Sakura is a study in how to fuck up, she's allowed. She's failed so many times it's a joke, but there are some lines that you simply don't cross. "I don't care if you're the Sage of the Six Paths, I don't care if you're Hokage. You have no right."

Ingredients: A delicate flower and a headstrong general. Procedure: Combine ingredients in one palace, add murder plots and power struggles. Shake vigorously for best results. Itasaku.

"I will be your sword and your shield. Use me as you wish and I will bring honor to your name." He knew her words to be true. Naive. Arrogant. Yet, there was no one he'd rather have by his side. (AU, Historical-Fiction)

"Of course I'd find you," He says, watching her closely with those dark gunmetal eyes of his. "You did kill me, after all." — It starts again in a teahouse, in the heart of a cold war. The dead don't stay dead. Sasori would know her face anywhere.

I want to do things for Yukino Yukinoshita. I want to do nice things to Yukino Yukinoshita. I want to spend time with Yukino Yukinoshita. I want to touch her, hear her voice, watch expressions on her face. What do I do about it all?

The war is over and Sasuke is home for good, but Sakura can't choose between the boys she loves. Sasuke still has his demons and Naruto still fights them and Sakura still follows them both, but this time down a path that none of them expected. Takes place pre-epilogue. Naru/Saku/Sasu F/M/M

Her plan was flawless. Save Shisui. Save the world. Time-travel, Sakura-centric AU

Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.

The offer she's been given is one he'd never let her accept—but rejecting it won't be easy. They build their way out on what remains of her past dreams and his past nightmares. GaaSaku

Step right up! Step right up! Get your inosaku oneshots here! Short ficlets about two terrible, wonderful women-girls who grew up with lives in their hands and soft smiles on their lips and power in their bones. Who love and love. A repository for mouseymightymarvellous' assorted tumblr oneshots. Individual one-shots are tagged appropriately at the beginning of each chapter.

Step right up! Step right up! Get your kakasaku oneshots here! We have fluff. We have angst. We have tense intellectual discussions about the meaning of life. (No, that last one is a lie.) A repository for mouseymightymarvellous' assorted tumblr oneshots. Ongoing project, oneshots individually tagged at the start of each chapter.

It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.

Naruto and Sakura stood there, completely flabbergasted. There stood a girl with determined blue eyes, claiming to be the daughter of Naruto Uzumaki and Sakura Haruno. He knew it couldn't be possible, but for some reason, he believed her. "Um… Sakura-chan… you never had sex with me without me knowing, did you?" he asked, eyeing her suspiciously. NaruSaku.

Sakura is bullied, a dead kekkei genkai is reborn, and things go a little bit...differently. Mokuton!Sakura

She is the girl that has no heart, and he is the man that unknowingly stole it. "You will become my tool. You will fight for me, aid me when I call upon you. And in exchange, I will ensure that you become the most widely-revered kunoichi of your time."

Update: In the wake of the laughable ending, I vented through writing. There were times I would imagine a scene that didn't really go with any particular story I'd been working on. Sometimes I imagined a scene that was part of a potential story I had no urge to write. I am posting them along with some of my shorter one-shots here. Most are NaruSaku related

Post-700:Hokage Naruto has brought on historic changes. Sakura has found contentment in motherhood. With both their eyes firmly set on the present they allow the past to sneak up on them. This story contains an affair. So don't read if it will hurt your feelings. (Director's cut of previously posted story)

After winning her first and only Olympic gold, Haruno Sakura shocks the world by announcing her retirement from skating. When she returns to her little hometown of Konoha, she finds that not much has changed. The same old temples, the same old persimmon trees. Resigned to a quiet life, she settles in for what she hopes will be an uneventful retirement. Skating AU. Itasaku.

Sakura sees dead people. Well, two dead people to be exact. Everything changes. Sakura-centric. Indra/Sakura/Ashura

A collection of unrelated, mostly lighthearted GaaSaku ficlets. The pair seems to enjoy giving each other a hard time . . .

A collection of oneshot writing prompts all on the subject of inheritance or something else from tumblr, each one a story unto itself. Sakuracentric with multiple pairings. Request are managed on tumblr.

High-flying lawyer Ino Yamanaka is scrambling complete this year's mandatory pro bono service hours. She takes on what should've been a simple case – except, well, her client is Deidara. As it turns out, prissy ice queens and volatile ex-cons do not play nice. Deidara x Ino.

"He pants against her lips, the space between them like a chasm and he reminds himself – this is not how it's supposed to happen." - Hatake Kakashi and Yuuhi Kurenai. The dawn of an era.

Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.

In which Sasuke is salty about the fact that his brother is 18 and still single. Then he decides to do something about it. crack-fic, non-massacre AU, one-shot.

