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 Author has written 3 stories for Gossip Girl, and Harry Potter. Hello there! I try to thank you all individually in review responses, but in case I missed you or you left an anonymous review: you're completely fabulous and THANK YOU so much for reading/reviewing! I'm still writing, but unfortunately between school, work, and other assorted happenings in "real life", I haven't had a lot of time to devote to this account. Hopefully I will be posting more in the near future, though! |
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Intersection by Elesariin reviews
In which Doctor and his companions have a run in with the Doctor and his companions, and something goes very, very wrong. Takes place between The Girl in the Fireplace and Rise of The Cybermen, and between Vampires of Venice and Amy's Choice.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,109 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 5/21/2010 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11829 - Favs: 11,501 - Follows: 9,748 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3633 - Favs: 5,162 - Follows: 4,521 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
From First to Last by Kiara Avalon reviews
Sirius gave a low whistle. 'Sneaky little vixen, your bird Evans.' A part of James was relieved that they'd caught on before she followed them into the Shrieking Shack. But another part, a greater part, had never been more attracted to Lily Evans... - LJ novel, spanning life during Hogwarts & onward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 114,396 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
A Lady's Imagination by BadGirlwithsomeRetroSneakers reviews
And to each of them, she gave one book. And to each of them, she gave her heart. LE/JP LE/RL LE/SB LE/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,408 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
beautiful contradictions by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETED - Looking for an in-character, realistic, original, canon, post-OotP LilyJames fic from 6-7th year with attention to character development and interaction? With no mary sues, set in 1970's Britain, with correct spelling and grammar? Well this is it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,286 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/4/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Quiet Summer by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
HIATUS. L/J. "The first duty of love is to listen." In arguing, neither gave up. But when James finally walks away and Lily is left standing in his wake, the echo of his silence ringing in her ears, something changes in her heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,321 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Ginny, Hermione and the Half Blood Prince by mokimik reviews
Because we already know what Harry did during his 6th year, and Ron did do nothing but snog: It's time for a girl-view on Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince. Find out what Hermione and Ginny have on their mind during the events of the 6th book!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 125,644 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Snaps by Jewels5 reviews
James comes up with a nickname.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 200 - Published: 5/1/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
After the Kiss by klemonademouth reviews
He picked up his pillow, pressed it to his face, and screamed at the top of his lungs. Then he felt ridiculous, because he was acting like a twelve-year-old girl with a silly crush on the most popular boy in school, who'd just said "hi" to her. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
So Take a Chance And Don't Ever Look Back by Kyra Rivers reviews
AU for 2x06: Never Been Kissed. Instead of redoing the boys vs. girls mash-up competition, Mr. Schuester chooses to copy another tactic from last year to invigorate the New Directions: inviting the competition to McKinley to perform.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Time and Chips by Bekki reviews
While waiting for The Doctor to return from his strange ritual of buying chips and sighing at them, Martha finds herself in the company of an interesting stranger. A stranger with blue eyes and a black leather jacket… Doctor/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Martha J., 9th Doctor - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2673 - Favs: 6,151 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Letters by GhostOfBambi reviews
Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,975 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Criminality by OwlPostAgain7 reviews
Andrew Meyers never meant to get between formidable boxing champion Dudley Dursley and incurable criminal Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 105 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Prince Charming by Citnamor Sselepoh reviews
Repost::If you asked Lily Evans what she thought of James Potter, she wouldn't have much to say. Prince Charming? Not quite. What she's been looking for? Not a chance. The man of her dreams? Not in a million years. Exactly what she needs? Undeniably so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,785 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The First Day by little0bird reviews
The first year after the battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 251,033 - Reviews: 3639 - Favs: 3,767 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Silence by JD11 reviews
They say silence is a great healer. The Doctor says that's rubbish. He's tried silent, he's tried enigmatic, he's tried avoidance. None of it has ever worked. He just misses her more now.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, Rose T.
The Curtain Call by Amelia Bedelia reviews
James and Lily spend their summers together producing plays, though neither are happy about the presence of the other. With James, as the set designer, and Lily, as the actress, tensions run high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 103,145 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 11/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wait by ProfessorSpork reviews
A chance encounter. // 'He squeezes her hand a bit and she tries not to jump--she’d rather forgotten he’d been holding it.'
