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 Author has written 32 stories for Hellsing, Soul Eater, Kuroshitsuji, Higurashi/Umineko series, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Gray Garden. I'm a Minnesotan (that's in the United States) teen with a love of anime and books. I plan to someday be a famous writer with thousands of fans screaming my name, but in the meantime, I will slowly gain world domination and an ever-widening fanbase via Fanfiction.net. Those who dislike my world-domination plots will be assimilated. Those who criticize my works in a non-constructive manner will be killed in their sleep with their own mustaches and a grape. If they have no mustache, I will make do with a caterpillar. If they live in Antarctica or someplace equally caterpillar-free and still have no mustache, I would like to politely inquire as to how they have an internet connection. Please enjoy my delusional rantings and slightly less delusional stories at your leisure. You can find my ickle little sister ("May") here: /u/6486990/kittenzvrspuppzkittenzwin EXCUSES FOR NOT POSTING CHAPTERS (In order of my personal priority. Sorry if your favorite isn't on/near the top.): All-story note: I am working on my bachelor's degree for ESL education, depending on the season I have two part-time jobs, and I also have several at-home projects to work on, like fandubbing Higurashi. Fanfiction is, unfortunately, taking a back seat in my life priorities right now. The Teacher: I HAVE CHAPTERS I SWEAR…they're just…a couple of story arcs ahead of where I left off…with no connecting chapters yet…I'M WORKING ON IT OKAY AND WHEN I'M DONE Y'ALL ARE GONNA GET A SH*T-TON OF UPDATES ALL AT ONCE. Mirror Mirror: An idea I've been playing around with for a while. I've actually got the whole story plotted out, but updates will be few and far between because I want to really polish my chapters. A Sun Never Set: Another idea I've been playing around with for a while. I've got a busy schedule and haven't finished planning it out, but other than that I should have no problem updating. Scrap: Demonic-possession level writer's block. I have, in fact, more or less completely lost interest in the thread of the story, furthermore, I have no idea how to continue the story. This one's going on the shelf until I actually find something to do with it and plan somewhere to go. Remember, it was originally supposed to be a one-shot and now I'm kinda just flailing everywhere with no idea what to do with it. If you have ideas (or want the story) shoot me a line and we'll discuss. Kill Oliver: It kinda requires more concentration and time than I have to spare on most days, so chapters will only be worked on after the above stories' chapters are completed. Incarnation: I only posted this to make sure I didn't forget it. I probably won't continue until I finish my currently open series. (Top story above). Pumpkin Soul: Completely and utterly writer's blocked, doing my best to find motivation. Cry of the Smoldering Ashes: Hiatus for foreseeable future. Trying to finish other open stories. Drabbles of Hellsing: Being as this is a drabble fic, it will not have an exact schedule and will only be updated when I have the extra time/motivation. Reviewing Hellsing, May and Jay Style: On permanent hiatus. May and Jay Zombie Apocalypse: Also on hiatus until further notice. We be Kitties 3 (Four, actually): On permanent hiatus. Not planning to finish it, ever. If someone wishes to adopt and continue it, please inform me. Please. Get it away from me. Take it. I don't want it anymore. Flora: This story is not my property, and furthermore Flora has been dealing with several life issues at the moment, and will most likely be unable to post anything for the foreseeable future. So sorry about that folks. *These are all the stories that catsvrsdogscatswin (me) is planning to finish, update, or add on to. Plotbunnies are not included and possible-more-than-one-shots are also exempt. The May and Jay series of one-shots is not included either for obvious reasons.* My Opinion of My Own Stories: Hate, Wish Would Die In A Pit of Fire: Hellsing Cats (and all its derivatives) We be Kitties 3 (Four, actually) Desperately in Need of Revision: Nightstalker Style Death by May and Jay Vacation by May and Jay Hellsing by May and Jay The Very END of May and Jay Happy Hellsing Cry of the Smoldering Ashes Eh, It's Okay (But Probably should also Be Revised): Meva, Avem, Whatever May and Jay Hiring May and Jay Zombie Apocalypse Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Pumpkin Soul Reviewing Hellsing, May and Jay Style Scrap 10 Steps on How to Write a Story Drabbles of Hellsing Like: Last Thoughts of the Last Battalion A Cat's Life The Teacher A Sun Never Set Love: The Trekker Incarnation Kill Oliver A Little Bit About Moi: Name: catsvrsdogscatswin, sometimes going as my internet personification, "Jay". My true name shall remain forever shrouded in mystery and fuzzy kittens. Titles: Lady Age: 20 Gender: Female Height: 5'10...ish. Would very much prefer 5'11 and an eventual growth spurt to 6'0 even. Sexuality: Asexual aromantic. (prefers no platonic or physical romance, at all) Schooling: Working on a Bachelor's Degree at Augsburg College in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Job: Blood Type: A Positive Favorite Color: Yellow Favorite Animal: Cat Favorite Comedians: Gabriel Iglesias (aka "Fluffy"), Eddie Izzard, Robin Williams. Likes: Humor, sarcasm, anime, gore, snarky things, traveling, Europe, history of whatever whenever wherever, cute animals, ghosts, supernatural stuff, cats, scary dark stuff, rocks, shiny stuff, books, books, more books, writing to the millionth degree, and then writing some more. Dislikes: Homework, dogs, chocolate, soda/pop/carbonated drinks, people being snobby know-it-alls, math, popular items and crowds, teachers who try to stop me reading in class (futilely, I might add), not having time to write, and people who hate because they think it makes them look cool. I've been on this site for roughly three and a half years, and I've been improving with every story I write. That being said, I only started writing when I first discovered this site, so all my earliest fics are ones I'm honestly ashamed of in greater or smaller amounts, and the only reason I haven't deleted them is because, for SOME REASON, some people on here enjoy them. Basically, anything before 2014 is something I'm not proud of, and would like to avoid mentioning, so don't judge me on what they contain. Anime Knowledge (Animes or mangas I have read/seen): Soul Eater: Proud owner of every volume of the manga and the entire original anime. Seen and read both. Seen and read Soul Eater Not! as well, but own no merchandise of the latter. Hellsing: Extremely proud owner of the entire manga, the original anime, and the Ultimate box sets of 1-4, 5-8, and 9 & 10. Seen all of the Ultimate/OVA, up to episode 8 of the original anime, and read all of the manga. FullMetal Alchemist: Own all of the manga. Own all of the Brotherhood. Seen some of the original FMA, all of the Brotherhood. Read the manga. Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji: Own first manga volume in German. Own 1-25 in English, and Book of Atlantic. Seen the first season, the first episode of the second season, the third season, and the Book of Atlantic movie. Read the entire manga up to this point. Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni/When They Cry/When The Cicadas Cry: Own the entire manga. Own Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni (first season), as well as Higurashi Kai (second season) and Higurashi Rei. Seen the English-subbed anime, read the manga. Hetalia: Own Paint It, White! and Seasons 1-6. Own manga volumes 1-5. Seen everything so far. One Punch Man: Seen the most-excellent anime, read at least most of the equally excellent manga. Drifters: Own the current 1-5 mangas out and translated, as well as complete anime on DVD. Drifters is an in-progress manga being written by the same author as Hellsing. Read all translated manga chapters up to this point. RWBY: Seen everything released thus far (and all of RWBY Chibi). Read the manga. Kakegurui: Own no merchandise. Seen the anime and the very good live-action series, have not read the manga. Dance with Devils: Own no merchandise. Seen the hysterically cheesy and overblown shojou anime, have not read the manga. Death Parade: Own no merchandise. Seen the anime, have not read the manga. Tokyo Ghoul: Read most of the manga. Good, albeit slightly confusing. Probably won't watch the anime. Seen the godly-awesome live action though, and own it. Food Wars: Own no merchandise. Seen up to episode 22 of the anime, have not read the manga. Hell Girl: Own no merchandise. Seen roughly six or seven episodes. Plan on continuing someday. Ouran High School Host Club: Own no merchandise. Seen some of the anime, not planning to finish anytime soon. Remember very little. D. Gray-Man: Own no merchandise. Read all of the published manga. Seen some of the anime. Blue Exorcist: Own no merchandise. Read the entire published manga. Seen some of the anime. Black Lagoon: Own no merchandise. Seen first two episodes of the anime. Gunsmith Cats: Own no merchandise. Read some of the manga. Remember almost nothing. Death Note: Own live-action movie (Japanese one, not the newer one). Seen some clips of the anime and the entire live-action movie (again the Japanese one). Read some of the manga. Thinking about watching the rest. Animes I'm Planning To/Are Watching: Deadman Wonderland: If I ever get the time, it seems to be pretty cool. Psychopaths: Friend recommended it to me. I have no clue what it is though. Wolf Children/Wolf's Rain: Recommended by a friend. No idea what it is either. You Can Find Me Here Too: Deviantart: (The link is being stubborn, so just search "catsvrsdogscatswin". I'm under the same penname there.) YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiYTq5TGaIcT3A7ToJnh1RA Languages I Am Fluent In: English: Well, duh. German: Mildly fluent, but not anywhere near completely. Learned it for four years. Can probably read it and write it. Japanese: Barely competent. I can't read it or write it, and I don't really know how to form sentences, but I do know quite a few words. Favorite Quotes, General: You'll be more popular if you try not to act popular than if you try to act popular. The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken. Women are born angels. When someone breaks our wings we will simply continue to fly on a broomstick. Be warned; we're flexible like that. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. Why be difficult when with just a little bit of effort you can be impossible? When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell. We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction. In this life, its mind over matter. Don't mind, and it won't matter. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking. Order is for the stupid. True geniuses live in chaos. This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force! I swear to drunk I'm not God. Being an author is like being in charge of your own personal insane asylum. There's a special place in hell reserved just for me. Its called the throne. Quotes from the emminent "Skullduggery Pleasant" series: (1.) "Doors are for people with no imagination." (2.) "I woke up, a bag of bones. Literally. They had gathered up my bones and put them in a bag and thrown the bag into a river." (3.) Vengeous scowled. "As you can see," he said, "you are vastly outnumbered." "I usually am." "Your situation has become quite untenable." "It usually does." "You are within moments of being swarmed by these filthy creatures of undeath and torn apart in a maelstrom of pain and fury." Skulduggery paused. "Okay, that's a new one on me." (4.) "We punch people, Valkyrie. That’s who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed." (5.) "Oh, I was only joking about that. I don't really think you murdered someone. Unless you did, in which case I reserve the right to say I knew it all along.” (6.) "But if you can confront your inner demons—" "I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded." Valkyrie had to laugh. "But now he's back." "Of course he's back. He's resourceful. He is my inner demon, after all." (7.) "I cross the place where my heart used to be and hope to be even deader than I am now." Quotes from the emminent "Lockwood & Co" series: (1.) "Of the first few hauntings I investigated with Lockwood & Co. I intend to say little, in part to protect the identity of the victims, in part because of the gruesome nature of the incidents, but mainly because, in a variety of ingenious ways, we succeeded in messing them all up." (2.) “You're not our leader," Dave said. "No, but I know what I'm doing, which is a nice alternative." (3.) "Looking on the bright side," Lockwood whispered, "Kipps has worked with us before. He already knows we won't listen to a word he says. That's going to save a lot of time. Nice to see you, Quill!" he called. "How's tricks?" "Before you say anything," Kipps said, "I didn't ask to be given this job. I dislike the idea just as much as you do. Let's just be clear about that." Fan much? Copy-paste and pledge your allegiance! Hetalian Pledge of Allegiance: I pledge allegiance To the tomatoes Of the United States of Hetalia And to the fangirls of which it stands One fanbase Under God (with his divine message to Hungary) Forever divided on who to ship With pasta and yaoi for all. Ve. Hellsing Pledge of Allegiance: I pledge allegiance To the gore Of Hellsing, Iscariot, and Millennium And to the bloodshed for which they stand One bloodbath Under God (Or not) Killing vampires, werewolves, and leprechauns With violence and mayhem for all. Amen. FullMetal Alchemist Pledge of Allegiance: I pledge allegiance To the alchemy Of both Amestris and Xing And to the morals for which they stand One pipsqueak alchemist Under Truth With miniskirts, homunculi and Philosopher’s Stones for all. HUGHES NOOOO! Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni Pledge of Allegiance: I pledge allegiance To Oyashiro-sama And to the insanity which he causes Five friends Under Hinamizawa's influence With friendship and occasional brutal murder for all. Nippah! Soul Eater Pledge of Allegiance: I pledge allegiance To the DWMA And the peace for which it stands One Kishin Under madness With Maka-chops and souls for all. REAPER CHOP! | |||||||
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Professor Arc II: Headmaster Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about running a school, nor fixing a political disaster spanning all of Remnant. Hell, he didn't even know how to deal with the world-ending conspiracy in the background, let alone a former-headmaster-possessed child. Yet here he was, leading Beacon Academy into a new age of glory. Or ruin. Definitely a fair chance of the latter…
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 454,424 - Reviews: 7101 - Favs: 4,452 - Follows: 4,730 - Updated: 1m - Published: 2/28/2019 - Jaune A.
