Hi, I'm LavenderCrystalOfRoses. Just call me Lavender. I have two cats and I love warriors!

Favorite Food: Thai Take out!

Favorite Drink: Root-beer float!

Favorite Movie: Hobbit 1977

Favorite Warrior Cats Book: Firestar's Quest! ( Fills in a lot of gaps)

Least Favorite Warrior Cats Book: The Sun Trail. (So sad! ,( )

Favorite Warrior Cats Couple: DustxFern

Least Favorite Warrior Cats Couple: BerryxHoney (Its so tragic! ,( )

Favorite Warrior Cats Death (I have a dark side £): Tigerstar's death. Not the first. The second.

Saddest Warrior Cats Death: Bright Stream

Awesomest WC characters ever: Boulder and Clawface. (I am completely serious. Let me make something clear: Clawface did not intentionally kill Spottedleaf. He was just trying to get past her to steal the kits. Spottedleaf fough

t valiently on the behalf of her clan...they both fought so visciously he kind of did her in. This does not make killing (Even in the second degree) and stealing kits right, but please take my words into consideration. Please.)

UPDATE: I have an AO3 account! I'm going to try and upload my stories there, too!

7/31/15

I'm going on vacation over the weekend, will be on hiatus. Have a nice weekend!

It's not much yet, but you can check it out here: LavenderCrystalOfRoses/ AO3

My Profile Quiz:

1. FIRST NAME: Shauna

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My Dad...

3. SIBLING NAMES: Danielle, my twin.

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Remembering the best day of my life.

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Yah.

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Pastrami.

7. KIDS? Not anytime soon...

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I'm me for a reason!

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Yep.

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Absolutely not! (By that I mean yes)

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yep.

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? The closest I came to was going off the skycoaster at six flags, and I did not regret that in the slightest. So yes, it is a possibility.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Special K.

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? It depends on my mood.

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Not really.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Pecan Praline.

17. SHOE SIZE? 7.

18. RED OR PINK? Pink!

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I can be socially inept, I have a bad habit, and I drool. Deal with it.

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My school, which I graduated from this year...

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? Why not?

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Why is that so important?! Fine...shorts and a T-shirt.

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Cereal for breakfast.

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The hum of my desktop and the click of the keyboard as I type this.

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Orange...?

26. FAVORITE SMELL? Flowers.

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? A friend.

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Depends.

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I copied it from someones profile!

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Root Beer.

31. FAVORITE SPORT? CALVINBALL CUZ ITS RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

32. EYE COLOR? Anywhere from very light blue to gray.

33. HAT SIZE? O-O I have...no idea...they have hat sizes?

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Only in my left eye.

35. FAVORITE FOOD? I think I said it above, Thai...and candy...and sourdough bread...actually a lot of things.

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Happy endings win every time!

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATER? The Hobbit BOFA.

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? My ponytail. OK, it's not an article of closing, but it's the most me thing about me.

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer. Hands down. Vacation, people.

40. HUGS OR KISSES? HUGGLES!

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? ICE CREAM MILKSHAKES...

42. FAVORITE DESERT? What fo?

43. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Madame Estelle. :D

44. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: No comment. -_-

45. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: Ooobooo. I like the way it sounds.

46. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: ???????????????

47. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): HHHOCDE (The first three letters are all Hs!

48. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name, fathers middle name) Elizabeth Michael. (Y'know, I think I have this somewhere below)

49. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black Sugar.

50. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME Snowy Van. (Eh...it's so-so.)

51. YOUR GANGSTER NAME (a shiny object and a movement you make): Glitz Groove. (Alliteration YAY)

52. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal) White Hawk. Neato.

53. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers) David Patrick. Huh.

54. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Crane Chicago. Not bad!

55. SPY NAME: (your favorite season, favorite flower) Summer Rose.

56. CARTOON NAME: (A generic name and an animal that starts with the same letter) Sara Seal.

57. HIPPIE NAME: (An emotion and fourth favorite color) Confusing Gray?

58. FAVORITE RESTAURANT: SUBWAY FOR-EVAH! YAH!

59. WRESTLING NAME: (favorite action word, favorite game character) ZAP METALSONIC (What? I like playing as him in 2012)

60. MURDER NAME: (a get away vehicle, and a defensive move) NOPENOPENOPE ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN

61. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?: Burnt myself.

62. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? A Christmas present and some shelves.

63. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Yep. All of 'em.

64. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? IDK...A LOT!

65. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 7:00 pm.

66. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? COMPUTER KNOW HOW SO I CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD (XD Kidding...mostly)

67. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My childhood.

68. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My NOOK, my favorite windbreaker.

69. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'8''.

70. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Mmm...not really.

71. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Ummm...maybe a little...a lot...yes.

72. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?...Do I HAVE to answer this one?

73. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? No clue.

74. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Dunno.

75. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? I don't know.

76. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee!

77. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? PINEAPPLES

78. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Subway six inch.

79. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? NO! Why would you even ask a question like that?!?

80. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? It was a present from my sister...she makes everybody's presents every year...it's really sweet.

81. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Not in the sense of crush like. I like EVERYBODY except mean people.

82. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Nope. Contortionism grosses me out.

83. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? No favs, I buy what I can get.

84. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yep!

85. WHAT KIND IS IT? It's a maincoon mix name Sugar. There used to be another cat, but she died..

86. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Probably.

87. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Face to face;

88. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 84.

89. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? I'm a brunette, you can't expect me too-BRUNETTES FOREVER!!!

90. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My Mom.

91. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Really bossy people, unkindness, having my personal possessions getting taken away.

92. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Yes. LONDON! SCOTLAND! BEST VACATION EVER!

93. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Bad Habit, Over-Sensitive.

94. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? I don't think so...

95. FIRST JOB? Vacuuming.

96. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Nope.

97. DO YOU SWEAR? No.

98. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Trying to fix my NOOK's charger...so far unsuccessfully...

99. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No.

100. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My hair.

101. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? I am wearing braces.

102. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Stuff. What stuff? Stuff stuff! :D

103. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Why do you wanna know?

104. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Not in a while.

105. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? IDK. I just use it. I don't pay attention to that thing.

106. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No, no no. I am extremly cacographic. There is a reason I type, people. There's A REASON.

107. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAT? Beef.

108. ANY BAD HABITS? Pinching my face.

109. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Don't have any.

110. DO LOOKS MATTER? Depends.

111. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Depends.

112. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My School. (I know, lame, but it's a really nice school and I've been there for twelve years.)

113. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? This littlest petshop carrier with three tiny compartments for the pets that unfolded into a house. Gosh, I loved that thing...

114. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? IDK?

115. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yes unfortunately.

116. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? BOTH!!! Macaroni and cheese!

117. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? He needs to be kind and understanding and caring.

118. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? I don't have any. It was always just Shauna. :/ on here it's Lavender.

119. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? CAPITAL CITIES.

120. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOWS? Pokemon, Arthur, B-Daman Crossfire, The Tomfoolery Show(What? It's not half bad).

121. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? Don't have it.

122. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes.

123. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Not in a while and let's have it stay that way!

124. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? HUH???? But there is...

125. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Idk.

126. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Um...sure?

127. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? IDK!

128. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Evil Villains in shows and games and whatnot.

129. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? November, May, June, January...argh, I like all of 'em.

130. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Scorpio 'cause it's mine!

131. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown.

132. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Subway. Hands down.

133. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Yes.

134. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? The Doctors

135. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? October 26th, my birthday.

136. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Violin and a bit of piano...

137. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I don't know. I'm not going to have to worry about that for a couple years.

138. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? WHA??!!

139. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Passes for my sister on Howrse.

140. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? No car.

141. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Lisa and Lottie. And Calvin and Hobbes.

142. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Why?

143. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? Depends on the circumstances.

144. DO YOU HAVE ANY PHOBIAS? Molluscophobia. Yep. I'm afraid of snails. I used to be afraid of our family's poolcleaner.

145. ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING? Nope.

146. IF Y0U WERE A MUTANT, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR POWER? Read minds.

147. DID YOU STEAL ANSWERS FROM OTHERS PROFILE? No...

148. DID YOU FIND SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS ODD? Yes.

149. DO YOU FOR-SEE YOURSELF GOING BACK AND CHANGING THESE ANSWERS AFTER TIME? Probably at least a few somtime.

150. DO YOU THINK MORE QUESTIONS SHOULD BE ADDED TO THIS? NO! TOO MUCH AS IS!

One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you

Most girls like pink

Most girls where eyeshadow and make-up

Most girls yell at rain

Most girls love guys who don't love them

Most girls be what other people want them to be

Most girls love to be hated, and hate to be loved

Most girls will cry and or cowor if you hit them

Most girls are selfish

Most girls are fake But. . .

