Media: Fic
Type: One-shot
Title: Text Me a Happy New Year
Author: lola_mejor
Word Count: ~16,000 (whoa) - but it's all in text-message form so the actual content is probably MUCH less than that
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Fluff, crack, angst, humor, romance, partridge in a pear tree
Pairings: Klaine
Spoilers: Nope... well kinda for speculation on a spoiler that turned out to not be true so it's not even worth mentioning cos if you don't know it, you won't get it!
Warning: Underage drinking
Disclaimer: I hacked the fictional text messages of fictional characters that don't belong to me. Mea culpa.
Summary: No internet and no Kurt for over a week? Thank god for cell-phones. (Or: the one were Blaine goes away with his extended family every holiday season and 2011/2012 is no different)
SATURDAY
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 9:00 AM
We can do this. It's only a week
Kurt
12/24/2011 9:03 AM
It's not a week. It's 9 days.
That is OVER a week
Kurt
12/24/2011 9:04 AM
Sorry, I know. You're right.
We can do this
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 9:07 AM
I will miss you so much
Kurt
12/24/2011 9:07 AM
I will miss you so much
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 9:09 AM
Haha jinx. Seriously tho. I'm
excited to see my cousins…
I just don't think I'd realised that
I wouldn't be seeing you every day
Kurt
12/24/2011 9:13 AM
I wish your family didn't
celebrate the holidays so
far away. It's so isolating –
especially with no wifi
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 9:15 AM
Holidays is about family
only for us – I've never been
able to see friends during the holidays
so it's normal
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 9:16 AM
Not that I don't want to spend
them with you too – you're
obviously more than a friend
Kurt
12/24/2011 9.18 AM
But not quite family?
Kurt
12/24/2011 9.19 AM
Arg. Ignore me. Of course
I'm not family – I'm sorry.
Need to think before
hitting "send" on texts
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 9:22 AM
You're more than family
because I know you love me
unconditionally
Kurt
12/24/2011 9:25 AM
Oh Blaine. :( You are perfect
to me
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 9:31 AM
At airport now. Gossip has
moved on to cousins. Line for
bag drop is crazy
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 9:34 AM
Coffee prices at airports
are extortion
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 9:35 AM
And it's shit coffee
Kurt
12/24/2011 9:37 AM
How did you do the bag drop
so quickly? And yes of course
RE coffee. I feel your pain
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 9:40 AM
Carry-on only.
Kurt
12/24/2011 9:41 AM
You've packed for 10 days
with only carry-on luggage?
You're in for a shock when we
travel together
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 9:43 AM
No I'm not – I saw your
luggage for Nationals remember?
I suspect when we travel together
I'll still only have carry-on
luggage cos your stuff will take
up both our luggage allowances
Kurt
12/24/2011 9:48 AM
I'll take that as a promise ;)
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 10:03 AM
Boarding now. Love you
Kurt
12/24/2011 10:05 AM
Love you too
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 10:16 AM
Older plane – no onboard
wifi etc :(
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 10:17 AM
Turning phone off now. Love
you so much. Miss you so much.
Kurt
12/24/2011 10:30 AM
However far away… I
will always love you
Kurt
12/24/2011 10.31 AM
That may or may not be
a test – get the reference?
Kurt
12/24/2011 10:50 AM
At the mall. I don't know how
Finn has ever managed at
Christmas before. He honestly
thought a wooden spoon might
be a good present for Carole.
Kurt
12/24/2011 11:03 AM
How does one give someone
a haircare or skincare product
as a gift without implying
that they *need* it?
Kurt
12/24/2011 11:06 AM
"Baby It's Cold Outside" just
played on store radio. I
absolutely zoned out from
the rest of the shop for the
whole song. I think Finn
thought I was having a seizure
or something.
Kurt
12/24/2011 11:26 AM
I'm glad you liked the present
I got you. I'm glad we
exchanged gifts before you
left, together.
Kurt
12/24/2011 11:28 AM
I love love LOVE the pendant
you got for me. I'm never
going to take it off. I love
being able to touch it through my
clothes and feel tethered to you.
Kurt
12/24/2011 12:03 PM
I can't stop messaging you.
Everything reminds me of you.
Just saw some shoes you'd like.
Kurt
12/24/2011 12:15 PM
I hope everything goes well
with your family this week.
I'm with you. Always
Kurt
12/24/2011 12:42 PM
Only just got to the pretentious
French deli before it closed.
Could have been disastrous.
Who closes at 12:30pm on
Christmas Eve?
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 1:03 PM
Landed. Flight from hell
mitigated by the playlist you
made me on my iPod :)
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 1:05 PM
How ever far away, I will
always love you – The Cure,
or more recently Adele…
"Lovesong". Did you ever doubt
I would recognize the lyric?
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 1:08 PM
What type of shoes? I want to
be shoe shopping with you
right now. Steeling myself for
the onslaught of family.
Kurt
12/24/2011 1:10 PM
I'd say to give my love to your
family… but I don't know them.
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 1:20 PM
I'll give them all your love
anyway – I'm going to spend
the whole time here gushing
about you. Added bonus that
it will make my Dad
uncomfortable :-/
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 1:26 PM
My cousin Nat already wants
to hear everything – she's seen
photos of you on fb and thinks
you're hot.
Kurt
12/24/2011 1:30 PM
Nat clearly has good taste :p
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 2:44 PM
If my Dad wasn't so serious in
his irrational fear of my sexuality
this would be funny
Kurt
12/24/2011 2:58 PM
Sorry was caught up in the
kitchen so only just saw your
message? What happened?
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 3:14 PM
The cousins all share a couple of
rooms – girls' room and boys' room.
Dad decided maybe I shouldn't
share with the boys this year.
*facepalm*
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 3:17 PM
My brilliant cousins told him to
stop being an idiot.
Kurt
12/24/2011 3:22 PM
So you're with the boys?
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 3:28 PM
Yup – and Jack brought his Xbox :D
Kurt
12/24/2011 3:32 PM
Oh god you're not going to
get any sleep are you?
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 3:40 PM
I might have to visit the girls' room
too – Hannah brought Singstar :)
Kurt
12/24/2011 3:56 PM
You're going to have fun :)
Just no flirty singing without me
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 4:01 PM
But Kuuuuuurt… that's like asking
me not to BREATHE!
Kurt
12/24/2011 4:08 PM
LOL true. Just make it clear
you're flirting with me in absentia
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 4:16 PM
Deal. Going for a walk with cousins –
they've threatened to steal my
phone and read all our messages
unless I leave it here. Love you
Kurt
12/24/2011 4:24 PM
K. Change your passcode. Kitchen
crisis I need to concentrate on
here (Finn – of course). Have fun
Kurt
12/24/2011 6:05 PM
I can't believe it's Christmas
again already. Everything seems
happier this year. I hope
things are going well there
Kurt
12/24/2011 7:38 PM
What are you doing for dinner?
Carole and I made a hearty
ratatouille which I deem a
success. Rachel is here too. The
only thing missing is you
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 8:24 PM
Can't. Move. Mushroom. Risotto.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 8:30 PM
Will you still love me when I
can't fit into my pants because
I've eaten so much good food
this week?
Kurt
12/24/2011 8:34 PM
Of course. I like you better
with no pants anyway :p
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 8:50 PM
OH MY GOD Nat saw your last
message and now everyone's
teasing me!
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 9:02 PM
Why can't my Dad accept me
like everyone else does?
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 9:03 PM
Seriously. My cousin Jack is a
capital J jock even he thought
we look cute together in our
prom photos :)
Kurt
12/24/2011 9:05 PM
You're showing everyone photos
of us? You Dad will come around
eventually. He has to
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 9:12 PM
Thanks. And of COURSE I'm showing
everyone photos of us. You're the
single most important thing/person
in the world to me
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 9:14 PM
Love you. Miss you
Kurt
12/24/2011 9:22 PM
You are EVERYTHING that is RIGHT
with this world. Never forget that.
Love you too
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 9:30 PM
OH MY GOD YOU TWO ARE SICKENING
WITH YOUR CUTENESS! WE'VE
CONFISCATED BLAINEY'S PHONE SO
HE'LL PLAY WITH US! XOXO NAT &
HANNAH
Kurt
12/24/2011 9:40 PM
Take care of him girls – and have
fun. Tell him I miss him
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 11:48 PM
It's safe again. I think I'm addicted
to texting you. It was like I was in
withdrawal
Kurt
12/24/2011 11:50 PM
I had to give my phone to Finn
(obviously he's given it back now) to
stop myself from texting
embarrassing sweet nothings
to your cousins
Blaine 3
12/24/2011 11:53 PM
That would've made their
night :) Can I call you now?