"You will not join her," he breathes decidedly in the space between them. The space that is slowly closing. This is him not pretending anymore." - Hyuuga Hinata and Uchiha Sasuke. Just outside their windowsill, heartbreak still hangs heavy.

Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.

No loner, no Nonsense and no bullshit. Just a plain story to balance out my bloodthirst.

At the end of the day, the women who attract Kakashi Hatake tend to fall into three categories. Icha Icha should have prepared him for this. KakaSaku.

Deidara "acquires" the best medic to heal Itachi, as per Pain's orders. Sakura finds that being held captive doesn't really agree with her. Rewrite&Re-post. [BAMF Sakura, as always][Canon Divergent, too]

Where Sasuke finds out about one of his brother's most intimate secrets in the worst possible way. ItaSaku/Non-mass.

Sakura had been standing next to her cousin, smiling carelessly, but then the world shifted, and blink, she was gone. Flung back into the middle of the Third Shinobi War and armed with only a kunai and a hair-clip, she makes her stand. It's not about what she did in the past, but rather what she didn't do. Action, adventure, and a slow, burning romance. See inside for pairings.

"Somehow, she figured indifference would hurt less on a face that wasn't Sasuke's. She discovers too late that she is wrong." - Post-war Inuzuka Kiba and Haruno Sakura. Reconciling what they need and what they deserve – namely each other.

During her training with Tsunade Sakura starts to have very vivid daydreams about Naruto and herself on his training trip. Meanwhile, Naruto has to deal with the fact that whenever he uses his Shadow Clone Jutsu an irritable Sakura appears. Narusaku

Valentine's Day - a day of love, pink, and chocolates. In the spirit of the coming holiday, Hiratsuka-sensei gives her Modern Japanese periods an assignment: write a love letter. So naturally, Hikigaya writes a love letter to the person he loves the most.

When friendship blossoms into something more. Themes and ratings vary. One-shot series. TaiChihaya

Historical-ish AU. MadaSaku. In his campaign to unite the land under one rule to instill peace, Madara encounters a tribe of assassins not to be trifled with. Written for MadaSaku Week on tumblr. madasakuweek.

She always knew she was a natural at genjutsu but what she didn't know was that being a natural meant she had some immense talent when it comes to spiritual energy. Well at least that's what the cheerful raven haired boy who apparently drowned himself on purpose said.

In which Sakura is just done with everyone around her, no matter the universe or situation. Or: a series of short drabbles of various Sakura ships offered up for your enjoyment. (To not be taken seriously in any way whatsoever.) (You have been warned.) I'M NOT TAKING ANY MORE PROMPTS AT THIS TIME. Rated T.

A man with red eyes and a woman with pink hair, both legends in their own right (though one might be a bit more legendary than the other). When she falls from the sky and right into his lap, Sakura unknowingly kicks off a series of firsts for Tobirama that he truly doesn't appreciate. At first, that is. Pure unadulterated fluff. Timetravel!Sakura. [TobiSaku] Prequel to 'Cold Spots'

Eight years after the Fourth Shinobi World War, Naruto is beset with problems: restoring Konoha from ruins, marrying a girl against his will, and dealing with ill health. Concerned, his staff hire a personal physician in the hopes of curing him, an act that comes with unintended consequences. [Naruto x Sakura]

Some things come on suddenly. Some things have always laid dormant. As Sakura gets reacquainted with an old companion, she finds the end of war does not mean the end of struggle, and that there are many ways in which trauma exacts its toll. "I don't want to be a patient," she said through gritted teeth, "and I don't want to be a psychopath either." And then, spat out, "Help me."

IndraSakura. Modern AU. When Sasuke fails to show up as a model at Ino's fashion show, at least he's courteous enough to send a replacement... who's been biding his time to meet Sakura again. Cautiously rated M for mention of things off-scene.

When a familiar face comes back into her life, Sakura makes a decision that unwittingly unites their causes. She finds herself playing a dangerous game of give and take with a man who makes no promises but always pays his debts. [SasoSaku. Sequel to Schadenfreude and Aces & Eights.]

One-Shot. Post!Timeskip. The whole point was to get the best date; that meant the richest and classiest guy, right? Sakura realizes what she has taken for granted and Ino learns a lesson in value. NaruSaku NaruIno!Friendship

"Personally, I think a crew-wide orgy would suit them better." - In which Naruto and Sakura engage in a shipping war involving a popular manga, Hinata spends four whole days with Naruto, and a pirate-ninja rivalry is not invoked, for a change.

Kakashi doesn't understand his genin team. (He hopes he never will.) Featuring: strip poker, deceptive puddles, several books, two conspiracies, and no ducks.