Other girls like red

Other girls where nothing but their dirty clothes from yesterday

Other girls play in the rain

Other girls kick a guy when they don't love them

Other girls be themselves

Other girls laugh at being hated, and love to be loved

Other girls will " WHOP YOUR BUT!!!!!" if you lay a single finger on them

Other girls care for others before themselves

Other girls are real

Most girls think this is stupid and hate it, Other girls will love this and post it immediately

CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct )

DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADNT.

TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.

NO CHEATING!!!!

THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.

DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.

IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME DONT READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.

1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,

WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?

3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. SAME SEX IF GAY

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT

4. WRITE ANYONES NAME

(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...) next to 4, 5, & 6.

DONT CHEAT OR YOULL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID

5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11

6. Finally,

MAKE A WISH

ARE YOU READY? HERE IS THE

KEY TO THE GAME

1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in

SPACE 2

2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in

SPACE 7

4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in

SPACE 4

5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO

KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR

LUCKY STAR

7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE

PERSON IN NUMBER 3

8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE

PERSON IN 7

9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

YOUR MIND

10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU

FEEL ABOUT LIFE

11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR

LUCKY NUMBER

repost this WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.

IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE

Bluestar:
(x) You have a sister.
() Your mom likes you more than your dad.
() You're in love in someone you shouldn't be allowed to.
(x) Somebody you trusted betrayed you.
(x) You're moody.
() More than one person has a crush on you.

Total: 3

Firestar:
(X) You have joined a group.
() Your crush hated you at first.
(x) You are very loyal.
(x) You are easily suspicious.
() You are like a leader.
Total: 3

Crookedstar
() You have broken a body part.
() Your parents are divorced.
() Your parents are divorced because of you.
() You have a brother.

()You want to be a leader.

() Your mum hates you.
() There is somebody evil trying to urge you on.
Total: 0

Tigerstar
() You are separated from your father.
() You hate outsiders.
() You have an evil side.
() You physically tried to injure someone.
() You are very aggressive.
() You are aggressive because of someone.
() You have a lot of scars on your body.
() All/some of your siblings have died.
Total: 2

Scourge:
() You are aggressive, but in the past you were innocent.
() The reason you are aggressive is because someone had beaten you up.
(x) Your siblings neglect you. (Sometimes)
() You are the youngest/smallest out of your siblings.
() People fear you.
(x) You like to explore.
() Blood means everything.
Total: 2

Hollyleaf:
() You threatened to kill/attack someone.
() You have two brothers.
(x) Your parents have lied to you.
(x) You have ran away from home, but returned.
Total: 2

Jayfeather:
(x) You have something wrong with your eyesight. (Sometimes it gets blurry)
() You have a brother and a sister.
(x) You are very sharp-tongued.
() Your mother isn't your real mother.
Total: 3

Ivypool:
() You are thought to be evil but you're not. (evil and mad)
(x) You have a sister.
(x) Your mum is very protective of you.
() You live in a world you shouldn't be.
( ) You are in love with your sibling's crush

Total: 2

Bold what you have done

Graduated High school

Kissed someone

Smoked cigarettes.

Got so drunk you passed out.

Rode every ride at an amusement park.

Collected something really stupid.

Gone to a rock concert.

Helped someone.

Gone fishing.

Watched four movies in one night.

Gone long periods of time without sleep.

Lied to someone.

Been dumped.

Snorted cocaine.

Failed a class.

Smoked weed.

Dealt drugs.

Been in a car accident

Been in a tornado.

Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).

Watched someone die.

Been to a funeral.

Burned yourself.

Ran a marathon.

Cried yourself to sleep.

Spent over $200 in one day.

Flown on a plane.

Cheated on someone.

Been cheated on.

Written a 10 page letter.

Been sailing.

Cut yourself.

Had a best friend.

Lost someone you loved.