Kurt
12/24/2011 11:55 PM
You better :)
Kurt
12/25/2011 12:32 AM
Loved hearing your voice.
Merry Christmas and sleep tight
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 12:35 AM
Merry Christmas Kurt. Sweet
dreams. I love you xx
Kurt
12/25/2011 12:38 AM
xx
SUNDAY
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 7:14 AM
I got a toy puppy! It's the
CUTEST. THING. EVER
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 7:25 AM
Hannah and Nat love their scarves –
thanks for helping me choose
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 7:31 AM
I LOVE CHRISTMAS! It's just so
EXCITING giving people presents
and making them happy!
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 7:32
Love you… mwah!
Kurt
12/25/2011 7:35 AM
What are you on? How are
you awake right now? You
and Finn… honestly
Kurt
12/25/2011 7:36 AM
Love you too of course – love
that you get so excited about things.
You're beautiful. Merry Christmas,
and go back to sleep.
Kurt
12/25/2011 9:09 AM
It snowed overnight – I'm humming
"Walking in a Winter Wonderland"
while moisturizing and looking out
over the yard
Kurt
12/25/2011 9:13 AM
Did you actually take my advice
and go back to sleep?
Kurt
12/25/2011 9:16 AM
Hope you're having fun. I'm
making pancakes and will then
be starting the turkey. No rest
for the fabulous
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 9:35 AM
Sorry was caught in epic
pillowfort-building and then
battle against insurgents.
Ludovic is not a good guard dog
so the fort was overrun by the
girls pretty quickly
Kurt
12/25/2011 9:40 AM
Ok that makes no sense
whatsoever :)
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 9:55
Oh I named the toy puppy
Ludovic. You'll understand
when you see him.
Kurt
12/25/2011 10:04 AM
I wouldn't count on that….
but it sounds like you're having
a great time
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 10:31 AM
Second round of presents (with
parents and aunts and uncles).
Overwhelming.
Kurt
12/25/2011 10:40 AM
Overwhelming? Good? Bad? We're
about to start presents here
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 10:49 AM
Overwhelming good. My aunts
and uncles got us SEASON tickets
to the Westerville Community Theatre.
Mom must have helped with that.
Kurt
12/25/2011 10:51 AM
Us?
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 10:55 AM
Yep – US. As in you and me, as in
Blaine and his BOYFRIEND. I
can't even describe this.
Kurt
12/25/2011 11:00 AM
Blaine that is wonderful. Truly.
And of course thank them
from me as well
Kurt
12/25/2011 11:13 AM
Ok my turn to be overwhelmed.
Finn got us a framed picture from
the filming of the Christmas
Special – it looks like it's during
"Let It Snow".
Kurt
12/25/2011 11:15 AM
It's a black and white picture too
Kurt
12/25/2011 11:19 AM
Oh my god he engraved a message
on the back. How can he be so
clueless most of the time then do
something amazing like this?
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 11:25 AM
Well what does the message say?
Kurt
12/25/2011 11:32 AM
It says "To my brother Kurt, who
taught me about joy and love.
Finn."
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 11:45 AM
Oh wow. That's amazing Kurt.
But I understand. You taught ME
about joy and love too. It's a gift
you have
Kurt
12/25/2011 11:52 AM
Shut up or you'll make me cry,
and I need all my faculties for
this turkey.
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 12:09 PM
We're not allowed phones at
Christmas dinner. I love you.
I'll be thinking of you all the time.
Talk in a couple of hours xx
Kurt
12/25/2011 12:11 PM
Ok. Love you too. Talk soon xx
Kurt
12/25/2011 12:40 PM
I've ruined the turkey :(
Kurt
12/25/2011 12:43 PM
I know what you're going to say
to that, but I did. It's somehow
dry even though I've had the temp
right and have been basting
MORE than adequately
Kurt
12/25/2011 1:20 PM
Finn doesn't seem to think I've
ruined the turkey. But then I think
he'd probably eat it raw if he was
hungry enough
Kurt
12/25/2011 1:52 PM
I say this every year, but I will NOT
be doing a trifle next year – they're
just always too sticky and somehow
too soggy.
Kurt
12/25/2011 3:06 PM
Miss you. This morning I was busy
but now that lunch is over… you're
missing from my Christmas
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 3:18 PM
I'm sure you're turkey was AMAZING.
Family singstar tournament about to
start. It's in the bag
Kurt
12/25/2011 3:30 PM
I'm sure you do – just try to
sing something other than Katy
Perry and Pink once in a while
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 3:34 PM
Hey I can't control what's on
singstar!
Kurt
12/25/2011 4:16 PM
Finn is making me watch action
movies. Apparently it's "his turn"
to choose movies. I didn't realize
we had turns
Kurt
12/25/2011 4:48 PM
Ok James Bond is ok. Young
Sean Connery… wow.
Kurt
12/25/2011 5:07 PM
You can't still be in the midst of
a singstar battle?
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 5:36 PM
We just finished up with singstar and
it's my turn to help with dinner.
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 5:40 PM
My mom joined us. We sang together.
Kurt
12/25/2011 6:02 PM
But she hasn't sung with you since…?
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 6:07 PM
I know. I missed singing with her. After
we finished I asked her why she
stopped after Sadie Hawkins… she
said it was because she felt guilty.
Kurt
12/25/2011 6:12 PM
Guilty? What like her singing with you
made you gay and therefore attacked
by Neanderthals?
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 6:15 PM
Pretty much. She said she knows it
was stupid. And… and that she's happy
for me. For us – that we found each
other and love each other
Kurt
12/25/2011 6:23 PM
Oh Blaine that's… your family should
get away more often if it's going to
make them see sense.
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 6:30 PM
It's all thanks to you. I'm so lucky Kurt.
SO lucky to have you – that you love me
Kurt
12/25/2011 6:36 PM
You're going to make me cry again.
The feeling is 100% mutual. Now get
back to cooking mister!
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 6:58 PM
Can't quite get the pasta sauce as good
as when you make it. But everyone
seems to like it here.
Kurt
12/25/2011 7:14 PM
I can't believe you're eating pasta
after a massive Christmas lunch. We're
having minestrone.
Kurt
12/25/2011 7:16 PM
Finn is disappointed he doesn't get
pasta.
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 8:02 PM
Snuggling with the girls to watch
Miracle on 42nd Street
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 8:04 PM
HEY KUUURT. BLAINEY LOOOOOVES
YOU!
Kurt
12/25/2011 8:05 PM
Hi girls :) I most definitely love Blaine
too!
Kurt
12/25/2011 8:08 PM
Don't let him hog all the solos on
singstar – he's a total performance
addict
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 8:11 PM
OH LIKE WE DIDN'T KNOW ALREADY!
HE'S BEEN HOGGING THE LIMELIGHT
SINCE HE WAS IN DIAPERS
LOLOLOLOLOL!
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 9:54 PM
I love Christmas movies (it's me again –
girls have gone to bed and I'm in the
boys' room now)
Kurt
12/25/2011 10:03 PM
Calling you now xx
Kurt
12/25/2011 11:23 PM
Wish I was there with you – your
Christmas sounds perfect so far
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 11:30 PM
Wish you were here too – holding me
in your arms under the warm covers
Kurt
12/25/2011 11:34 PM
Le sigh. Me too. Good night xx
Blaine 3
12/25/2011 11:44 PM
G'night xx only one week to go now
Kurt
12/25/2011 11:52 PM
Still too long. Miss you mon amour
MONDAY
Kurt
12/26/2011 9:04 AM
Morning my love
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 9:48 AM
Morning sexy
Kurt
12/26/2011 9:52 AM
Nat? Hannah? Have you stolen
Blaine's phone again?
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 10:02 AM
No silly it's me!
Kurt
12/26/2011 10:08 AM
You called me sexy
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 10:13 AM
Uh yeah - cos you are :) I woke up
thinking about you… well parts of
me were DEFINITELY thinking
about you ;)
Kurt
12/26/2011 10:20 AM
BLAINE ANDERSON! What if your
cousins see this conversation?
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 10:24 AM
They'll know how much you turn
me on (which is a LOT, just in
case that wasn't clear)
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 10:29 AM
Anyway I'm with Jack and Luke –
they're not nearly the gossips
that Nat and Hannah are.
Kurt
12/26/2011 10:32 AM
Ok well… you know I feel the same
way. I'm quite… uhhh… restless for
you actually.
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 10:36 AM
Do tell… ?