More Than You can Chew by nardcopter reviews
Roman Torchwick just wanted to joke around with a hooded girl who thought he was a hunter. Honest! He didn't think that it'd backfire so badly and land him and Neo a place at Beacon, let alone did he think that he would somehow become the HERO of all things! What kind of sick, twisted world do we live in anyways? This is what happens when you bite off more than you can chew!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 31 - Words: 256,039 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 8/26/2019 - [Roman T., Glynda G.] [Neo, Ruby R.] - Complete
Glass Lilies by FineChyna reviews
Kaneki thought he'd met his death at the hands of the CCG's Reaper. And in all honesty, he'd accepted it. But when he unexpectedly wakes up in the world of Remnant, a strange place with even stranger rules, it might prove to be even more perilous then then the place he left behind. The question is-with the people he meets there, will Kaneki be so content to die?
Crossover - Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 127,792 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Satis by Eiserne reviews
Integra dies, only to wake up in the past, as a fifteen-year-old. AxI.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,690 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 5/8/2016 - [Integra, Alucard] Seras
Intro to Criminology by Selene Sokal reviews
After many setbacks at the hands of RWBY, Roman's decided it's time to fight fire with fire and get his own team of Huntsmen-in-Training to slowly introduce to a life of crime! But what team would need extra credit so badly as to have to intern for Roman Torchwick? A short, comic one-shot.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/29/2019 - Roman T., Team JNPR - Complete
Crimson Smiles by MissLunaTick reviews
"It's just that I am like the world's biggest Dracula fan girl." Confirmed, she was off her rocker. "You do know that Dracula was a brutal king." He found this to be an interesting conversation, amused at the sheer delight in her eyes. Maybe he was just amused because he was his own favorite topic? A girl ends up in a dangerous situation, and it keeps spiraling down from there.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 255,550 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/23/2019 - Published: 6/28/2008 - [Alucard, OC] - Complete
Sending A Bigger Monster by Xavier Rall reviews
While in pursuit of her most dangerous target yet, Seras Victoria falls through a magical doorway left over from Millenium that lands her in "Tokyo Ghoul" Japan. She must find her way home, but before that, she must navigate a twisted world of ghouls and humans; as the biggest monster in an entire world of them. *CURRENT ARC: CAPTIVE AUDIENCE*
Crossover - Hellsing & Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,642 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 5/8/2018 - Published: 12/15/2015 - [Seras, Pip] OC
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 7917 - Favs: 8,071 - Follows: 7,176 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
Facts Concerning the Strange Case of Wonderland by Kount Xero reviews
This contains all the documentation concerning the events that took place betwen November 12 and December 8, 1870 that revolved around Alice Liddell, a patient in the Rutledge Asylum, and her strange ailment that was often given the name "Wonderland."
American McGee's Alice - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 71,788 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/30/2017 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Alice - Complete
I Blame the Government by Gabrielle Roe reviews
My name is Indie, like Indiana Jones! I'm out of High School and I still live at home with my parents instead of living it up at some college. Despite how nerdy I am, I didn't want any of them. I've read the fanfics and know it's a handful (and expensive). But here I am, standing in my house with units wreaking havoc and my parents getting drunk with them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,524 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/19/2017 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Russia, Prussia, South Korea, OC
Cigars and Gunpowder by ArchNecromancer reviews
AU, T plus, :Rating may change to M for Language and Violence: The war had been lost. Most of Millennium had been destroyed. Peace was reigning again, or was it? The Falcon readies it's talons, The Bishop ensnares her prey, and all the while, the players dance to their tune. What secrets do a bloodline hold? The chessboard is prepared. All that remains, is checkmate. [No Pairing]
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,072 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/22/2017 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Alexander, Alucard, Integra, OC
Poker, Beer and the Apocalypse by The Shrubbery King reviews
When London becomes a battlefield strewn with corpses, drenched in blood and choked with smoke, there seems to be nothing alive in the old English city. However, a very different story is unfolding beneath the great city. In the filthy, rat infested sewers no less.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,737 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Complete
The Other Side Of The Mirror by Maddylovesyou reviews
Careful what you wish for. You just might get it. Nominated for Hetalia Awards. Read chapter 30 for more information.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 355,780 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 1/2/2014 - N. Italy, Germany, Parallel Nations - Complete
Memoirs of a Maid by Miraerys reviews
Independent short stories about a Hellsing maid. Worn and disillusioned by time, she waits for everlasting peace. Each chapter independent unless stated otherwise. Includes various timelines and characters. Short stories and drabbles. Centres on an OC.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,422 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Integra, Seras, Walter, OC
A Simple Memory III Epilogue by Luna Silvereyes reviews
The battle is over, but the fight is not. Moving into the future came with a price and the residents of Hellsing are paying for it. How long does it take for days to regain even a smidgen of normality? For the women of Hellsing, an eternity. The future now looks grim as the world is becoming a place that rejects their existence. Their choices are few, their numbers fewer.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 89,949 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Alucard, Integra, Seras, OC
The Number 1 Dad Mug by dartboi reviews
Francis and Arthur celebrate Father's Day, but what happens when there is only one mug?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/21/2015 - [France, England/Britain] America, Canada - Complete
A Bitter Confection and a Sweet Confession by HoneyBadgerOverlord reviews
"Did I murder my husband? Must you even ask? Of course I did, you silly geese!" In which Oliver willingly tells the whole truth to the nice police officers investigating a recent murder. The 2p! characters in an AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Parallel Nations - Complete
Black Blood Blitzkrieg by GypsyReaper reviews
Hellsing X Soul Eater. Calling in a favor, Sir Integra has Stein examine a freak chip, but in his studies he discovers the only way to learn everything about the enemy is to reanimate the soul within, unleashing Nazi-madness!