Post chapter 698. Maybe there really was a happy ending after all. [Team 7 centric. NaruSaku]

COMPLETE. Tobirama is willing to give absolutely anything for Hashirama and his dream.

Endings are never as clean as the books make them out to be. — narusaku, chapter 699 and beyond.

Sakura finds herself trapped in the past and discovers a new family along the way, however unwilling she may be. Time travel. Fix-it fic. Sakura-centric.

Summary: everyone has a soulmate, but their marks are sealed as they enter the academy. The seals are only to be released when one passes the jonin exam, or when one turns the legal age of twenty (kakasaku with hints of narusaku).

Naruto calls bullshit on this whole reincarnation thing, because Sasuke couldn't possibly be Madara's reincarnation, if he was standing in front of them, and trying to single-handedly take over the world, right? And since the Nidaime's morally ambiguous forbidden jutsu clearly worked… (Warnings: highly suggestive themes)

she will bring down a god for them and carve her name out into this world with her bare hands. sasusaku-ish.

Sakura Haruno was elbow deep in Naruto Uzumaki's guts when he asked her to marry him. It was so not the right time. But she still said yes.

"Sakura, I ask again, why are you ok with this?" She ignored him. "I had only one condition for myself… I would let you go if you were happy. I wouldn't go until I knew you were happy. Whether it was with me, or with someone else, I would willingly to step aside. For a brief moment… or a moment too long… I lost sight of that." NaruSaku, image by blissfulgold

in which Naruto asks Sakura about that time she literally reached into his chest and grabbed his heart with her bare hand.

They know that it's never too late, but they just can't. Short drabble. Post-war.

In other words an ending that most fans may be able to live with...possibly. Please read the Authors Note before the story!

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

For Naruto, bringing Sasuke home is like fitting the last piece in the puzzle. It is all he's worked for. But Sasuke has changed in ways Naruto never expected. And Sakura seems to have fallen for him all over again. While those around him change, Naruto still stands by their old Team 7 bond. But will that choice cost him the ones he loves most? AU. Angsty NS.

It took her a while before Sakura was convinced that she was once again in her twelve year old body, but by that time it was too late. •Time-Travel / AU•

Sakura and Shikamaru find each other in the woods one night. Like magnets, they just keep coming back together.

COMPLETE. With the Kyuubi's help, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke have successfully landed in the past, armed with a completely fleshed-out plan to get rid of the bad guys and save the world. (Again.) The only problem? When it comes to the transmigration of souls and time-travel jutsus done under the influence, Kurama has absolutely, incredibly terrible aim.

Shinachiku was born only a week ago to the new parents Naruto and Sakura. Naruto relishes in his new life with his new son. NaruSaku

NaruSaku: A series of one-shots post-700 where Naruto and Sakura deal with feelings that shouldn't exist.

Every ninja wants some special technique or talent that they can call their own; it's practically an unspoken rule that you have to have one to make a name for yourself in the world (or at least to survive for very long in it.) Unfortunately, the best tricks often come down to who your parents were- but there's always one jackass who just can't keep it in his pants... (AU: Sakura)

Hokage-it was Naruto's dream, just as Sasuke was his promise. And for a short, glorious time, he had them both. But when tragedy strikes, it is Sakura who must continue to bear the reality of the dream: endless paperwork, bickering Kage, and political factions.

A set of drabbles revolving around Naruto, Sakura, and their children. It turns out that, when the war ends, these two get busy. Real busy.

Future fic. At the end of high school, Hachiman never did forsake his philosophy. He and Yukino part ways to pursue the lives of loners. Years later, they meet again, but there is no possibility of an innocent high school romance now. Rated for adult themes.

Where Sakura gets assigned to teach her own team and Kakashi becomes confused about everything. - A light story told in 100 word bits [KakaSaku]

There are very good reasons Sakura usually tries to watch what she says, and avoiding situations like this is one of the main ones. OneShot Crackfic some NaruSaku towards the end

A Retelling.

By Masashi Kishimoto. That other one? Oh no, that's a fanfiction.

'They're asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,' Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]

Naruto has earned the acknowledgment of the Shinobi World and must now face the responsibility that comes along with it. The war was won, but choices have to be made and things need to be done as another, more pressing challenge looms around the corner. Post war, canonverse

NaruSaku and light SasuSaku. One-shot. "I could have loved her," Sasuke says flatly. "If she'd just given me the chance—" "Sakura gave you all the chances in the world," Kakashi cuts in, stern. "You underestimated her. And you underestimated her ability to walk away from you. At the core of it all, that's where things went wrong."