Shoplifted something.

Been to jail

Had detention. (Oops :P)

Skipped school.

Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.

Stolen books from the library.

Gone to a different country.

Dropped out of school.

Been in a mental hospital.

Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.

Fired a gun.

Gambled in a casino.

Had a lemonade stand.

Actually made money at the lemonade stand. (:P)

Been in a school play.

Been fired from a job.

Taken a lie detector test.

Swam with dolphins.

Gone to sea world.

Voted for American/Australian Idol.

Written poetry.

Read more than 20 books a year.

Gone to Europe.

Loved someone you couldn’t have.

Wondered about your sexuality.

Used a colouring book over age 12.

Had surgery.

Had stitches.

Taken a taxi.

Seen the Washington Monument.

Overdosed.

Been in a fist fight.

Suffered any form of abuse. (If you count a doctor cutting off your leg, then ya...)

Had a hamster.

Petted a wild animal.

Used a credit card.

Gone surfing in California.

Dyed your hair.

Got a tattoo. (One of those removable ones)

Had something pierced. (Ears. I did, but then the holes closed)

Been on the Honour Roll.

Known someone with HIV or AIDS.

Taken pictures with a webcam.

Started a fire. (Well, camping)

Had a party while your parents weren’t home.

Gotten caught having a party while they were gone.

List your 10 favorite Warrior cats.

1. Clawface

2. Rainwhisker

3. Thornclaw

4. Skyheart

5. Boulder

6. Hollyleaf

7. Dawn River

8. Wing Shadow Over Water (Wing)

9. Tawnypelt

10. Whitewater

1)Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?
Umm, NO.

2)If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?
Thornclaw.

3)Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?
No. I couldn't.

5)What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 hurting and killing each other?
She would be all, "OMG who are you I'm in teh future!"and then run away to find Jay's Wing (aka Jayfeather)

6)Would 4 rather share tongues with 8 or slap 3?
3 cuz h's a rival clan, of course!

7)Has there ever been a fan fiction story about 1 and 2?

Not that I know of...

8)What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?
Um...

9)What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

whatever it is, it would have to be a dang good quantum leaper!

10)If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

She wouldn't know Thornclaw at all... so Hollyleaf.

Now do the same with your 10 least favorite characters.

1. Blackclaw

2. Rainflower

3. Hawkheart

4. Goosefeather

5. Millie

6. Heatherstar

7. Heatherpaw

8. Thisleclaw

9. Berrynose

10. Onestar

1)Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?
No
2) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 4 or 6?
Goosefeather wouldn't want anything to with him, would run off yowling about some omen of berries and noses.

5Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

They're both way to old for her!

5)What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 hitting each other?
She would side with her leader, of course!

6)Would 4 rather kill 8 or slap 3?
I can definitely see him doing either...

7)Has there ever been a fan fiction story about 1 and 2?
Nope.

8)What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?
"The thorns of the pinkish gray thisle flower will har. Him if you are not careful..." just doesn't have that ring to it.

9)What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?
What's a pickup line?

10)If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

He'd probably just grab some popcorn and watch the fireworks.

Least Favorite: Blackclaw

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Shaizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): White Hawk

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Michelle Crescent Moon

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Mahshaier

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Black Juice

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Hhhocdh

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents middle names): Elizabeth Michael

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Sugar

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Banana banana peel.

10. YOUR NOBODY NAME: (name, scrambled, and throw in an "x" where you think it should go.) Axanush

Stories: The Heart Within All The Clans, Tigerstar's Warrior Name, Falling, Muck, Apologize!, A Warriors Lemon (Literally), The Cave, How Kittypets Are Named By Their Owners, Be Careful What You Wish For, Wargs and Peace, GirlFrappucinoBOFA, Bombur's Turn, NotVaToW

Coming Soon:

Foxy and Fritz: BB knows there's something up with the new guard. He can feel it, and he'll prove it-If he can get anyone to believe him, that is...could BB actually be right, or is he just spouting nonsense?
Rebornicaverse. Probably the only rebornicaverse fic I'm going to write. Expect it August 18th.

Warrior Name: Dreammist, Rosefrost, Brightcinder

Loner Name: Hazel

Virtues: Independence, Intelligence, Uniqueness(Is that the right way to say it?)

