/GUESS WHO'S BACK, FAGGOTS!

I've had my last exam today, so I'm free to write more SHIT for you all.

After a whole fucking month of waiting, here's the final chapter of this story. In case you don't remember the "plot" after such a long waiting time, here's a quick recap:

Are you kidding me? Go back and read the previous chapter again, you bitch-ass nigga./

September 11, 9:37 PM

Deku woke up, surrounded by his friends. He didn't quite know how he managed to survive that blast, but it made him happy to see everyone safe.

"Hey." He said slowly.

"Hi." Ochako said quietly.

"My dick hurts…"

"Oops, sorry…" Mina moved aside, "It's a little crammed in here."

"That's better. Also, how did I survive? There's no way Ochako was able to touch me before I hit the ground."

"With a little help of weed, everything is possible, Deku." Ochako replied.

".. I'm not even gonna argue with that."

Midoriya switched to a sitting position. He noticed that they were sitting in some inflatable rubber-tent or some shit like that. He couldn't see through its walls.

"Where the fuck are we?" he asked.

"Momo created this bubble for us using her quirk." Tsuyu replied.

Izuku looked at Momo, who waved at him, smiling.

"Uh-huh. But for what?"

"Umm…" The girls tried to find the right words.

"Come here, Deku." Said Toru, who was sitting at the opposite end of the bubble, "There's a little window behind me. You can take a look outside, but… you might not like it."

Kyoka sighed, "He's not gonna like it for sure."

"Umm, okay, coming." Izuku said and then tried to reposition himself over to Toru's current location.

"Ow!" Ochako squeaked, when Izuku accidentaly kicked her.

"Oops, sorry." He said.

"Let me just…" Mina tried to move aside, but Midoriya was supporting himself on her knee and he dropped down, "Oh God, sorry, Deku!"

"Don't worry… dafuq am I touching?"

"Hands off!" Kyoka yelled.

"Shit…"

"Damn it, just… give me some space."

When Deku finally managed to squeeze himself through, he bumped into Toru, which made her lose her balance and fall on the wall of the bubble. It didn't break the bubble, however, it caused the ceiling to lower drastically, and everyone inside had to bend down until Toru and Deku managed to get up.

"Well, now that THAT'S over, I can finally look behind this window… oh shit."

The view outside was very "oh shit"-worthy. There was a ginormous hole in the sky – no clouds, no blue tint, just nothing.

"What the fuck is that giant hole in the sky?!" Deku shouted.

"Ask that yourself." Kyoka said.

"U dumb bitch, it's not his fault." Ochako reprimanded her.

"Wait a second…" Izuku said, "Don't tell me that I did that…"

"Well, to be honest: yeah, you did that." Mina clarified, "But look on the bright side, Deku!"

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"The world would have been destroyed anyway, and you've managed to delay the annihilation of mankind by an hour or so!"

"Wow." Izuku nodded ironically, "Great."

"Now the atmosphere will be sucked out into space and the Earth will implode, and we won't be able to withstand the cosmic gravitational pull and it will consume us and the pressure will be too high to survive it." Momo said.

"Are you kidding me?" Izuku said.

"No, she's right." Toru FARTED (I'm sick of the word 'said'), "Vsauce said it in one of his videos."

"Jesus Christ…" Izuku sighed, "I can't' take this anymore…"

Ochako placed her hand on Izuku's shoulder, "Don't worry, Izuku, we're here with you."

"And that's the problem."

"Huh?"

"This fucking bubble, I can't take it anymore. I can't breathe. I can't even scratch my fucking DICK in here."

"We're running out of oxygen, it's true." Mina said, "But at least we're going to die together, at the same time."

"… Fuck that, let me out of here."

Izuku grabbed the walls of the bubble and ripped them a new one, despite the shouting of the girls who tried to prevent him from doing that.

Suddnely, the bubble exploded and they all were dying due to the lack of oxygen. Then the hole in the sky got bigger and sucked the entire Earth into a black hole. Cuz it turned out that the punch that Izuku used against Tentacle Master not only made a huge hole in the atmosphere, but also opened up a black hole or a portal to another dimension. Like I don't fucking know.

Anyway, the hole SUCKED them inside. The SUCTION was so powerful that I can't describe it. The SUCKAGE was sucking so hard, like your mom on my dick last night.