Kurt
12/26/2011 10:41 AM
NO I AM NOT GOING TO SEXT
WITH YOU!
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 10:45 AM
Ok Luke saw that message. I
think you were right to be cautious
– I can hear him shouting his
discovery to the girls.
Kurt
12/26/2011 10:51 AM
Oh my god that's mortifying
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 10:54 AM
It's pretty funny actually. And I
think it's given me some added
street cred
Kurt
12/26/2011 10:56 AM
Added? Like you had any street
cred before…
Kurt
12/26/2011 11:03 AM
I'm meeting Rachel now - she's
having people over for a holiday
season soiree tonight. Wish you
could come
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 11:09 AM
HAHAHA I'LL BET BLAINE WISHES
HE COULD COME TOO! LATER
DUDE - LUKE
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 11:11 AM
Sorry! Cellphone-gate here. Going to
hide this and concentrate on the
annual Anderson Family table tennis
tournament. The "Anderson Shield"
has my name on it – just gotta beat
Dad.
Kurt
12/26/2011 11:15 AM
Oh my god your cousins! I'm blushing!
Good luck winning the shield. I
believe in you. Love you
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 11:18 AM
Oh I'll get Luke back. I'm pretty sure
he has been sexting his girlfriend in
the middle of the night. There will
be evidence
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 11:19 AM
Not *that* sort of evidence! I mean
messages on his phone!
Kurt
12/26/2011 11:20 AM
I don't want to know… but haha
Kurt
12/26/2011 12:05 PM
Rachel is her own worst enemy.
Kurt
12/26/2011 12:13 PM
But she has a great basement for
parties – we're just laying off the
alcohol this time. And the spin
the bottle.
Kurt
12/26/2011 1:10 PM
Did you win the shield? What are
you up to this afternoon?
Kurt
12/26/2011 2:30 PM
Ok I've rearranged the clothes in my
wardrobe based on color, length,
and even vintage. Worried about
you
Kurt
12/26/2011 2:32 PM
Sorry I'm being clingy. I just
miss you.
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 2:54 PM
Sorry I just can't talk right now.
My dad…
Kurt
12/26/2011 3:01 PM
Ok now I'm really worried about you
can I call you?
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 3:03 PM
No not yet I just need some time to
think. Or not think. Or something
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 3:05 PM
Why did I let myself believe that
everything was better?
Kurt
12/26/2011 3:10 PM
Blaine pick up the phone. Please?
At least tell me what's happened?
I love you so much I can't stand
thinking that you're hurting
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 3:23 PM
My aunt asked me about next year
at lunch and I mentioned maybe
trying to graduate early – like
we discussed…
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 3:25 PM
Apparently Dad thinks I should be
careful I don't "compromise my
future" by graduating early. I don't
think New York is in his plan for me
Kurt
12/26/2011 3:28 PM
Oh Blaine. Let me call you? Please?
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 3:30 PM
I just need a couple of hours Kurt.
I'm going to blow some shit up on
Call of Duty with the guys. Love you
Kurt
12/26/2011 3:32 PM
Ok but text me or call me ANY time.
I love you and will be thinking
about you the whole time. LOVE
YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 3:40 PM
Thanks. Love you too
Kurt
12/26/2011 4:23 PM
I know you're busy and won't
respond, but if your Dad can't get it
through his head that this is your
life, that's his problem, not ours
Kurt
12/26/2011 5:34 PM
But I don't want you to come to
New York just to be with me. It is
genuinely YOUR life Blaine. I love
you and that means supporting
you in what YOU want to do
Kurt
12/26/2011 5:40 PM
And we don't know what will happen
anyway. I mean I don't know if I'll
even get into NYADA – Rachel is trying
to be all brave about how they "have to"
take us but I don't know…
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 6:02 PM
Kurt, relax. I want to come to New York.
With you. Just give me some time now
please
Kurt
12/26/2011 6:05 PM
Ok. xx
Kurt
12/26/2011 7:46 PM
I think there's something about Rachel's
basement. No alcohol this time but
people are just as crazy. Maybe it's the
sparkly pink microphone.
Kurt
12/26/2011 8:16 PM
All I can do is think about you. And try
to fend off Puckerman's weird dance
moves
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 9:35 PM
Are you able to talk now if I call you?
Kurt
12/26/2011 9:36 PM
Of course – I'll just go up and lock
myself in Rachel's room
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 11:02 PM
For the millionth time, thank you and
I love you. Gosh I love you so much.
You make everything seem ok just
with the sound of your voice. Miss
you xx
Kurt
12/26/2011 11:05 PM
I genuinely mean everything I say
Blaine. And it *is* possible your Dad is
just trying to be sure that you'll be
happy
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 11:09 PM
I don't want to start the whole debate
again, so I'll just say I hope you're right
Kurt
12/26/2011 11:13 PM
Glass half full – you're the one who
taught me that. He didn't say you shouldn't
graduate early, he just said you should be
careful
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 11:16 PM
I know. It's just… he then left on the next
flight home. I mean yeah he said it was
for some work emergency… but what if
that was just an excuse?
Blaine 3
12/26/2011 11:18 PM
Is he really so disappointed in me that
he can't stand to be in the same house?
Kurt
12/26/2011 11:23 PM
I'm calling you again
Kurt
12/27/2011 12:34 AM
I wish I could kiss away those tears.
Snuggle up with Ludovic, and try to
get some sleep. Tomorrow will be
better. I love you
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 12:40 AM
Thank you Kurt. Good night. One less
day until I can snuggle with you instead…
feel your arms around me. Safe
Kurt
12/27/2011 12:42 AM
xxxxxxxxxxxx. I'll always do my best to
keep you safe
TUESDAY
Kurt
12/27/2011 8:58 AM
Morning my love. How are you
feeling today?
Kurt
12/27/2011 9:34 AM
Apparently I've been "moping" and
Carole is staging an intervention –
brunch at Lima Bean
Kurt
12/27/2011 10:03 AM
Being here just makes me miss you
more. There is some weird old couple
at *our* table
Kurt
12/27/2011 10:10 AM
Blaine?
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 10:24 AM
Hi. Sorry. Was trying to sleep as long
as possible. Easier that way. Thank
you again for being there last night
Kurt
12/27/2011 10:27 AM
I wish I could have actually been
there in person. I miss your smell. Is it
weird I've been sleeping with one of
your T-shirts?
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 10:34 AM
It's not weird because I'm sleeping with
your scarf every night. Luke figured it
out and is calling it my "kurblankie"
Kurt
12/27/2011 10:40 AM
Ok you win that one. Really though.
How are you?
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 11:01 AM
I'm ok I guess. Just stressed out. My dad
isn't even at work – I tried calling there
Kurt
12/27/2011 11:23 AM
He's in Lima – I just saw him at the
bookshop
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 11:34 AM
What? What is he doing there? Did
you talk to him?
Kurt
12/27/2011 11:45 AM
I didn't talk to him, I just saw him.
He was talking to the sales person
and then the next time I looked up
from browsing the biographies his
car was pulling out of the parking
lot
Kurt
12/27/2011 11:58 AM
I'm sorry sometimes knowing too much
is not helpful. We don't know what's
going on. Maybe you should call his
cell?
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 12:03 PM
To say what? "I'm sorry you hate me
so much you have to leave our annual
Christmas vacation?" I don't think there's
anything left to say
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 12:49 PM
Thank you for calling. Everything spirals
out of control in my head sometimes
Kurt
12/27/2011 1:03 PM
Anytime. Love you
Kurt
12/27/2011 1:20 PM
I'm going to pretend to be moping
and missing you more often. Carole
making my favourite cookies and Finn
and Rachel just rented like every musical
ever to watch this afternoon, and
brought ice cream
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 1:28 PM
That's spooky. My aunt and cousins
are pretty much doing exactly the same
thing
Kurt
12/27/2011 1:37 PM
What are you going to watch?
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 1:42 PM
Don't judge me, but I'm feeling in a
Moulin Rouge mood
Kurt
12/27/2011 1:49 PM
We were going to go more classic
Broadway, but yeah I could watch
that. Rachel will live
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 2:04 PM
It'll be like we're watching it together.
Almost.
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 2:08 PM
Except Hannah and Nat are taking my
phone :( They say they love you, but that
you're stealing my attention
Kurt
12/27/2011 2:11 PM
Tell them it's a known fact that I just
can't help but pull focus :p
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 2:13 PM
Haha I did already. Love you. Talk
later
Kurt
12/27/2011 4:40 PM
What are you up to tonight? Mercedes
is coming over here. We're going to
rewatch last season's Project Runway
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 4:55 PM
Ewan McGregor reminds me of you –
but you're hotter :)
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 5:02 PM
All the adults are going out to dinner –
they're usually out pretty late and pretty
drunk when they get back. We're
planning a pajama party in the living
room
Kurt
12/27/2011 5:34 PM
Sounds like a fun night! Mercedes says hi.