Of teenage prodigies, their parents and administrative problems

"Because yeah, idiot, I do want to date you." —NaruSaku.

Madara requires a wife, and this is totally not what Mito signed up for. MadaMito and one-sided HashiMada.

"I could dirty talk you under the table." Suigetsu and Ino. Torture and Interrogation, obviously.

"This belongs to you." She hissed at him, thrusting his older cousin towards him as if he were the guilty owner responsible for the misbehaving puppy that had just peed on her carpet. [oneshot] AU non-mass CRACK [slight ItaSaku]

Sasuke wants Naruto. Naruto is getting married to Hinata. Oh no.

Kakashi watches as his student grow to be more physically comfortable with one another. He finds it kinda ridiculous.

After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.

Gaara pinched the bridge of his nose, and muttered more to himself than anyone else, "I am not going to have a say in this, am I?" Set during the 4th Shinobi War. GaaSaku

They thought that the marriage happened for all the wrong reasons. If only they tried to read the truth behind each other's actions, then perhaps they would see that they could have been happy together.

Sakura imagined many firsts with Sasuke, but reality can leave its own impressions.

Theme Collection. 022. Ersatz: She, more than anyone else, knew when to tell if he was hurting inside; and she, more than anyone else, knew just how to make it all better.

After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.

For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU

So now Sakura wants to be Hokage. Eh. Why not. Spoilerish 632.

GaaSaku Canon-verse AU. Non-compliant with Fourth Shinobi War Arc. Chi ama mi, ama il mio cane. For Gaara and Sakura, that particular Italian proverb had never been more apt.

The horrors of war are acutely felt by soldiers, but it is the healers who bear the burden of dealing mercy or salvation. When help arrives in the form of the Raikage's withdrawn bodyguard, Sakura begins to wonder if there's a difference.

After years of silence the Akatsuki are active again. Her allies uncertain, the Godaime sends two teams - one for a potential offensive strike and another for covert surveillance. Who would have guessed that Shikamaru and Sakura could fake it as newlyweds so well? ShikaSaku with early (one-sided) hints of SasuSaku. COMPLETE.

Neji/Sakura. AU. In a person that she initially didn't want anything to do with, she suddenly sees a myriad of colors, entire worlds of beauty that she's never noticed before. [Sequel to "Skeptics and True Believers"]

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.

Their attraction was simply mercurial; slippery, hot, and intangible. She couldn't handle it. PeinSaku

All she's ever wanted is to confirm her existence. All he's ever wanted is to immortalize his existence. And somewhere along the way, they realize the only part that really matters is simply existing together.

As Sakura sat there in nothing but her underwear, a bottle of sake in hand and the arms of a pair of extremely drunk criminals draped over her shoulders, she realized that everything she thought she knew about the Akatsuki was dead wrong. • AkaSaku • [BEING REWRITTEN]

20 prompts inspiring 20 ficlets of varying length, genre and connectivity. Some AU. Do not read if prone to cavities. "Sakura grins. When he rights himself, through the fractures of his face, Sasori does the same." Appreciate that the only victim here is Deidara. SasoSaku.

"Well, he did just give you his first born son, after all." There's nothing like unplanned parenthood to make you grow up fast, as Sakura's learning. Especially when you're ten.

And the downward spiral to madness - or is it something else? - begins. KakaSaku

Sakura is sixteen. Genma is on the hunt, Kakashi is worried, Shikamaru is amused and Asuma... well, Asuma is being the loyal friend as usual. That is, at least until that night that they all have to spend in the Hotel Blue Orchid on a mission...

Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.

All those in favor of Dark!Naruto, Sexy!Hinata, Cute!Sakura, and Playboy!Sasuke, raise your hands. Movie spoilerific.

"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.

But most of all, he cherished a smile. It wasn't his own smile, no— well, not the one on his face. He did like to think of it as his in private, though. And he was willing to do most anything just to see it. 23 drabbles of NaruSaku fluff, one a day for a special reason.

Sasuke's thoughts as Sakura walks down the aisle towards his former best friend. ::narusaku/sasusaku::

The past should stay dead and buried, but it won't if Naruto can't let go. Naruto/Sakura

Because Shakespeare was a misogynist, and Sakura doesn't appreciate that.

They told him he was Sasuke. Was he mad to believe they were wrong? Optional sequel now up

My mom got called away on some kind of business trip yesterday, so my brother Nagato and I have to stay home alone for a couple of weeks. And since he just can't stand the thought of leaving me to my own devices, Jerk-face over here decided that he's gonna drag me along to his stupid little group meeting. Kill me now. [AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.]

Because /I love you/ is such a sorry excuse for words. — Naruto/Sakura.

