AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blond Spencer Reid. RE-EDITED.

AU fantasy. Original name with new Summary. When Reid is called home to consult on a case he is forced to re-visit painful memories connected to his mother and a secret community. Reid will need the team's help in apprehending a powerful mythical UnSub.

AU Fiction; A childhood incident alters Spencer Reid's life, however his path still crosses with the BAU and one agent in particular. Can he prove himself worthy of being part of the team and can Emily Prentiss admit to herself what he could mean to her?

So you know Silence of the Lambs, right? This is not a crossover but a similar story with the CM characters. Reid is sent to interview serial killer Aaron Hotchner in prison because he will not be interviewed by anyone else. They form a bond and eventually he will escape. Warnings: Slight AU, Hotch as UnSub, dark, might be slash later on.

Reid reacts strongly when Rossi suggests Reid'd be good at Roulette. Hotch and Reid talk about it. Friendship. Takes place: 7x13 Spoilers: 1x06 2x15

Reid has a close encounter of the serial killer kind. An excuse to write badass!Reid.

Spencer Reid, 10, is removed from his father's "care" after being violently attacked and is fostered by his old mentor, Jason Gideon. This is a sequel to "That's me in the corner". Features child abuse, do not read if underage. Please review!

He built the Machine. She wants to hack it. Mm, sounds like the beginning of a perfect relationship to me.

After he realized the BAU wouldn't find him, Reid decided to do his best to survive and make the most of it. After all, the unsub was right-there was a little girl that needed taking care of, and he could either live and do it for her, or die and leave her alone again. Unfortunately for the unsub, Spencer Reid's love is a lot more powerful than he ever gave it credit for.

Aaron Hotchner has been abducted. The Team's on the case, but in the end, it'll boil down to Hotch vs. a guy whose knowledge of profiling and mind games rivals his own. No 'ships, no slash. Co-written with my amazing beta Esperanta. COMPLETE

Don't let the fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark in the hopeless swaps of the not-quite, the not-yet, and the not-at-all. Do not let the hero in your soul perish in lonely frustration for the life you deserved. H/R Eventual Slash.

Shadows Within Saga. An attack on the BAU forces Reid to expose an aspect of his talent that the team has never seen before.

Shadows Within saga. Hotch goes with Reid to visit his mother, and learns something about his youngest that he had never expected.

They didn't know what it was or why it happened, but they all knew they would go insane without it.

"You are my sun, my moon, and all of my stars." A collection of Hotch/Reid one-shots. Will feature other characters eventually.

Prostitutes are dying in Las Vegas and the BAU is called in to catch the unsub responsible. Hotch has never met anyone like hooker Spencer Rocket. Hotch/Reid Slash!

Part 6 of the Paris series. Episode tag for 6x20 "Hanley Waters". Written for CM Prompt Meme. Seaver's grief counseling session with Hotch.

Written for NancyL915, the 100th reviewer of What Makes a Family. She requested a story featuring Hotch and Reid bonding.

When Prentiss is declared dead, Reid naturally turns to a fellow widower, and Hotch struggles to deal with it. -SPOILERS for S6's "Lauren." Prentiss/Reid established relationship. One-shot.

New Years Resolution Challenge for CCOACF. Reid, tired of jokes and references going over his head makes, a resolution to stay familiar with pop culture. He approaches Rossi for help with this. But do Reid and pop culture really mix?

It's inspection time, and backstory inconsistencies are coming back to haunt them. gen.

Sometimes the hardest thing to do is to see what has been in front of you all along. This is a JJ/Reid story, rated M for non-violent sex.

Let Me In: 34.5 - A short story for the Dog Days of Summer Challenge on the Chit Chat on Author's Corner Forum. - The neighbor down the block has it out for Spencer Reid... but he's not what you think... Rated T for mild language.

The BAU is an elite team. Sometimes that leads to different expectations.

Something different, you're warned. Reid after the events of 6.18 "Lauren".

Jane and Lisbon multi-chapter story. Set during and after Red John's Footsteps. Ch. 5 now up, back in the present.

When Gideon, returned to DC without his sought-after belief in happy endings, begins to answer children's Santa Claus letters, will he finally get the Christmas miracle he deserves?

In the end, he was the unlikely hero to set things right. AU - Post 2x08 His Red Right Hand. Jane/Lisbon. Epilogue: No Red John. Just Lisbon. His Lisbon. COMPLETE.

Set after the hostage scene of the episode L.D.S.K., this story deals with Hotch's thoughts following the incident. A "missing scene" one-shot.

The BAU is divided by two cases that tests their loyalties. Some things are found. Some things are lost. Some things were never really meant to be. AU. Reid/Austin, Morgan/Prentiss, JJ/Hotch. COMPLETE.

