After a series of catastrophic events, Hermione decides to go to the past to stop Tom Riddle. Story includes timetravel, Slytherins that aren't evil, romance, betrayal, death, angst, and some comedy thrown in. AU after OoTP.

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.

When the Ministry decides to enforce a marriage law, Hermione finds herself engaged to George Weasley. The two are already bonded by a secret only they share, and they grow even closer as they face their impending marriage vows. COMPLETE!

Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...

"If I've harmed her?" He seethed, snaking into Harry's space, his voice dropping to a menacing hiss. "She comes to me crying and you have the nerve to question how I've treated her?"

AU. It has been three years since Voldemort won. Hermione is one of the few wizards left free, concealed in the ruins of Hogwarts. And only midnight reveals its secrets. But she has been discovered by the last person she wants to see...

An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione/Draco, James/Lily. Written before "The Half-Blood Prince," AU after "The Order of the Phoenix."

When Tom Riddle walked through a doorway one fall afternoon everything changed and he found himself in a world wholly unprepared for him. "Something about you makes my brain itch," Hermione Granger said. "As if an earthquake had shifted everything sharply two feet to the left and then back again and it didn't all fit back quite right." Tomione. AU. COMPLETE.

When Hermione finds a way to bring Sirius back from the veil, her actions change the rest of the war. Little does she know her spell restoring him to life provokes magic she doesn't understand and sets her on a path that ends with a Time-Turner. *Art by Freya Ishtar*

Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.

When Benedict Cumberbatch went on "Top Gear" and said, "There's a load of fan fiction which has me and John Watson floating in space on a bed handcuffed to one another," three people wrote me within an hour to say it sounded a heck of a lot like this. Alternate universe. Almost literally.

Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?

WINNER: BEST HONORARY MARAUDER FIC in the MARAUDER MEDALS, 2016! "Someday . . . you'll do it your own way, not theirs!" Slytherin!Hermione, in which the brilliant witch catches the attention of creative twin wizards. It isn't easy, though. Not all Gryffindors are vastly brave, nor are all Slytherins loyal to their own. FW/HG/GW, AU from Hermione's 1st year. Cover art by windyshoes!

Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM

Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. They have plans and they'll get power, but the cost of victory may be higher than they expected and more than they can bear. Dark Dramione. COMPLETE

Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.

Gregory Lestrade is the local badboy. He drinks, he smokes, he has sex, but that's what a lot of seventeen-year-old boys do. Not Mycroft Holmes, of course; that posh git wouldn't know what to do with a bloke. That's what Greg thinks until he sees a new side of Mycroft, and every label he's ever used is torn down in seconds. See warnings inside.

Jim considers what his best option is given that he is no longer the Captain of the Enterprise. Slash.

Hermione Granger is edging thirty, accident prone and haplessly single. One night, she decides it would be humourous (and hilariously masochistic) to timeline her failed relationships in a memoir. From losing her v-card in a broom closet, to hooking up in a public loo, to ruining her best friend's wedding - she's done it all. (UNDERGOING REVISION 05/08/2015)

When Luna Lovegood and Theodore Nott use the same tree to read under during her fifth year they become friends but can romance survive when you're on different sides of a looming war? ONE SHOT.

Time is immutable... but filled with magical possibilities. Hermione Granger discovers this truth after an accident in the Dept. of Mysteries leads to a series of bizarre, random encounters with a handsome young man donning Slytherin colours. -"I never believed in fate until I met you."- Time-travel/star-cross love fic. Drama/Romance/Angst. 2013 Hermione-Smut Fest entry.

It seemed ironic that the one thing that could ruin the magical world, the defeat of Voldemort, and Hermione Granger's perfectly ordered life was a book. Time-travel fic. Tom/Hermione. DH-compliant.

Draco Malfoy woke up. This would normally be a great thing if he wasn't waking up to the same day, everyday, for the past thirty days. Post-Hogwarts. DM/HG

After the war the Ministry decided that all children and most wives of Death Eaters needed to be placed in 'protective custody' with 'trustworthy citizens' but no one wanted Draco Malfoy. AU. Dramione. COMPLETE

Newly released from Azkaban, Draco Malfoy wants nothing more than to reunite with his secret love from Hogwarts and meet the son she bore him during the War. Hermione Granger, however, is reluctant to have anything to do with the former Death Eater who betrayed her. And why does her little boy have red hair? A unique Dramione mystery.

COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.

The Code had only been a ruse. They started a war to wipe out the packs but they never could have foreseen the consequences. Welcome to a world where wolves rule supreme and the hunters have become the prey.

They all have their coping mechanisms. Stiles's just happens to be a Schedule II. Stiles/Derek pre-slash.

Rising to the challenge: someone asked, What's the strangest coupling you can imagine? Okay, I can imagine some pretty strange things. New in 01/14: The Ol' Switcheroo!

Kate's attempt to annihilate the Hales failed due to the timely intervention of her brother. Pack and lone hunter formed an uneasy truce which has lasted until blood once again is spilled in the woods of Beacon Hills. Stiles survives his attack and begins his transformation into a young, and untrained wolf. Where will this new path lead him and what role will Derek play?

Sherlock is bored. Bored with no cases, bored with life, bored with everything. But he promised John, promised, that drugs were off the table. And just because he is asking John for too much in return, doesn't mean that Sherlock isn't willing to give it. This is how broken people fall in love.