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 7:09 PM
KUUUURTIE! YOU SHOULD BE HERE!
THE DRINKS ARE GOOOOOOOOD!
Kurt
12/27/2011 7:14 PM
Uh oh... What are you drinking?
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 7:30 PM
COCKTAILS! BLAINEY HAD NEVER HAD
A MARGARITA BEFORE! GOOD THING
WE BROUGHT ALL THE INGREDIENTS
FROM HOME!
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 7:42 PM
Oh. My. God. KURT – Margaritas are
AMAZING! I LOOOOOOOVE you!
Kurt
12/27/2011 8:00 PM
Please be sensible. Love you
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 8:14 PM
DUDE BLAINE IS SUCH A LIGHTWEIGHT!
Kurt
12/27/2011 8:18 PM
Ok can all the cousins at least sign their
names when they steal your phone so
I know who I'm talking to? I'm guessing
that was Luke?
Kurt
12/27/2011 8:20 PM
And yes I'm well aware of what Blaine is
like with alcohol in his system
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 8:14 PM
Hey chill we're looking after your boy.
It's Jack btw
Kurt
12/27/2011 8:17 PM
Oh hey Jack. And yes you'd better look
after him – or else I'm coming for you
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 8:28 PM
OOOOOH KURT'S GETTING MAD AT US!
DON'T WORRY – BLAINEY'S JUST HAVING
A GOOD TIME SINGING ALL HIS GLEE
TUNES! XO HANNAH
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 9:11 PM
Kurt I'm SOOOO sorry I'm hiding my phone
on my person where they won't find it now!
I LOOOOVE YOU!
Kurt
12/27/2011 9:21 PM
Do I even want to know where? Please be
careful. I love you.
Kurt
12/27/2011 10:13 PM
Mercedes just bet me $10 that you've
stripped down to your underwear and are
running around outside in the cold. I hate
to say I can see it happening
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 11:02 PM
WE JUST FOUND BLAINEY'S PHONE! HE'S
SLEEPING LIKE A BABY ON THE COUCH! No
naked running around don't worry Kurtie.
xx NAT
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 11:23 PM
NICE PHOTOS! YOU'RE A DAMNED FINE
LOOKING MAN KURT! HANNAH
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 11:30 PM
HAHA NICE TRY KURT! BLAINE IS ASLEEP
AND WE'RE NOT GIVING HIS PHONE
BACK NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES
YOU CALL!
Blaine 3
12/27/2011 11:34 PM
AWWW DID U NO HE HAS SAVED ALL
THESE ADORABLE MESSAGES FROM YOU
IN HIS NOTES PAGE?
Kurt
12/28/2011 12:04 AM
Thank GOD you woke up and got your phone
back. Thank you for calling me, even if I
could only understand every second word.
Now PLEASE have a glass of water, some
Tylenol, and go to bed!
Kurt
12/28/2011 12:06 AM
PS. I love you, even if you are a total drunken
idiot right now
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 12:06 AM
I'm sooooooo sorry Kurt. I love you to infinity.
Sleep now. Blaine so tired
Kurt
12/28/2011 12:09 AM
Aaaand you're speaking in the third person.
Get some sleep. Love you
WEDNESDAY
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 8:03 AM
Ugggghhhhhh. I never learn do I?
Kurt
12/28/2011 8:08 AM
Good morning to you too. Hung over?
Get some Gatorade into you – you'll
be dehydrated
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 8:14 AM
Uh huh, just as soon as I can get out of
bed. My head won't let me lift it more
than the inch it takes to look at my
phone. Ow
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 8:20 AM
I'm so embarrassed. And I'm sorry
Kurt
12/28/2011 8:31 AM
I'm guessing you didn't kiss or try to
have sex with anyone this time so
I'm sure it's ok
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 8:33 AM
Oh god you make it sound like I was
in heat
Kurt
12/28/2011 8:36 AM
That wouldn't be far from the truth
when there's alcohol in your system…
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 8:38 AM
Oh god I'm so sorry. And so embarrassed.
I really should just not get drunk
Kurt
12/28/2011 8:41 AM
S'ok. I love you for being you. The whole
kit and caboodle
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 8:47 AM
Anyway, I did NOT try to kiss or
have sex with anyone last night…
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 8:51 AM
… tho I may have got all sorts of emotional
and told the girls – IN WAAAY TOO MUCH
DETAIL – just how much I love you and
how sexy you are and how you make me feel
Kurt
12/28/2011 8:54 AM
Ok that *is* a bit embarrassing. For me
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 9:05 AM
Don't be embarrassed by how amazing
you are and how you make me feel. I
love that
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 9:11 AM
Ugh hurry up and work Tylenol
Kurt
12/28/2011 9:23 AM
Have a shower and go for a walk in
the cool air. You'll feel better
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 9:49 AM
Are you busy? Can I call you while
I'm walking? Want to hear your voice…
Kurt
12/28/2011 10:01 AM
Of course. I'm out running errands
but I've just put my headphones in so
I can talk as I go
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 10:42 AM
Thank you for singing to me. Warm
fuzzies
Kurt
12/28/2011 10:45 AM
Well I was in the car – seems natural I
should sing our car song xx
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 10:51 AM
Weird that you saw my Dad's car
though
Kurt
12/28/2011 11:00 AM
I'm sorry I shouldn't have said
anything – it looked like his car but
I only saw it for a second and there
was too much traffic to stop. It
probably wasn't his
Kurt
12/28/2011 11:03 AM
It probably wasn't him. I mean, why
would he be at McKinley in the middle
of the winter break?
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 11:06 AM
That's the question that's killing me
right now
Kurt
12/28/2011 11:10 AM
Love you so much. Try not to dwell
on what your dad is or isn't doing.
Have fun with the girls or something
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 11:19 AM
Yes sir :) Actually the weather's crappy
today so we're going to watch a season
of Gossip Girl… just can't decide which one
Kurt
12/28/2011 11:23 AM
Pick the one with the most Chuck Bass
in it… hmmmm Chuck
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 11:30 AM
Is that why you like it when I look
particularly dapper hm? I'm more of a Nate
man myself
Kurt
12/28/2011 11:34 AM
I don't know… something about the badboy
factor. But then Dan has adorable hair
depending on the season. I love that hint
of curl :)
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 11:40 AM
Yeah you do :D
Kurt
12/28/2011 12:23 PM
What do you guys usually do for NYE? I
currently have ZERO plans and it's just
pathetic. I know it's going to be me and
Dad watching old movies again
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 12:40 PM
Depends. Sometimes we go into town,
sometimes we just stay at the house.
We haven't decided yet. You should create
the plans if there's nothing going on so far
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 1:18 PM
I'd forgotten about the "Jenny's fashion line"
story arc in GG. It's… interesting
Kurt
12/28/2011 1:31 PM
I always thought it was pedestrian –
looking for shock value only, channeling
"heroin chic". The girl has crazy skinny legs
though
Kurt
12/28/2011 1:56 PM
Trying to convince Finn we should have a
party at our place for NYE. He seems to think
internet gaming with Puck and Artie would
be more fun. WTF?
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 2:03 PM
Hey don't knock gaming – but tell him he can
do that any night, and anyway I want in so
they should wait til I'm back
Kurt
12/28/2011 2:14 PM
I don't know whether I'm still glad you and he
sorted out your issues… if I become an
RPG-widow because you spend all your time
gaming…
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 2:39 PM
You know that's not going to happen while
you still own and strut around in THOSE
jeans
Kurt 3
12/28/2011 2:44 PM
;)
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 3:32 PM
I have no idea how these girls wear
heels that high. It's like they're walking
on stilts
Kurt
12/28/2011 3:40 PM
Or phalluses. Some women insist high
heels are empowering because they
symbolize women walking on erect
penises
Kurt
12/28/2011 3:41 PM
Phalli?
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 3:51 PM
Who are you and what have you done
with my boyfriend? Kurt Hummel does
not text the phrase "erect penises"
Kurt
12/28/2011 3:58 PM
Hey it's the correct terminology and we're
having a fashion discussion here!
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 4:20 PM
You've been reading the fashion blogs all
afternoon haven't you?
Kurt
12/28/2011 4:23 PM
Maybe? You're not here to keep me distracted
with YOUR penis so what was I supposed to
do?