Naruto is convinced that Sakura is pregnant. NaruSaku.

An OOC potion contaminates Konoha's water supply. Next thing Sakura knows, Naruto's a nihilistic philosopher puffing pot, Sasuke's the next Miss Daisy Sunshine, and... "Sakura-darling," Itachi scoffs, "it's not glitter, it's bli-ing."

NaruSaku, NaruSasu, SasuSaku- NaruSakuSasu? OMFG! WTF! A romantic comedy starring various constellations of Team 7's star-crossed lovers. Het, yaoi, a love triangle, a threesome? You have been warned! Much smexy-ness! Full summary inside!

Sometimes what you see is what you get. Sometimes not. Sometimes only a select few know what really goes on behind the scenes. Sakura and Shikamaru are both aware of this and they prefer to keep some secrets to themselves. Shikasaku.

AU. Team 7 faces difficulties no matter where or when they live, but in the end, they're still Team 7. Secondary: Team 10. NaruSaku, SasuSaku hints, ShikaTema, ChoIno hints, KibaHina hints.

Being curious about a person is a dangerous state to be caught in. / /Slightly Mature. Not to the point to necessitate an M rating, but consider this a heads-up.

There are countless ways to kill and torture a person. When he is forced to kidnap a dead man's daughter, Naruto Uzumaki has to acknowledge that love is the deadliest blade of them all. Modern-fic.

It was supposed to be a simple solution to their immediate problems. But maybe they took more than they can chew?

Saya and Nobuyuki Haruno stood and smiled when their daughter stepped out of her car, bright and capable as ever. And they dropped their jaws when they saw the boyfriend's face covered in piercings. PainSaku Drabblefic. Kind of.

People pick up traits of their mentors. Naruto has a frogshaped wallet and a perverted jutsu. Sasuke has homicidal urges and a tendency to scare little boys. And I’ve suddenly become the Legendary Sucker and could really use a strong drink.

"I may have, um, destroyed the statue containing the eight Bijuu." Naruto stammered. "I think I, ah, accidently missed with Rasenshuriken and I, er, kind of hit the statue. It-" he coughed uncomfortably. "disentigrated." /NaruSaku\ Timetravel!Sannin Era

From watching her heal the sick and throttle the living daylights out of her best friend, Itachi discovers that there's a lot more to Haruno Sakura than he expects. Non-massacre. Itasaku.

In which Sasuke tries to do something nice for Naruto and Sakura's first anniversary. Hilarity ensues. Post-series au, language, minor sensuality, mention of mature themes, NaruSaku

He admired her. This was the woman Naruto was in love with. — Naruto/Sakura.

Five boys Haruno Sakura kissed, and the one she never would.

Sakura nearly dies on the battlefield, and when she opens her eyes again it is not to the same Konoha she knows. — narusaku.

Ino tells Sakura she doesn't know how to flirt and have fun. Sakura sets out to prove her wrong, and Shikamaru ends up her unsuspecting victim.

"So, here's my plan, Uchiha: You read all of these letters and realize what an idiot you were for leaving the village. You ask to be reinstated, I grant your request, and I kick your scrawny tail for all the trouble you've caused. Everyone lives happily ever after. The end. I expect your answer soon, and I expect it to be satisfactory. OR ELSE." Signed, Tsunade. [Crack!fic.]

"Naruto, you shouldn't endanger yourself—" "Stop it," he snapped. Dropping his arm to hook under her seat, Naruto pulled her firmly onto his hip, locking her to him. Sakura gasped, suddenly aware of just how very close they were. N/S oneshot. M.

Sakura isn't terribly sure she's doing the right thing when she kisses Naruto. NaruSaku, post-series au

"Stay," he half-groaned. Sakura paused, tempted. "You have no idea what you're saying." "I may be an old man, but I'm not senile yet." KakaSaku

Set right after ep. 2x02. There are people you are with that only make you more lonely than ever.

They are complete strangers…yet they might as well be lovers.

...Give me the news. Sakura is the doctor, Naruto is her patient, and it all just goes uphill from there. NaruSaku.

Freedom or death, happiness or loneliness. What's real and what is a dream? SAKURA. SASUKE. NARUTO. Which will you choose?

Of all the ridiculous missions Tsunade has assigned Sakura in the past, this one takes the cake.

Because it took the cold feel of the empty sheets next to him to realize it. Sex’s not love. NaruSaku

AltRe. Just when Sakura thought things couldn't get worse, she's forced to deal with a cool, infuriating Uchiha. Compelled by her skill and abrasive attitude, said Uchiha finds the medic... intriguing. Clearly, Fate was out of its bloody mind. ItaSaku.