After some time (which was approximately two seconds), Earth popped out on the other side of the hole.

Izuku and the others were DEAD, because they had no oxygen.

Fortunately, a squad of friendly alien creatures with apples for arms and lollipops for dicks found their corpses and took them to their Revival Chamber and they revived them.

"GAAAAAAHHH!" The kids all woke up in the same time.

"What the fuck is going on?!" Izuku shouted.

The alien that revived them smiled.

"Don't worry, you're safe now." He said, "Your belongings are over there in the corner."

He pointed at a stack of clothes. They all noticed just now that they're all naked and you could see their bare asses. 0o

"Could you please pass those clothes to us, you… alien creature? Thanks." Ochako asked, embarrassed.

"Oh, sure." The alien replied, "Just let me use my fucking apple arms and pick them up for you. That will work."

"If your arms are so shit, how did you remove our clothes in the first place?" Kyoka asked.

"Ask the author of this fucking story, I'm done. I'm fucking done." The alien got pissed.

"Hey, wait! We didn't mean to offend you!" Toru shouted.

"No, it's not you. I just realized that my existence is a joke. It's a fucking prank played on me by the God. My entire species is a genetic failure, a nature's cruel fucking prank, a complete and utter shitshow, like what the fuck? We can't grab anything, because our arms are FUCKING APPLES?! But apparently, we can retrieve corpses of random humans floating in space and resurrect them in our Revival Chamber?! What the FUCK even is this?! How did we accomplish a possibility to bring dead organisms back to life, but yet we can't GRAB a single thing?! And don't even let me start on our LOLLIPOP DICKS!"

The kids went silent for a second after the alien finished.

"Damn." Izuku gasped, "Your life is really fucked."

The alien turned around to face Izuku, "Yeah, it is."

"But I've got a special solution for people… aliens like you."

"I'm afraid nothing will help me."

"No, trust me. It's a great one."

Ochako whispered into Izuku's ear: "Deku, what the hell are you talking about?"

To which Izuku replied with: "Shhh! I know what I'm doing."

The alien didn't hear what they said, but was intrigued by Izuku's solution.

"Please, tell me. What do I have to do? I don't want to suffer any longer."

"The answer is simple: you just need to kill yourself."

"Deku!" the girls shouted.

"What are you saying?!" Mina yelled at him.

"Trust me, I know what I'm doing." Izuku said, calmly.

The alien considered what Izuku said.

"It's true…" he said, "There is no other option. But there's a problem. I can't tie a noose."

"There's a simpler method. Launch yourself into space without any equipment."

"That's gotta be it! Thank you, human!" The alien smiled, "I will now proceed to kill myself. You can stay here on this planet and do whatever the fuck you want. Thanks, and bye!"

The alien ran outside.

The girls were looking at Izuku.

"What? Is there something on my face?"

"Why did you tell him to kill himself? This is a very destructive thing to say to somebody who is depressed!" Tsuyu stated.

"It's because I have a plan. But let me just grab those clothes, first."

Izuku got up from the thing he was sitting on and approached the corner of the room. By doing this, he exposed his MAGNUM DONG to the others, making them question if Satan was real or not for a second.

After they got dressed and left the building, they saw a huge, advanced city. And the genetically screwed aliens, too.

Izuku then started to explain his plan to the girls.

"Alright, listen up." He said, "I'm going to convince all aliens on this planet to kill themselves."

"And why would you do that?" Momo asked.

But unfortunately for her, Izuku didn't give a crap about what she was saying.

"Why do you want to kill all the aliens?!" Mina asked.

"I'm not going to kill anybody! They're gonna do it!"

"BUT WHY?!" all of them shouted at the same time.

"Just look at them!" Izuku pointed at a group of aliens, "They're all miserable, and they want to die. They just need a little push, you know. A little encouragement."

The girls looked at the aliens, who were walking around the streets aimlessly. Some of them were losing their balance and collapsing, and the sight of them trying to get up, using their apple arms, was heartbreaking and disturbing at the same time.

"… alright." Ochako said, "I guess there's no other choice."

This surprised Kyoka, "Really? But it's still mass genocide."

"Whatever lol let's go and talk some aliens into suicide." Toru suggested.

"Yeah! Let's tell them all to end their lives to end their suffering!" Mina exclaimed.

