Kream45hide bio
 Author has written 160 stories for Binding of Isaac, My Little Pony, Undertale, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario, Legend of Zelda, Overwatch, Pokémon, Elder Scroll series, Naruto, Harry Potter, Magic: The Gathering, Heroes of the Storm, Teen Titans, Tomb Raider, Minecraft, Monster Hunter, Bleach, Avatar: Last Airbender, Amazing World of Gumball, Doki Doki Literature Club, Persona Series, RWBY, My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア, Hunter X Hunter, Rising of the Shield Hero/盾の勇者の成り上がり, Beastars/ビースターズ, Chrono Trigger, Bakemonogatari/化物語, and Hazbin Hotel. A few facts about me: 1. My favorite word is NIGGA. 2. My favorite fruit is apple. 3. My favorite emote is OwO. 4. My favorite hobby is researching rule34 websites 5. My favorite waifu from Naruto is Ten Ten XDD 6. My least favorite waifu from Naruto is Hinata, she sucks. 7. If I had to choose between ending world hunger and being able to spend some quality time together with Zoe from League of Legends, I'd pick Zoe without hesitation. 8. I cuck your dad every night. |
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Ruby by Michael McDoesn'texist reviews
Ruby
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20 - Ruby R. - Complete
Team RWBY goes to IKEA by Michael McDoesn'texist reviews
The girls go on an exciting adventure looking for a new bunk bed in the local IKEA. Wacky hijinks are sure to ensue.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Daddy by PissDiarrheaFromMyAsshole reviews
I love daddy. He's the best.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15 - Naruto U., Yoshino N., Fuujin, Ashura Ō. - Complete
funy spoegnbob story by PissDiarrheaFromMyAsshole reviews
You have no idea how much semen your cells produce per second. You will find out soon after reading this story.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10 - [Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob] - Complete
merro is messing by Silverty reviews
stupid normies (its a prank bro) this is a retarded ass fanfic that i started years ago with a plot. Please enjoy. THIS IS SATIRE. Reader discretion advised - as this contains a lot of worded autism that can rot your brain in literal seconds. lmao.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 3/27/2017 - Mario
Sylveon travels the World Wide Web by therealuglyspctato reviews
Sylveon's family is in ruins. All she has left is a desktop computer with a Xeon Gold processor and a 4k monitor, and 5G connection. Watch a Sylveon descend into madness as she finds more and more terrible things about her species and eventually falls into the rabbit hole of Fanfiction. Will be a long series. By the way, don't read the real Hot Spring Fever on this website. Please.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 11/19/2019
Christmas Charity Work by Michael McDoesn'texist reviews
Legosi, Haru and Louis participate in some charity work for the holidays, in order to make sure the less fortunate also have a pleasant Christmas. Rated M because you really shouldn't be reading this lol.
Beastars/ビースターズ - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2019 - [Legosi, Haru, Louis] - Complete
Hell's Kitchen by Michael McDoesn'texist reviews
Niffty asks Alastor if he could find someone to help her in the kitchen. And with the help of an obscure bureau, Alastor finds the perfect candidate for her. Rated M because what else?
Hazbin Hotel - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2019 - Alastor, Angel Dust, Charlie, Nifty - Complete
Legosi looks for Haru by Michael McDoesn'texist reviews
Pretty self explanatory to be honest.
Beastars/ビースターズ - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2019 - Legosi, Louis, Haru - Complete
Sylveon walks into a place by therealuglyspctato reviews
A Sylveon walks into a place. I swear, this is the only relatively normal thing that will be on my account.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2019 - Sylveon - Complete
King Crimson Requiem by Michael McDoesn'texist reviews
Giorno is attacked by Diavolo, who manages to get hold of the Arrow, resulting in a terrifying evolution of an already terrifying Stando.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/16/2019 - Giorno G. - Complete
Nico Robin sings opera by Shaeril McBrown reviews
Nico Robin discovers that she have a beautiful singing voice.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2019 - Robin - Complete
Killer Queen's Fourth Bomb by Michael McDoesn'texist reviews
A theory about what other bomb Killer Queen could have received, backed up by real scientific evidence, based on accounts with real serial killers with magic fight ghosts and hand fetishes.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2019 - Josuke H., Yoshikage K. - Complete
Daryl Dixon Meets Overwatch? by WTFamidoingwithmyexistence reviews
Don't read this.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2019 - Published: 7/13/2016 - Amélie L./Widowmaker, Angela Z./Mercy, Lena O./Tracer, Lúcio S. - Complete
Offensive Spy by Michael McDoesn'texist reviews
BLU Spy is about to make the lives of his teammates rather difficult. Will the other members of the BLU team be able to keep everything PC? Or will they turn to the Dark Side as well?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2019 - Demoman, Heavy, Pyro, Spy - Complete
Game of the Year by Michael McDoesn'texist reviews
I have no hope left for the human race.
Fortnite - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/19/2018 - Complete
Ash's Ultimate Quest by TheCynicalPessimist reviews
It's never too early to explore the world.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,368 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2018 - Ash K./Satoshi
A Drunken Marriage of Swords and Shields by TheCynicalPessimist reviews
Getting drunk isn't always the greatest thing.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2018 - OC, Jaune A.
The indefinite search for strength by TheCynicalPessimist reviews
"Strength is the true measure of a man, and don't you forget that, boy."
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 8/6/2018 - Jaune A.
To achieve a goal by TheCynicalPessimist reviews
Two men, one goal.