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 4:34 PM
Ok seriously is that Santana? Give Kurt the
phone back!
Kurt
12/28/2011 4:40 PM
Maybe I'm just… umm… *really* missing you
right now and trying not to get too worked up.
Clearly my subconscious is not letting that
happen.
Kurt
12/28/2011 4:42 PM
I'm looking at male fashion websites now…
plan to not get too worked up is failing
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 4:43 PM
REALLY?
Kurt
12/28/2011 4:45 PM
Uh huh... jus thinking of you now...
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 4:47 PM
Are you alone? I'm calling...
Kurt
12/28/2011 5:16 PM
I can't believe we just did that. I can't
believe it was ME who started that!
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 5:20 PM
Brain. Not. Working.
Kurt
12/28/2011 5:28 PM
:D
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 5:31 PM
Seriously. You sound so hot when you're…
just wow
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 5:34 PM
There is just no predicting you Kurt. I love
it so much. I love you so much
Kurt
12/28/2011 5:40 PM
You make me crazy. I can't predict me
anymore, and I love it. I can't wait until you're
really here again and we don't have to
imagine each other's hands…
Kurt
12/28/2011 5:43 PM
Ok I'm going to stop myself messaging right
there. You'd better clean out your messages
in case the cousins see it. I've got to clean up
and start on dinner.
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 6:01 PM
Good point – done. Love you
Kurt
12/28/2011 6:14 PM
Love you too! Finn has agreed RE party. Now
just to convince Dad and Carole :)
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 6:24 PM
Wish I could kiss you at midnight on NYE
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 6:36 PM
The girls are totally giggling at me. I think
they KNOW
Kurt
12/28/2011 7:00 PM
Oh god when I meet your cousins I'm just
going to die of humiliation aren't I?
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 7:07 PM
Are you kidding me? They'll immediately tell
you EVERY embarrassing story about me from
over the years. I'll be the one dying of
humiliation!
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 7:14 PM
What's for dinner in the Hummel-Hudson
household tonight?
Kurt
12/28/2011 7:34 PM
Baked atlantic salmon (with lime and cracked
pepper) on a bed of couscous, with broccolini
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 7:48 PM
Oh wow that sounds AMAZING. My mouth is
watering even though I just ate my weight in
pepperoni pizza
Kurt
12/28/2011 7:56 PM
You're enjoying the healthy lifestyle there
then? ;)
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 7:59 PM
I maintain that pepperoni is a core food
group. Ask Finn – he agrees with me
Kurt
12/28/2011 8:05 PM
Dietetically speaking, you two would be like
the blind leading the blind, in a field of
thorns
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 8:11 PM
Good thing I've got my cheeky grin then.
Wish you could see it now cos you'd melt
and agree with me on the pepperoni thing
Kurt
12/28/2011 8:20 PM
Well I'd melt into your arms anyway… and
forgive you for the pepperoni thing
Kurt
12/28/2011 8:38 PM
I can't decide what to wear on NYE. I
might need to make something
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 8:45 PM
Is it going to be a theme party?
Kurt
12/28/2011 8:51 PM
Well Dad and Carole haven't even agreed
yet. They're "thinking about it". But yes –
I'm thinking "timeless" for the theme
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 9:01 PM
And what would you go as that's
timeless?
Kurt
12/28/2011 9:09 PM
Well obviously I'd have to pick a
timeless look. Maybe something from the
1920s – there were some fabulous hats
back then
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 9:14 PM
I hope they say yes to the party – and
then that you take heaps of photos!
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 9:16 PM
Can I call you now? Heading to bed soon…
sooo tired after last night
Kurt
12/28/2011 9:20 PM
Sure. You get no sympathy from me
though – it was entirely your choice to
down all those margaritas!
Kurt
12/28/2011 10:08 PM
Sweet dreams Mr Sleepyhead. Not long
now
Blaine 3
12/28/2011 10:19 PM
Hmmmm. Good night Kurt. I love you
Kurt
12/28/2011 10:23 PM
And you know I love you too xx
THURSDAY
Kurt
12/29/2011 9:02 AM
Morning! Great news! Dad and Carole
said yes to the party! Soooo much to do!
I'm heading over to Rachel's now to
organize the invitations and workshop
our costumes!
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 9:04 AM
Wish I could be there. Would James Bond
qualify as timeless enough for a costume?
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 9:06 AM
No wait! The Doctor! I would totally go as
the Doctor – I've already got the bow ties :D
Kurt
12/29/2011 9:10 AM
As in Dr Who? The Doctor is actually a
pretty cool idea and nice play on the concept.
Wish you could be here to do it
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 9:23 AM
You and me both. My Dad is apparently
coming back for the weekend…
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 9:24 AM
I don't know what to expect Kurt
Blaine 3
12/292011 9:28 AM
It's like he goes out of his way to ruin
things when I'm happy
Kurt
12/29/2011 9:33 AM
Try not to think about it for now. You
can't control what will happen at the
weekend – and you've got two days
to enjoy first, right?
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 9:39 AM
Yeah you're right :) Jack, Luke and I are
going on a scavenger hunt in a little bit –
I won't be taking my phone FYI
Kurt
12/29/2011 9:45 AM
What will you be scavenging?
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 9:52 AM
Whatever. It's really just an excuse to
run around the countryside climbing
fences and hedges… trying not to get
caught by the owners
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 9:54 AM
There's usually competitive
skinny-dipping too
Kurt
12/29/2011 10:01 AM
How on earth does one do that
competitively?
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 10:03 AM
It's all about location of the pond, or
stream – proximity to the public – and
at this time of year the temperature
of the water is also a factor
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 10:10 AM
It's a complex scoring system. Needless
to say I usually win :D
Kurt
12/29/2011 10:18 AM
Why am I not surprised? Have fun – it
sounds like you will. Just be careful, k?
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 10:25 AM
Yup. Love you
Kurt
12/29/2011 11:34 AM
ARGH! I know you're probably busy
frolicking in a pond by the highway
right now, but Rachel is driving me
INSANE!
Kurt
12/29/2011 11:47 AM
You cannot expect people to come a
party if you serve vegan snacks ONLY!
Kurt
12/29/2011 11:51 AM
She even wants to put on the invitation
that it's to be a "vegan event". *facepalm*
Kurt
12/29/2011 12:21 PM
Ok I don't want to freak you out, but I
think I just saw your Dad's car again – in
that warehousing district where that
good costume shop is
Kurt
12/29/2011 12:30 PM
I'm sure it's nothing, or I've got the wrong
car or whatever. Shit I shouldn't have sent
you that message
Kurt
12/29/2011 1:14 PM
I love you so much. Just ignore all the
negative. Hope your scavenger hunt was…
fruitful?
Kurt
12/29/2011 2:01 PM
Please message or call as soon as you get
back to let me know I haven't totally ruined
your day. I'm sorry. I love you so much
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 2:41 PM
Kurt relax. I'm sure Dad just had some
business client there – he deals with freight
companies a lot – it's not unusual he'd be in
the warehousing district on the edge of town
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 2:43 PM
Besides, I've had an OUTSTANDING day and
refuse to let him ruin it from afar :D
Kurt
12/29/2011 3:11 PM
Phew. So how was your day so outstanding?
Oh Rachel has agreed to leave the vegan thing
off the invites, but is still claiming it'll be a
vegan party
Kurt
12/29/2011 3:12 PM
Given the party is at my house, not hers,
I'll just make the snacks I want to make.
She'll live
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 3:18 PM
Oh man she's going to be so amusingly pissed
at you when she finds out you've done that.
You're right though – distract her with
something else and she'll get over it real
quick
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 4:01 PM
We went SO far on our hunt today – up hill
and down dale, as my grandmother would
have put it
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 4:03 PM
And I totally won the skinny dipping
competition for swimming upstream against
the current of an irrigation channel next to
a truck stop
Kurt
12/29/2011 4:10 PM
You did WHAT? You could have drowned!
Do you know how dangerous irrigation
channels are?
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 4:14 PM
But it was fine!
Kurt
12/29/2011 4:20 PM
I really worry about you sometimes, you
know that?
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 4:34 PM
I know. Anyway we found all these
awesome retro tins down the bottom
of an enormous field – like old tinned
spaghetti with cool retro 60s designs. They
look like Warhols.
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 4:42 PM
And I found this AWESOME old riding boot.
I wish I had the other one and could wear
them – it's halfway between proper
equestrian and cowboy
Kurt
12/29/2011 4:48 PM
There is no adequate way to express the
sarcasm with which I mean this in a text:
nice haul
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 4:51 PM
Spoilsport. The loot isn't the point anyway.