Reid-Hotch friendship. Spencer discovers his boss has made a choice that he believes the man will come to regret forever. Can he make him change his mind?

Collaboration with CMAli! "I've already told him, Rossi. This is it. This is the last straw." For 6 years, Hotch and Reid have kept their relationship quiet. Reid decides it's been too long. ADULT CONTENT.

They have a rule—they're not supposed to profile each other. But there are always exceptions to every rule. There's also a reason Aaron Hotchner's the boss. He's very, very good at what he does. Spoilers through "Minimal Loss." Gen spec beyond

He is the last person she expected to bear ink on his body. It's just the first in a series of unexpected discoveries Emily makes about Reid. Prentiss/Reid. NOT connected to "How to Fight Loneliness."

AU. Based on "Conflicted" Adam/Amanda . Spencer suffers from PTSD and has a second, female, personality working as a hooker. Derek vows to save him. Set in New Orleans. Adult material, including slash, cross-dressing, sex, references to rape and drug use

Spencer didn't know what it was like to have terrible eyes and terrible claws, but he knew what it was like to want them.

All those years you played against him, you only ever won a game once. A week later you drove up to Gideon's cabin and found the letter. You know now that he let you win. You should have known it then. Reid POV. Oneshot.

When Gideon leaves, Reid doesn't give up playing chess. Quite the opposite.

Sometimes the ignorance is bliss. Sometimes it s agonizing... And Reid is sure that the sad explanation is better than none.

For now a dumping ground for the one-shots that pop into my head. Trying to find inspiration again...

You can always find it in the paper, what's happened after you left. The truth is, even though you left the BAU all those years ago - you never really left them at all. Elle's POV.

It all began after Tijuana, after hearing Red John's laugh. Jane's relationship with a co-worker changed and none of the others know. Episode follow ups, updated post 2x11.

What if one night of comfort leads to guilt? Jane pushes down the guilt, and more nights ensue. Will Jane and Lisbon be able to maintain professionalism and friendship while learning that it's okay to lose yourself in someone? Episode Pilot-Finale spinoff

Slow, gentle, lazy day smut.

Why you should never take food from the SCU fridge...

A series of oneshots revolving around mostly Jisbon, some RigsPelt, and some about the team in general. There will be fluff, angst, humor, drama, hurt/comfort, and most importantly, romance!

A series of short, self contained, pieces which document what happens when Emily's adventurous side takes control.

Same nightmare, different meaning. A tag to Elephant’s Memory. Reid, Hotch, Morgan. Gen.

Reid said it himself: Nathan is evolving.

Jane finds a surprising document on Lisbon's desk that leads to major changes. A fun, fluffy fic. Jisbon.

One day at the CBI building, a visitor, a joke in passing and six months later…My entry into the Jello Forever September challange, 'smile'. Short, but worth it.

David Rossi had plans for a romantic night on the town, when things take an unexpected turn for the bizarre. Ch. 3 Up!

The CBI make an excellent team - but is it by accident or design. A fic considering how each member could have won their place on the team. Now fully complete...with lots more for you to read! Van Pelt, Jane again and the epilogue.

Contrary to popular opinion, he does not enjoy irritating and annoying Lisbon.

Lisbon reflects on Jane's most common facial expression. Written for the jello-forever September challenge Prompt Smile .

Emily and Dave spend an evening at home. The tiny snippet of song is from Turn Me On by Norah Jones.

Everyone talks too much. It can really give Cho a headache. Some definite Cho angst here, plus Jane snoops and Rigsby eats. Mild spoilers for "Blood Brothers."

Seven oneshots based on the Seven Heavenly Virtues. Taken from the Fantasy Script challenge. Jane/Lisbon, Risby/Van Pelt.

The first time it happens, it shouldn't. Prentiss and Rossi, together

Set after my story Come in for Coffee. JJ drives Hotch home after a few too many beers. Smut ensues. Then I threw in some angst - just for fun. Set after Birthright with spoilers for Lo-Fi.

We all get flustered when we mistakenly say the wrong thing... Written for the August Challenge at the Jello-Forever Forum

Prompt: "Criminal Minds, Aaron Hotchner, skin hunger - because unit chiefs need physical contact to be psychologically healthy too." Hotch needs someone to put the pieces back together after a job. Hotch/OFC

*New ficlet* Today, my brain is all made up of random. And this is what happens when that is the case...

Lisbon goes to work expecting to meet her team's new consultant. She didn't expect to meet Patrick Jane. Pre-series.

A look into Hotch's mind. A combination of case fics both Canon and my own cases told completely from Hotch's POV and a H/P romance. Will be a LONG piece following several cases.

“I promise I’ll be here in the morning.” He whispered, running his fingers over her arm. “I trust you.” She whispered, causing a smile to cross his face. Dedicated to Ranel U. Owle.