Overwatch - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2018 - J. McCree, Akande O./Doomfist
A Golden Voice by FruitPastilles reviews
Izuku wasn't Quirkless when he received One For All. Of course, it's just typical he didn't find out until Yuuei. It helps that everyone likes his singing voice but less helpful when Bakugou calls him Rapunzel a la Tangled. Slight AU where Izuku can heal others if he hums or sings to them. Oh, and everyone thinks he's the most precious thing ever, as if they hadn't already. OOC.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,084 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 3,876 - Follows: 3,654 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 11/2/2017
The Amazon by 05PR3YXD reviews
A harrowing account of an aspiring young female and her pet monkey as they explore the jungles of the Amazon. TRIGGER WARNING: Racial slurs inbound
Dora the Explorer - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2018 - Complete
Don't read this, it's dumb by Michael McDoesn'texist reviews
In this short, inspirational story, Red Guy tries to overcome his fears as he tries to introduce his Fursona to his friends. Will they accept him for who he is? Or will things change forever?
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/24/2018 - Harry, Manny, Robin - Complete
Alucard gets fired by Michael McDoesn'texist reviews
Through a series of unfortunate events, Alucard may risk being fired from the Hellsing organisation. Will he be able to convince Sir Integra to let him stay?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2018 - Alucard, Integra, Seras, Walter - Complete
The Badass Knight of the Kingdom by Michael McDoesn'texist reviews
Marco is a badass knight who rescues Star in two chapters and goes back to Earth and bangs all the girls in school
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2018 - Star B., Marco D. - Complete
Reaper's gonna reap by Michael McDoesn'texist reviews
In this short story, Reaper tries to cope with some serious things. Will he be able to control himself? Rated T for once. Variety is the spice of life.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/16/2018 - Angela Z./Mercy, Hanzo S., G. Reyes/Reaper, Sombra/Olivia C. - Complete
Ajay's Amazing Adventure by Michael McDoesn'texist reviews
Ajay finds out he wants to see more of the world and thus he gears up and looks for all the hot babes in Kyrat.
Far Cry - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2017 - Ajay G., Yuma L., Noore N., Amita - Complete
A Korean Girl And 2 Million Genders by 05PR3YXD reviews
D.Va ends up in a different dimension with 2 million genders for some reason.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/15/2017 - Hana Song/D. Va - Complete
The new leader of Masyaf by Michael McDoesn'texist reviews
After Altaïr beats his former master Al Mualim, he seizes control of Masyaf. Will he be a responsible leader? Probably not...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/14/2017 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Lucio And His Cheerios by 05PR3YXD reviews
Lucio’s love for cheerios is stronger than anything, but what happens when he makes a massive mistake?
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2017 - Lúcio S. - Complete
Tracer watches too many horror movies by Michael McDoesn'texist reviews
Our most beloved british girl learns that her passion may come with not-so-nice consequences. Rated M because duh.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2017 - Complete
Genji Gets A New Cyborg Dong by 05PR3YXD reviews
Genji loses his wee wee in a mishap and needs to get it back. Very serious story that teaches about self determination and to never give up.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2017 - Genji S. - Complete
Hanzo Defecates In An Airplane by 05PR3YXD reviews
the title is pretty much self explanatory
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/13/2017 - Hanzo S. - Complete
Reaper And Widow’s Bedroom Disaster by 05PR3YXD reviews
reaper has a mishap while thrusting into widow from behind.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/13/2017 - Amélie L./Widowmaker, G. Reyes/Reaper
Orisa Gets Baptized by 05PR3YXD reviews
Orisa is about to know more than she had ever known.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/12/2017 - Complete
Lucio's Black Salami by 05PR3YXD reviews
Lucio goes to middle earth and makes black salami. This is my first fanfic. Enjoy!
Crossover - Overwatch & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2017 - Bilbo B., Lúcio S. - Complete
narutos revenge by im not a fish reviews
naruto fite the people to save them
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2017 - Complete
Reaper's concert by Michael McDoesn'texist reviews
"Music is universal. Everybody and everything can understand it. That's the beauty of it!" Reaper said softly while on stage.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2017 - Angela Z./Mercy, G. Reyes/Reaper - Complete
Roadhog's one and only by Michael McDoesn'texist reviews
A short story filled to the brim with genuine romance. Literature at its finest. (Ok, no not at all)
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2017 - Angela Z./Mercy, Hanzo S., Mako R./Roadhog, Genji S. - Complete
Mercy Breaks a Heel by WTFamidoingwithmyexistence reviews
What an unfortunate event.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Angela Z./Mercy
Cutesy Mismatched Socks by WTFamidoingwithmyexistence reviews
During a cold night Mercy faces humanity's greatest threat: cold floors without socks. What am I doing with my life
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Angela Z./Mercy, Hana Song/D. Va - Complete
the d va chronicles by peri doot reviews
d .va does a thing and lives in hell
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2016 - Hana Song/D. Va
the end of annoying people in naruto by death'sgodson1224-DGS reviews
total crack fic i took care of two annoying people in naruto im so happy might be my last fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Charlie's Great Search For Her Lost Footwear reviews
Charlie seems to have misplaced her only pair of shoes, and apparently, all of her socks as well. Or has she? Anyway, she tries to look for them, but a great deal of minor (and major) inconveniences keep her from finding her lost articles of clothing, so the search turns into quite an ordeal.
Hazbin Hotel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18 - Alastor, Angel Dust, Charlie, Vaggie - Complete
Naruto - The Naruto: Naruto reviews
Naruto's most epic adventure yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
What If I Told You… reviews
… that for every little bitch out there exists an alpha, currently having sexual intercourse with the girl you like.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,137 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 6/1 - Izuku M., Ochako U., Momo Y., 1-A Students
Double Trouble reviews
Ruby and Yang decide to try out a new toy Yang bought, called Giant Double Dildo 3000. The "3000" stands for how much Yang paid for it, in American dollars. She had to sell most of her stuff. She spent everything she had. She's broke now.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26 - Ruby R., Yang X.L. - Complete
Ara Ara Agi Cums In His Pants reviews
A tragic story about how Ara Ara Agi's manlihood shoot out multiple sperm cells right into his pants.