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
The Date by Amelia Bedelia reviews
James and Lily are on good terms during their seventh year. Lily agrees to go with James to grab a butterbeer on a Hogsmeade day, only to realize after the fact that she might have just accidentally agreed to go on a date with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,408 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Fantastical Truths by L. Borealis reviews
Harry burst into a sudden smile and pulled her in, "I've never been happier to bump into anyone in my life." He didn't give her the chance to respond. His kiss elicited a light headed giddiness and a mind clearing that was close to being Obliviated *UNFINISHED*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 125,482 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Hero by Zayz reviews
LJ. Maybe he was the hero of her story, and she the heroine in his, but life had other plans. It always did. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,684 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
His Best Life by Jecir reviews
Things come full circle for them. After all, they are The Doctor and Rose Tyler, the stuff of legend. They don't live within the dictates of the Impossible. That includes his death and her reality. Spoilers Journey's End and End of Time. 10/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/5/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Through A Father's Eyes by BadgerInMySoup reviews
The eight times Ron Weasley met Scorpius Malfoy. Includes panic attacks, threats and Firewhisky. Scorpius/Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
1978 by K. East reviews
For a moment they only breathed, looking at each other. There was resent in his eyes and in hers. And then he said angrily, “I was in love with you and you know it.” James/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/9/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Three Hundred and Sixty Five by thatchesirecat reviews
A series of Marauder shorts based on daily prompts told from varying points of view. Lily/James 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 24,294 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Will Not Remember, Cannot Forget by cynicalshadows reviews
We all have demons we can't escape, and even Chuck Bass had been innocent...once. Chuck/Blair, with a lot of interference by Georgina!
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 119,692 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 10,993 - Follows: 3,293 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Nightlock's Promise by eclipsed heart reviews
Katniss said Peeta killed Foxface. But what if Katniss was wrong? What if Peeta wasn't the one responsible for Foxface's death? What if Foxface knew exactly what would happen if she ate the nightlock? Foxface POV. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Foxface - Complete
Let Me Fall by MourningBlade reviews
What happens when fate is tempted? What if Lily fell in love with someone else? James struggles to prove he loves Lily above all else. But will she ever see it? A version of Sense and Sensibility.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,485 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Truth of The Heart by child-of-scorpio reviews
Lily Evans has always, ALWAYS hated James Potter. So when they become Head Boy and Girl, nothing could be worse. But could working with him change Lily’s opinion? Has she been ignoring the truth in her heart all along?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 140,182 - Reviews: 2525 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
James Through The Ages by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily has always had impressive eyes, and James knew this from day one. A new reaction from James four different times he’s mesmerized by her eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2009 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Unrivaled by The Kat1 reviews
James has never lost. Ever. Lily will do anything to be the best. Obviously there's some animosity. But when things get complicated, the rivalry is upgraded from taunting to pure hatred. Of course, there's a thin line between love and hate. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 102,876 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Surprises by Lady Bracknell reviews
Lily likes surprises, and this thing with James Potter has been positively filled with those.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Reaping by HorcruxFinder reviews
The Reaping from Peeta's point of view. How did he feel when Katniss stepped up to take her sister's place? Rated for brief language.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Five Times Lily Doesn't Kiss Sirius by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
Lily and Sirius. For a moment, she thinks of saying yes. He is so warm and she is so cold, but then she hears the echo of his laughter and sees the shape of his lips as they pull into a smirk and she remembers that she hates him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 163 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 3,330 - Follows: 445 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Final Request by YelloWitchGrl reviews
Fred's Final request from his family. Cannon following DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Party Games by K. East reviews
Lily tries every party game known to man, and a few known to James Potter. LJ A
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,092 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Lily Luna P., James P.
