Ruby Rose climbed her way on top of the mountain ledge. It was really cold and it was hard to move through all the snow. But then, she finally saw it.

"By the Light… it's here!"

She moved towards the ominous structure carved in the wall of the mountain.

"Yes, there's no doubt! It's the ancient Temple of Anal!" she exclaimed.

She entered the temple, and it was really like fucked up inside. Like, that shit was so fucking insane that I can't come up with any explanation. It was just THAT fucking bat-shit crazy.

Ruby walked towards the end of the main hall, where a big fucking wall was blocking the way.

"Hmm… those ancient carvings are difficult to decipher… but it looks like some sort of mixture of Mayan and Mesopotamian."

Ruby took a closer look at some of the glyphs engraved on the wall.

"It says… If you read this, you're gay, lmao."

Ruby made a confused expression.

"Alright, this must have been added by some retarded ancient comedian. Obviously."

She moved a bit to the side and read some more.

"Here it says: If you say 'what', a …ton of… black people? …will come and …annihilate your fucking ass… kek xd."

Ruby was shocked.

"What?!" she said out loud. "What is this fucking place?"

And then, because Ruby said the magic word 'what', a group of large African American males without any clothing and exposed dicks, that were definitely well over the average size of a healthy man's dick, appeared out of fucking nowhere.

"What the actual fuck?!" Ruby screamed, terrified.

She wasn't able to say much more than that, though, because the black guys have already caught her and stuffed her balls-deep with their massive black cocks.

The End