Bakemonogatari/化物語 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26 - Koyomi A., Hitagi S. - Complete
My Pee Pee Academy – The True Story reviews
How it all happened.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 4/17/2019 - Izuku M., Momo Y., Jirou K.
Ras And Gun reviews
Naruto finds out that the Rasengan technique his father invented is actually pronounced Ras And Gun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Ochako Misjudges The Situation reviews
Due to a severe and continuous lapse in her judgment, Ochako almost destroys her friendship with Mina.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30 - Ochako U., Mina A. - Complete
There is no God reviews
After realizing how futile a hero's efforts are in a world filled with crime and violence, Izuku quits UA to become a professional sex offender.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15 - Izuku M., Mirio T., Eri, Inko M. - Complete
Cowona Viwus OwO reviews
Izuku catches COVID-19, but it turns out to be much more fun than you'd ever imagine.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/26 - Izuku M. - Complete
One Mum Extra Large reviews
Your mum eats all the provisions for the whole family
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Yang X.L., Jaune A.
Mineta Has An Existential Crisis reviews
Mineta realizes his life is deprived of sense or value.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/20 - Izuku M., Minoru M. - Complete
Chronotriggered - Chrono Trigger: The Triggering reviews
There are two major forces in the universe: Chrono and Trigger. They existed in balance for millennia. Until they didn't.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18 - Crono - Complete
Uuuuuuuhhhhhhh reviews
Naruto OwO UwU x3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Naruto and The Other Naruto reviews
This isn't another funny story, this is a call for help. Someone please relieve me from my pain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21 - Naruto U. - Complete
Haru Conquers The World reviews
Haru instills fear upon people's hearts and takes control of the entire world. I think, I'm not sure. I wrote this description before I wrote the story XDDDD
Beastars/ビースターズ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10 - Legosi, Haru - Complete
Nessa reviews
Yes.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2019 - Ash K./Satoshi, Nessa - Complete
One Wolf, One Rabbit and One Giant Hamburger reviews
In this world, it's eat or be eaten. And in this case, it's eat or watch someone else eat. Warning, this story contains a lot of scenes where two people (animals?) are fighting over one hamburger, reader discretion advised.
Beastars/ビースターズ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2019 - Legosi, Haru - Complete
Legosi Plays With Lego reviews
Legosi invites Haru to his place in the middle of the night. She thinks he wanted to talk about something important, but it turns out that he just wanted to show her the newest addition in his collection – a miniature, Lego version of Popemobile 2137, the same one John Paul II would drive.
Beastars/ビースターズ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2019 - Legosi, Haru - Complete
RISING of the Shit Hero reviews
Naofumi has always stuggled with his pedophilic tendencies, but this is just ridiculous.
Rising of the Shield Hero/盾の勇者の成り上がり - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2019 - Naofumi I., Raphtalia, Firo - Complete
Mei Returns The Favor reviews
Izuku saves Mei from a villain attack. Mei wants to return the favor somehow but Izuku keeps telling her that she doesn't have to. After being nagged by her for an entire day, he finally breaks and tells Mei what he wants…
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,005 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/3/2019 - Published: 8/16/2019 - Izuku M., Mei H., 1-A Students - Complete
How Naruto Lost His Mind reviews
"I came here to eat ass and chew bubblegum… and I'm all out of ass, please, someone, let me eat your ass! I promise it will be fun! :( "
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2019 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ruby Rose: Underworld reviews
Ruby Rose travels to Thailand in order to find the legendary Crystal Plate, part of a group of ten ancient relics called Relics of Ass. They were scattered all over the world, and it is said that each of them contains a small portion of power that once belonged to the God of Ass.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2019 - Ruby R. - Complete
Ruby Rose Loses Her Sanity reviews
Ruby Rose experiences an extreme trauma, causing her mental state to lose a severe chunk of its ability to properly function as a sane human being.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/2/2019 - Ruby R. - Complete
There's people in the world reviews
Stricken by the lack of intelligence of people around him, Naruto decides to relieve them of their suffering once and for all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Western/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/10/2019 - Naruto U., Ayame, Teuchi - Complete
Mina Tries Something New reviews
Mina wants to spice up her life with a lil bit of unconventional fun.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2019 - Tooru H., Mina A. - Complete
Cosmic Insight reviews
Ruby realizes that the only way to transcendence is to become one with the cosmos. Driven by the call of infinite possibilities that is space, she ventures far away from her home, to collect all the lost pieces of the cosmos and find her true self.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/27/2019 - Ruby R. - Complete
Descent Into Madness reviews
Midoriya made a critical mistake during his last rescue mission, resulting in the death of several innocent people. This story starts off on the day after the tragedy, and follows Izuku as he struggles internally with regrets and insecurities.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2019 - Izuku M. - Complete
Time To FAAF reviews
Orange-hair boi walks into the school and he FAAFs everyone.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2019 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Orihime I., Tatsuki A. - Complete
Ruby Rose and the Celtic Necklace reviews
Ruby Rose explores an ancient tomb of a Celtic queen, to find a powerful relic from the past. However, an old enemy stands in her way. Ruby needs to confront him and prove that she's the best archeologist in the world.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2019 - Ruby R. - Complete
Total ASSSSSSS reviews
Absolute SUCC
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2019 - Izuku M. - Complete
My Marmalade Academia reviews
After an unsuccessful attempt at catching a criminal, Ochako decides to do something about her life and obtain a jar of Magic Marmalade. Ochako and her two retarded friends go on an adventure around the world, to find their true selves.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2019 - Ochako U., Jirou K., Mirio T.
