Currently, I'm lodged in the One Piece Fandom and probably going to keep here for some time. So...those of you who want me to update Deaf Night, I'm sorry, but KHR isn't holding my interest right now and while I could probably force a chapter (I've got half done right now), they'd be a mess (They kinda already are; I have no idea where I was going with that plot). So no updates for a while. So sorry!

The Laws of Anime/Manga (There are exemptions)

1) The Main hero/character never dies unless the person is a tragic hero because, otherwise, there's usually no point in the anime/manga.

2) The Villan will always come back in some form; usually in an even creepier form.

3) Any and all injuries will heal magically given a usually short amount time; esp. fatal injuries to main characters.

4) An orphaned or poor main character is usually (if not always) related to some god-like, powerful, or royal hero that everybody knows.

5) Villans will always (at some point) reach a point of insanity or great creepiness due to weird/petty reasons or complexes.

6) Everything that has blood in the story has a near infinite amount of blood.

7) As long as a story has a plot, there is always a betrayal, whether big or small.

8) The normal (read: Sane) laws of our world never apply to the fictional world.

9) The characters can take any type of insane training method and still live.

10) Characters are always able to magic a sweat drop of any size out of nowhere when someone does something stupid.

11) Any and all characters can take a hit on their head, back, private parts (for men), or anywhere, really, and still be able to get up completely unharmed within 1 min. or less seconds.

12) When some one does something previously thought impossible, pay it no mind. It is completely normal/possible in their world, even if they say otherwise. (To prove it, someone else will manage to do the same thing later on.)

13) All laws listed before this are void. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN ANIME/MANGA, REGARDLESS OF ANYTHING.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember

Quotes (I don't know where most of them came from so, *shrugs* you'll just have to deal.)

"Parents spend the first part of our lives to walk and talk and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up."

"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity got framed."

"You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you."

"At the bottom, you see, we are not Homo-sapiens at all. Our core is madness. The prime directive is murder. What Darwin was too polite to say, my friends, is that we came to rule the earth not because we were the smartest, or even the meanest, but because we have always been the craziest, most murderous motherfuckers in the jungle."- Stephen King (Hah! I finally know the person!) BTW, is it morbid that I laughed when I read this?

"Justice will always prevail? Che, of course it will. Because the winners are the ones that stand at the top and decide what's right from what's wrong."

"Everyone has the potential too be a monster. They just need a little push."

The Funny Quotes that are useless in life, but funny all the same:

"I have two brains, the left and the right. Only one's lost and the other one's out looking for it...and my sanity and common sense have started a search party. They'll return...someday."

"Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

"Boys are like slinkies. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs."

"Isn't it funny how the the word 'politics' is made up from the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in latin and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?"

"Whenever someone pisses you off, always remember this: It take 42 muscles to frown at them, whilst it only takes 4 to punch them to tomorrow."

"Disturbing? Who am I disturbing? This is a coma ward! Don't you WANT them to wake up?"

"The British outlawed the sales of opium in their own country, but legalized its sale to China."

"Casualties many; Percentage of dead not known; Combat efficiency; we are winning."

"No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it."

Prisoner: I've heard stories about the Black Pearl...they leave no survivors.
Capt. Jack Sparrow: If there aren't any survivors, then where do all the stories come from?

And...My most favorite one!

"Your world may have ended, but sun will still rise, the Earth will still turn, and life will still go on. So stop moping and get going. You'll miss the next stop."