Hello, I am the R.C.D. As you can see there is a long and ever-growing favorites list there of quality stories I’m sure you, the visitor, have already seen. if not, I implore you to read those then and support actual contributors. You’ll also see the dwindling written works section as well. Writing stresses me out like crazy so dwindle it will for all eternity.

If you're here for that vague personal information, then here:

Why do people love Super Smash Brothers? Like, it's fun to git gud and all, but there's So. Many. RPGs to play!

And by that, I mean the Xenogears/Saga/Blade games are the GOAT. They genuinely ruined all other games to some extent for me. They're that amazing.

Fire Emblem is war. Too much of the fanbase is dedicated to shipping.

Metroid Prime 4 will come someday.

A day without a SpongeBob reference is a day wasted.

I always wear trapper hats. Summer or winter, there be a hat on. Surprisingly, it upsets people, which is as good enough reason as any to keep wearing them.