Fugaku Uchiha wants grandchildren. So, what is the big deal? Ask Itachi. Non massacre. Almost CRACK. Ita-Saku.

Imagine her surprise when Sakura came to find her clothes missing and a very self-satisfied Uchiha Itachi standing at the only exit of the girls' locker room. [AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.]

New Year's with the Uchiha's couldn't be so bad, right? Right? "Mother, you're choking her." Scratch that. It was going to be a nightmare. — Sequel to "Fifteen Is A Good Age For Having Kids, You Know." [AU. Crack-ish.]

Series of NaruSaku request drabbles. Possible current manga spoilers.

The daffodils were far too bright, she observed, it was already nightfall and their light was keeping her awake. NaruSaku, oneshot.

When Arthur and Morgana were children they tried to push each other out of trees, twenty years later and they're scuffling drunkenly over who gets to wear the crown.

Naruto's deranged obsession with Uchiha Sasuke started at the age of negative one. Minato/Mikoto, hints of others.

“Tell me, Miss Haruno, have you ever been with a man?” And so begins her sexual awakening in the name of art.

just a short drabble, naruto/sakura. Perhaps AU, perhaps just 'not yet'. Sakura has always had certain rules when it comes to him. He's just not sure when they started changing...

Neji/Sakura. AU. “It’s a good luck charm.” “Good luck charm?” “You’re obviously going to need it if you go through those rapist-infested subway stations every morning.” “I’m…touched.”

Naruto brings Sasuke back to Sakura. Many, many times over. Sasuke does not appreciate; not the blood and definitely not the angst. For NaruSaku challenge: Sugar & Spice. Team 7 Love. Revised.

They never discuss it, never talk about why or when or how long it will continue. In a way, it's better like this. The not knowing. These secret moments in the dark. DeiSaku.

The wedding bells sing and everything in the world is perfect. But he's not here to see her on her happiest day, and it's enough to turn the world upside down. NaruSaku Slight SasuSaku

"So, Sakura-chan!" she chirped. "When can I be expecting grandchildren?" I choked on my food. Dear Lord, what is WRONG with this woman? — Sequel to "Eighteen Is The Legal Age For Marriage, You Know." Prequel to "Seventeen Is The Best Age For Engagement, You Know." [AU. Crack-ish.]

"Also," his father continued, raising a bit of curiosity in Itachi, "if you're going to take over my position in a few years, you'll need to find a suitable wife." Across the table, Sasuke choked on his breakfast. Mikoto squealed. "Yes! I can't wait to be a grandmother!" — Prequel to "Fifteen Is A Good Age For Having Kids, You Know." [AU. Crack-ish.]

Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.

The perfect woman is a goddess in the kitchen, an angel in society, and a devil in bed. SAKURA. Drabble collection, multi-pairings.

Short stories about Sai, Sakura, and their strange attempts at bonding. Eleven: Sai throws a jealous rampage, or at least he thinks he does.

There are eighty-nine and a half reasons that Haruno Sakura should resist her Hokage’s advances. She knows because she’s actually made the list. Very irreverent NaruSaku.

-Kakasaku- The first time he sleeps with her, he doesn't love her. A non-traditional shinobi love story: because once ninja are involved, the whole process gets a whole lot more complicated.

It doesn't always end up as planed. SHIKAMARU. SAKURA. The road there is the fun part.

Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.

Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.

-KakaSaku- "You know, molesting me just to get at the bells is distinctly cheating at this exercise."

They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.

Three genii. Three corners of one triangle. A collection of NejiSakuShika works. Latest entry: twenty-five drabbles, regarding our favorite couple...

Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:

He's bleeding out, and for the life of her, she doesn't know what to do. Confessions in all the wrong places. BI-SHOT. Contains CITRUS. NaruSaku

It seemed he would never get over Haruno Sakura and it burned him, not just in the disappointment, but in the irony.

Because nothing can happen; it's Naruto. He always comes back. He's practically indestructible. NaruSaku.

Once upon a time... the village fell in love with a lie.

SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.

To her it is as natural as breathing. She wouldn't know how to keep men from adoring her, even if she tried. KakaSaku.

Sometimes words are all a shinobi can have. NaruSaku.

This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku

Sakura is fed up with being the bridesmaid but never the bride and goes to confront Naruto about his most indecent lack of proposals. narusaku

Two different oneshots wherein Sasuke makes his way back to Konoha, with Suigetsu, Karin, and Juugo in tow. Contains manga spoilers.

NaruSaku,one-shot,based somewhat on original plot by Kishimoto. She didn't care about anything else, she just needed to know that he was alive.

Someone's done something to Hokage Mountain, but for once it wasn't Naruto... though of course everyone thinks it was him, including Sakura. Three separate but related stories revolving around Naruto and Sakura.