Ruby Goes Shopping reviews
Ruby goes to a store to buy some veggies and bread. Grabbing stuff off the shelves in a hurry, she accidentally bumps into some African-American person.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2019 - Ruby R. - Complete
Orange Juice reviews
The guy from MHA with green hair walks into a kitchen and pours some fucccccccing orange juice to a mug and then drinks it lmao truu XDDDDDD
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/31/2019 - Izuku M., Ochako U. - Complete
Satan in the Wait reviews
Ruby and her mom are playing hide and seek in their shack, but they quickly realize that the cruel Giant Spaceballs from another galaxy attacked Earth. In order to protect her mom and house, Ruby sacrifies a large portion of her dignity to Satan, so that he can help her fight against the invaders.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2019 - Ruby R. - Complete
PokeKebab reviews
Ash and Iris get hungry on their way to their village. Fortunately, Iris has her portable kebab maker, and Ash has this useless Eevee lying around in his backpack.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2019 - Ash K./Satoshi, Iris - Complete
God Is Dead reviews
Literally no one should ever even attempt to read this absolute atrocity of a fanfic.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2019 - Ruby R. - Complete
Batteries Up My Ass reviews
Iris is really tired after a long walk, so Ash helps her with some anal object insertion.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Ash K./Satoshi, Iris - Complete
Delicious Eels reviews
Izuku Midoriya and Ochako Uraraka go to a fancy restaurant for dinner. They order baked eels. It turns out they're not eels. They're also very long, very thick, very BLACK, and very MEATY, but, definitely not eels.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2019 - Izuku M., Ochako U. - Complete
Naruto Eats The Biggest Apple In The World reviews
Has science gone too far? A new breed of apples was discovered far north of Konoha. They were so fahking big that even your mom's ass isn't that big.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2019 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ruby Rose and the Philosopher's Stone reviews
This is pretty much Harry Potter but with Ruby Rose instead of Harry Potter.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2019 - Ruby R. - Complete
I Don't Mean To Be Rude, But Why Are You Touching My Ass, Kind Sir? reviews
Ochako visits a local pawn shop in order to buy an ancient relic. A somewhat creepy guy stands on her way. If she wants to survive, she needs to destroy him.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/4/2019 - Ochako U. - Complete
Can I please ask you to stop touching my penis, thank you? reviews
Izuku goes to the local library to borrow a book about black people. He is assaulted by a sexual predator. An epic battle takes place.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2019 - Izuku M. - Complete
My Hentai Academia reviews
Deku finds out that there is hentai of his classmates out there on the internet. He then beats his meat :o
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2019 - Izuku M., Mina A. - Complete
Ruby Rose and The Temple of Anal reviews
"This time I won't fail. I'm so close, I cannot back off. I promise, I will find the artifact, and avenge the death of your mother. You have my word."
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2019 - Ruby R. - Complete
Ruby Rose X Biggie Smalls reviews
The legend of rap, Biggie Smalls, and the protagonist of RWBY, Ruby Rose. Name a more iconic duo.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2019 - Ruby R. - Complete
Straight Outta King's Row
Tracer X Biggie Smalls fanfic, lots of interracial sexual activities inside.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2019 - Lena O./Tracer - Complete
Ruby Rose and The Art Of Devouring Ass reviews
„The Truth lies beyond. I must hurry…before the Lies prevail."
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2019 - Ruby R. - Complete
Ruby Rose and the Kingdom of Ass reviews
"I can't shake off this ominous aura…"
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2019 - Ruby R. - Complete
Naruto Celebrates The Birth Of Jesus Christ reviews
Naruto may or may not be an absolute fag, but at least he remembers the tradition of paying respects to the one and only J.C. on 25th of December.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2018 - Naruto U., Namida S., Taji, Yodo - Complete
Painfully Mundane Activities Of UA Students reviews
An (in)accurate representation of what goes on behind the scenes on average days in U.A. dorms.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,342 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/14/2018 - Published: 12/1/2018 - Izuku M., Ochako U., Mina A., 1-A Students - Complete
PANCAKES reviews
HINATA EATS A PANCAKE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2018 - Hinata H. - Complete
RWBY – The Legend of RWBY: RWBY and the lost RWBY, Featuring RWBY reviews
Ruby Rose sacrifices herself for greater good.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2018 - Ruby R. - Complete
Iris Goes Apeshit reviews
Iris loses it and starts penetrating everyone with her giant, black futa shlong.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2018 - Ash K./Satoshi, Iris - Complete
Ash and Misty talk about black people reviews
I honestly don't know what to say about this.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2018 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Hunter XXX Hunter reviews
Gon takes part in the absolute dumbest game show thing ever, despite Kurapika's objections. The game is called Gay Game, and it's so gay, that even gays say "damn, that game is really gay".
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/10/2018 - Gon F., Kurapika K. - Complete
Yukari Completely Loses Her Mind reviews
One Yukari Takeba. One plastic guitar.
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2018 - Yukari T. - Complete
Tracer and Dva's Wonderful Day In The City reviews
„With great power comes great responsibility." – Bill Cosby, the first president of United States of USA.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/29/2018 - Lena O./Tracer, Hana Song/D. Va - Complete
One Ginger Boi And A Whole Lot Of Ass reviews
Ichigo decides to take part in the Grand Ass Eating Contest. To say that he trained hard for this day is like saying that ur mom is a little bit big. Will he be able to eat more ass than anyone else and prove his masculinity? This is a story about a young man's struggle to balance his daily activities as a teenager, and his passion for eating large amounts of fresh, delicious ass.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2018 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Karin K.
