Our current obsession with creativity is the result
of our continued striving for immortality in an era
when most people no longer believe in an afterlife.
~Arianna Huffington

U P D A T E S . F O R . Y O U R . C O N V E N I E N C E

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

I need to write. Gods, I really need to write...

I've been so busy and stressed and [insert melange of excuses]. Real life makes me want to punch orphans sometimes. Not literal orphans. Like little imaginary ones with creepy eyes and slasher smiles. I will get another chapter out or a oneshot or something soon. I promise. Until then feel free to hate me. I'm sorry if I inspire you to punch orphans too. I hope this half-assed promise helps subdue your burning rage.

xx. Bon Vivant

G E N E R A L . I N F O R M A T I O N . A B O U T . M E

My name is Roslyn Nicole. I do prefer to be called by both, but either is acceptable by itself.

I’m fifteen years of age, and I’m sophomore at a little hicktown high school in Kentucky. I generally don’t have any complaints about this. 'Generally' being intentionally vague because I like to complain about everything at least sometimes.

Other than that I’m a pretty simple person. I could totally sum this up with ‘I see the world in black and white; I like what I like, and I dislike what I dislike’, but that would just be to simple, and wouldn’t give you any conversation icebreakers. xD

Likes: Horror Novels ● Speaking French ● Greek Food ● Black Coffee ● Writing ● Traveling ● Dirt Roads ● Countryside ● Unusual People ● Philosophy ● Theology ● Mythology ● Rain ● Pillows ● Fresh Cotton ● Grape Soda ● Early Morning ● Kit-Kats ● Infomercials ● Classic Literature ● Russian Culture ● Role-playing ● Manga ● Western Comics ● History ● Trashy Romance Novels ● Vague Concepts ● Questions ● Warmth ● Cloudless Windy Days ● Proverbs ● Crossword Puzzles ● White Tea

Dislikes: The News ● Apocalypse Theories ● Storms ● Ignorance ● General Rudeness ● Cheating ● Lairs ● Friday ● Headaches ● Stereotypes ● Writer’s Block ● Homework ● Plain Cola ● Anorexic Literature ● Awkward Silence ● Easily Offended People ● ‘The Easy Way Out’ Endings ● Metal ● Filthy Lyrics ● Stuttering ● TV Programs ● Shallow Teen Romance ● Meaningless Anything ● People Who Babble ● Abandoned Stories ● Hate Mail ● Diet Coke

I . H A V E . F A V O R I T E S

Because you know that you are secretly very, very curious. . .

Books: Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte ● Imperial Bedrooms by Brent Easton Ellis ● On Writing by Stephen King ● Lolita by Vladmir Nabokov ● Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk ● Fury by Koren Zailckas ● Burned by Ellen Hopkins ● Bag of Bones by Stephen King ● The Devil in the White City by Erik Larson ● The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern ● House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski

Movies: Silence of the Lambs ● Rose Red ● The Rite ● Inception ● Secret Window ● Hannibal Rising ● Milk ● The Wolfman ● A Clockwork Orange ● Freaks

Music Artists: The Decemberists ● Damien Rice ● Bright Eyes ● Franz Ferdinand ● Mumford & Sons ● MGMT ● Joseph Arthur ● Oasis ● Neon Trees ● Incubus ● Sun Kil Moon ● Amy McDonald ● Tim McGraw ● VAST ● OneRepublic ● Dave Matthews Band ● Ray LaMontagne ● Anya Marina ● Cursive ● The Script ● Cake ● Neko Case ● Sublime ● Elton John ● Noel Gallagher ● Coldplay ● Passion Pit

Manga: Fairy Tail ● D.Gray Man ● Naruto ● Bleach ● Fullmetal Alchemist ● Code Geass ● One Piece ● Ouran High School Host Club ● Death Note ● Soul Eater ● Kuroshitsuji ● Pandora Hearts ● Vampire Knight ● Gakuen Alice ● Gunslinger Girl ● Nabari no Ou ● Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles ● Junjou Romantica ● 7th Period is a Secret ● Gundam Wing ● Claymore ● Kekkaishi

All Time Favorite Pairings:
Naruto: Kakashi/Sakura, Shikamaru/Sakura, Ino/Genma, Sasuke/Hinata, TenTen/Neji.
Fullmetal Alchemist: Envy/Winry, Roy/Edward, Roy/Hughes, Izumi/Sig, Roy/Riza, Martel/Greed.
Fairy Tail: Gray/Lucy, Gazille/Levi, Natsu/Lisanna, Lucy/Loke
D.Gray-Man: Kanda/Lenalee, Lenalee/Lavi, Kanda/Lavi, Komui/Reever, Kauld Nine/Cross
Kuroshitsuji: Sebastian/Ciel, Elizabeth/Ciel, Finney/Bard
Bleach: Kyoraku/Nanao/Ukitake, Hitsugaya/Karin, Renji/Byakuya
Code Geass: Lelouch/Kallen, Lelouch/Suzaku, Lelouch/C.C., Suzaku/Euphemia

M Y . S T O R Y . S T A T S

IN-PROGRESS

Watch Dog -- Fairy Tail -- Gray/Lucy -- Updated: January 1, 2012 -- Chapter Four is 53% finished

COMPLETE

Putting Theory to Practice -- Fairy Tail -- Gray/Lucy
Proper Motivation -- Fairy Tail -- Gray/Lucy

UPCOMING

Polyamorist -- D.Gray-Man -- Oneshot -- Lenalee/Several -- Stuck in editing hell
Rabbit Season -- D.Gray-Man -- Oneshot -- Lavi/Kanda -- Is being edited now
Fear of the Dark -- Kuroshitsuji -- Tentative short project -- Very light Ceil/Sebastian -- 80% complete

E V E R Y T H I N G . E L S E . T H A T . I S . I R R E L E V A N T

● Neji and I have the same birthday. This makes me happy.

● I’m an atheist and bisexual. I have soapboxes about these things. So don't bring them up unless you brought your game face.

● I think I have a teacher fetish. This might end badly.

● . . . I like cats. My cat is Artemisia Lynneil. Yes, I named her.