Animal to Compare Me To: Parrot

Colors: Lavender,

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The ARE YOU TOO CREATIVE FOR YOUR OWN GOOD QUIZ

YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO CREATIVE FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHEN...

1. You steal a police officer's keys just to sit in the seat of his car.

2. To get someone's attention you yell across the street, "HEY IDIOT! I WANNA TALK TO YOU!"

3. You slide down the gutter of your two story building instead of just using the elevator.

4. When its that time of year to see who in your class can do the most community service, it's either impressive or it's nothing.

5. When you tell your friends you have a "surprise" for them, they run away in horror.

6. When your making toast, you lick your finger, then stick it in one of the slots to make sure it's hot enough.

7. You hide you're dad's deodorant so you can take a picture of his face for science class

IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THESE, YOU ARE TOO CREATIVE FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!

Copy and Paste this onto your profile!

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART ... or just about any store...

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission: Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things.

If you believe in Jesus Christ, copy this onto your profile. DON'T IGNORE THIS, because in the Bible it says: "If you deny me, I will deny you in front of the Father. So be considerate.

Why do we SLEEP in church by stay AWAKE through a two hour movie?
Why is it so HARD to talk about God, but so EASY to gossip?
Why are we so BORED when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it EASY to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to IGNORE a Godly Facebook wall post, yet we REPOST the nasty ones?
Why are CHURCHES getting smaller, but BARS AND CLUBS are growing?
Think about it, are you going to REPOST this? Are you going to IGNORE because you think you'll get laughed at?
Would you have read this if it said...Read This in Gods Name?
Repost if you truly believe in God.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared Him...
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us.
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His son...
Then copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

IF YOU LOVE GOD, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

98 OF 100 TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL

My name is Molly

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Molly

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

copy this if you will never forgot the heros who died in the 9/11:

(this never happened to me)

So, yesterday I was in English class and my teacher was talking about disasters that have an effect on people even years after it happened. (Don't ask how we got on that topic) So, I told him that my father still had breathing problems from 9-11. Now, my father was a fireman on September 11th. He never really told me much about what his experience was like, so I just never asked. I don't remember 9-11 though, because I was too young. So my teacher asked me, "Was he an emergency responder?" And I answered, "Yes." And then he said something that touched my heart: "He is a hero, then." He was saying this to me as the bell rang, so I didn't know what else to say but, "thank you," and I walked back to my locker. And when I got home that day, I gave my father a big hug because I had never thought of him as a hero, and more like a goofy old guy. Lots of people get to say that they have fathers. But not a lot of them can say that they are heroes.

10 FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF!

1. You're reading my profile
2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading my profile
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. ;3
11. You are enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there's only suppossed to be ten facts

Copy this if you LOVE warriors!!!

Warriors Fan Oath

I'll remember Brightheart,
When I see a scar on someone's face.
I will think of WindClan,
Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,
When I see a young mother.
I'll remember Violet,
When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,
When nobody believes me.
I will think of Scourge,
When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,
When I find it hard to believe.
I'll be reminded of Princess,
When I see someone who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,
When someone wants to be 'just friends'.
I will think of StarClan,
When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,
Whenever I feel judged.
I will think of Darkstripe,
When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,
When I climb a tree.
I'll remember Midnight,
Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,
When I must follow my heart.
I will think of Hollyleaf,
If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,
When I must prove myself.
I'll remember Spottedleaf,
When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,
When I am feeling strong.
I'll remember Tigerstar,
If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,
When I hear of something far away.
I'll remember Cloudtail,
When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,
Whenever I must choose.
I'll remember Crowfeather,
When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,
Whenever I must be brave.
And I'll remember The Tribe,
When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,
When somebody breaks my heart.
I'll remember Barley,
When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,
When I try to be the best.
I'll remember Firestar,
When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,
If someone abandons me.
I'll remember Ravenpaw,
If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,
When I have a strange dream.
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,
Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,
When my leg is sore.
I'll remember Longtail,
When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,
When I see conflict or strife.
I promise to remember all these cats,

For all of my life.

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down.
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS".
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy".
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face.
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO".
12: Sing along at the opera.
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'.
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom".
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON".
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose".
19: Tell your children (or younger siblings) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile

a real boyfriend

When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and dont let go

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she steals your favorite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she loves you
she really does more than you can understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's okay, don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

- Let her know she's important.