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 4,945 - Follows: 957 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Distractions by MissMarauder5 reviews
James, much to Lily’s surprise, gives her a notebook as a birthday present. Somewhat disappointed, Lily shoves it into her book bag. However, not until it disrupts her History of Magic lesson, does she realise that it isn’t just a notebook…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,411 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 8,182 - Follows: 1,066 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Philologus by PPVV reviews
COMPLETE! AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. It’s the only world James Potter knows, but when Lily Evans enters his life, that world is shattered. L/J He’s about to learn that there are some things money can’t buy. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 184,698 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The Incoherent Ramblings of a Twisted Mind by johnnydicaprio reviews
I want to be a cherry. A cherry. No I don't want to be some random cherry sitting on a random tree. I want to be a specific cherry. Why, you ask? Why would I want to be a cherry? Because she eats them everywhere. Constantly. And it's killing me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/29/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
But They Were Happy by wildkidlexie reviews
Rose Weasley wants to look into Ron's pensive. Scorpius is hesitant and doesn't want to take part of it in the first place. But everything goes wrong when they both accidentally fall in...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,262 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Ron W. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Maternal Chaos by Morrisburger reviews
Shy, quiet, Lily Evans is suddenly burdened with a small, accident inducing merchild in her sixth year with none other than the Marauders assigned to protect her and the baby. Chaos, friendship, and perhaps even a little lust ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,664 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
What Bravery Is by Lady Altair reviews
We cannot all be brave in the same ways: A year under the Carrows for Lavender Brown of Gryffindor, Padma Patil of Ravenclaw, Susan Bones of Hufflepuff, and Daphne Greengrass of Slytherin. Eventual FourShot. [Chapter 4, Daphne Greengrass: Fair Lady]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Susan B., Padma P. - Complete
But I Want to be a Weasley! by deadwoodpecker reviews
James Potter wants to be a Weasley. His mum, aunts, uncles, and grandparents tell him why it's pretty cool to be a Potter, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,795 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 228 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Memento Mori by Lexie-H reviews
Separate vignettes. Join the Marauders, Lily, Tonks and a host of our dearly departed favourites as they stumble through a little thing called Death, which is not all it appears to be. DH Spoilers in later chapters. RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,766 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Thorough and Extensive Study by Ron Weasley by hellomynameis-kita reviews
Ron studies. No, not his school work, he studies the effects of one Ginny Weasley, his sister, on the great Harry Potter. HPB oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Wild Things by ladybalin reviews
Lily encounters Padfoot, Wormtail, Moony, and Prongs. Hilarity, romance, and possibly some illicit groping ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Gamut of Pygmy Puffs by something-like-love reviews
Ginny thought, at the time, that it was a good idea to buy Arnold the Pygmy Puff a lady friend. Now she's starting to rethink that notion. [“Oh my God, the Pygmy Puffs are fornicating in my knicker drawer! What do I do!”] [oneshot] [slight HG]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The News That Truly Shocks by cupid-painted-blind reviews
PostDH, Remus is greeted with a frighteningly cheerful Sirius. [You're making eternity sound like a bordello.] No slash, One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Gamble by fwf reviews
If it wasn't Evans, he'd call it off and let them stew in it. He'd snog her senseless and be done with the whole thing. [JamesLily. Marauders era]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/5/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Solace by Secret Lily reviews
Lily Evans remained shadowed and distant from the world she loved so dearly. Control was Michael's weakness, temptation hers. Yet, when James Potter enters her life, without so much as a warning or brief hesitation, Lily finds truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,997 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 12/16/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Six Foot Of Ginger Idiot by Pinky Brown reviews
Or, Ron Weasley's Year Six Diary: the whole of Half-Blood Prince from Ron's point of view. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to shake him. Winner of "Best Humour Fic" at the 2008 Reviewer's Choice Awards on FFnet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 126,584 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Little Lady by VeniceGroove reviews
To attend the prestigious all boys Hogwarts school of magic,Lily Evans disguises herself as a boy.Things get interesting when the Marauders take her under their wing,however Potter realizes there is more to their new friend than meets the eye. LJ no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,057 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 8/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sexual Education by Owl and Crow reviews
Sirius thought the reason that Lily hadn't shagged James was because she didn't understand the ins and outs of procreation. This Lily dearest is a penis. It is used to have sex with and to pee. Lily and James
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Can You Keep A Secret? by XxVampireluvaxX reviews
Angel dwells on a memory of a thirteen year old Fang’s thoughts and the secret she promised to keep. FAX OneShot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Koherance by Fayth3 reviews
The Doctor gets sick ... and more incoherant than usual. What's Rose to do?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,674 - Follows: 186 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Virtues of voyeurism by Fayth3 reviews
Sometimes when you can't sleep you see things that you shouldn't. Ten&Nine&Rose. Happy1Who insomnia.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
It's My Party by Oynnej reviews
Lily discovers her boyfriend snogging another girl one night and decides the only way to get him back is to give him a taste of his own medicine. She enlists the help of the Marauders. Rating has been increased by request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,075 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Claustrophobia by Celebony reviews
Harry's childhood comes back to haunt him. A HarryWeasleys bonding fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,049 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 2,815 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P., Arthur W. - Complete
Yearning for fun by Fayth3 reviews
The Doctor and Rose go to a funfair. An alien funfair. Because that's a sensible idea. Hppy!Who subliminal
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
I Am My Own Knight by pasmosa reviews
Lily Evans didn’t need a knight in shining armour. What she needed was a man with the depth and nerve to stand by her side through everything from school rivalries to combating YouKnowWho. And if he captured her heart as well...that wouldn't be so bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,368 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Great Broom Closet Incident by Squashes reviews
Lily Evans tries to avoid two objects at all costs: humiliation and James Potter. Unfortunately, the two seem to go hand in hand. Especially now that she's stuck in a broom closet with him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,444 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Fork In An Eye by The Round Robin Ducklings reviews
The pain of unrequited love is sometimes equal to that of a stabbing eating utensil in your orbital socket. A discovery of love, extreme pain & superb failings. 6 authors, one classic Lily&James fanfiction. 'Never Fear! Sirius Man is here.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,224 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Christopher by metro.max reviews
Dive into Lily Evans's true feelings for her boyfriend and that 'friend who's a boy' through her 'interesting' diary entries. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,563 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ramblings by I am a Banana reviews
In which Lily fears for her sanity, Remus tries to ignore the little voices in his head, James drools over an obviously oblivious Lily, and Sirius sits back and laughs at them all. The Marauders, life, love and the utterly stupid things they did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,204 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Remus L., Lily Evans P.