It was just fun
Kurt
12/29/2011 4:56 PM
I'm really glad you had fun. And to be honest
the boot sounds kinda cool. Take some photos
and we'll try and find some like it online
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 5:03 PM
I'll just bring the boot home!
Kurt
12/29/2011 5:14 PM
I don't think that's strictly necessary…
nor sanitary
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 5:20 PM
This is me pouting at you: *pouts*
Kurt
12/29/2011 5:23 PM
God you're so weird. You want to bring
a boot you found in a field across the
country home to show me. I should be
glad it's not a dead animal
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 5:26 PM
Well actually, since I'm pretty sure the
boot is leather…
Kurt
12/29/2011 5:35 PM
Oh shut up! You are INCORRIGIBLE!
Kurt
12/29/2011 5:37 PM
And I love you ;)
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 5:40 PM
Yeah you do. And I love you :) Making
brownies now though. No distracting!
Kurt
12/29/2011 5:50 PM
Brownies for dinner?
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 6:04 PM
No silly, for AFTER dinner. The house
has two kitchens…
Kurt
12/29/2011 6:10 PM
You never told me that! Can we get
married in that house? Imagine the catering!
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 6:14 PM
I love that your first thought was to the
catering possibilities
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 6:19 PM
And yes of course… xx
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 6:24 PM
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE ENGAGED?
SQUEEEEE!
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 6:30 PM
Sorry! That was Hannah. She's only 14.
They stole my phone again (well I kinda half
dropped it in the brownies batter). I've explained
that we're not engaged of course
Kurt
12/29/2011 6:32 PM
Haha. She's cute. I love that we can vaguely
talk about a far away future without freaking
out though
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 6:34 PM
I hope it is our far away future
Kurt
12/29/2011 6:40 PM
Me too
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 6:53 PM
OH MY GOD STOP BEING SO CUTE IT'S
MAKING THE BROWNIES SEEM SAVORY!
XOXO NAT
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 7:02 PM
ARGH! I'm hiding my phone again. LOVE YOU
Kurt
12/29/2011 7:14 PM
Love you too. Busy working on my costume
anyway – I'm going as Fred Astaire and
Quinn has agreed to be my Ginger Rogers
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 8:54 PM
That sounds AMAZING! Which outfits are you
going for? Are you making Quinn a feather
dress? I demand many photos!
Kurt
12/29/2011 8:58 PM
Yes we're trying to make a feather dress
equivalent. I'll be wearing something with a
bit more panache than Fred Astaire from that
scene though – I will be accessorizing to match
the dress
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 9:03 PM
I'm sure it'll be amazing.
Kurt
12/29/2011 9:14 PM
How did the brownies turn out?
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 9:32 PM
We may have eaten them all in one
sitting :)
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 9:46 PM
Hannah has the Astaire/Rogers movie
"Shall We Dance"! We're watching it now
and I'm imagining you in Astaire's role :D
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 9:52 PM
You're going to be irresistible in your
costume. Making me restless thinking
about it
Kurt
12/29/2011 10:18 PM
I'll make sure to model it for you when
you're back ;)
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 10:35 PM
You better. Though I'll probably only last
about 5 minutes admiring it before I'm
liberating you of the suit
Kurt
12/29/2011 10:44 PM
I hope that's a promise. Heading to bed
soon – phonecall?
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 10:46 PM
I'll call you as soon as the movie's over
Kurt
12/29/2011 10:50 PM
K
Blaine 3
12/29/2011 11:58 PM
Good night. And we should totally do an
Astaire number in Glee next year – like a
Gershwin or Irving Berlin classic. We'd
kill it
Kurt
12/30/2011 12:04 AM
I love that you want to do that. Can't wait.
Good night. Love you
FRIDAY
Kurt
12/30/2011 9:08 AM
I wish we were in Samoa
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 9:11 AM
Ummmm ok?
Kurt
12/30/2011 9:15 AM
You really have no access to the real
world there do you? There is no 30
December in Samoa this year. Something
about the international date line
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 9:19 AM
Ummm… ok? And? It's too early for me…
sorry brain not working
Kurt
12/30/2011 9:22 AM
Sigh. In Samoa this year everyone went
to bed on 29 December and then woke up
on 31 December. If we were in Samoa we'd
be one day closer to seeing each other
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 9:30 AM
Really? That's cool! And awwww… Kurt
xxxxxxxxx
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 9:31 AM
And yes I totally agree. That and I'm sure
there are tropical beaches there, so there'd be
that
Kurt
12/30/2011 9:34 AM
I'd maybe skip that part. I hate the heat
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 9:36 AM
You seem to think I'm hot and like that
though?
Kurt
12/30/2011 9:38 AM
If my eyes could roll any further back in my
head right now I'd be looking backwards
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 9:40 AM
Love you xx. What's on the Kurt agenda
today? More Rachel wrangling?
Kurt
12/30/2011 9:48 AM
Isn't there always? Now that I've perfected
my and Quinn's costume, Rachel wants my
input on hers
Kurt
12/30/2011 9:50 AM
I love her, but I'm sure there won't be enough
time to fix whatever monstrosity she's created
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 10:01 AM
If anyone can do it, you can my love
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 10:03 AM
I'm going shopping with Nat and Hannah
today – they want new dresses for
tomorrow night
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 10:04 AM
Can't imagine we'll find anything that
amazing in the small town, but should be
fun
Kurt
12/30/2011 10:11 AM
I thought you weren't going out for NYE?
Given how drunk you got a couple of
nights ago?
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 10:14 AM
You of all people should know that's no
reason to NOT go shopping for new dresses.
I want a new shirt too – didn't bring any
"going out" clothes with me
Kurt
12/30/2011 10:18 AM
Hang on, so you *are* going out tomorrow
night?
Kurt
12/30/2011 10:30 AM
Oh my god you totally are aren't you
Kurt
12/30/2011 10:44 AM
Blaine….
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 10:52 AM
What? So what if we're going out?
Kurt
12/30/2011 10:55 AM
a) You're clearly defensive. b) That
means you're probably planning on
drinking…
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 11:03 AM
Probably. It's NYE!
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 11:17 AM
Kurt…
Kurt
12/30/2011 11:24 AM
What? You know how I'm going to feel
about that. Is there any need for me to
say it?
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 11:30 AM
I don't need your permission you know.
My cousins and I are only together a
couple more days and we're planning a
fun night for NYE. What's the harm?
Kurt
12/30/2011 11:34 AM
The harm is you have NO self control
with alcohol – it's almost guaranteed to
end in drunken tears and you doing
something you'll regret!
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 11:40 AM
Not necessarily…
Kurt
12/30/2011 11:58 AM
Uh huh. Sure.
Blaine 3
12/30/3011 12:12 PM
Kurt, c'mon…
Kurt 3
12/30/2011 12:20 PM
I need to help Rachel for a bit. We can
talk about this later.
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 12:25 PM
Please let me be me
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 12:40 PM
Not that I think you're controlling… just
sometimes I don't want a baby sitter.
Sometimes I want to fuck up
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 12:45 PM
Not that I think you're my baby sitter!
I just… gosh Kurt can't you understand I
get enough shit and disappointment
from my Dad without getting it from
you too?
Kurt
12/30/2011 1:01 PM
I'm not trying to control you – I just
don't want you to get hurt
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 1:05 PM
I'm already hurt! My Dad drives a stake
through my heart every day with this
looks, his words… what he doesn't say. I
need an outlet
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 1:11 PM
He gets back here tomorrow and I do NOT
intend to spend a lot of time with him. I
intend to go out with the others and, yeah,
have a few drinks
Kurt
12/30/2011 1:17 PM
Blaine I know but this isn't the way to do it
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 1:23 PM
What just because it's not your way to
deal with things? What if I want to do this
Kurt? What are you going to do to stop me?
Kurt
12/30/2011 1:30 PM
Blaine, pick up the phone
Kurt
12/30/2011 1:47 PM
C'mon Blaine, let me talk to you. I love
you. I just want to be there for you
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 2:03 PM
Kurt it's Hannah. Just give him a bit.
We'll make sure he calls you soon. And for
what it's worth, we're doing our best to
take care of him for you
Kurt
12/30/2011 2:05 PM
Ok thanks.
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 3:01 PM
Hi. I love you. I'm sorry. I know you're just
trying to help
Kurt
12/30/2011 3:11 PM
I love you too silly. Now good to call?
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 3:12 PM
Please
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 4:00 PM
I promise I'll be really careful and make
Nat and Hannah and Luke and Jack
take care of me, ok?
