Ares Valentine
 Author has written 3 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, and Final Fantasy X. Hey!!! i have been a member for awhile and i've been reading some awesome fics. i'll be adding my own soon. oh and i know that i'm crazy so don't be surprised if some of the stuff i post doesnt make sense.. Quotes: what one man can do with words, another man can do better with a gun. -anonymous Cruel is a state of mind. Evil is putting cruel into action. And Crazy is what you call the person telling you what to do. Captain is what you call the man with the gun. Run is what you yell when you forget he has a gun. -me DO what you can when you can, Annoy when you dont get your way, Steal when that backfires. Beg for mercy when you're caught. -Rikku's words o wisdom Anything is possible. Never say it isn't. Because the second you do... is the second you give up. And we are not quiters. -Yuffie lost quote Is it just me or are you naturally that dumb???? -me Yeah i know. i'm a hypacrite. I'm a smarta*. I'm annoying and i'm a spazz. But guess what??? You put up with it so don't complain. -me Those who can do, Those who can't become airship pilots! -Cid joke (sorry cid fans) They say to respect your enemy...they never said we couldn't kill the enemy -anonymous A good offense is a good defence but... i thought a restraining order works just as well... -me you hear the joke that starts "3 people walk into a bar..." my question is why a bar and why are there 3 people????? what are they trying to tell us here???? -me (To Yuzu about ghosts) "Whether you can see them or not, as long as you don't believe, it's the same as them not existing." -Karin (To Kisuke Urahara) "From now on, it's my turn to protect my brother." -Karin Even I wouldn't talk about my problems to a father over 40 who only has such childish communication skills -Karin Btw, you are an elementary school student (Karin to Toshiro) Renji: " Cant you do bankai?" Karin: Memories? Just how old are you. Toshiro: That's none of your buiseness Live to the fullest, age to the fullest, go bald to the fullest, and die long after I do. And if possible, die with a smile." -Isshen Kurosaki Rangiku: I'll rent you one of the kid anime movies you like. If I cared what people thought of me, I'd have dyed my hair black -Ichigo Ichigo: "Toshiro?!" Renji: With me so far? For god's sake, your brain must've been constructed unbelievably wrong -Uryu [Hitsugaya ebnters room] Apparently, on this side, "ultimate master" means a windbag with diarrhea of the mouth. -Uryu Sanity? Sorry, but I don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place." -Kenpachi Yachiru: Attack with your intuition You know why the eldest sibling is born first? Its to protect the little brothers and sisters who come along after. -Ichigo The stray dog in me is dyed into my bones.. All I do is howl at the moon, but I don’t have the guts to bite.. -Renji There are a lot of things i wanted to do. I wanted to become a teacher, and an astronaught, Playing is more important. You can work any time. I see. So basically, you’re a Death God? And you came all the way from some place called Soul Society to vanquish evil spirits? Which means that monster earlier was one of those evil spirits? And it attacked that little girl? Okay, I belie– NO WAY I’LL BELIEVE THAT, DUMBASS! Ukitake: Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine... forever. I don't care if it's science or magical power. No, come to think of it, if I had to, I'd put my faith in science. Because of science, humans who used to crawl around on the ground can now fly, and soon we're about to go into space!! I've earned my living thanks to science, so to me, there's nothing greater. The gate of tomorrow is not the light of heaven, but the darkness in the depths of the Earth. Too much hope is the opposite of despair... An overpowering love may consume you in the end. Strength without determination means nothing, and determination without strength is equally useless. Just when you thought he was smart, he'd go off and do some damned fool thing. Looks like Kya ha ha ha and Gya ha ha ha are up to something agian. Escape from a world of illusions... Hmph... I wonder which is better. I was frozen in time, but I feel as if my time is just beginning... Yuffie: Cloud, sign this. Marlene Wallace: Forget it, Cloud! Why don't you ever pay any attention to us! [to Cloud] [to Vincent] Yuffie Kisaragi: That Cloud's a royal pain in the ass. Like always. Marlene Wallace: [narrating] There was one SOLDIER named Sephiroth, who was better than the rest. But when he found out about the terrible experiments that made him, he began to hate Shinra. And then, over time, he began to hate everything. Shinra, and the people against them. Sephiroth, who hated the planet so much that he wanted to make it go away. And the people who tried to stop him. There were a lot of battles. For every battle, there was more sadness. Someone I loved went back to the lifestream too. And then it came; the chosen day. In the end, the planet itself had to make the battle stop for good. The planet used the lifestream as a weapon and when it burst out of the earth, all the fighting, all the greed and sadness, everything was washed away. Sadness was the price to see it end. It's been two years since they told me that. "There are so many frivolous things in this world." -Hojo "You start worrying and there's no stopping it! Things just start falling apart and get worse and worse." - Cid "You Look like a bear wearing a marshmellow" -Yuffie *to Barret about his Sailors Uniform* Oh GAWD! If I knew this was gonna happen, I would've "CUSTOM, CUSTOM, CUSTOM...I'm so sick of hearing that!"