Hypothetical Suicides and other stories by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
Assorted MWPP notepassing…basically a home for parts of stories that will never be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005
Dung Detention by Anaela loves who reviews
Snape’s worst memory isn’t exactly treasured by James either, mostly because he was forced to shovel dragon dung fertiliser as punisment. Running into Lily Evans, covered in it from head to foot, didn’t exactly help either.Rated for language LJ ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,254 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Never Quite as Planned by SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch reviews
Just a goofy little oneshot about James and Lily. Over their years at Hogwarts and once afterwards, James asks Lily various questions, none of which work out quite as planned. JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Not Exactly Valentines by ProfessorSpork reviews
Because really, the first love letter Lily Evans ever sent to James Potter was a detention slip.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,774 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Lily by Secret Lily reviews
Lily Evans is not the sort of girl who would normally be found writing in a diary. Yet, when she starts, she finds that the easiest way to overcome all the obstacles in life is to let her emotions out onto paper.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,439 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Midnight Happenings by lannah reviews
Lily's having some trouble sleeping but of course, James is there to 'help' her. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 165 - Published: 3/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Rumors of the Good Kind by metro.max reviews
When Sirius Black discovers his best mate's little crush, he can't help but tell the world... as well as rubbing it in James Potter's face at every waking moment possible. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/2/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Camera shy by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
There is a saying in certain primitive cultures that a camera steals your soul. Under no circumstances does Lily Evans want her soul stolen by James Potter. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Silence by Oldach's Dream reviews
Silence from that night rang in my ears. It was deafening. Silence is the sound of death. A oneshot. Sirius’ POV the night the Potter’s are killed. Reedited for grammatical corrections.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Have you hugged your James Potter today? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A hug a day keeps James Potter at bay. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/13/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Falling Hard or Hardly Falling? by Alex202 reviews
Missing moments from Half Blood Prince. Ginny discusses her feelings on everything from Dean and Harry to Luna's commentating at the quidditch match. Gives an insight into the life of the young girl that Harry Potter fell for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,597 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Visiting Har I Mean, Ron by Two Drunk Elves reviews
“Ginny came in to visit while you were unconscious,” he [Ron] said, after a long pause, and Harry’s imagination zoomed into overdrive, rapidly constructing a scene in which Ginny, weeping over his lifeless form, confessed her feelings of deep attraction t
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Ginny W., Ron W.
