11 September, 9:11 AM

Ruby finished up her breakfast, consisting of delicious spaghetti leftovers from the other day, heated up in the microwave, and proceeded to masturbate wildly to The Legend of Zelda hentai.

*BEEP BEEP*

"Hello?" Ruby picked up her phone, "Yeah mom, I'm busy. No, I'm not fapping again, Jesus Christ. What do you want? O-oh. You want me to… alright. I see. Okay, bye."

Ruby, being told by her long dead mother to perform a neck rope, did as she was told.

"Goodbye, cruel world." She said, "May I be reborn as a person with a lot of friends, healthy family and, I don't know, maybe some magical powers, like summoning demonic imps, or like, casting lightning bolts… ok maybe I don't need the powers, just please, end my suffering."

Then she realized that she doesn't quite know how to hang yourself, and because of that, she kind of tangled herself up with the rope.

While she was struggling to get rid of the cursed rope, some ancient creatures from below just happened to come over to say hi. When they saw Ruby tied up nicely, they suddenly remembered that one BDSM hentai doujin that they've read the other day, and they certainly didn't want this opportunity to go to waste, so they grabbed Ruby and did unspeakable things to her, using their magnum dongs.

But they were chill enough dudes to help her with the rope.

"Thanks guys." Ruby said, "First you gangbang me when I'm tied up, then you help me like nothing happened. You're so fucking nice."

"At least we don't go around the city, calling black people nig-"

"Hey, that was in the PAST, dude. I have changed."

"Yo what did you need that rope for, though?" One of the ancient creatures asked.

Then Ruby realized that she shouldn't have taken her mom's joke so seriously, when she told her to kill herself.

"I… was trying to measure my ass with it." Ruby came up with the answer on the spot.

"This rope doesn't even have any numbers to check the-"

"Alright, shut the fuck up, I tried to kill myself, okay? You happy? You fucking satisfied now, nigga?!"

Ruby was furious, but she quickly calmed down.

"Hey… I'm sorry." One of the creatures said, "I know it's been hard for you."

"Mhm…" Ruby mumbled out.

"Having to deal with school, family problems and the incurable mental disorder, which makes you do things that no sane person would ever do… it must have been horrible, Ruby."

"Yes. It has." Ruby said.

"Yo let's have a gangbang again, and then we can go to our underworld and we'll show you around, we've got some good fucking gyro up in that motherfucker."

"Lol let's go, guys!"

And so, the ancient creatures went to the underworld together with Ruby, and she was finally happy. She could enjoy all the Southern-European cuisine she wanted, and there was free LTE internet and unlimited hentai access. For the rest of her life, she was glad to be alive. However, all of the creatures had giant DICKS, so the only thing Ruby had to worry about was the ass pain that she suffered every day.

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THE END