-Yuffie Vincent Valentine: I have nothing to say. Yuffie: C'mon Cloud say something... Yuffie Kisaragi: I'm not sympathizing with Barret! He never should've trusted Shinra, Inc. Kid: [referring to Al Bhed] I want a mask like his, but Mommy says only the Al Bhed wear them. I wanna be an Al Bhed when I grow up! Sid: No mistakes, or I'm gonna tear up that mop you call hair! Wakka: [after the Al Bhed blow up their Home] Hey - don't look so down! BOOM! Hahaha! Like happy festival fireworks, ya? Wakka: [to Rikku] How come you speak Al Bhed? Memories are nice, but that's all they are. -Rikku Fyed! Fryd ev ed ec risyh? (Translation = Wait! What if it is human?) -Rikku Cunno. (Al Bhed for "Sorry", before she knocks Tidus out cold) -Rikku You should know, I'm scary when I get mad -Rikku You gotta learn a little restraint, Pop. If you crash the ship, we can't go rescue Yunie! Leave the fiends to us professionals -Rikku to Sid Kimahri think Rikku should stay Rikku -Kimahri S.c.h.o.o.l: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives.* I don't smoke, there are cooler ways to die. (sorry Cid Highwind) There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "us" in trust, and "if" in life.* The guy who discovered milk, what the hell was he doing with the cow?* When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is man's way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.* Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. (Rufus Shinra -_-) I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing. (Yuffie) The trouble with life is there's no background music.* I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, nudg-wanna-be, Fallen Lunar Angel, Rebecca.Has.Many.Incarnations, AnimeGirl1220, Rikku The un4getable Al Bhed This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -The Following Explain Yuffie Kisaragi: I miss the times when i walk down a path, and be entertained by the fact, that i was walking down a path I miss the times when someone said 'What do you want to do when you're older?' and i said i plan on doing stuff TOMORROW I miss the times when my parents told me fairy tales, and i would refuse to go to sleep because no-one tells a fairy what to do. I miss the times when everything was perfect, and seemed so big. I miss the times when i looked forward to getting a boyfriend, getting married, having my own children and i wasn't scared of it all. I miss the times I can't remember, because those were probably the best times of my life. (i Used to be) Emo: People that are just like everyone else, but think deeper than others (Used to be)Self Harmers: People that are emo wannabe's and are giving Emos a bad name. (dont judge when you dont know the pain the self harmer is going through. SO BACK OFF UNLESS YOU WANT TO HELP) I'm you are tomboy, enjoys being a tomboy, and i think that tomboys will dominate preps and those snobs and pops I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again. (unfortunantly i was in a place where i once started seeing things and this is exactly it... dont ask but... yeah...) The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. I'm multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time (cid please figure this out already) The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does. (thank you Tifa _) I'm the girl who will burst out laughing in a dead silent room because of something that happened yesterday! (and i have... and i scared Cloud, Cid, Barret and made Vincent jump) One Day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. ( i have waaaay too many of these moments... Bad little me) Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. (and its true) Join The Wutian Army. You get to visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then you kill them. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. ( unfortunantly i have tried this and it was a cruel dare...) Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too!"? Why would you get a cake if you can't eat it?! ( REALLY!!!!! why say that???why on earth wouldnt you eat it if you have it???? honestly...) Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get hit in the head with a wrench??? Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. I AM weird and proud of it ( OH YEAH!!!!) No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again.(this soooo ruins my christmas gift but... this is for Vincent) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. ( Poor Terra...) Guns don't kill people. I do. ( sorry Vince...) Reno and Rude listen,My imaginary friend doesn't like you either, so stop asking me out... If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth. ( i know bad pun... but you know someone did this during that incident...) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro. ( sorry guys... its time to admit it...) If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. ( darn you Des... Darn you...) I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random (o) Yuffie's Rules: 1. Tell the truth and run. (my lifeline... you dont mess with a good thing) 2. If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. ( hey its true...) 3. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. (hehe) 4. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. 5. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. 6. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. ( so stop argueing with reno...) 7.When in doubt, push random buttons! (always worked for me!!!!!) 8.Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. ( this is why i do so well in a fight) 9.There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading (Zack), a few who learn by observation (Angeal), and the rest of us who have to test the electric fence for themselves. ( what can i say... ive learned the hard way but its always made me stronger...) (VERY OPTIONAL) 10.They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...( i'm not a huge gun supporter but... come on...) 11. Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. 12. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, i can be impossible? (sorry vincent...) 13. We were given 2 legs to walk, 2 eyes to see, 2 ears to hear, but one heart. Because the other was given to someone else that you have to find. ( love ya Vincent!!!) 