Crossover - Hellsing & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,094 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 6/12/2010
Spiral by SpecificTaigu
The first few times a child must relive a bloody, endless summer are the hardest. It's almost like a terrible dream.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2015 - Rika F., Hanyu F. - Complete
Dying is Relieving by SoothingCoffee reviews
Sometimes, I ponder about the day I was in. Or rather the world I am in. It's rightly hard to remember, it was probably some random mysterious Random Gods, or Psychopathic Chaos Gods. Regardless, being in a Hellish World like Hellsing is hard. Slipping sanity is the norm. And rightly so when you're dropped on the Doctor's table.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,879 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 3/7/2015 - OC
Of Dog Goddesses and Living Dead by BetterWithEachStory reviews
She had been alone for nearly two thousand years, the shadows had taken her colors and drained them from her body, forced to live for the rest of eternity or until a single man could finally end her existence. Desperation had closed in to find this man, until she stumbles upon a monster that gives her chills; a vague memory unable to recognize the vampire she had adored long before
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Alucard, OC
The Struggles Of Being Impeached by Midnight Alexis Thorn reviews
Alfred F. Jones is quite proud and happy when, with the help of his BFF Arthur, he becomes President of the United States. Until he isn't when he realizes just how much work and effort this will take. Once again, with the help of his bestie, he tries to get impeached. The struggles of being impeached are so, so real.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2015 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Unforgettable by Zeplerfer reviews
Alfred has given many lives for his country, and he remembers each one perfectly. But the memory that lingers is of an English soldier he met in the final battles of WWII and never saw again. USUKUS. Reincarnation AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,441 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
You'll be the death of me by sucker4villains reviews
"Normal keeps you safe, hidden. You are not Normal for no matter how far you go, how hard you hide, I will always be one step ahead of you, and you will learn that there is no escape. I will be the death of you." Sophie learns the hard way, that once you start a game, there's no stopping until someone loses. And it just might be her. (chapters are under construction)
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,021 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Alucard, OC
『 Delivery 』 by Meyri reviews
Team JNPR is on a mission to deliver packages, when Nora finds a letter addressed to Roman Torchwick. Determined to fulfill her duties as a postwoman, she drags her team and Professor Port on a ridiculous chase after the suave criminal. Will Roman stay as elusive as ever? Will Team JNPR outwit the criminal mastermind? What secrets does the letter hold? Find out on this wild ride!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,202 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Roman T., L. Ren, Nora V., Emerald S. - Complete
Kishi no Kakera by xxApocalypsexx reviews
A boy is saved from death by Oyashiro, and given a mission: Protect Rika. He soon learns of the tragic fate that has been dealt to both himself, and to Rika. This is his struggle to break that Fate, save his new-found friends, and escape into a perfect world. AU diverging before the start of the series.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 191,628 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Rena R., Rika F., Hanyu F., OC
Isolation by Maralexa reviews
When the world leaders decide it would be best to keep the nations in isolation, total chaos ensues. Each and every nation is locked away in his or her own blank white room, and no contact is allowed. One man, a former nation that somehow managed to stay in existence, must rise up to put a stop to it. That man is none other than Gilbert Beilschmidt, AKA the awesome Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,245 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Germany, America, Prussia - Complete
Hellsing Ultimate Abridged: The Unofficial Novelization by Enei Emmu reviews
The events of Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, as experienced and narrated by the cast. Their true thoughts may not at all be what you expect...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,762 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Alucard, Seras] Integra, Walter
Behind Closed Doors by Alley Cat Sunflower reviews
In which Mercury and Emerald figure out the hard way that hotel-room doors are generally locked for a reason, are not spared the thought of Roman Torchwick procreating, and get their heads knocked together. T for suggestive themes and mild language. I do not own RWBY!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Mercury B., Emerald S.] [Cinder F., Roman T.] - Complete
The Worlds Stage by Jennisms reviews
-Sequel to Brave New World- Now that the Second Players have been dealt with, Skylar travels to the world of Hetalia with Italy. But are things really going to be okay? As the nations begin disappearing it seems that this is only the beginning. (Rated M for language and violence.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,579 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain, Parallel Nations, OC - Complete
Blood is Thicker by Immatrael reviews
Alucard was not the first vampire to rise from the grave and walk the earth. There are myths of men-become-monsters in every culture in history. And most of them are true...
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,699 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 2/14/2013
Brave New World by Jennisms reviews
-Sequel story to Perchance to Dream- Skylar Smith was visiting New York when she ran into a young man who calls himself 'Italy'. She didn't believe him, at first, but between helping Italy find his way home and running from a group of psychopaths, it's getting harder and harder to tell herself: Hetalia isn't real... is it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - OC, N. Italy, Prussia, Parallel Nations - Complete
Perchance To Dream by Jennisms reviews
England has been having strange and terrifying dreams lately, dreams that vanish like smoke with the dawn. What he doesn't realize are these nightmares are far more then they seem. These dreams not only threaten him but the other countries as well. Will the nations realize the threat before it's too late?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,351 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - England/Britain, America, Prussia, Parallel Nations - Complete
Responsibility is Very Overrated by LemonYellowCoat reviews
'..."I. Wanted. To…" Allen paused, not noticing Luciano wrinkling his nose at the very strong smell of alcohol. "Say hello. And maybe fuck." The last part kinda slipped out, but whatever.' 2p!AmeIta OneShot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/12/2014 - [Parallel America, N. Italy] Parallel Nations - Complete
A Simple Memory II Eternal Reminisence by Luna Silvereyes reviews
Iscariot is in shambles thanks to a brand new threat emerging within its depths. Alucard's fledgling Wynter is dragged back into the rising problems, struggling against both her arch rival, Anderson, and dark secrets kept hidden by Wynter's very own sire.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 204,961 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Alexander - Complete
Into the Fire by weezerz2490 reviews
Courage can't see around corners, but goes around them anyway. When FDNY firefighter Tori Reagan's company responded to a three-alarm incident at the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001, there was no way she could have predicted just how much it would change her life. Where is she now, and what's all this business about 'Drifters' and 'Ends? (T & up for violence & language)
Drifters/ドリフターズ - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,410 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013
The Seven Deadly Sins by kittykat2892 reviews
The Seven Deadly sins characterized by the 2P characters: Lust, Gluttony, Avarice, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, and Pride. The darkness laps at their souls as it does to the shores of the River Styx. "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." Dante, Inferno
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Germany, Canada, Prussia, Parallel Nations
Rise of the Last Gorgon by Kazriku reviews
(ON HIATUS)SEQUEL to Birth of Scelus the Kishin! It was three years after the war against the Kishin Scelus who threatens the lives of many. Now, that peace is being threatened again by the remaining Gorgon sister: Shaula. What are her sinister plans? How are he plans affecting our favorite Shinigami and his friends? (Rating may change in the future. More summary inside)
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,349 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Crona, Death The Kid, Shaula G.
