If I had to describe this story in one word, that word would be: effort. It took me a long time to come up with this story, my heart and soul truly went into it. I must also thank all you wonderful people for reading and reviewing my stories. The PM's are nice as well. P. Malone if you are reading this, your offer to kiss me goodnight everyday is very appealing. It means a lot to me that you offer that kind of love and affection to me, purely because of my mad talent as a writer. Sadly, I must decline, as there are already 20 other people who kiss me goodnight everyday. I feel that if I were to let you do the same thing, some people might feel unappreciated. You can, however, still make me delicious bacon sandwiches, with some chicken and mayonaise. That would be extremely kind of you as well. Where was I? Oh yes, the compliments I get from you. I wanted to list some of them here.

Mich - How DARE you speak about weaboos like that you slut?

aelIsA- I hate your stories, I hate your ideas, I hate your profile picture and I hate YOU!

HugeE - My name is Jeff

goTripper - Fog rolling

Now with those things out of the way, let us move on to the story shall we? Again, keep in mind that this last masterpiece of mine took weeks to finish, so go easy on me with any critisism you may have. I'm a sensitive boy...

Reaper was tired of hanging on a cross. So he farted a nuclear fart and wiped out half of the globe.

THE END

Perfection