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2116 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 363 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Smashed by Amethyst Schemes reviews
Lily's upset that she wasn't invited to Petunia's wedding and ends up more than a little tipsy. Awkwardness ensues when she runs into MWPP in the common room and proceeds to bewilder and bemuse the gang with her uncharacteristic drunken behavior.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,181 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
sweet and half forgotten by She's a Star reviews
I need you so much closer. [HarryGinny, postHBP.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Train Ride by Y. Kuang reviews
Missing moment from HBP. For anyone who thinks a year at Hogwarts isn't complete without a train ride to Platform Nine and Three Quarters. HG Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Kiss by simplysarcastic reviews
I’ve heard you can learn everything you want to know about a man’s heart through just one kiss. We’ll see about that. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,047 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Marauder's Girl by Peachy Papayas reviews
James and Lily have always hated each other. But in their fourth year, a stupid dare compels James to ask out his enemy. When she refuses, he is shocked no girl has ever refused him before. And thus began his infatuation with a certain redhead...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,593 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4737 - Favs: 3,482 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Something Important by simplysarcastic reviews
Lily doesn't really like him, that boy with mystery in his eyes, but when he's smiling at her like that, she can't help but wonder why it's so hard to hate him sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Crossroads by Emmyjean reviews
In her seventh and final year at Hogwarts, Lily Evans finds herself facing a tragedy that leaves her life in pieces. She ultimately finds great strength both within herself and those she never would have expected. FINAL CHAPTER UP July 8 05!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 138,872 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 8/7/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Beautiful Game by gpoy reviews
[Finished] Ah, the world of Hogwarts Quidditch, the game is exciting, the players are worshiped, the commentating is explicit and James wants Lily on his team. Things could get rioty. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,003 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Final Draft by gpoy reviews
One shot. Here, read this speech. I went through a lot of pains to get it. It belongs to a certain best man, who read it at a certain wedding. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/27/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Incriminating Evidence by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter has a journal. It has nothing to do with Lily Evans. He has much more important things to write about. And if you believe that, I have twenty completely indestructable cauldrons to sell you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,158 - Follows: 586 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
In Theory by drowning goldfish reviews
When James blackmails Lily into spending time with him in order to get back her notes to study for her NEWTs, will she see the side of him that actually cares about her, or will she kill him before she gets the chance? lovehate, post Oopt. reviews loved!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/20/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Up to Speed by Amelia Bedelia reviews
Once best friends, Lily and James grew apart during their years at Hogwarts James, the popular prankster, Lily, the knowitall bystander. But will their past bring them back together? One shot. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Something Akin to A Love Story by MelissaMarie reviews
Once upon a time, there was a boy who loved a girl. But the boy was a bit of a moron, and the girl came to hate him and his insufferable big head more than just about anyone. For awhile at least.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,951 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 5/4/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Just A Word by Saucie reviews
She says You-Know-Who's name now. He hates it. (Ron's PoV)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Trouble With Being Perfect by KirbeeDesirae reviews
Finished I am James Potter and I am perfect. This is my story and my struggle to win Lily Evans, despite my perfection. Based on information from OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,702 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Live, Love, and Die by Zetta reviews
Rose Evans watched her daughter live, love and die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
James, Sirius, and Peter try to answer one of the age old questions of the world: does Remus Lupin like boys or girls?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
James Potter and the Year of Chasing by Ashfae reviews
James Potter has just started his sixth year at Hogwarts. He's looking forward to exploring the school, playing Quidditch, and causing as much trouble as humanly (or inhumanly) possible. But Lily Evans might be more trouble than he's bargained for...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,357 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 8/28/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Just Whistle by She's a Star reviews
'She REALLY wished he would stop smiling at her like that...she knew what boys like James Potter wanted when they smiled at pretty girls. Lily Evans definitely wasn't one of those girls.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Slap by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Now in fifth year, Harry, Hermione, and Ron play a deadly game of skill, cunning, and concentration to pass the time…Slap.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 149 - Published: 3/25/2002
Severus Snape and the SexEd Snafu by Grindylowe reviews
If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
Pretty Fly (for that Snape Guy) by Magenta reviews
Harry and co. take a *musical* approach during a particularly bad potions lesson. The wizarding version of the Offspring's 'Pretty Fly for a White Guy'. And yes, I am insane! R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2001
The Slytherin Kama Sutra by Angie Astravic reviews
Sex education at Hogwarts: After Draco Malfoy has a near-fatal encounter with Dark Magic, Professor McGonagall decides it needs to be taught earlier. Note the R rating. Nothing explicit, but quite a lot is implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/6/2001 - Published: 11/1/2000
The Confessions Booth by Topaz reviews
"Bless me, Snape, for I have sinned..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2000
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Have Yourself a Very Severus Christmas reviews
Severus Snape would like to wish his colleagues a happy Christmas - for the love of Merlin, would someone do something about all that dratted mistletoe? This is a school, not a pornography.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
So You're a Masochist: the Art of Sidekicking reviews
If you reckon you're tough, funny, and attractive enough for the job – or if, like me, you'd very little choice in the matter – then this book is the stylish monochrome wardrobe to your Death Eater; the hair product to your Malfoy; the... must I go on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,278 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Love, Chuck reviews
Every summer, Blair asks Nate for a love letter, classic and romantic. Every summer, Nate forgets. The August before their Junior year, Blair finds a stack of unsent letters in unsealed envelopes - one for each forgotten summer. From the wrong person.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,372 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