Misty Goes WHOOPITY SCOOP reviews
Misty from Pokemon enters Smash to WHOOPITY SCOOP POOPTY DOOP her opponents.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8/15/2018 - Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Cubic Escapism reviews
While browsing through old video games on the internet, Izuku stumbles upon a really ugly and uninteresting-looking game from early 21st century. What piques his attention though, is the fact that someone has been playing this century-old game for about ten years, at least once a week.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2018 - Izuku M., Ochako U.
RWBY - The RWBY: RWBY reviews
Eet Mai Ashol Dadi
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8/4/2018 - Ruby R., Jaune A. - Complete
The Hero We Don't Deserve And Definitely Don't Need reviews
Izuku realizes that his mighty fists can be used not only to destroy evil, but also to explore dark rectal tunnels of his classmates's backdoor holes.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,531 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 4/22/2018 - Izuku M., Ochako U., 1-A Students - Complete
Naruto, But Without Naruto reviews
Alternate universe where ninjas, tailed beasts, chakra and Naruto himself don't exist.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2018 - Complete
It rains all the time and my ass is wet reviews
Ash and Iris got lost in a rainforest. They've got little supplies and it's been raining for two weeks now. They must cooperate in order to survive and find their way out.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2018 - Published: 4/19/2018 - Ash K./Satoshi, Iris - Complete
Rated M For Scat reviews
Rated M For Scat
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Western/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/23/2018 - Complete
H O L Y S H I T reviews
Harry's dig bick is getting out of anyone's comprehension and Ron is the first one to feel its immense power.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Western/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Burning Eyes reviews
It was supposed to be the best evening of her life. However, fate had decided differently. Due to an unfortunate event, Ruby's eyes are exposed to dangerous radiation. For an entire week, which feels like an eternity, she goes through unbearable pain. Rated M for smut.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/6/2018 - Published: 4/5/2018 - Ruby R., Yang X.L. - Complete
Junpei Goes For It reviews
Junpei, that absolute madman, challenges Yukari to a race. The loser needs to serve the winner for the rest of the day.
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2018 - Yukari T., Junpei I. - Complete
Fugitives reviews
Harry and Hagrid have to run away from Hogwarts. Everyone has found out about their love. Harry is expecting. Hagrid needs to help his lover on their escape, while the cruel students follow their footsteps, ready to destroy the bond between them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2018 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
True Self reviews
What seemed like a normal walk to a store, turned out to be a journey to find what lies deeply in her heart. Scared and lonely, Sayori must embrace the world as it is, and stand up for herself for the first time in her life.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2018 - Sayori - Complete
Gumball's Balls Delve Into Deep Holes reviews
Gumball and Darwin discover the dark truth about Nicole's past. It turns out that their mom was actually sent by Satan to destroy at least a large portion of the world's population. They need to stop her at any cost, otherwise everything will be lost.
Amazing World of Gumball - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2018 - Gumball W., Darwin W., Nicole W. - Complete
Savage Penetration reviews
Aang attacks his friends in ferocious rage and destroys their bottoms.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2018 - Aang, Katara, Toph - Complete
Black Alert reviews
The sensors in Tracer's room were going crazy. She couldn't believe it. The worst had happened. She knew that nobody would believe her. She had to save the world alone…
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/25/2018 - Lena O./Tracer - Complete
Black is Back reviews
Ichigo and Rukia are having a very interesting conversation during lunch.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/20/2018 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
EJACULATE AND EVACUATE reviews
OMG ICHIGO YOU DID IT AGAIN YOU CRAZY MAN! THAT'S THE THIRTIETH TIME THIS WEEK!11oneone
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
How Dare You, You Piece Of… reviews
This story is the final form of writing excellence and covers very important topics, such as life, family, love, and why the hell are you trying to eat my chicken, stop that, I will kill you!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2018 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Thicc Dicc reviews
The guy and the other guy are having a great time hunting.
Monster Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/5/2018 - Ape, Disk - Complete
Accidental Love reviews
A story of a guy who fell in love with a girl he never paid attention to before.
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/27/2018 - Complete
50 Shades of Black reviews
Tracer meets a really nice guy through Tinder. But on their first date in real life, the girl is met with a disappointment.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2018 - Lena O./Tracer - Complete
Legend of the Black King reviews
Tracer and Lara join forces to find the tomb of the legendary Black King, before all is gone. This adventure will take them to all the different parts of the world.