Mania by Pain is your Friend reviews
First Hellsing fic! Micole has lived a fair life in a mental home... Until she gets kidnapped. Guess what? No one keeps down a girl with hypomania! Not even a bunch of scary vampires. While she's trying to get her and others free, Hellsing is looking for the patients of the attacked Mental home and the band of vampires who did it. Might be AxOC
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Integra, Alucard
Hellsing Ultimate Fanmade Guide by RobertFiddler reviews
Hello Everyone! This is the result of some of my researches. This is not fanfiction, but I hope you will like it. In this Hellsing Guide, I'm going to talk about the pesonalities of the characters, analize event of the story of Hellsing and etc
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,575 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Alucard, Seras, Pip, Integra
All of him by Iikku The Eyebrow Master reviews
Arthur Kirkland is finally fed up with the noises from flat next door and goes to complain about them. He finds out that the other resident isn't just one person. Francis Bonnefoy happens to be 4 people. Warning; multiple personalities, France, Fem!France...kinda, 2p!France and Pirate!France all in one! FrUK, maybe Noraco in the later chapters. T for now...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,259 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - England/Britain, France, Monaco
A Chance Encounter by FalconStorm reviews
The seal is broken, the last Hellsing dead. After over a hundred years of servitude, Alucard is free, but is freedom what he really wanted all along? Alexis is a woman with a dark, painful past. When a chance encounter gives her a blunt introduction to the supernatural, what will she do with the infamous vampire fate drops into her lap? AxOC. Character death.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,536 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Alucard - Complete
You Want to Burn Something? by Aradellia reviews
2P!Verse. In which the Axis gets their monthly shipment of new weapons, and Italy finds that they got a special new toy to play with, and everyone in the Axis house wants a crack at using it to let out some pent up anger. Who called for a flammable mannequin?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Hungary - Complete
Hetalia Grade Cards! by dartboi reviews
Grade cards for your favorite countries and for the subjects that they took. I'll do any Country. Come check it out. You know you want too. *Under Construction!*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 15,209 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano]
Birth of Scelus the Kishin by Kazriku reviews
They've defeated Kishin Asura and believed they've gained peace. But they're wrong. Lurking in the shadows, a group of people lead by a man named Noah are trying to create another Kishin using Chrona and Shinigami-sama's son, Kid. Full summary inside.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 207,072 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Crona, Death The Kid, Medusa G., Noah - Complete
The Sunrise in Jerusalem by DomesticatedWerewolves reviews
"You traded God for power and even though you are practically omnipotent and near-immortal you still sought out a new God in Abraham and any human who showed the pride and courage that exists nowhere in you." Alucard's time spent beyond reality and time as told in 9.5k words.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,547 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Alucard - Complete
Alucard's New Groove by dhampirgirl26 reviews
The vampire Alucard has discovered a new hobby...and its name is Rock 'n' Roll.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Alucard - Complete
You know you are obsessed with Hellsing when by HeatherSilentHillMason reviews
Re-uploaded...Over 30 ways to tell if you are obsessed with Hellsing. Rated T because...Well why would kids be reading this anyway?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Alucard, Rip Van Winkle
The Lone Median by DomesticatedWerewolves reviews
Their minds and personalities and hopes and dreams all churned within him, warping everything he knew. But Alucard's was always the strongest, and he had always been in danger of letting it consume him.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Alucard - Complete
Master of Polygamy by SirIntegrity reviews
Every single pairing with Alucard is wrong. In this story, Alucard explains to Pip why and what he actually does. AxIxSxWxAAxP
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Alucard, Pip - Complete
In Heaven by Fortune Maiden reviews
They say in Heaven, the cops are British...well obviously "They" have never been pulled over for speeding before!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Feathers and Yarn by ChibiStarr reviews
Of course, being a country you would have many hidden talents. But...sewing? And Prussia, of all people? Just plain and simple silliness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Fritz, Prussia - Complete
101 Rules for Hetalians Attending World Meetings by Teal Tribbles reviews
A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in the conference room. All regulations will be enforced by Herr Schtick. Co-written on a joint account between D12T and Teal Phoenix
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
Lacking in Any Sanity by Pippin's Socks reviews
The UN kindly requests you stop terrifying the interns. Oh, and having sex in all the cupboards. That too. Various pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Arcana by Materioptikon reviews
An exploration of each Hellsing character, through the Major Arcana of the Tarot. Arcana XV - The Devil. Jan Valentine.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,547 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009
official correspondence by incandescens reviews
Letters between Hellsing and Phantomhive: there's a lot to be said for being off the record.
Crossover - Hellsing & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Integra, Ciel P. - Complete
The Limbo Files by The Silver Mystery reviews
What happens to the characters that die in Hellsing? Where do they get sent to? Well, first they gotta make a trip to Limbo and await their fates...in a little bar called Asphodel. A mini series based off my last two stories. Enjoy!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Yakimochi hen by Jane Poirot reviews
Jealousy chapter. Has Mion really never killed anyone? Has there not been a world where she, too, fell victim to the parasite which convinced her that she was losing the person she held dear to her own friends?
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,805 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Mion S., Keiichi M. - Complete
Dear Saint Anthony by PenNameSmith reviews
It's funny what can go missing when you're not paying attention. Fortunately, Anderson is used to dealing with lost children.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Alexander, Seras - Complete
Alucard and the Xbox by Metropolis Kid reviews
I'm not really sure how to summarize this one. It's pretty much what the title says. Alucard buys an Xbox, and he and Seras deal with the resulting issues and play a few games. Please Read and Review. Thanks. Use to be called Alucard's new obsession.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,275 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Catholics Are People, Too by ProbableImpossibilities reviews
Maxwell wrote a five-paragraph, English-class-type persuasive letter to all you Hellsing fan-fiction authors. He got a B- on it.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Enrico - Complete
Hetagenesis 1:3 by saplings reviews
In the beginning Himaruya created the Allies and the Axis Powers/And Himaruya said, "Let there be HETALIA" and there was HETALIA/And there was Heaven and there was Hell, also Grandpa Rome's very own theme song
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
Hellsing: Section Eight by Nightsmoke reviews
It didn't take Islands long to realize that Arthur had gone insane. Pre-Dawn and Dawn era.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2010
A Simple Memory by Luna Silvereyes reviews
The appearance of a nomadic vampire named Wynter causes old memories to resurface where they aren't wanted. At the same time, an influx of vampire fledglings sparks the start of an occult war a 150 years in the making. Hellsing may be in for a rough time.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,774 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Miracles and Dumb Luck by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
In the 1980 Winter Olympics, the American ice hockey team beat the Soviet team in one of the biggest upsets in sports history. Both America and Russia deal with the outcome with grace and dignity. ...yeah right.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Curious George by Catrlgirl reviews
Complete When Alucard brings home a new toy what is to become of her? How can the child of a Vampire ever hope to be normal? What is George? What does the future hold for this little monster? Please vote Do you want the Adult Adventures of George?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 291,977 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Happiness by Katsuun97 reviews
... "Rika... why did you betray me?" Origin of the Witch of Miracles. Rated for blood, Episode 5 Spoilers, plus spoilers to ending of Higurashi.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bernkastel, Rika F. - Complete
Risk Your Life! by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*Gen, many Nations* Where France brings his Risk game at a meeting, and the nations discover they should never really play that game together. Ever. Crack warning. Written for the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Always prepare a stiff drink when dealing with by Aries Draco reviews
...infernal creatures. From kink meme. England tries his hand at summoning again. At least it's not Russia he gets this time...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/3/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Blossoming Magnolia by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
