Formally, Rachel-Not

My Gallagher Girl and Glee stories are the real ones on here, my Harry Potter ones are just like... Fun extras :)

Favorite books: Harry Potter, Gallagher Girls, and the Hunger Games.

Follewed by many, many, many others. Jodi Picoult and Percy Jackson, for series or author examples.

Favorite Musicals: Wicked and A Very Potter Musical. Followed by A Very Potter Sequal, RENT, and Legally Blonde.

Favorite music: Showtunes and P!nk, and anything sung by Chris Colfer, followed by, you guessed it, many others.

Favorite TV show: Modern Family, Glee, YouTube. Followed by older ones like the Flintstones and Addams Family.

Favorite pairing? Cammie/Zach

Favorite Maurader? Sirius

One I would actually be with? Remus

Gale or Peeta? Team Gale!

Favorite Actor? Chris Colfer.

Hello, Everybody, it’s me, The Witch Of the South. Wheither good of wicked comes before that, I will leave up to you. I used to be Rachel-Not, but nobody knows me by that name anymore. It is long forgotten, and now I am simply “The Witch” or “the Witch Of The South”. Go Wicked!

My motto- If there is science in this world, you still need magic for some things. But if there is magic, you don't need science

Harry Voldemort Cedric = Edward. Therefor Harry Edward therefor Harry Potter twilight.

I wonder who the the first person was who saw a cow and said,"I think I'll pull these dangly things and drink what comes out.

If you believe in telekinisis, raise my hand.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and I'll kill you.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days."

Why are the Force and duct tape the same? Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

He who laughs last doesn't get it

The computer beat me in chess, but it was no match for me in kickboxing!

I am an individual. You will NEVER see me falling into the latest trend because everyone else is doing it. I will not follow mindlessly and become exactly like everyone else. Like the saying goes, "We are all born originals but so many of us die as copies." If you agree that being an original is a great thing copy and paste this into your profile

WICKED QUOTES - book and musical verse

"Well we can't all come and go by bubble!" Elphaba

"Now you wait just a clock tick..."Elphaba

"Lifes more painless for the brainless!" Fiyero

"She Yelled "I will save you!" and threw a bucket of water on to the Witch." Wicked The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of The west.

“I’m the other daughter, I’m beautifully tragic” “Oh…. Well, I’m sure you’re very bright.” “Bright? She’s phosphorescent!” -Elphaba, Madam Morrible, Galinda

“Oh god, tears! They burn like fire!” - Elphaba

"We're going to see the wizard, come what may and hell to pay" - Elphaba

HARRY POTTER QUOTES

“Did you add lacewings to your potion, Potter?” “No” “no sir” “There’s no need to call me sir, professor” Harry and Snape.

“Maybe he’s Ill” “Maybe he was sacked, cause everybody hates him-“ “Or maybe he quit, because he missed out on the defense against the dark arts job again-“ “Or maybe” said a voice from behind them “He’s waiting to here why you to didn’t arrive on the train” – Harry, Ron, and Snape.

“Are you a prefect Percy?”

“you should have said something!”

“Oh wait, I think he mentioned it-“

“Once”

“Or Twice”

“A minute”

“Everyday” – Fred and George

“Look! Harry got a Weasley sweater!”

“This is nice. She obviously makes more of an effort if you aren’t part of the family” Gred and Feorge

“Careful Potter. You see I, unlike you, have been made a prefect. Which means that I, unlike you, can take away points” “Yea, but you, unlike me, are a Git. So leave us alone” – Harry and Draco

“Professor Moody! Is that a-s student?!” “Technically It’s a ferret.” –Mnnie and Moody

“Ron was great! He got one of them in the head, and when you’re riding on a broomstick…” “You did?” “Always the tone of surprise” later- “Wow! You look great!” “Always the tone of surprise.” –Tonks, Hermione, Ron, Ron, Hermione. In that order

“I was a good pet! A good rat!” “ If you’re a better pet then human, Peter, it's hardly something to be proud of” – Peter and Sirius

“you see my dear, when you see Uranus and Saturn in this pattern, it means luck in later life.” “Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavendor?” - Trelawney and Ron

“Are you?”

“He is! Aren’t you”

“Who?”

“HARRY POTTER”

“Oh him. I mean, yea I am.” Fred, George, and Harry.

“Are you sure that’s a real spell? Well, its not very good, is it? I tried a few spells myself, but they’ve all worked for me. For example, ‘occulus reparo!” I’m Hermione Granger By the way, and you are?” “Ron Weasley” “pleasure. HOLY CRICKETS, you're Harry Potter!”