Crossover - Tomb Raider & Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2018 - Published: 1/17/2018 - Lara Croft, Lena O./Tracer - Complete
Cold Grip of Love reviews
Link has always strived to find true love, but he was rejected several times. His heart could not withstand another wound like this. In act of desperation, he uses dark magic to help him get what he always dreamed of.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2018 - Link - Complete
Hold Me In My Hands reviews
For her entire life, whenever Raven was in this kind of trouble, she would deal with it herself. But sometimes when you're stuck above an endless pit, you have to rely on somebody else to pull you up.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2018 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Hardbass Intensifies reviews
Pharah delves into the Slavic culture and performs a lot of Slav Squats.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2018 - Fareeha A./Pharah, Torbjörn L., J. Morrison/Soldier: 76, Ana A. - Complete
Bet reviews
Sombra and McCree make a bet. That's it.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2017 - J. McCree, Sombra/Olivia C. - Complete
Tracer Swallows White Liquid During Christmas reviews
Tracer spends a major portion of Christmas on guzzling large quantities of a white fluid that was inside of some big, hard, round, brown, hairy objects.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2017 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Lena O./Tracer - Complete
Christmas Sure Is Weird This Year In Konoha reviews
Naruto and Sakura walk around Konoha on Christmas and spread the happiness. Or at least, they think they do.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
McCree Says Words reviews
In this worthless excuse of a story, our favorite cowboy is being interviewed by some random guy.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2017 - J. McCree - Complete
Lucio the Gardener reviews
Lucio agrees to do some plant-oriented job at Mercy's. A story full of weed and hoes.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2017 - Angela Z./Mercy, Lúcio S. - Complete
Monkey Smell reviews
Winston's farts cause problems to everyone around him.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/5/2017 - Winston - Complete
Lucio Gets Humiliated reviews
All of Lucio's friends found out about his dirty secret. He's not very pleased about it, as you could imagine, and he decides to end his misery.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/22/2017 - Angela Z./Mercy, Lena O./Tracer, J. Fawkes/Junkrat, Lúcio S. - Complete
Sombra Takes IT Up The S reviews
Sombra uses her unmatched ATM skills to do something.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2017 - Sombra/Olivia C. - Complete
Harry And His Underpants reviews
Harry was putting his pants on, and at the same time, something strange was happening in the girls' dorm. Very dramatic and very magical adventure, indeed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/9/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Painting Hogwarts Brown reviews
Draco Malfoy pays Hermione to teach him some cool offensive spells. What she teaches him though, is far beyond his expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Absolute Fuccfest
Oloro and Omnath fight against Sigarda and Avacyn. The fight starts like every other, but then it becomes retarded and ends with a somewhat idiotic result.
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Published: 10/30/2017 - Avacyn, Sigarda, Oloro - Complete
Zenyatta's New Trick reviews
Zenyatta develops a very interesting ability, and even though he doesn't know how it works, he uses it during a team fight. What happens then is beyond human comprehension.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2017 - Zenyatta - Complete
So, Naruto walks into a store… reviews
I swear, this is a normal story about Naruto doing some shopping.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2017 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Panda vs Aliens reviews
An extremely accurate representation of what would happen if Li Li from World of Warcraft fought Abathur from Starcraft.
Heroes of the Storm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2017 - Li Li, Chen, Abathur - Complete
Widowmaker Goes Shopping reviews
Widowmaker shops in a shop, that's it.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2017 - Amélie L./Widowmaker - Complete
Mercy and Dva Hide From The Police reviews
Mercy and Dva rob a bank. However, not everything worked out, and they end up running away in two different directions. With the police looking for them everywhere, they have no choice but to disguise and hide, until the situation cools down.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2017 - Published: 9/27/2017 - Angela Z./Mercy, Hana Song/D. Va - Complete
Dong-Smearing Adventure
Lucio buys a magical lubricant. Now read the title and guess what this story might be about.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2017 - Lúcio S. - Complete
Sombra Consumes Food reviews
Sombra makes some food, puts it in her mouth, chews it and then swallows it.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2017 - Sombra/Olivia C. - Complete
Vibramax 5000 reviews
Tracer does a video opening of a very interesting product on YouTube.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Lena O./Tracer - Complete
Pharah Shoots Rockets In Various Directions reviews
Pharah leads an army to defeat evil tentacle aliens from another galaxy. Doesn't that just scream "quality" for you?
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2017 - Fareeha A./Pharah - Complete
Piece of Sheet reviews
This story has nothing to do with sheets. In fact, it's about Symmetra and her adventure in a black ghetto.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/22/2017 - Satya V./Symmetra - Complete
Mercy Visits India And Regrets It reviews
Mercy is sent to India to help spread awareness about using protection during intercourse. However, due to some really convenient-for-the-story incident, she has no other choice but to demonstrate how it's done.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2017 - Angela Z./Mercy - Complete
Doomfist Doomfists Mercy reviews
If you've read the title, you already know what the story's about.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Akande O./Doomfist, Angela Z./Mercy - Complete
Tracer Reads Fanfics About Herself reviews
Tracer visits Fanfiction Net to read fanfics about her... and she is not happy. Not happy at all.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/7/2017 - Lena O./Tracer, Lúcio S. - Complete
Dva Bored In School reviews
Dva is sitting in school, bored af. I wonder what will happen in this story? I WONDER!
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2017 - Hana Song/D. Va - Complete
Lucio Sprays Yellow Liquid All Over His Bathroom reviews
Tracer has had enough of Lucio, who can't aim his stream of pee properly into the toilet. Lucio, however, doesn't understand how the world functions, and is sent to prison.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Lena O./Tracer, Lúcio S. - Complete
Torbjorn Destroys Humanity reviews
Torbjorn accidentaly destroys the entire human race. That's… that's the story. Yeah.