It struck him very hard; tradition dictated for women to be frail, delicate creatures, and yet the one who he would never forget, and never forget because he was proud of her, was the one who destroyed tradition." Wang Yao China x Hua Mulan NOT CRACK!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/3/2009 - China - Complete
Angel Dust by Stained Blue reviews
A sinner, a saint and a boy caught between.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Complete
Exultant Heretic by Materioptikon reviews
AU. In the wake of the crushing Catholic defeat, Maxwell was saved, taken to the Vatican and judged. Little he knew, it was just the start of the journey for him. I/E stuff. For BookishBrains. Read and Review. Oneshot.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Integra, Enrico - Complete
A Beautiful Relationship by Rhiannon Thanatos reviews
Dr. Avondale Napyeer is a scientist working at Auschwitz when the Major comes to visit and makes him an offer he can't refuse. My take on how the Major and Doc first met.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - The Major - Complete
SEHR KAWAII DESU NEE! by fukuji mihoko reviews
Japan has witnessed many terrible things in his life, but there is nothing quite as scary as a fangirl.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Japan - Complete
Aren't We? by IceFlake 77 reviews
We Filipinos are mild drinkers. We drink for only three good reasons. We drink when we are very happy. We drink when we are very sad. And we drink for any other reason."-'We Filipinos are Mild Drinkers' by Alejandro R. Roces. Warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,216 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2009 - America
Public Service by Canadino reviews
What does Japan do when he develops a prototype for a new camera? Test it out, of course! Various pairings with a stalkerish Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Japan - Complete
StabbityFaceDeath Shiny Dead Brain Cells by CaterinavIntegra3 reviews
A girl walks home from work and gets attacked by a vampire. What does she do!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Alucard, Integra
Taken to Extremes by snappleducated reviews
The nations face off in a car race. Romano has road rage, Prussia and Hungary are terrible backseat drivers, China makes some road kill, America refuses to ask for directions, England drives on the wrong side of the road, and Spain admires the scenery.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Snowmen of London by LittleDuchess reviews
It is the height of the Victorian Era and Francis discovers Arthur expressing a, perhaps rather ridiculous, zeal in the name of modesty. Involving snowmen. Based on a true historical incident, which is just as absurd as it sounds.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
The Attack of Sir Tapsalot by Werewolf of Fire reviews
There's a monster crawling around the meeting room. Chaos ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Latvia - Complete
Ne by Aries Draco reviews
from kink meme. A dying soldier realises in his last moments that his beloved nation is... male.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2009 - France - Complete
Bum Reviews: Hellsing by Crow T R0bot reviews
Everyone's favorite homeless guy: Chester A. Bum, gives us his scatterbrained, tangental thoughts on the Hellsing TV Series.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Inspiration by Corkboard reviews
England inspires a lot of things, unintentionally.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/2/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Bookland by Corkboard reviews
Welcome to Hetalia, one of London’s biggest bookstores, and definitely it’s strangest. I suggest leaving anything breakable at the front entrance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Those Damned Chairs by Corkboard reviews
Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Change in the Times by Bubbly Ninja reviews
Here is Chapter 8: To Have A Life.... R and R please. AxOC SxAA
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,110 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Complete
Random Hellsing Tales by Agent HUNK reviews
A collection of bizarre Hellsing stories. Food fights, awkward romances, strange conversations, odd dreams, suicide missions, and utter idiocy on a massive scale. Rated T for violence, language, and stuff. OFFICIALLY THE GREATEST STORY I HAVE EVER WRITTEN
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,485 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Cold Turkey by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Reno is told by his doctor that he has to quit smoking, and Elena gets roped into helping him. But what happens when a nicotine addict and professional hitman is denied his cigarettes? Elena had better run for her life!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Reno, Elena - Complete
Perfection's Limit by NessieGG reviews
Integra's mother reflects on her life with her newborn baby in her arms. Oneshot, first person POV
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Complete
Brazil by atannenbaum reviews
Zorin Blitz gets leave after a tough mission, and she does what most soldiers do on leave. The working girl she meets, however, is more dangerous than she looks. Hellsing with a Read or Die trace, may be M later.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2006
Excerpts From the Diary of Enrico Maxwell by storyinmypocket reviews
Iscariot isn't all impassioned speeches and religious crusades, y'know. This is a lighthearted look at Iscariot members who didn't make the cut, in response to a challenge.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Kagami no Musume by Urwen reviews
A fairly short piece speculating on the origins of Yumiko&Yumie. By speculating, I mean taking everything we know about the character so far and trying to make a really, really nasty story about how it might have come about.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,832 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Franch Knight by MeyRevived2 reviews
A crossover between Vol.6 and Monty Python's Holy Grail.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
Drip by BloodeWolfe reviews
One goes insane and finds her self dancing with her dead mother. AU. Slightly Dark. OOC. ONE SHOT
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Complete
Thirst for Knowlege by darkfather
Addiction to your work is the most fatal. It often let you lose your sanity for it.Doccentered. Written for the September Challenge of LJ's fictionhaven. Theme: Addiction
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
I think We're Lost Again by thegr8sephiroth reviews
There are some places that Millennium doesn't belong. Thanks to a certain catboy, they're visiting all of them.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2005
Ace of Spades by darkfather reviews
...The Luck is a whore... a lesson Tubalcaine Alhambra learns to late.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Complete
Craving by MeyRevived2 reviews
Zorin's POV on tattoos. drabble
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/14/2005
When ‘I’ divides by wrath reviews
one shot On a seemingly plesent day, a monster came into the world. A long, rambling yarn regarding Yumiko and her alterego.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Complete
Before a Fall by DreadNot reviews
The greatest temptation for any scientist is to believe he is above his subjects or accountability. Hubris is not smiled on by the fates. Experimental format on the topic of the deadly sin, pride. Dark humor, hard science, graphic mad scientist behavior.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Complete
Hellsing: American Visitors by Professor Curly reviews
Alucard receives a message from an old friend saying that he's coming over for a while. What odd mishaps could result from this meeting? Wait, Alucard has friends? FINISHED
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,961 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Complete
Why I Don't Do SI's by Baron Hausenpheffer reviews
The author ventures into the Hellsing universe, but runs into an unexpected problem... Pretty darn funny; give it a read (and review)!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2005
As Above, So Below by DreadNot reviews
The battle of London is the Apocalypse and the Four Horsemen ride. Who are the Horsemen? An idea from Tazo. Post volume 6 spoilers. One shot.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Complete
Snip Snip by Tazo reviews
They say that we only really tell the truth to three people. Our psychatrist. Our priest. And our barber.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005
Judas Kiss by Mighty Crouton reviews
Heinkel Wolfe reflects on the dynamics behind Iscariot XIII's purpose. Why serve under the name of a man who betrayed our lord savior Jesus Christ?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Heinkel
Der Lebendtoten by Herrmitts reviews
There are far worse fates than death in this world, as two Nazi Millennium Projekt translators begin to discover, high in the German mountains... Vaguely Hellsing written as a LovecraftHellsing crossover challenge
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Complete
Eine Kleine Nachtmusik by wrath reviews
Compleat- There is a line dividing the hunter and the hunted. When a group of poachers find themselves stalked by a creature known as Rip, they learn how fine that line is
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 12/5/2004
Kindergarten Hellsing Style by Crystalline-Twilight reviews
Just a one-shot day in the life of kinda thing. All your favorite HellsingIscariot members are back in Kindergarten, and they don't get along very well.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Complete
Cut From The Same Cloth by Herrmitts reviews
Holy Order Iscariot: Section XIII tells it like it is... In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen. Now pass the ammunition.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Complete
Freeing Cerberus by insomniac-od reviews
What do you do with a madman who welcomes a glorious death, especially when he has freed you from a bond you loathed and loved?