“What are you doing watching the news?” “Well, it changes everyday, you see”- Uncle Vernon and Harry

“ Are you actually as stupid as you look?” Harry to Uncle Vernon

“IF WE DIE FOR THEM I’LL KILL YOU HARRY!” – Ron

“Mental? He’s the most brilliant and powerful wizard there is! But yes, a bit mental” – Percy

“Take care of yourself, wont you?” “Oh, you know me Ms. Weasley. I like a quiet life.” –Mrs. Weasley and Harry

"Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..."
"Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" Ron and Harry

“Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank god you inherited your mothers brains….” “Ron! Don’t get them hating each other on there first day!” “You're right. But don’t get to friendly with him Rose, granddad Weasley would never forgive you if you married a pureblood.” Ron and Hermione

“If your not in Gryffindor, we’ll disinherit you. But no pressure.” Ron

A Very Potter Musical Quotes

"I'll put my clothes away in the morning, ok?" "Um, no, no, that's not ok. I believe that everything has its place. Muggles have there place. Mudbloods have there place. And so-do-your- clothes! Namely, THE DRESSER!" - Quirell and Voldemort.

"He's a lion, who-can-talk" Draco

"Now your just being cute. you can't go to Pigfarts, its-on-mars. You need a rocketship. Do you have a rocketship Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us have enough money from our dead parents to buy out NASA. Starkid Potter. Moonshoes Potter." -Draco Malfoy

"Well, the Sorting Hat ran off with the Scarf of Sexual Preferance, so I'm just putting the people who look like good guys in Gryffindor, the bad guys into Slytherin, and everybody else can go where ever the hell they want." Dumbledore

"Pretty? More like supermegaawesomefoxyhot." - Harry Potter

"Harry, I don't know about this, I mean, people have died." "Um, i'm the boy who lived, not died." Hermione and Harry

"I don't know man. Cedric Diggory, he's pretty awesome. NOT! He sucks. I'm totally gonna win. It's in the bag." - Harry

"This is terrible" "I know man, I mean, Voldemort is back and wants to kill me and Cedric is dead and-" "NO! it's not that. It's Hermione" - Ron and Harry

"Everytime I see her I get these pains in my chest and I know its her fault that b*tch!" Ron

"You know who I think the ugliest girl in this school is? That Hermione Granger. You know what I'd give her, on a scale of one to ten? One, one being the ugliest, and ten the prettiest... I would give her... an eight. Eight-point-five.. or a nine. But not, NOT about a nine-point-eight. There is always room for improvement. Not everyone can be perfect, like me. That's why I'm holding out for a ten. Because I'm worth it." - Draco Malfoy

"I want Hermione Granger!!! And a rocketship" Draco Malfoy

"WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HHERRREE! whoa, Deja vu. Ok sorry. AAHH" Snape

"Severus Snape is the most bravest, smartest, sexiest man I have ever seen" Dumbledore

"Why do you trust Snape so much??" "Because I love him" Harry and Dumbledore

"Hey, Hey Cho come dance with me, I'm Harry Potter, come on" Harry

"Harry I think you need to talk to Dumbledore, because you never know and-" "Oh my god Hermione shut up!" Hermione and Ron

"THE HUNGERIAN HORNTAIL THE MOST TERRIFING THING I'VE EVER SEEN!" Dumbledore

"Who's ready to fight a ddrraaaggggooooonnn. Who am I kidding your just kids of course you're not ready" Dumbledore

"I love you all...exept for you Draco I can't f*cking stand you." Harry

Harry: Hey Malfoy, tell you what, I'll let you switch dragons with me. I'll give you the chance to switch dragons with me, I'll give you that opportunity.
Malfoy: Ahh, let me think about it... no.
Harry: I'll give you my gushers!
Malfoy: Oh... no, no. I have a fruit by the foot.
Harry: I'll throw in my teddy grahams with the gushers, you can make little teddy graham sandwiches.
Malfoy: Alright... you throw in that pack of Bugles and you got yourself a deal.
Harry: ... Aboslutely not.

Draco malfoy through out the whole thing, Snape, Ron, Cho, were awesome. Funniest thing you will ever see. watch it. Life will change.

A Very Potter Sequal Quotes-

"WELL if it isnt Harry Potter, the famous Bastard. Name my is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist, I hate mudbloods and Gyffindor, and my parents work for the man that killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?"

"It's cause your a f*cking elf!"

What was Harry thinking when he named his second son?

And however much I love Snape, he's still evil. Sorry.

" A Line is a dot that went for a walk" Paul Klee

Back to Witches and wizards and magical beasts

To goblins and ghosts and magical feasts

It's all that I love and all that I need at Hogwarts! Hogwarts!

Back to spells and enchanments stories and friends!

Back to place were our story began at -

Gryffindor!

Ravenclaw!

Hufflepuff!

Slytherin!

HOGWARTS! HOGWARTS!

- from A Very Potter Musical.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet