Hey guys, Olive here! I know, I know, I've been practically MIA for five months, and I apologize for that. But I have been pretty busy, and as all FanFiction writers know: real life comes before FanFiction. (Even though it should totally be the other way around!) But I've had a pretty good summer! I was in a production of Fiddler on the Roof which was an amazing experience! And tomorrow at 6 AM I leave for camp for two weeks!

I felt really bad about just leaving this story, so instead I ended it! This was the actual ending, actually, I'm just publishing it earlier than planned. (There's also a guest appearance from some cool characters...)

So I am very sad to say it, but here is the last chapter of this story! (I also changed to title to 161 Things, if you didn't notice)

Thanks to everyone who reviewed, and here we go!

Enjoy!

161. I am not allowed to steal Gandalf's staff and use a spell to transport myself to the future

Fili sighed.

Kili saw this and sighed too.

Fili sighed deeper.

Kili mimicked his brother but only succeeded in gagging on air. Which probably isn't even possible.

Fili sighed even deeper and dramatically flopped over.

"What's the matter?" Kili asked, massaging his throat and making a face.

"I'm bored," Fili moaned putting a hand to his forehead as if he were fainting. "We've been grounded by Thorin; Olive went back to the future; there's no more cronuts left, and I'm so bored!"

Kili knit his eyebrows. "Oh. Is that all?" His brother sent him a glare before getting up slowly and dragging himself out of the room, emitting sad sighs as he went. Kili merely shrugged before sneakily pulling the last cronut out of his pocket and slowly licking the glaze off.

As Fili exited the Prancing Pony, he plopped himself down on the curb of the street and began entertaining himself by playing rock paper scissors with himself. He won every time. Surprise surprise.

His game was cut short when he heard yelling in the distance. He looked up to see Gollum running/squatting down the street screaming: "THE PRECIOUS" as he held a golden ring in his gnarly fingers.

Bilbo was trailing behind him, his short hobbit legs carrying him as fast as they could. "No come back!" He screamed. "Wait!"

Following him was the rest of the company, weapons brandished. "We charge into battle behind our burglar!" Thorin shouted. The rest of them roared in approval.

And lastly, was Gandalf. He held his long grey robes up to his knees. "Fools! Come back! There is no battle!" He stopped right in front of Fili, panting. "Hold this," he instructed the blonde dwarf as he shoved his staff into his hands. "And don't do anything stupid with it until I get back!" The wizard yelled over his shoulder as he pursued the pack.

"Hmmm….." Fili inspected the staff. "I wonder what qualifies as stupid…" He began to formulate an idea but was quickly interrupted.

"WAHOO" His brother screamed as he skipped down the street, cronut held in front of him like a beacon of light. He stopped short, frowning. "Oh, did I miss the parade the Company was in?" Fili absent-mindedly nodded. "Darn it."

"Brother," Fili said slyly, "do you want to go somewhere?"

"Yes!" Kili jumped up and down. "Where?"

"Hmmm…..How does the future sound?"

"Alright," Fili pulled a rumpled piece of paper out of his pocket. "I have the time-travel spell!"

"Where'd you get it?" Kili frowned, still holding his baked good.

"I bought it from some weird girl with colorful hair on the street. She said that all we need to activate the spell is some source of magic! And Gandalf's staff happened to find itself in my possession so..."

"Didn't uncle tell us we aren't allowed to talk to weird girls on the street anymore?"

"She claimed to be a daughter of Hecate who's on a quest. She happened to have a spell so she gave it to me, enough said. She was also with some blonde boy, a pale black haired kid, and a brown haired kid. I don't really know who they were, but the title 'Daughter of Hecate' sounds legit, right?"

"I guess so."

Fili rolled up his sleeves. "Here we go!" He closed his eyes, took Kili's hand and held the staff in his other hand and began reciting the spell.

Yummy french fries-

Kili giggled.

Fili popped one eye open and glared at his brother who cleared his throat and mumbled a quick apology.

Yummy french fries, Aidan and Dean-

"Who're Aidan and Dean?" Kili piped up.

Fili sighed and opened his eyes again. "Kili, if you keep interrupting then we'll never go to the future! As for your question, they must be very important people."

Kili nodded.

Yummy french fries, Aidan and Dean,

Take us back to 2015

With that, Fili slammed the staff down and they were engulfed in light pink and blue smoke.

"We're being eaten by cotton candy!" Kili squealed as he pawed at the air. "Bad cotton candy! Bad!"

When the air cleared, they were standing in a small room.

"Where are we?" Fili asked. They heard a gasp behind them and turned to see Olive sitting in a blue office chair at her laptop, mouth agape.

"Olive!" Kili cheered.

"OMG! You guys are actually here!" Olive squealed." But how?"

Fili held up Gandalf's staff.

"Of course. I shouldn't have even asked…" Olive waved her hand. "But I can't believe it! Ooh! I have to introduce you to BrazilianLOTRFan! Oh, and steelgray! And Alicia457! And Ensignily! And Dwarven Lass…..!" Olive rambled on and on.

"That sounds like an adventure!" Kili beamed.

"I like it, let's go!" Fili cheered.

As they walked out of Olive's room, Kili stopped. "Olive, is this a picture of us on your wall?"

"...Ummmm….."

Meanwhile…...

"Lou?" Will asked, stopping suddenly on the path. Nico stopped as well.

"What?"

"You do realize Chiron only let you take one teleportation spell?"

"...Oh gods….."

"Way to go, Lou. You just had go all fangirl mode and give those dwarves our one ticket home!"

"Shut it, Cecil."

There you have it, guys!

Props to anyone who knew who the guest characters were! (Hint hint: Blood Of Olympus!) Leave a review if you know who they areeeeeeee!

Dwarven Lass: I am so sorry your rules were never published! But I do hope you liked your featurette!

I'm really sad to see this story end, it was such a great experience for me to write this story and I had so much fun doing it! Meeting all of you guys via this story was so fun, you're all so amazing!

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Thanks to everyone who was on this journey with me!

Toodeloo!