Overwatch - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2017 - Torbjörn L. - Complete
Lucio Acquires Time Stopping Powers reviews
Lucio stops the time to do things he wouldn't be able to do normally.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2017 - Lena O./Tracer, Lúcio S. - Complete
Lucio Joins The Nutella Fan Club reviews
This is a tragic story about an African-American guy who joins Nutella fan club, but doesn't understand the seriousness of what it means to be the real OG Nutella lover.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/7/2017 - Lúcio S. - Complete
Dva Becomes The Queen of The World reviews
Dva is proclaimed to be the best Overwatch waifu, therefore becomes the queen of the world. However, as soon as she gets the taste of power and authority, people of Earth quickly realize that she was the worst possible candidate for that role.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Hana Song/D. Va - Complete
Lucio Fulfills His Primal Needs reviews
Lucio convinces Symmetra to teleport him into Disney universe, and so she does. Lucio however, didn't state his true intentions, and those are VERY indecent.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2017 - Lúcio S. - Complete
Mario Brings Devastation Upon His Friends reviews
Mario finds a powerful weapon, capable of destroying anything in its path. While it doesn't seem like a good idea, Mario being a retard takes the sword and decides to try it out on his friends.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2017 - Mario, Peach, Daisy, Rosetta/Rosalina - Complete
Efi Oladele Learns About Life, Bees and some other stuff reviews
Efi asks Lucio, the absolute number one black person in Overwatch, a lot of questions about life. Lucio, being a black person, answers those questions in the blackest way possible.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2017 - Lúcio S. - Complete
McCree's Fecal Adventure reviews
McCree craps and that's what the story's about.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2017 - J. McCree - Complete
Junkrat sticks a household item up his boy-hole reviews
Junkrat experiences really heavy life troubles, but instead of commiting sudoku like he should, he instead tries to fill the void inside of him with a little bit of rectal pleasure.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/9/2017 - J. Fawkes/Junkrat - Complete
Lucio Eats Some Brown Cream reviews
Lucio eats a thick, brown substance that came out of his big, black hole.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2017 - Lúcio S. - Complete
Tracer's Criminal Past That Blizzard Won't Tell You About reviews
Tracer's done so much weird, illegal stuff, that she's gonna be actually executed. Unless she goes on a rehab...
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/15/2017 - Published: 5/6/2017 - Lena O./Tracer - Complete
A Ruined House At The End Of The Road reviews
Naruto wants to join a new fighting club in Konoha, but accidentaly joins the wrong one. The one he chose is… not exactly a fighting club… and not exactly what anyone would want to join... assuming you're not a complete freak. Things get really weird, really fast.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2017 - Published: 4/17/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ape-o-calypse reviews
Winston visits his family at Cincinnati Zoo. However, he "accidentaly" presses a button to release all the apes, which results with the entire world being flooded with dirty apes.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/12/2017 - Winston - Complete
Chandra Eats Chicken reviews
Chandra goes to KFC and eats some chicken. That's it, that's the story.
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2017 - Chandra N. - Complete
Old Pricks Club reviews
Jack Morrison, Reaper, Ana, Torb and Rein have a meeting at a local gaming store. They talk shit about each other and bring back their memories from high school. Also, Morgan Freeman has nothing to do with this story, I just ran out of good images.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/25/2017 - Published: 3/23/2017 - G. Reyes/Reaper, Torbjörn L., J. Morrison/Soldier: 76, Ana A. - Complete
Tracer And Torbjorn Get Baked Together reviews
Tracer steals some weed from Mercy's locker and brings it to Torbjorn. They blaze it and have a good time overall, until Mercy finds out that her weed is missing, which leads to a very dramatic, brutal and absolutely barbaric punishment.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/13/2017 - Angela Z./Mercy, Lena O./Tracer, Torbjörn L. - Complete
Overwatch Self-Defense Course reviews
After multiple savage and absolutely barbaric cases of forced intercourse (aka rape) around the world, women of Overwatch are asked to participate in a self-defense course. The girls, who were hoping to learn something about judo or anything, instead speculate on alien existence and use black magic to defeat the evil.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,160 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/3/2017 - Published: 2/10/2017 - Complete
Gotta Fap, Never Stop reviews
Lucio buys a pair of VR goggles to play scary horror games. But as he finds out, the goggles are much more fun when used with a special type of 'entertainment', one that starts with hen and ends with tai.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2017 - Lúcio S. - Complete
Tracer And Her Rice reviews
Tracer is in distress. Lucio tries to be a hero and runs to her aid, just to find out that all she had problem with was cooking rice with sauce.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/1/2017 - Lena O./Tracer, Lúcio S. - Complete
Mei's Fantastic Chinese Adventure reviews
Mei travels to China for the celebration of Chinese New Year, only to discover that her homeland was brutally destroyed and overcome by ancient dragons and lizard people. Only Mei, equipped with an ancient relic of her ancestors, can save her family and whole China.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2017 - Mei - Complete
Descending Into Darkness reviews
A lone adventurer named Guvno arrives in Morthal, searching for a place to stay for night. The townsfolk notice he's strong and brave, and they ask him of destroying the evil that has been haunting Morthal for months…
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/18/2017 - Complete
Sanic is my lord reviews
Twelve year old Jimmy is a big fan of Sanic. He has all the games and merchandise. One night, Sanic visits him, and the life of Jimmy changes forever.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2017 - Sonic - Complete
Lucio Back At It Again With Another Cool Bathroom Adventure
Lucio forgets the basic hygiene rules and makes a fool out of himself in public.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2017 - Lúcio S. - Complete
Lucio's Amazing Shower Adventure reviews
Our favorite black boi from Overwatch does a very cool thing in his bathtub.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2017 - Lúcio S. - Complete
Requiem for Lucio reviews
Lucio realizes that he's full of sin and kills himself.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Lúcio S. - Complete
Tracer Destroys Christmas And Disappoints Everybody reviews
Tracer is being a huge disappointment to her friends and they exclude her from their friendlist. Tracer feels bad and travels to the North Pole to find her true self.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Lena O./Tracer - Complete
CocoLoco reviews
A new student, Sofia, is transfered to Hogwarts from a magic school in Cambodia. She strives to prove that she's a great person, despite the cultural differences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Widowmaker Saves The Day reviews
Widowmaker saves the entire Earth with her incredible power, but everybody still believes she's an embodiment of Satan (because she has black hair, and black equals Hell). Also, it turns out that Reaper's favorite Pixar movie is Ratatouille, and Sombra prefers Wall-E. This leads to a big argument, which results in the destruction of entire Africa.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Amélie L./Widowmaker, G. Reyes/Reaper, Sombra/Olivia C. - Complete
Winston's Insanely Intense Card Duel reviews
The big monkey from Overwatch plays a silly card game with his nerdy friends.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/3/2016 - Angela Z./Mercy, Winston, Mei - Complete
Naruto Does Something reviews
Alternative Title: A Series Of Rather Weird And/Or Sexual Events Without Any Relevance Whatsoever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2016 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The D in D Va stands for Dumbledore, obviously reviews
D. Va finally receives a letter from Hogwarts. Everyone is happy for her and she goes with her friends to buy an owl and other stuff. When she finally enters the school of her dreams, something… happens.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Hana Song/D. Va - Complete
A feminist walks into a restaurant… reviews
Zarya gets triggered and makes a scene in Burger King for no goddam reason.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2016 - Aleksandra Z./Zarya - Complete
A Truly Satanic Adventure of Naruto and Sakura reviews
A crack-story about Naruto and Sakura experiencing some really weird stuff on Halloween Night.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kushina U. - Complete
Wow, Mercy is playing WoW reviews
Mercy plays World of Warcraft and shows it to her friends in Overwatch. They laugh at her, saying she's a middle-aged milf, AND a nerd. Mercy gets angry and makes her revenge on them in the night…
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2016 - Angela Z./Mercy, Fareeha A./Pharah, Lena O./Tracer, J. McCree - Complete
Chara the Queen of Chocolate reviews
Chara and Frisk go to a store to buy some delicious chocolate. However, Chara gets triggered for no reason and creates a scene, which makes Frisk very embarrassed. The police then arrives and something peculiar happens.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2016 - Frisk, Chara - Complete
Brown, Dense And Stinky Magic Straight From Black Marsh reviews
A new Argonian student joins the College in Winterhold. He teaches Tolfdir and his students about the magic school of feces. They want to develop a master level spell that could end wars and make Tamriel a peaceful place, but the plan takes a wrong turn and a catastrophy happens.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2016 - Brelyna Maryon, J’Zhargo, Onmund, Tolfdir - Complete
Ana the Meme Queen reviews
Pharah teaches her mom about memes. Ana ends up loving them and becomes the official Overwatch Meme Queen. However, Ana gets cringy, and Pharah needs to stop her.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2016 - Fareeha A./Pharah, Ana A. - Complete
1st World Poke-Problems reviews
Ash goes to PokeMart to buy PokeCondoms. He wants to get a piece of his Gardevoir. But, due to PETA's new regulations, his plans fall apart, and he's forced to use his hand instead, which he's never done before. Will he succeed?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2016 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
A Very Unexpected, Suicide Space Exploration Program reviews
Symmetra gets wasted with Lucio and they both pass out from being too stoned. When they wake up, a series of weird events happens, which ends up having them being stuck in a different galaxy.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 9/25/2016 - Satya V./Symmetra, Torbjörn L., Lúcio S. - Complete
No mercy for Mercy who has no mercy reviews
Mercy makes fun of her teammates and hurts their feelings. Later, they all repay her in the wildest way.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2016 - Angela Z./Mercy - Complete
Winston does his gorilla-thing and then something happens reviews
While watching gorilla intercourse videos on the Internet, Winston accidentally downloads a virus, which changes Athena's behavior. She turns into the edgiest, most annoying AI ever existing.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2016 - Lena O./Tracer, Winston, Athena - Complete
Tracer Accepts An Absolutely Not Suspicious Offer reviews
Tracer receives an offer of starring in an adult movie. Supposed to be "action-packed" and "mature experience", it feels like Tracer's dream to become a star of action movies is about to come true. Though the truth is, she misunderstood everything...
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2016 - Lena O./Tracer - Complete
Sonic goes on a diet reviews
Sonic got fat from eating Nutella all week long. Knuckles tries to bring Sonic back to his previous state with a special diet, involving asscheeks massage, performing a Black Mass and throwing themselves under a speeding train. Not in that order.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2016 - Sonic, Knuckles - Complete
How the Pope saved Hyrule reviews
Hyrule is soon to be destroyed by aliens from another galaxy. Link needs to go to the human world, find the Pope and prevent Hyrule from destruction.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Infernal Cake reviews
Peach is baking a delicious cake for Mario. It's all burned. Mario doesn't want to hurt Peach's feelings and takes a small bite. Weird things start to happen when he does...
Crossover - Mario & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Mario, Luigi, Peach - Complete
Sonic, Sonic, where's my tonic? reviews
Sonic borrowed Tails's tonic and now he can't find it. Tails decides to use brutal force on Sonic to make him pay for his sins.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/28/2016 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
Sans and Papyrus buying apples reviews
Sans and Papyrus decided to go to buy some apples at a local grocery. However, a small misunderstanding took place and stuff went not as expected.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 4/21/2016 - Papyrus, Sans - Complete
Weird Date reviews
Spike and Rarity were sitting in a park at midnight, playing silly games. Then, a series of strange events occured.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2016 - Rarity, Spike - Complete
Pillow Fight Went Wrong reviews
Rarity invited Rainbow Dash and Applejack to choose dresses for tomorrow's gala. But RD and Applejack have different ways of having a fun time...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/14/2016 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity - Complete
Two Gapers One Item reviews
A story about two Gapers, standing next to an item room. Isaac forgot to check out that room, and now they need to wait until Isaac dies, resets or wins the game. In the meantime, they come up with an interesting idea...
Binding of Isaac - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2016 - Isaac - Complete