- Don't talk about other girls around her

- Kiss her in the pouring rain

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:

Call you
Kiss you
Love you
Text you

Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend.

Girls post as: "A real boyfriend"

and if you do not re-post this within 4 minutes,
you'll have bad luck
with the one you love.

-HATE EMO?

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

Her name was Auroura,

She was only five,

This is what happened,

When she was alive.

Her dad was a drunk,

Her mum was an addict,

Her parents kept her,

Locked in an attic.

Her only friend was a little toy bear,

It was old and worn out,

And had patches of hair.

She always talked to it,

When no one's around,

She lays there and hugs it,

Not a peep of sound.

Until her parents,

unlock the door,

Some more and more pain,

She'll have to endure.

A bruise on her leg,

A scar on her face,

Why would she be,

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear,

And softly cries,

She loves her parents,

But they want her to die.

She sits in the corner,

Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life,

For a sad little kid,

She'd get beaten and beaten,

For anything she did.

Then one night,

Her mom came home high,

The poor child was hit and slapped,

As hours went by.

Then her mom suddenly,

Grabbed for a blade,

It was sharp and pointy,

One that she made.

She thrust the blade,

Right in her chest,

"You deserve to die

You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out,

Leaving the girl slowly dying.

She grabbed her bear,

And again started crying.

Police showed up,

At the small little house,

They quickly barged in,

Everything was as quiet as a mouse.

One officer slowly,

Opened a door,

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor.

It must have been bad,

To go through so much harm,

But at least she died,

With her best friend in her arms.

Repost this if you are against child abuse

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

ALL WARRIOR FANS READ THIS! NO EVERYONE READ THIS!

10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirt. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the cermony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart. Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, Flash6004, Lunarwing-Hawktalon, LexiLopezi, LavenderCrystalOfRoses

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.t in your profile.

If you're smart and proud of it, insert this in your profile

If you miss Fred Weasley copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

I'm bored...if your bored put this in your profile

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a true friend copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 page book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your pr

If you think Bombur is awesome and hate that he fell into Mirkwood River, copy&paste this onto your profile.

This is a story about god. Read if you believe in him, read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profilet

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Faithrose, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Warriorsfanatic17, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Shatterstream, Fallenheart, Rainstorm, Feathertail1021, Softfrost, Dewsong, Stardawn, SpottedStar -RiverClan Leader-, IcyUmbreon, warriorfreak, Feathertail's Loyalty, Sparkflame. hawkfire111, Twilightmoonstar. sunfur29,Thestormwarrior, Paintedmoon, and Frostpool of Lightningclan, Echopelt, Cheetahstar, Moonbeam141, LavenderCrystalOfRoses

That is a lot of people that want to be a Clan cat...

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

I am insane. Literally. Not someone who would be thrown into a padded room crazy (even though it would be fun) but I am crazy. I listen to soundtracks and know what part of the movie it’s at. I throw my book at the wall (because I love to read) and then feel sorry because I hurt it. I yell at inanimate objects. I still get mad when something bad happens to a character in a movie or a book even though I’ve seen it a bazillion times. The library is my second home. I read books over and over again until I have them memorized and I still read them. I forget where I put things, get mad when I can't find them, and then laugh when I do find them. I can't remember what I did an hour ago, let alone 5 minutes ago. So yeah, I’m crazy.

Your Warriors Name?

1) What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite characters name and the last half of your least favorite character):

Boulderclaw (Clawclaw just is not right)

2) What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warrior's name and mix the letters up.):

C.F. Walace

3) What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark.):

Darksquirrel

4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan):

Ripplebreeze(RiverClan and WindClan)

5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of):

Sandy...

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

This is what happens when bullying gets out of hand! If you want to stop it copy and paste on your profile.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos! ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (I don't know about you, but I don't have X-ray vision :/)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Which would be...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (What?! I LOVE eating frozen dinners!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (...DARN IT!!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Are you sure about that? I thought it would be cold after heating! You learn something everyday, I suppose)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't that be much quicker?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Oh! I had no idea sleep aids could do that!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Gah. I was planning to use them in space!)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (OH NO!!)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (That idea never even occurred to me!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (EAT nuts? Really? No way!)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Okay!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:"Put on fork and eat." (But...I was gonna kill someone with this! Are you telling me I actually have to EAT it?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, Copy and Paste this onto your profile.