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2004
Servant's Night Off by Sensoo reviews
Walter is kicked out of the mansion for an evening for a well-deserved break; like it or not. He finds an interesting drinking companion in a certain Iscariot. Strange, but I found it somewhat humorous... [Complete]
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,741 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Complete
We, Her Majesty's Prisoners by Herrmitts reviews
... nine millimetre pension plan ...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Complete
Tea and Biscuits by shdwanna reviews
The tea was steeping, and Sir Integra looked rather less forbidding in her bathrobe, which I suppose is what gave me courage enough to ask, “Why do you hate Christmas?” Seras and Integra have a conversation at 3 AM.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2003
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The Transfer (3) reviews
Arya still doesn't know why she keeps bouncing around from anime to anime, but she won't let that stop her from learning how. Luckily, the DWMA is there with an exceptionally large library to help her find the truth. Unluckily, the materials she needs are only accessible to "Death Scythes and certain high-ranking meisters," both of which she is not. But she can fix that...right?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,042 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 6/19
Higurashi Month reviews
It has been brought to my attention that no one ever officially named June as the unofficial "Higurashi Month" in which the fandom revs up and posts all sorts of pictures, stories, and general content per a daily prompt or some such thing. This is borderline blasphemous and I have done my best to remedy it, by posting a prompt list and a series of daily short snippets this June.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 90 - Words: 102,266 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 6/1/2018 - Keiichi M., Rena R., Mion S., Rika F.
The Teacher (2) reviews
After the tearful farewell, England (the idiot) apparently botched his spell, and now our intrepid heroine is in a different world alright, but still not hers! So, with little else left to do, she seeks out Ciel Phantomhive in the hopes that maybe the Lord of Games can figure out how to get her home. Unfortunately, Ciel is not in the habit of giving away free handouts.(No pairings)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 66 - Words: 370,245 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 11/15/2015 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., OC - Complete
Mirror Mirror reviews
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? It sure ain't you and it sure ain't me, so who's the next victim gonna be?" Alfred Jones had always been a scaredy-cat when it came to the paranormal. (It was more Arthur's schtick.) But when Alfred is murdered, Arthur's investigations turn up something far more sinister than just a bad case of the heebie-jeebies. Human AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,695 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/5/2019 - Published: 1/25/2017 - England/Britain, America, Belgium, Parallel Nations
A Sun Never Set reviews
The Roman Empire rules almost all of the known world; to fill its endless ranks of soldiers, all males are required to join the militia corps. The Aureus are a beaten people who live on the fringes of the ever-expanding Empire, slaves in all but name. Authority must be obeyed; or it must be overthrown. When an Aureus sneaks into the corps, the old order begins to crumble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,917 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 2/28/2016 - England/Britain, France, Prussia, Norway
RP Crossover with FallenwaterTheFallen reviews
Sealand was just enjoying a day fixing up his country when these two girls fell out of the sky. Germany was out walking his dogs when he discovered a small young lady dangling from a tree. Prussia was out stalking but then he was pelted with snowballs by a (completely unawesome) little girl. These events are most likely connected...somehow...
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Gray Garden - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2016 - Prussia, Sealand, Froze, Macarona
Kill Oliver reviews
When The Bride and her entire wedding group, including her fiancé, is slaughtered by her ex-boss, the former assassin sets out on a quest of bloody vengeance for her unborn child, her husband, and most importantly, herself. The mission? To kill "Bill" and the five enforcers who helped him crash her wedding reception. No mercy, no regrets, but many 2ps. Based on the movie Kill Bill.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,612 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 6/4/2015 - Parallel Nations, OC
The Trekker (1) reviews
It's a tale as old as time –or at least, as old as fandoms. A real-world protagonist sucked into a reality not their own, where they indulge in the gleeful fangasm of co-habituating with said characters. Sadly for one Aryana Thompson, not only is her (accidental) exodus seemingly irreversible, but there are hints of other, much less friendly, travelers to this world… (No pairings.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 87 - Words: 184,512 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 11/14/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Prussia, Parallel Nations - Complete
Scrap reviews
Scrap, a young female abducted from the streets to serve as entertainment for FREAK vampires, has been rescued by Hellsing. However, she has some surprises, including and not limited to the fact she has about a billion knives on her person that she constantly whips out. On hiatus until New Year's.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,069 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Seras, Hans G.] Alucard, OC
Incarnation reviews
AU. "I never drink…wine." she said in amusement. Alucard glared at the vampire before him with narrowed eyes. "You won't be sucking blood, either." he replied dangerously. She raised an arrogant eyebrow as he aimed his guns at her heart, smirking a little in her omnipotence. "You're a human. What could you possibly do to harm me?" she replied serenely, shadows coiling around her.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Alucard, Integra, Seras, Walter
Last Thoughts of the Last Battalion reviews
The title's pretty much self-explanatory...a set of drabbles describing the ending moments of Millennium's characters. I dunno, I was bored and I thought of doing this, and since I was supposed to be doing something else I thought I'd go ahead and do this instead. And in case it wasn't obvious, there's character death in here.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - The Major, Hans G., Schrodinger, Doc. - Complete
Flora reviews
Attention: I claim no ownership of any of the content therein, this is a story of a friend of mine's, and she is too much of a scaredy-cat to get a Fanfiction account of her own. Flora is Integra's distant, VERY distant, relative from the US, but when she meets a certain vamp, she starts to get some weird feelings... Yeah, it's another Alucardxoc. Leaning towards M for themes.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,857 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Alucard
Pumpkin Soul reviews
Kage and the others have beaten the Kishin, but there's a wee little problem…Nightstalker are being blamed for every little petty crime and are at an all time low for members. Solution? Well, obviously they need more people to join the clan, but people aren't exactly willing. On top of that, what's with this "Arro" guy? Why is he so interested in Nightstalker? And what is he up to?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,233 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013
Drabbles of Hellsing reviews
A little thing I'm doing because I'm bored...Basically its just a list of writing prompts I found on another website and that I'm writing on. Should be rather frequent updates, but maybe not. Occasional pairings, but mostly prose and character thoughts. Take however ya want to. Possible fluff, no explicit stuff.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,519 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014
A Cat's Life reviews