"This is sickening, but I don't see any alternative, either." Tsuyu added.

Kyoka sighed, "Fine, but I'm going to need a therapy after that…"

"You can ask Deku to fist you, Kyoka." Momo said, "That reminds me, when was the last time Deku has fisted anybody?"

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They all looked at Momo.

"What? Wasn't this fanfic supposed to be about fisting?"

"You're actually right, Momo." Deku replied, "We didn't have enough fisting lately."

"Well, you can fist the others after we get rid of…"

"That, too. But for now, you're getting a FIST up your ASS!"

And then Izuku (to be honest, everyone already knows how it goes, so I'm just going to paste this random-ass Bible fragment.)

If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.

It has nothing to do with the situation given, and I don't endorse it in any way, but I still think it's fascinating that it's in the Bible.

Anyway, after Deku finished fisting Momo, he and the not-fisted girls went around the city to spread the knowledge about suicide (meaning, how you commit it lol), and soon the aliens were spreading it among themselves. After a few days, the whole planet was wiped out of the friendly apple-armed, lollipop-dicked aliens.

Izuku took control over the entire planet. Him and the others could resurrect themselves over and over again in the Revival Chamber, and they could eat anything, because there was a magical Taco Bell right in the middle of the city. He put up 2137 giant flags everywhere, which said 'Tak jak pan Jezus powiedział", which meant "Hot bitches and chicken" in the alien language. (don't ask)

After a few weeks, however, Izuku was tired of all that crap.

The others saw it when he was walking around, alone. They approached him and tried to cheer him up.

"What's wrong, Deku?" Ochako asked, "Isn't this what you always wanted?"

"You've become the number 1 hero!" Mina added, "You saved like a billion fucking aliens from eternal suffering!"

Izuku sighed, "I know, but…"

He looked at the horizon. The wind blowed, gently.

"I'm sick of eating at Taco Bell all the time."

"Urgh, and here we thought that you're depressed or…"

"Cuz I am!" Izuku raised his voice a little, "I hate Taco Bell. I DESPISE Taco Bell. I'm honestly in a loss of words how much I hate Taco Bell. Words can't even DESCRIBE how much I hate Taco Bell. To be honest, I don't think there are any words in any dictionary that are able to express just how much I HATE Taco Bell."

"But…" Ochako murmured, "There is a whole setup of restaurants just around the corner."

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"She's right, "Toru added, "There's like Burger King, Pizza Hut, and even a fucking Whole Foods, and the list goes on."

"… are you shitting me?"

"I guess there's no reason to be sad anymore, right?" Ochako smiled.

"I guess…"

Then, a lightbulb popped up above Mina's head.

"I've got an idea!" She said, "How about Deku fists all of us, huh?"

"It's 9 in the morning, I don't think it's a good idea." Toru said.

"Besides, I'm not gonna fist you. You're a bunch of weebs." Deku stated.

"Says a guy who faps to hentai everyday on every occasion." Mina replied, and everyone laughed, except for Izuku.

"Ohhhh, u didn't say that." He got pissed.

"Ye, I did. What r u gonna do, lil bitch?"

The thing is, despite the fact that it was only Mina who directly insulted Izuku, and despite the fact that she was the only one who wanted to engage in fisting sodomy at 9 AM, Midoriya's full cowl was already active, and the girls knew very well that the inevitable fisting awaits them all. The sounds of anal agony echoed throughout the alien city, and then, Izuku went to Whole Foods, took a shit in the middle, left without saying any word, and then went to eat a kebab.

THE END

Honestly, I didn't think I'd be able to properly finish this story.

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And as it turns out, I outdid myself. Bravo, Kream45. The shitposting in this fanfiction has ascended so much that it basically lost any sense, if it had any from the start. Way to go. But to be honest, I like how it turned out. I hope you like it as well. And I hope you like to touch yourselves as well.

Anyway, thank you to all who have read this up to this point. This story may be over, but remember, that traps aren't gay here you go I said it, I said it again.

See you all in the next one!

PS: Also, just for funsies, these are my notes that I made for this chapter, when I started writing and stopped after a few hundred words to finish my exams:

think of an ending that makes sense – I think I already knew at that point that this was no going to happen

also re-read it all for mistakes– you think I'm going to do that? At 2 AM? Are you fucking nuts, Kream45 from the past?