Written before Blood Red Moon. Three CBI agents have too much time on their hands, and entirely too much imagination. A One-Off for my kids.

Everyone has concluded that it is exceptionally hard to keep a secret from Jane. But how hard is it really? One of the team knows. The arrival of a new face draws out this well-kept secret.

You can only annoy Lisbon so many times before she gives you the silent treatment. And how do you make her forgive you? Jane knows: Come up with an elaborate scheme and overestimate your capabilities. Bring bandages, just in case.

Everyone could use a white knight once in a while, including CBI operatives. Jello-Jane/Lisbon friendship. ONESHOT.

Slightly AU story that explores what could have happened in the months after Jane and Lisbon first met. Warning, angsty ending. "He just wants to hold her, hear her breathe, smell her scent - until he feels strong enough to go home."

Lisbon arrives at work one day, but she can't help noticing that everyone else is acting very strangely. Crack-fic inspired by the cliche-busting threat at jello-forever.

A strange twist of fate brings Jane back into Lisbon's life after going separate ways for nearly two years. Although the attraction is still there, she shouldn't act on it. But can she really resist?

Grace/Rigsby, Jane/Lisbon in later chapters. After a confusing night, Van Pelt will learn the importance of a man who won't leave your side. My first Mentalist story, so please give it a chance.

How does one cure chronic insomnia? Chapter 3 - and, yes, this really is the final chapter.

Another moment of weakness. There had been too many already, too many to count. Jello-Jane/Lisbon angst. ONESHOT.

NCIS works with the CBI on a case involving one of NCIS' Most Wanted and Red John. Jane finds a secret of Tony's and works to cement a relationship between Ziva and Tony. Tiva. Jisbon. VanRigsby.

It was finally time to show Jane who was wearing the breeches around the CBI. JISBON/JELLO

Another short, introspective piece. Patrick Jane has to face some realizations. Takes place after the murder of Red John. Warning: sad.

I don't know why I thought playing chicken with Patrick Jane was going to end in my favor. - Jisbon/Jello/whatever it's called, oneshot, Lisbon POV.

Thoughts that go through Lisbon's mind when she's still at the office, late at night, working.

Red John brings out the dark side of Patrick Jane. Will he lose everything once more in his pursuit for revenge? Dark/angsty, but will be a friendship fic between Jane and Lisbon in the end. Inspired by the preview for the season finale.

What if Wayne Rigsby really did remember the hypnotism kiss... and what if he did something about it... and what if Grace Van Pelt finally stopped fighting what we all know she really wants... Well read on and find out.... committed romantic smut.

“You know your face does the cutest thing when you moan ‘Oh Patrick’.” Jisbon oneshot.

Jane should have known she would be even more tetchy than usual, but he just couldn’t leave her alone. Expanded version of the 10 Song Drabble, as requested by LogicalGoth

Teresa Lisbon had given her team strict instructions. Patrick Jane was never allowed to go off and investigate by himself.

Sequel to "Obtuse." Simon wants to know what the big deal is. Jayne is nothing but obliging.

Simon doesn't get it. Kaylee doesn't either. Sequel to "Triangles."

Simon did something stupid again, and now Kaylee's sulking. Jayne just wants Kaylee to stop throwing things at him.

Just a little ficlet of Mal recounting the first time he ... well, read it and find out. No OCs, so everyone can enjoy! And please review ...

Jane/Lisbon Everyone has days where they wish things could be different...

Teresa Lisbon's life is about to change drastically when she finds out she's pregnant. She'd rather get through it alone, but there's the persistence of a certain blond-haired consultant who'll turn her world even more upside down.

A series of one-shots with various prompts. Chapter 7: The Restaurant. A short little Jane and Lisbon number.

No, Lisbon didn’t find it surprising that he was good in bed. Like when solving cases, like when playing one of his tricks, he knew how to push all the right buttons.' Jisbon loveliness.

This comes just before 'Behind the Wheel', and thus before 'Blood & Whisky' , the circumstances of which caused the events of 'Green Eyes'

25 things that happened in the year before the pilot, that established the relationships among the agents. Some Jane/Lisbon chapters.

Jane and the team are called in to investigate a series of blood-less murders in San Francisco, home to cable cars, the Golden Gate Bridge, and the highest 'vampire' population in California. Dedicated to Elodie Wolfe!

Patrick Jane was a man of many faces.' Oneshot, Jane-centric.

Because denial isn't just a river... A dark little piece of introspection, pre S1 finale.

*Complete* Sexy. Damaged. Brilliant. Erratic. And there's two of them.

One shot. Jane visits a funeral. Disclaimer: I do not own The Mentalist or any of its characters.

Post-ep for the season 1 finale, Red John's footsteps. Jane happens upon Lisbon crying in her office after the barn scene, which leads to a deep discussion, and an unexpected turn of events. Jane/Lisbon.