Short Naruto/Sakura WAFF piece for the Heaven and Earth fanfic contest. Tied for first place.

A simple undercover mission goes awry when Naruto and Sakura try their hand at improvisation. Oneshot. Collab with singeivoire.

My kingdom for a breakaway.” Unfortunately, Sakura’s kingdom isn’t that big, and the breakaway isn’t that eager to help. SAKURA. KIMIMARO. On bookstores, low budgets, secret jobs, chance encounters, and an old lady with really long hair. Who is actually.

Had he just said that out loud? Kakashi suddenly felt the urge to try out one of those suicide jutsus he'd been saving for a rainy day."

Uhoh...now Naruto's done it! He's on the run, with a homicidal Sakura on his heels and his only companions Sasuke, Itachi, Kisame, Orochimaru, and Kabuto! But is Sakura's anger what it seems? Prepare to laugh! Rated for language & innuendo.

The genjutsu genius of Konoha, Kurenai Yuuhi, writes a letter to someone who does not yet exist.

Introspective Tanda reflects on healing. TandaxBalsa

In which Naruto gets drunk, comes onto Sakura and she doesn't punch his lights out. Too bad Naruto's not called the number one unpredictable ninja for nothing. LIME ONE SHOT NaruSaku

Or There's a Ninja On the Ceiling. Our favorite genin have a little bash at Naruto's house. Be prepared for Twister, Karaoke, DDR, bad movies, and drunken ninjas. Definitely drunk ninjas.

Don't we all love Naruto and want him to have what he wants, even if he has no idea what familial bliss entails? [NaruSaku family goodness]

In which Sakura wants to be most precious in someone's heart, and Sasuke tries to oblige. Not all love stories are romances because some are better. [sasusaku] [oneshot]

Torture and Interrogation as a second job doesn’t work. Good thing the walls don’t talk. SAKURA. SAI. On mating rituals. And blankets.

Naruto finally confesses to Sakura, with a little help from her. NaruSaku, lots of WAFF

It’s not about the thrill of getting caught what moves them, but the creativity. SAKURA. SAI. 20 truths the world never knew about Sakura and Sai. And some that were speculated.

Facts of Life: Girls crushed on boys, girls were rejected by boys, girls developed fantastic vengeance issues and sometimes became sufficiently embittered to join a nunnery. Of course, Facts never really apply to Life. Or Haruno Sakura. [SasuSaku]

In a place where neither of them belong, they both find room to belong to one another. Deidara and Sakura.

The Hyuuga heir and the Uchiha heir and Sai No Last Name all go out for ramen Thursday nights, where they talk of many interesting things. Like Kakashi and Jiraiya approved subjects. Not all of which are conducive to sanity. [crack!fic of Team 7 love]

[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.

As it turns out, Sasuke isn’t very sexy. Sakura x Sasuke.

summary: How far will the Kou princess go to retrieve her precious stolen pin?Sakujun x Shuurei

Sangria. Scarlet. Amaranth. Crimson. Cerise. Alizarin. Vermilion. These are the colors of their lives entwined.

Nascence, Sakura said, means beginning. A beginning of war, pain, betrayal. A beginning of a year, love, life. The beginning of everything in the world, Neji... everything good and bad and in between. The beginning of me and you. Of everything. [NejiSaku]

Naruto's idea of smiling for the camera does not coincide with Sakura's. NaruSaku oneshot. Rated T for mild swearing.

He wonders what it must be like to be the giver and not the receiver, the healer and not the resigned patient. It’s been years since he’s had to wonder if he has cold hands. HayatexSakura oneshot, rated for content.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Amidst bad weather and rising temperature Shuurei and Seiran discover a mutual attraction hidden beneath the surfaceSeiran x Shuurei

Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru

[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!

"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.

Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.

And the only way to deal with crazy people, she knew, was to comply with their demands and not make any sudden movement. Naruto/Sakura.

Sakura notices something odd in the mirror, and since her mother seems hesitant to explain what's going on, she decides to find her own answers...but is she ready for the truth? First place winner in the 2006 Great Heaven and Earth Fanfiction Contest.

I think the title speaks for itself, don't you? NaruSaku, SasuSaku

NarutoSakura oneshots to the tune of thirty kisses. It goes way beyond chemistry and crushes, baby. [ongoing, ratings vary for each story]

If, when I say I may fade like a sigh if I stay. You minimize my movement anyway, I must persuade you another way. One ShotSemisongfic. Sakura & Naruto. Lime.

