Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.

When Pollution starts to question his role in the universe the consequences for Heaven, Hell, Earth and the Horsepersons prove to be completely unprecedented. Contains Crowley x Pollution, Famine x Pollution and Aziraphale x Rare First Editions.

Aya rescues a mysterious young girl with strange powers and dark secrets. What will happen when her past catches up with her? Why is nobody listening to Ken? And will Weiss ever manage to get rid of her? Ongoing, contains curse-words and brief violence.

To her it is as natural as breathing. She wouldn't know how to keep men from adoring her, even if she tried. KakaSaku.

Itachi knows who will understand.

Deidara–centric Akatsuki fic set in a cyberpunk/sci–fi AU. Contains made–up slang, cyborgs and swearing. Mostly gen but hints of SasoDei if you're looking for them.

NaruSaiNaru. Courting rituals of the socially inept. Or how Naruto got a clue.

Ninjas are meant to survive, and the ninja hidden in the Sound more so than any others. With this in mind, Tayuya survives past her time. [An AU set several hours after her defeat in the Valley of the End arc] [Very bloody, you have been warned]

Kakashi keeps accepting Gai’s challenges because he likes to pretend that they still make a difference in the tally of their Eternal Rivalry. Because, really, he knows that he's already lost. Gai is too kind to bring up the worst challenge of them all.

Finally Complete. The epic tale of Solid Snake's struggle against FoxHound, devoid of any epicness.

Sai meets the Sand siblings. Suddenly crazy nicknames are the least of team Kakashi’s worries. [TemariSai, oneshot, lime] [Someone had to write it!]

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

If birds of a feather flock together... Uchiha Itachi in 10 glimpses.

The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]

What happened to Tot after the mansion fell? Is she Nanami or is she Tot? Chapter five is here!

Sakura's always known how to throw a punch. Character study, genfic, set during the timeskip. One shot, complete.

MGS2. Mei Ling. Saving, secrets, stages and Shakespeare.

(PG-15) Jiraiya, Orochimaru and Tsunade as a team. How they began, and why they fell apart.

Tatsumi needs someone to protect. Spoilers for the Kamakura Arc.

Yuffie Kisaragi gets into trouble, and her whole life changes when she is maimed. Sentenced to death in a matter of months, the only person she can rely on is Vincent Valentine. Finished.