Kurt
12/30/2011 4:06 PM
I know you'll do your best. I just wish I
could be there with you – to support you.
Kurt
12/30/2011 4:10 PM
I don't want you getting drunk to try to
forget about your Dad. That's not going to
help anything
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 4:24 PM
I know. And they'll make sure I don't do that.
And I'll have my phone so you'll probably be
getting a play-by-play anyway
Kurt
12/30/2011 4:30 PM
Just so long as you manage to NOT share our
intimate lives with your cousins this time
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 4:32 PM
No promises… it's hard enough not to shout
to the world about how sexy you are at the
best of times ;)
Kurt
12/30/2011 4:34 PM
Haha, yeah sure… you're silly
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 4:35 PM
I'm serious and you know it! xx
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 4:37 PM
Oh I found a new shirt – kinda retro black
polo with a funky little jazz piano picture
printed on the breast pocket
Kurt
12/30/2011 4:39 PM
Style? Fit?
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 4:42 PM
To quote Hannah: "holy crap Blainey where
have you been hiding those muscles!"
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 4:45 PM
;)
Kurt
12/30/2011 4:48 PM
Phew! Is it hot in here? ;)
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 5:16 PM
Dad just got in
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 5:32 PM
So far he's ignoring me… discussing
some business venture with Uncle Henry
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 5:35 PM
Or maybe they're talking about me. I can
see them through the glass doors and
they keep glancing at me. Am I being
paranoid?
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 6:01 PM
Kurt?
Kurt
12/30/2011 6:21 PM
Oh my gosh I'm SO sorry! Rachel had a
crisis baking her horrible muffins and
she was screeching so much I rushed out
of the house without my phone!
Kurt
12/30/2011 6:24 PM
Who cares what your Dad's talking about,
as long as he's leaving you alone. Just keep
doing your thing Blaine. I love you
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 6:34 PM
Thanks. Dinner's nearly ready. Phones
banned again. Talk later
Kurt
12/30/2011 6:40 PM
I know it's clichéd… but courage
Kurt
12/30/2011 6:58 PM
I totally forgot to explain Rachel's "crisis"?
She'd put paprika into the mix instead of
nutmeg; and then put the muffins into the
oven at a waaay too high temperature
Kurt
12/30/2011 7:02 PM
So obviously within about 20 minutes and
overheating the "muffins" looked like big
rusted spark plugs… and she freaked out
that they had somehow "mutated" and looked
like they were going to come to life
Kurt
12/30/2011 7:05 PM
I'm not even joking. It would be funny if it
were. But I'm just shaking my head…
Kurt
12/30/2011 8:08 PM
Hope dinner's ok. Love you
Kurt
12/30/2011 9:01 PM
Ok now I'm worried. I'm going to call at
9:30 if I haven't heard from you
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 9:03 PM
I'm here. Just don't have the energy right
now. Keep texting me about Rachel's
crazy. I like that
Kurt
12/30/2011 9:05 PM
What happened?
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 9:08 PM
I really don't have the energy. I'm just
going to enjoy my last night of freedom
Kurt
12/30/2011 9:12 PM
Please tell me?
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 9:15 PM
Suffice to say our fight earlier about my
NYE plans was completely unnecessary
Kurt
12/30/2011 9:18 PM
I don't know what that means. I'm
calling you now, k?
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 9:22 PM
K. But you might just have to listen to
me brood in silence, locked in the attic
Kurt
12/30/2011 10:58 PM
Love you
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 11:03 PM
I just can't believe his reaction – AGAIN –
is to come up with some stupid bonding
exercise!
Kurt
12/30/2011 11:08 PM
I know. I'm sorry
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 11:14 PM
And he is RUINING my winter break – I
was so looking forward to having one
last big awesome night with the guys
and now my last night with them I'm…
Kurt
12/30/2011 11:23 PM
Hiding in the attic being antisocial and
missing out?
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 11:25 PM
Hm. Good point
Kurt
12/30/2011 11:31 PM
What time do you leave on this
father-son-bonding-hiking-camping-torture-trip
tomorrow?
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 11:34 PM
7AM "sharp"
Kurt
12/30/2011 11:40 PM
Well you'd better get back downstairs and
whoop your cousins' collective asses in
Singstar one more time then, hm?
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 11:49 PM
Yeah I guess
Blaine 3
12/30/2011 11:55 PM
Of course you're right. God I wish you
were here to make it all better
Kurt
12/31/2011 12:03 AM
And risk having to go CAMPING? Hell
to the no
Kurt
12/31/2011 12:04 AM
But I wish YOU were HERE
Blaine 3
12/31/2011 12:06 AM
That's a better plan – as long as I can
bring the cousins and singstar
Kurt
12/31/2011 12:09 AM
You're on. I'll prepare the living room
for the Anderson onslaught – and
inform Finn his Call of Duty supremacy
is at risk
Blaine 3
12/31/2011 12:11 AM
See you soon then… if only
Kurt
12/31/2011 12:15 AM
Yeah. If only. I'm going to sleep now.
Love you. Remember you just have to
get through it and then you'll be here
before you know it
Blaine 3
12/31/2011 12:20 AM
Love you too. Sweet dreams
Kurt
12/31/2011 12:22 AM
They usually are - cos they're of you xx
SATURDAY
Kurt
12/31/2011 6:34 AM
Good morning my love. Figure you won't
have your phone with you. Good luck.
I'll be thinking of you always
Blaine 3
12/31/2011 6:36 AM
This is so much harder because I won't
have you at the touch of my fingertips
Kurt
12/31/2011 6:39 AM
You'll have a lot more than the touch of my
fingertips soon. It's not long now – 36
hours
Blaine 3
12/31/2011 6:41 AM
Yes. THEN it will be a happy new year. I'm
taking Ludovic with me. He will keep me
company
Kurt
12/31/2011 6:45 AM
Not to sound obvious, but if your Dad really
is trying to make your more "manly" then
taking a plush toy puppy is possibly not the
greatest idea
Blaine 3
12/31/2011 6:48 AM
I don't care.
Blaine 3
12/31/2011 6:52 AM
We're about to go. Turning my phone
off now so the cousins don't bug you.
Love you – you make everything ok
because I know you're with me. You're
on my side
Kurt
12/31/2011 6:56 AM
Love you too. Remember, you're
perfect. Fucking perfect
Blaine 3
12/31/2011 6:57 AM
xxxxxxxxxxx
Kurt
12/31/2011 10:32 AM
I tried to last the day without messaging
you. It's not going to happen. I'm going
to message you with all my love –
maybe you'll feel it while you're out
there.
Kurt
12/31/2011 10:49 AM
At the very least you'll have lots of
evidence that I love you. I care about you.
I think you matter more than anything
else and are perfect just the way you are
Kurt
12/31/2011 11:38 AM
I think Rachel knows I'm planning
non-vegan food
Kurt
12/31/2011 12:04 PM
Yup. She knows. I wish I had video of her
reaction. Or Finn's at least. I've never
seen someone looked so panicked
Kurt
12/31/2011 12:09 PM
It's all fine of course. Carole somehow
made Rachel think it was her idea to have
multiple types of snack at the party. Best.
Stepmom. Ever.
Kurt
12/31/2011 1:32 PM
Oh my you should see Quinn in her dress.
I'm taking lots of photos. She's stunning
(no the party's not starting yet – I'm
fitting the girls' costumes)
Kurt
12/31/2011 2:21 PM
Rachel's costume is surprisingly good.
Classic Barbara of course. The hair is the
bigger challenge (literally and figuratively).
Mercedes helping
Kurt
12/31/2011 3:34 PM
Finn and Puck are planning to wear their
"not Star Wars" outfits from the Christmas
special. Not sure that's "timeless"…
Kurt
12/31/2011 4:02 PM
My Dad told Finn and I that people could
bring *moderate* amounts of alcohol
tonight. I honestly don't think he realizes
what he may have done. Puck is thrilled
Kurt
12/31/2011 5:50 PM
OMG Mike and Tina just arrived and they
look BRILLIANT! They're dressed as
Chinese royalty from the Ming Dynasty!
Kurt
12/31/2011 6:17 PM
Carole is going crazy with the photos.
Quinn looks fabulous, and my customized
and flamboyant Fred Astaire outfit
matches perfectly.
Kurt
12/31/2011 6:39 PM
Ok I don't want to alarm you, but Sam is
dressed as Tarzan. You've got nothing to
worry about but… ahem
Kurt
12/31/2011 6:41 PM
LOVE YOU!