AU. After London burns, the world rebuilds itself. Amongst the rebuilders is a boy with a Cheshire grin and a loaded gun. "In ze name of Gott, impure souls of ze living dead shall be banished into eternal damnation. Amen, und auf Wiedersehen." Request fic for Tiger spy. Side AxI pairing because...its fun to write AxI. One shot with possibly future chapters.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/4/2014 - [Schrodinger, Seras] [Integra, Alucard] - Complete
Cry of the Smoldering Ashes reviews
"Ashes, ashes, blood and death. Run them 'round till they're out of breath. Ring around the roses, the open mind closes. Ashes, ashes, burn them down." Cicadas aren't the only thing crying in Hinamizawa anymore. Ashes Shōkyaku is an orphan with an ax to grind, and she's just insane enough to grind up whoever gets in her way. On hiatus.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,004 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/19/2014
Reveiwing Hellsing, May and Jay Style reviews
A wandering, tangential, gameshow-style attempt by these two characters to seriously interview the cast and review the plot of Hellsing Ultimate. Tune in for laughs, mishaps, a teeny tiny itty bitty bit of actual legitimant questioning, and crack. Also Mack, our beloved and overworked secretary who is honestly just trying to keep everything moving along and at least slightly sane.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,251 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013
Death by May and Jay reviews
A cracky, trauma-inducing collab between two extremely young authors who really should have known better. The Soul Eater cast is in for a nasty shock when they are mysteriously abducted out of nowhere and forced to sign a magical contract. This contract requires them to face their worst fears and most terrible nightmares in ways most hilarious –and not take revenge for it later.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Complete
We be kitties 3 (four, actually) reviews
Dina, Rāta, Subaha, and Śāma have one thing in common. They're all cats. Or are they? Human to hybrid to feline and back again, werecat would usually be the thing that springs to mind. But these ladies don't change at the full moon. In the city of London, filled with many and mysterious crimes, will curiosity kill the cats? Or will a certain noble and his butler save the day?Hiatus
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,554 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013
10 Steps on How to Write a Story reviews
Well…it's tips on how to write a fanfic. Here are a bunch of great reminders, cheat codes, and just general rules on what you probably should and should not do to achieve a good fanfic. Hope it helps!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2014
Eenie Meenie Miney Mo reviews
This is basically my plotbunny dump. All my marvelous stories that aren't quite marvelous enough (or I don't have time for) are posted here, so in case my computer blows up into fiery smithereens (again), I won't lose my bitchin' ideas. Most of them (read, all) are rather…poor quality, so I apologize for that. These are like the seedlings of what might later become fic trees.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,954 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/27/2013
Nightstalker Style reviews
Witch, Weapon, and Meister all in one! For Kage, that's the least of her worries. Her big problems are more "How do I stay alive another day" and "keep my brother in one piece" Oh wait, did we forget to mention her family's been sending witches after her since she was six, and a Kishin more powerful than Asura wants her dead? Sadly, due to lost bets, this must be KidxOC.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 144,833 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Death The Kid, OC - Complete
Happy Hellsing! reviews
Merry X-mas! May and Jay have come to celebrate at the Hellsing Manor, but with us in the works there is mischief in the making! Yes indeed, we have lovingly written a Christmas fic with our own special dose of...weirdness. C'mon and read! Candy, crack, and presents await! Did I mention we're giving away free candy? (Collab with younger sister. Crack.)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,783 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Complete
May and Jay Zombie Apocalypse reviews
We is back! Zombies here, zombies there, zombies everywhere! Join us and a couple meat-puppets (volunteering authors) as we try to escape the inevitable fate of being om-nomed by a busload of zombies. Join us, or just sit back and read the insanity as us and our trigger-happy volunteers bunker down in an old mall! This is the first May and Jay that is not a one-shot. Enjoy it!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,358 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013
Hellsing by May and Jay reviews
We're crack, we're whack, and we're BACK! May and Jay, on the Hellsing scene! It's the same challenge as before; the cast is somehow suckered into signing a magic contract, which gives us the ability to torment them with their worst fears and most loathed enemies –without them fighting back or taking revenge on us later. (Crack. Collab with my younger sister.)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Alexander, Alucard, Enrico, The Major - Complete
Meva, Avem, Whatever: reviews
AlucardxOC. Meva is a centuries year old winged being (not an angel, thank you very much) who's had a run in with certain vampires. Her human charges seem bound and determined to get in her way of killing as many humans as she wishes, and to make things worse, they won't let her beat the crap out of her former masters' murderer. And this is all before a certain vamp shows up...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,085 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Alucard, OC - Complete
May and Jay Hiring reviews
ZOMBIES! May and Jay were just sitting around with our secretary, minding our own business, when the apocalypse just up and happened! Now we had to run to an abandoned mall, but we're not alone! Or are we...well, that's up to you! Yep, we need fellow survivors, and there's whole website of them out there! Further details inside. C'mon, who' want to miss the chance of zom killing!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2013
The Very END of May and Jay reviews
May and Jay are back, and with a new secretary. (We really should've stopped making these when we could.) Watch as we survive the cast's murder attempts by increasingly ridiculous means! Yes, the Soul Eater crew are taking their revenge! Or at least trying...after all, May and Jay are depressingly indestructible. (Collab with my younger sister. Crack, slight mentions of violence.)
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Complete
Hellsing Cats Oneshots, Before, During, and After: reviews
My little one-shot thing about my Hellsing fanfics! Wanna know how the Halloween Squad all met up? Wanna know how Jackal's schooling went? Want to see me break the fourth barrier when I'm bored out of my mind? You may read this if you've only read my first fanfic, but you may have to skip a few chapters here and there. This will only be updated when I'm bored and Soul Eatered out.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,702 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013
Vacation by May and Jay reviews
We apparently did not learn our lesson last time and decided to write a sequel. The Soul Eater cast has had enough of us and went on vacation, but what happens when we're on the same plane? Why, a plane crash, of course! Crack, coconuts, and a tropical island paradise awaits. Collab with my younger sister.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Complete
Hellsing Cats 2 reviews
Imaginative title isn't it? Somebody's come back from the dead, but there's an itty bitty problem. She has no clue who she is, and is now more powerful than ever before. Don't read unless you've read my other fanfic first. AxOC. This is a sequel to Hellsing Cats. (It is equally sh*tty. Please don't read unless you like Mary Sues.)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 81,040 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Complete
Hellsing Cats reviews
Is there really such thing as a werecat? AlucardxOC, I lost a bet for it, sorry. Iscariot, a new Oc mercenary group, and a whole mess more are included. (Being revised. This story sucks. Please don't read unless you like Mary Sues.)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 78,173 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Complete