Sakura is finally free, finally independant, finally living one her own. If only Naruto hadn't blown a hole in her bathroom wall. SAKURA. NARUTO. SASUKE. KAKASHI. OTHERS. This is where you laugh at life. AU. Verily.

Love perpetuates cliche. HaruhixKyouya.

She had been the one to kiss him first. NaruSaku oneshot. Manga spoilers. Some mature themes.

[Sequel to Seeking Comfort] How does the budding relationship of Neji and Sakura fare as Gai laments, Hiashi throws a party, Lee investigates, Shino still gossips, and Chouji loses sleeps? Manga timeline pre-246.

Naruto has loved Sakura since they were fifteen, when she punched the ground and created a minor earthquake. Written for the 20 truths lj community.

AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?

Picking up the pieces is easy. It's fitting them back together that's hard. Narusaku. [COMPLETE]

Ninjas don't know how to have normal relationships. Honesty and romance are just not a part of the package. [Sakura and Kakashi, Manga based and years down the road]

She can't bear to hurt him, so why does it seem to come so naturally to her... [ NaruSaku ]

This is why ninja's shouldn't use the internet.

Lee challenges, Neji loses. Now, Neji must do Lee's bidding for one month. [NejiSaku, SOME LeeSaku]

The members of Team 7 don't have much use for speaking anymore. Some people understand and others can't comprehend it. NarutoSakuraSasuke pairing.

Sakura is sure. Sasuke isn't. And Naruto is just Naruto. [NaruSakuSasu oneshot]

Hyuga is a house with many rooms. A Neji & Hinata centered fic. Expect madness, love, sex, and murder. This is the story of two lives and as such the parings will change. NaruHina, NejiHina. COMPLETE. Part One of the Invictus Arc.

[Ino Vignette, absolutely NO pairing] What Team Ten does when they have spare time. Or more specifically, what Ino does on her spare time while her teammates watch on in apathetic confusion with a wise amount of precautious fear.

Sasuke's moment comes, Ino has some fun, Tenten strikes a blow for the underdog, Hinata soaks up grief she doesn't deserve, Sakura receives some shocking news and Naruto takes it 'like a man.' Rough roads ahead for all.

This is an unnecessary part to a much bigger brainchild. 5254 words. narutoXsakura[Xsasuke] A threesome fic with only two people coupling. Odd, I know [FanArt Available]

It almost proves to be more than they can handle. Thankfully, almost doesn’t count. NaruSakuGaa, OT3, somewhat dark oneshot.

[Manga based, Haruno Sakura character study, oneshot] She's a collector of monsters and strays, which is strange because you wouldn't know it if you looked at her.

Naruto and Sakura realise that some things change, and then some things never do. Post time jump. Oneshot.

Tenten and Lee discover Neji's deepest, darkest secret. Not all things are what they seem to be...

In a life after Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura pick up the pieces and salvage a life without him. Written five years ago; a very grim What-If tale.

He gave her everything. [Naruto x Sakura, NaruSaku oneshot, Chapter 2 is the extended version of chapter 1]

Photographs are for those who want to forget, Naruto says. Diaries are for those who want to wallow in their misery. Sakura's view is slightly different.

Maybe we all go a little mad sometimes. Maybe everything needs to go up in flames sometimes. Maybe Sasuke should have paid more attention to her than he did this time...

The biggest pervert on Team Seven might not be who you'd think. (SakuNaruSasu one-shot ficlet)

SasuSaku, in a very different and probably disturbing light. The world cannot stand still, life goes on, and vengeance becomes one single cruel circle.

In which Haruno Sakura learns to stop worrying, and love the slugs. (eventual NaruSaku; spoilers for Manga 245 and upward)

[Completed] This summer in Konoha...Neji jokes, Sakura flirts, Shino gossips, and Chouji eats. Manga timeline, peeps.

She's slowly getting used to having him around. NarutoSakura

NaruSaku. Everything to everyone, Naruto thinks that he can never be what he really wants to one important person.

one-shot; Naruto x Sakura; but I wait only for you.

[AU; post-Chuunin exams; Sakura-centric; oneshot] She cuts her hair at twelve. At thirty-five it's long again. But there is a long way between twelve and thirty-five.

Hearing soft murmurs to someone that isn't me against this skin that isn't mine, I come to a decision. I don't think I can do this anymore." yaoihet,SasuNa,SakuSas. Hard R.

Life goes on. Seasons turn. People grow, change, age, and wither away. Families are born, shattered, and reconstituted all in the space of a single lifetime. There is always another generation to take the place of the ones who fall. One-Shot

Life is rarely ever what you imagine when you're thirteen. Hinata One-Shot

And now the wolf is at my door, and things are never going to be like before. KakaSaku. Important Notice in Chapter 4