Remember when:

HP was just a printer.

FOUR was just a number.

SUGAR CUBES were just something you put in your tea.

You didn't care about ANCIENT GREECE/ROME/EGYPT.

SHIPS were just big boats.

LOOK AT YOU NOW.

if you can relate, copy and paste this onto your profile. and add your name to this list: ihatejasongrace, Queen Rebelle, Leopardbreath, LavenderCrystalOfRoses

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.x

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRATIC, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.X

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.X

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm ADOPTED, so I MUST be unwanted or useless.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandalsX

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.X

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.X

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS/BI'S/LESBIANS, so I must be GAY/BI/LESBIAN TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.X

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.X

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Not that weight actually matters...)

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.X

I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.X

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.X

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so, I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.X

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told).

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.X

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.X

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

My BESTIE is BI, so I MUST be BI TOO.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.X

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.X

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-socialX

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.X

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. Sometimes...

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m am FRIENDS with CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.X

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo, not very good at it, and kind of hate writing.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.X

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.X

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.X

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I CUT, so I MUST be EMO

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I like YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY/LESBIAN.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.X

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friend with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.X

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problem

IM A TOMBOY SO I MUST BE A LESBIAN

IM A GIRLY BOY SO I MUST BE GAY

I LIKE JAPAN SO I MUST LIKE ANIMEX

I HATE ANIME SO I MUST HATE JAPAN

I LIKE RUSSIA SO I MUST BE A communistX

IM A MONARCHIST SO I MUST NOT CARE ABOUT POOR PEOPLE OR FREEDOMX

I HATE democracy SO I MUST HATE FREEDOMX

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If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

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Scroll down to the end of this paragraph,
But while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed scrolling.
Whatever age you are, that is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true.
EX. You are 25 years old it will take 25 minutes.

Go for it!

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Now follow this carefully, it CAN be very rewarding!
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What am I afraid of out of 72 common fears?

[X] the dark
[ ] staying single forever
] being a parent
[ ] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[X] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[X] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[x] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[ ] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
[ ] boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
[ ] rats
[ x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[X] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[X] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone (only sometimes)
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[x] growing up
[x] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[X] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[x] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secrets

Harry Potter

The first character you fell in love with: Ron

The character you never expected to love: Collin Creevey

The character you don't like that everyone else does: Trelawney

The character you're most like: Ginney

The character you'd slap: Draco

Three favorite characters: Hermione, Ron, Flitwick

Pokemon

The first character you fell in love with: Squirtle

The character you never expected to love: James

The character you don't like that everyone else does: Claire (She was alright in the anime, but in the games she was a jerk)

The character you're most like: Misty

The character you'd slap: N

Three favorite characters: Squirtle, James, May

Warriors

The first character you fell in love with: Silverstream

The character you never expected to love: Clawface

The character you don't like that everyone else does: Heatherstar

The character you're most like: Squirrelflight

The character you'd slap: Tigerstar

Three favorite characters: Whitestorm , Runningwind , Cawface

Hobbit

The first character you fell in love with: Bombur

The character you never expected to love: Bombur

The character you don't like that everyone else does: Dori

The character you're most like: Sigrid

The character you'd slap: Thorin The Master (I have finally forgiven Thorin)

Three favorite characters: Bombur, Bilbo, Bifur

Funny Stuff to make people laugh

Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach!

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?

I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!

They never suspect the short one.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia?

Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo?

You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!!

Hey stupid! Your sock is untied...

If my calculations are correct...slinky (plus) escalator= EVERLASTING FUN!!

Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together?

Owww! Charlie!! Charlie bit me...

Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow.

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.

If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.

The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

.I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me," HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.

I didn't use to finish sentences, but now I

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember.

Evolution: True science fiction.

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.

Ha ha! I don’t get it.

I’m not weird, I’m gifted.

It's better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel- let's just hope it's not a train.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you scared?!

The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

I am in shape...round is a shape...

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we continue flying...on broomsticks.