Kurt
12/31/2011 6:47 PM
Why are they called "screwdrivers"? Whatever,
it's just like orange juice with a nice buzz at
the finish :)
Kurt
12/31/2011 7:28 PM
Tee hee Santana and Brittany get last place in
the costume contest (voted by me)
Kurt
12/31/2011 7:30 PM
They've come as Cheerios because, according
to Santana "cheer and school domination is
timeless"
Kurt
12/31/2011 8:56 PM
Dancing is so tiring! And dizzying…
Kurt
12/31/2011 9:13 PM
I'm meant to be reminding you how much you
matter to me and how wonderful you are – I
LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE THE SINGLE MOST
BEAUTIFUL THING IN MY WORLD
Kurt
12/31/2011 9:20 PM
I can do better than that – IN THE WHOLE
WORLD
Kurt
12/31/2011 9:46 PM
BLAAAAAAINE! YOUR MISSIN OUT DUDE!
PUCKZILLA MISSES YA! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Kurt
12/31/2011 9:58 PM
YO GELMET! WHAT YOU GET STUCK IN
BUTTFUCK NOWHERE COS YOUR HAIR GELL IS
AGAINST AVIATION POLICY? GET YOUR ASS
BACK TO LIMA! YOUR GAY LITTLE PONY IS
SAD (AND WANTS YOUR ASS…)!
Kurt
12/31/2011 10:03 PM
HI BLAINE! YOU ARE LIKE THE BESTEST
MOST AWESOMEST AMAZINGEST THING
TO EVER COME TO NEW DIRECTIONS… HEY
SAY THAT OUT LOUD AND IT SOUNDS LIKE
NUDE ERECTIONS! WHATEVER – COME BACK
I NEED MY FAVOURITE DUET PARTNER!
Kurt
12/31/2011 10:10 PM
YOUR BOYFRIEND IS AMAZING AND HE MADE
ME AN AMAZING DRESS AND IF YOU EVER
HURT HIM I WILL BREAK YOU.
Kurt
12/31/2011 10:17 PM
Look how much everyone loves you! Oooh
that last one from Quinn was a bit scary… guess
that's why Finn calls her SCARY Quinn
hahahahahaha
Kurt
12/31/2011 10:23 PM
SHOTS! Srsly, SO sorry I was against your
plan to get drunk on NYE. It's SOO fun
Kurt
12/31/2011 10:30 PM
BLAINE! YOU BETTER NOT HURT MY KURT
LIKE EVER. CEDES IS A PROTECTIVE MOMMA
Kurt
12/31/2011 10:42 PM
HI BLAINE. HOPE YOU'RE HAVING FUN IN
THE TREES WITH THE BIRDS. ARE YOU WITH
YOUR WARBLER FAMILY?
Kurt
12/31/2011 11:49 PM
Oh! Here's my phone! I LOOOOOOVE YOU!
Kurt
1/1/2012 12:03 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR MY LOVE! I'M GOING TO
MAKE IT YOUR BEST. I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU
FOREVER. I'M GOING TO KISS YOU ALL OVER…
hehee
Kurt
1/1/2012 12:42 AM
So tired but people dancing. Feathers from my
suit and Quinn's dress everywhere. Nightmare
but can't be bothered
Kurt
1/1/2012 1:23 AM
Wish you were here. Missing you and crying.
Dad sent everyone home. Locked in my
bathroom. Sick
SUNDAY
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 10:39 AM
Pot. Kettle. Black.
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 10:40 AM
PS. I love you
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 10:43 AM
PPS. Happy new year
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 10:44 AM
How's your head
Kurt
1/1/2012 10:51 AM
Hi. I've been better. But how are
you?
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 11:01 AM
He lives! I'm ok
Kurt
1/1/2012 11:08 AM
I think this week we've proved why
neither of us should drink
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 11:09 AM
Or that we both need more practice
before college? Joke...
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 11:11 AM
By the way, they're called screwdrivers
because they sow mini screwdrivers in your
head which grow overnight and start
attacking in the morning
Kurt
1/1/2012 11:13 AM
As ridiculous as that sounds, it would explain
what I'm currently feeling
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 11:15 AM
:)
Kurt
1/1/2012 11:23 AM
You're enjoying this aren't you?
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 11:29 AM
Yup. It's only cos I REALLY love you that
I'm not calling you and singing loudly
into the phone
Kurt
1/1/2012 11:34 AM
I can't believe I'm going to say this, but
the thought makes me nauseous. And I
LOVE your singing
Kurt
1/1/2012 11:36 AM
Hang on you haven't answered my question?
How was the trip with your Dad?
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 11:49 AM
Technically you hadn't asked that yet. You
only asked how I was
Kurt
1/1/2012 12:02 PM
Well?
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 12:19 PM
I'm fine ;) Just getting on the plane.
Turning phone off.
Kurt
1/1/2012 12:24 PM
Wait! No! Blaine – what's going on?
Kurt
1/1/2012 12:30 PM
Is it bad? Was it awful? Oh Blaine. You'll
be home soon and I'll be right there
Kurt
1/1/2012 12:49 PM
So obviously you're on the plane. I'm
really worried. I'm coming to the airport
Kurt
1/1/2012 1:32 PM
Ok apparently I'm not allowed to leave the
house until it doesn't look like a bomb hit
it anymore. Please call me AS SOON AS you
turn your phone on
Kurt
1/1/2012 2:02 PM
Your plane landed. Please call me?
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 2:10 PM
Can it wait til I see you?
Kurt
1/1/2012 2:11 PM
Just tell me on a scale of 1 to 10 how upset
you are; 10 being I need to hire a hitman to
take care of your dad
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 2:29 PM
Ummm zero?
Kurt
1/1/2012 2:31 PM
It went well? Or do you just not believe in
murder/revenge. What happened!
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 2:33 PM
Let me surprise you – isn't that enough of
a hint?
Kurt
1/1/2012 2:36 PM
You know I have NO patience! Tell me now
or I'm calling you and failing that I'll call
your Dad directly! I HAVE his number!
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 2:40 PM
What? How?
Kurt
1/1/2012 2:41 PM
My dad got it a while ago – in case he ever
needed to… y'know. Step in
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 2:45 PM
He would stick up for me like that?
Kurt
1/1/2012 2:50 PM
You know that's not even a question.
Now spill!
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 2:52 PM
But I'm just getting home – I'll be at
yours before you know it and then I
can tell you!
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 2:59 PM
I've missed you so much. I'm SO excited
to see you
Kurt
1/1/2012 3:02 PM
ARGH! Ok but you drive like the wind –
but safely – and get here SOON! I'm
having another shower to try to wash
the shots out of my system
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 3:42 PM
Nearly there. Heart palpitating at the
thought of seeing you
Kurt
1/1/2012 3:48 PM
NO TEXT DRIVING! I want you in one
piece!
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 3:51 PM
Traffic lights. See you in 5
Kurt
1/1/2012 3:52 PM
:D Forgot to mention. Finn at Rachel's.
Dad and Carole gone to movie and then
going to dinner afterwards… we have the
place until about 9
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 3:58 PM
Why aren't you waiting on the porch ready
to pounce on me? Get out here!
LATE SUNDAY EVENING
Kurt
1/1/2012 10:43 PM
I can't even express how much I
love you. I wish our parents would
let us sleep over
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 10:47 PM
Ah but absence makes the heart grow
fonder
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 10:50 PM
Plus, if my Dad can be reasonable once…
maybe it can happen again?
Kurt
1/1/2012 11:01 PM
I still can't believe it's true. He's actually
supportive of your graduating early?
Need to see it in writing/text
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 11:08 PM
Like I said, as long as I take extra classes –
2 at McKinley and 1 evening class at the
community college. That way I'll have
enough credits to have a chance at the
Ivy Leagues – in theory
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 11:12 PM
We'll cross the New York bridge when
we get there… no pun intended
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 11:15 PM
Baby steps
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 11:19 PM
I'm just still flabbergasted that he didn't
try to make me kill a bear or something
while we were in the woods
Kurt
1/1/2012 11:26 PM
Haha
Kurt
1/1/2012 11:34 PM
Happy new year. And hopefully happy
many more
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 11:38 PM
With you that's a guarantee. I love you
Kurt
1/1/2012 11:42 PM
Love you too. Can I call you so we can
listen to each other fall asleep?
Blaine 3
1/1/2012 11:49 PM
Not if I call you first xx
FIN
A/N: Thanks for reading! I will say though, if anyone ever thinks of trying to do a fic with slightly unusual formatting - DON'T. It took me almost as long as it took to write this thing, just to post it! And even then some of the sizings and text have gone a bit weird. Sigh.