14. Save your cuss words for when its important. And so the words actually mean something. ( thank you Cid for teaching me all the Cuss words i know) 15.I'd rather die than let you control me. ( read it and weep Godo and Chekov) 50 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE QUISTIS WANNA BACKHAND YOU By Selphie Tilmitt: 1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.) 2. After everything she says, ask why continuously. 3. If your she is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly. 4. If she starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties” 5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!” 6. Flick pieces of paper around the class. 7. When she tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.” 8. Don’t do your Homework. 9. When your she asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst instucter ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly. 10. When you have a substitute instucter, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!” 11. When she asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. 12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom. 13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.” 14. When she turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused. 15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!” 16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena 17. Tell her you heard the other instructers talking about her in the staff room 18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything she says 19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow 20. Speak in French or any language you know she doesnt know. 21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance” 22. When she tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well 23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then." 24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt. 25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!” 26. When she asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early." 27. When an instructer asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.” 28. When she turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!” 29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads. 30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!” 31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!” 32. Bring in a 1st year SeeD member and says he’s your new pet. 33. In your technology lesson, when she asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb. 34. When she asks you a question, just stare at them. 35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice. 36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it. 37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win. 38. Glue all her scissors together. 39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc… 40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!” 41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’ 42. Talk to a pen. 43. Get Squall to put jus hand up in a test and wait for her to come over. And when she whispers what’s wrong, tell him to yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!” 44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything she say. 45. Smile. All the time. 46. Get Zell to draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!” 47. When a substitute instructer is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’ 48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!" 49. When she calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks. 50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song. ADDITIONALS 51. When she is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her! 52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught! 53. When she asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!" 54. When she makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!" 55. REPEAT the last word she says but say it much louder! 56. While her back is turned, everyone swaps seats! 57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart! 58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? You have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!" 59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!" 60. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language. Something Random: 1. Your real name: Arianna 2. Your Gangsta name: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Arizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): Red Wolf 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Marie Faith 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Wilaroll 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Black Lemonade 7. YOUR ARAB NAME:(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Rlidnjn 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Lynn 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Ace If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. If you LOVE to go on the scariest of all rollercaosters, copy and paste this to your profile. On a food processor: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: If you only wish is to wake up and ruin someone else's life then its about time that you got a life and stopped messing with mine because i have one... and you're bothering it... Stop and think about your life... now think about all the things you havent done... now look at the person who you say you love more than anything in the world; and blame it all on them. what you do in life is not what will be remembered its what you didnt do. why do something someone wants when you can do something no one ever expected you to accomplish. I am an anime chick. ok? but i also do realtime stuff too. but that doesn't change much. if you want a certain story or pairing you can SUGGEST it. but that doesn't mean i'm going to neccessarially do that. but i do like to try new things at least once so thats that. |
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