"There is no team in f* you." Ligersrcool's dad

"If i wanted s* i'd squeeze your head." Ligersrcool's dad.
I'm probably the coolest dork you'll ever meet.
I'm cute...now give me my cookies.
Boys in books are just...Better!
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
You couldn't handle me...even in your wildest dreams.
You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.
I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and say, "Give me books!"

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice at people you don't like.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let everyone wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

I find myself falling in love with a character from a book, and wonder if I were there, that they would love me, too.

Madness takes its toll. Make sure you have exact change.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

There are three sides of an argument -- your side, my side and the right side.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I don’t care how much pain you are in, if you hurt yourself in a hilarious way, I’m laughing.

Yesterday was National Day of the Ninja and I was completely unaware of it. Well played, Ninja Day… well played.

If all is not lost, where is it?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I can multitask: I can breath, talk, and annoy you at the same time.

Annoying the world one person at a time.

The sun will come out tomorrow...or else it will be really cold.

Everybody is weird-some of us are just better at showing it.

4 words, 17 letters, say it and I’m yours. “I got dark chocolate!”

I still sing my ABC's to see which letter comes first.

Have you ever woke up, mad at someone because of something they did in your dream?

"I'm not like most girls..." Sure,I say this. But considering what I'm like and what most girls are like...You'd be able to tell.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

Have you ever had a fly land on your computer screen and your first
reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

When I'm bored, nobody texts me, but when I'm busy, my phone blows up.(Well,I don't even have a phone)

When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country.

Ligersrcool's dad(in case you wanna C&P it into your profile): When in doubt empty your magazine. (Magazine is the place where your bullets go)

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

Roses are red, bacon is also red. Poetry is hard... BACON.

Life is a Rollercoaster... and mine needs desperate repairs!

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

Welcome to the dark side. Hehe, surprised we lied about the cookies?

Come to the light side. We have PUDDING!

Welcome to the light side. Sorry, we ran out of pudding.

I went to the dark side. Yeah, they lied about the cookies.

Dear Dark Side, you may have the cookies, but we have the MILK!

I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

"If you listen too much to what people say about you, you will never be who you really are."

"There's a million fish in the sea, infinity stars in the sky, six billion people in this world, but there's only one earth, one sun & one you."

"If you want someone to tell you it's OK, go to mom. If you want revenge though, go to dad."

"Every now and then I have the feeling that I've totally lost my mind. It's a great feeling" -Nightwing

Every cloud that rains on you has a silver lining, but every bolt of lightning that fries you to bits is pure golden!

So, you've finished your story. You've checked it for errors. You've polished it squeaky clean. Your beta (If you have one) Has given it the green light. Now all you have to do is publish it.

Simple...right? Just fill out a form and press a couple buttons...right?

But you can't?

You really really want to, but at the same time you don't?

You feel your fic is out of league?

Think it's too long?

Too short?

Feel like something's missing?

Worried it's too similar to something you've done before?

You love it so much, you worry that you've missed a fatal flaw or people will hate it?

Just published another story, but don't want to get the spotlight off of it yet?

You have an idea, but you think someone could do it better then you?

You feel you just don't have time, even though you know you do?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you have Publishphobia, the fear of publishing. Once in a while, we all get it. It's really frustrating, isn't it? If you have a story you've been wanting to do for a long time, but you just can't get around yourself to do it, then do these things:

Don't Force yourself. A common misconception about phobias is that you can just brush it off and with enough willpower, overcome it completely. That's not true. Instead: Set a date where you know you'll be able to get it there. You shouldn't force yourself, but at least try to be firm with yourself. Tell yourself, "I will publish my story in two weeks!" (Or whatever amount of time you're comfortable with. Try to stay away from really long times though, you may be tempted to put it off even longer when the date finally comes!)

Build up your confidence. Tell yourself both the positives and the negatives of your story. If you feel like you can, share it with your close family and/or friends.

And most importantly, keep an open mind. If someone doesn't like it, check it over for errors. If it offends them, listen to them,but show your story some respect too.

Let your story shine. Remember that even if there are ten flamers on your story, there are probably ten positive reviews too. There are people who might like it but for some reason or another didn't leave a review. Don't hold it against them.

There are unpublished stories out there waiting to be read! Including yours! Yes, you!

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Thank you.