While in the FBI Academy, Reid discovers one negative aspect of being the youngest person ever admitted into the program.

The betrayal of a teammate has Patrick Jane searching for answers, but those answers may cost him his life. What is the measure of true loyalty? Eventual Jisbon. Rated M for language, violence, and eventual sex-related themes. Complete!

In the end, it comes down to a choice between Lisbon or Red John. Jane/Lisbon, Oneshot

by Cage Red Hiatt Groban. If someone told him ten years ago he would be here, sitting on a beach, half-covered in sand, with two kids, he would have outright laughed and suggested a psychiatrist. Ten Jisbon drabbles, Lisbon/Jane. Part of a challenge.

Patrick Jane finally captures the man who killed his family and tore his life apart.

Set one week after Red John's Footsteps. Jane has 20 minutes to kill, and killing is very much on his mind. A one-off.

What if Faramir and Boromir had been hillbillies?

Patrick Jane does not do 'conventional'. A fluffy little piece that hopefully makes you smile. Summary probably better/worse than the actual piece.

She always fell for the wrong man, this time is no different. Be warned, this is dark.

We all have a breaking point. Lisbon discovers hers. WARNING: mentions of abuse and violence. Will have Lisbon/Jane and slight Van Pelt/Rigsby. NOW COMPLETE

Jane's thoughts as he thinks about his family. No Lisbon, sadly :

Just some ridiculous crackfic with plenty of stereotypes and themes that are often overused, even by myself.

After being shot, Lisbon is released from the hospital - under the condition that someone has to stay with her. Jane/Lisbon, Oneshot

Lisbon goes on vacation with her family, will an unwanted visitor upset her plans. Just a silly little fic, probably wont be very long, but it will multi-chapter, 8/8 up. Complete!

Post ep one shot to Bloodshot. This is my take on what might have happened after the superhero scene, you know which one I mean.

Post-'Seeing Red.' Inspired by Switchfoot's 'Dare You to Move.' Lisbon eventually finds Jane crying and takes care of him, in her own way.

One Night. five points of view. Just the slightest Jane/Lisbon

Dark AU. After the drugs, the silence and the white walls, Sophie, and the last remnants of his self pity, he finds himself back where he started. He feels no different

A collection of 30 shorts/drabbles. Most Jisbon utimately Jisbon , but a lot simply Lisbon/Jane centric. Each chapter will alternate viewpoints.

My first fanfic. Criminal Minds/Mentalist crossover. 3 guests from the BAU visit, shortly after 'Red John's Friends'. I've taken some license, but I guarantee you'll never look at the smiley face the same way again.

Spoilers for the painting episode. There is an apology owed and she was looking forward to collecting. His restitution though might be too much for her. Grace/Patrick.

Gen. Ficlet. A Patrick Jane character portrait. “Jane bought a new suit a week before he found his wife and daughter dead.”

Another character sketch form Jane's point of view. One possible way that he could move on from his family's death. Jane/Lisbon, because their relationship whatever it is or turns out to be fascinates me.

Sequel to 'Amused'. The kiss had led to so many things, to new thoughts and new ideas, and most importantly, it had led to her. Patrick/Grace.

After a particularly distressing case, Lisbon finds more than just comfort in Jane. But does she trust him? Sorry about the lame summary. JISBON! FINAL CHAPTER UP! As always, read and review! D

Kidnapped, in pain and alone, Emily reaches out and finds the one thing that will keep her sane. Hotch/Prentiss two-shot. CD. DARK, but not violent. Much.

Patrick had no idea the New Year was going to bring him a brand new complication. Patrick/Grace. Part of my New Kiss series.

Lisbon hates Christmas. Jane takes her to dinner to try to cheer her up, and wine and conversation lead them to unexpected places--past, present, and maybe even future. Lisbon/Jane.

Sooner or later, somebody's going to get a look inside Jane's house.

Naughty Nights and Magic Fingers, The End Result of Rumor, and a new story, The Deal, all together since they're all based around the same OFC. The Deal...Spencer Reid didn't think of it as trickery, but a subtle surprise.

Buffy gives Cordelia a surprise present. 100 word drabble.

He didn't let himself listen to their whispers. A companion to 'Naughty Nights and Magic Fingers'.

Psst...Wanna look at something naughty?

The aftermath of the Tobias Henkel case.Spencer is on sick leave but has to come to terms with his past experiences to begin to truly heal.A psychologist and a psychiatrist are assigned to help him explore his past life in order to cope with the present.

This is a based on the 'five things' challenge, a collection of five separate short pieces, taking place in five separate potential timelines. All focus on the character of Inara.

The crew of Serenity stumbles across some very odd information about them on the Cortex. Fanfic humor.