/Gay people are gay. That's a fact, don't try to deny it or else I will have to use a fireball spell on you. Also, an average person produces about 360 pounds of crap every year./

"Ha! Royal flush, BITCHES!" Torb shouted.

"You're bluffing." Jack said.

"How am I bluffing you piece of shit? I just showed you my hand!"

"Jack, what do you have?" Reaper asked.

"Umm… a straight."

"That's not a straight, you dumb fuck." Ana said, "That's a pair of nines! How can you be so shit at card games?"

"Ana is right, Jack." Rein admitted, "You're shit."

"Wow, thanks guys. This is my first time playing poker and you act like I was supposed to know every rule after just one game."

"It sounds to me that everyone of you is shit." Reaper said and threw his cards on the table, "Cry bitches. Double royal flush."

"What?! How?!" Ana shouted, "You can't have two royal flushes at the same time, fuckface!"

"I can, I just threw two royal flushes on the table."

"But you can only have five cards in your hand." Rein said, "You're a cheater, Reaper, and a black one to that.

"So what that I'm black?"

"Black people tend to be black, Reaper." Torb claimed.

"What a discovery you have made, midget."

"Alright shitheads, how about we play this board game instead?" Jack said and showed them a box of Shitventure.

"Shitventure? Dafuq is this?" Torb asked.

"It's an adventure game. Your goal is to shit as much as possible, and you win by having the most shits taken." Said Jack.

"Well, you couldn't have chosen a worse game, Jack." Reaper stated.

"Come on guys, let's play!"

"Fine, but only if you tell us some embarrassing story from your high school times." Ana said.

"Yeah, tell us something stupid, Jack, like you always do." Rein said.

"Alright… maybe I'll tell a story about a peculiar IT lesson I had in high school… Remember that one, Reaper?" Jack asked.

"You mean our first IT lesson with a new teacher back in high school? Shit man, that was fucked up." Reaper sighed.

"Come on Jack, tell us that story!" said Torb, "You've never told us anything about your high school times."

"Alright then." Jack said and farted loudly, "Listen to me bitches, cuz I won't be repeating myself."

And then Jack told them a really crappy story.

To be continued.

By the way guys, I noticed that a lot of you like to fap a lot, so I've got a list of a really good fap material for you:

- Zone Toons

That's it. That's the list, you don't need anything more than that.