"So-s-s-o-o-o-o th-th-enwhat?Thenwhatthenwhat? *BURP*" Yes, you guessed it. Lynn had gotten hyper. After sobbing over the depressing depressingness of BOFA, Rachel had sobered up, which could only mean one thing: Time for more.

"This is what's going to cheer me up? Rachel, I dunno…" Lynn had mumbled, staring at the frapp Rachel was offering her.

"Oh, ye of little faith and caffeine." Rachel sighed. "Drink it or else the depression of the BOFA produced by the incomprehensively wonderful and unbearably evil Peter Jackson will crush your soul with it's soul crushingness." With that, Rachel drank her own Frappucino.

Lynn did the same.

And thus now there were two hyped up adolescent girls with nobody home.

"WELL, AH DARESAY THORIN WAS AN IDIOT!"
"Y-y-yea-ah-*BURP*" Indeed, Frappucinos did unfortunate things to Lynn's digestion.

"THEY WERE ALL IDIOTS, FIGHTIN' OVER SOME STUPiD SHACKALACKA METAL!"

"G-g-gold's not e-e-e-e-e-ex-xx-x-x-x-x-a-a-a-a-a-c-c-c-ct-t-t-t-t-tl-l-l-l-ly-y-y s-s-s-st-t-t-tupid."
"AH DON'T CARE! When he nearly killed Bilbo in his royal tantrum…"
"R-r-r-r-r-r-royal t-t-t-t-tantrum? R-r-r-r-raychee-e-e-e, that mean!"
"YOU THINK'VE A BETTER WAY TO DESCRIBE IT!"
"uh…"
"He was more then stupid...'e was more'n'n idgit…'e was...'e was…" Rachel paused, her hyped up brain searching furiously for a description that might do some justice to the sheer insanity and idiocy the idiotic king had fallen too.

Then, she thought of it.

"DINGBAT!"
"D-d-d-d-d-d-d-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-n-n-n-n-n-nb-b-b-b-b-b-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-tt-t?! Th-th-thathath sounds about right!" Lynn let out a high pitched giggle, immediately followed by a belch.

"THAT SHEER DINGBATTINESS TRANSCENDS UNIVERSES! DIMENSIONS! BLACK HO-Oh wait...that's another Dingbat for another story...He-he-he..."
"ANd ALL THE DINGBAT'S DID NUTTIN ABOUT IT! THAT'S MAKIN' EM ALL DINGBATS! Dingbats, dingbats, dingy-dingy-dingy dingbats…"
"B-b-b-bu-u-u-u-ut-t-t-t-t t-t-t-t- w-w-wh-h-hat h-h-happened w-w-wi-tith t-t-t-t-h-h-h-e-e d-d-d-d-i-i-i-i-ing-g-g-gb-b-b-b-b-at-t-t-t-t t-t-t-t-t-t-"
"Which one? Which one?" Rachel asked eagerly. "Thar be tens o' thousands o' dinbats we just named, lass."
"a-a-a-a-rk-k-k-k-en-ens-s-s-s-tt-t-t-n-n-nne…"
"Of course!" Rachel said excitedly. "The arkenstone's a dingbat! LYNN, YOU'RE A SHACKALACKIN' genius!"
"I-i-i- kn-kn-know!" Lynn answered happily.