The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE

"Evil comes in all sorts and sizes, you know. Even in small pink-wrapped packages with a bow on top." In which there are sleepovers, sneaky politics, a bright pink hippogriff, a coffee machine running on magic, family reunions, and lots, oh lots of torture... Sequel to Cursing The Unforgiven.

AU No wolves. College fic. Derek is an uptight college student, all work and no play. His carefully scheduled life is thrown kilter when his regular barista is replaced with someone new. Sterek. Fluffiness. Slow-burn.

"Derek Hale, if you refuse to learn from your past…then you will be doomed to repeat it." In which Derek is turned into a 16-year-old and has to stay with Stiles until they figure out how to turn him back. Eventual slash and smut, set post season 2, semi-AU.

Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.

Draco Malfoy has played both sides of the war for years, but when Voldemort gives him an ultimatum—bring him Hermione Granger or die—she surprisingly agrees to be handed over to the Dark Lord. Together, they take pureblood society by storm as Master and Madam Malfoy, all while trying to help the Order find and destroy the last Horcruxes and defeat Voldemort forever.

Every Alpha dreams of finding their True Mate, the other half of their soul. Derek knows his chances of finding his is one in a million and refuses to dwell in a fantasy world of hope. It's just his luck that his True Mate practically runs him down one day as he tries to escape from the City Police.

Stiles moved away from Beacon Hills when he worked out he wasn't wanted. He has a new Pack, a new family, he finally belongs. So why is it that returning to Beacon Hills again after nine years just messes with everything he had thought he'd set in stone?

Derek sighed again, "There's something Stiles needs to understand" he said "It's a known fact that Werewolves are very possessive. That's why Lydia and Allison haven't been targeted because they smell like their mates – like pack" Stiles' eyebrows furrowed "Why don't I smell like pack" he was clearly offended. "It's quite hard to smell like pack when you're not a wolf or sleeping

"You're a jackass." he said lowering the gun after emptying the barrel... "You just shot me and you're calling me the jackass." Scott said, offended. "It won't kill you." Stiles said shrugging. "Though I was sorely tempted to pop a wolvesbane bullet into this baby." or- Where Isaac and Scott are total jerks and Stiles is sporting a huge heart boner for Derek.

Stiles shows up in London after they both graduate. He insists that he's not there to see Jackson, that going to London was a coincidence, because why the hell would he want to see that dumbass? Or: One time Jackson surprised Stiles, one time Stiles surprised Jackson, one time they surprised each other, and one time they surprised the pack.

Erica has always had memorable birthdays.

aka the one where I explore the fact that I ship Stiles with everyone in a family way, and Isaac is Stiles.

The sheriff stumbles upon Derek and Stiles right after they have finished with some supernatural clean up. Derek shifts into his wolf form and things go down hill for Stiles after that point.

Sherlock and John are hunting a kidnapper who has been taking newlywed couples across the Greater London Area and Sherlock has the perfect way to flush him out. Warning: Pre-Slash/Slash of S/J. Now Series 2 Compliant. WIP Slow Updates

Daphne's parents, may their bad judgement be forgiven, have arranged their daughter to be married. Daphne, not quite the obedient daughter her parents still believe her to be, makes her own arrangements. Sometimes, getting what you want is easier than figuring out what it is that you want. Sometimes it is not, and some things are better left undiscovered.

Erica is 98% sure that Stiles is drunk right now. Her phone has been going off ever three minutes with the most inane questions she could have ever imagined, ranging from "thIS guy just tol me teh Avengerrrs sucked so i poked im" to "ur the best lookin babe in the land." Erica doesn't really know what to do with that.

Hermione begins to learn something of the man behind the dark sarcasms of the classroom.

Stiles looks after Derek's pack, carving out his own part in the pack. Including the must have Stiles/Isaac cute time, Boyd in fancy dress, pack cuddle time and pouty Jackson.

"You have to merge the two sides together, Stiles. Through mating. Sexual magic is second in power only to blood magic." "With each other?" He inquires; and although hello there alone time material for the rest of eternity, the issue still stands that "They kind of can't tolerate each other? Or at least Other!Derek doesn't tolerate regular Derek."

Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S

George disappears after the war. Hermione is sent on a quest to find him and help him heal.

Sherlock has too many secrets and just longs for home. John goes from shock to shock and has the BAMFiest time of his life.

To stop a blackmailer, Sherlock Holmes decides to enter unfamiliar territory. But not before practicing on John Watson.

AU TeenWolf - In a world where the supernatural is widely known, The Others (or werewolves) are treated like Royalty. Every year, they pick a handful of people from nearby towns to Serve - unpaid. Stiles was one of the 'lucky' ones to get picked, although he's not very happy about it... Rated M for later chapters, Sterek - with a side of 'group sexy times'.

Hermione is hand picked by Dumbledore to be the Order liaison for Draco when he decides to be a Spy for the Order in their 6th year. Read to find out more.

Derek Hale had been invited to stay at Sheriff Stilinski's house after being somewhat of a Hero - much to Stiles distress. Surely living with Derek will never end well... Basically STEREK. All the time.

A series of one-shots, mostly humorous, showing the evolution of Loki's relationship with Tony Stark. Sequel to Nine Lives.

Stiles had just accidentally challenged an alpha. Oh God and Scott had just stood by and let him do it. He was the worst best friend ever. Stiles was going to kill him. Except oh right, the alpha was going to kill him first. Like beyond dead, ripped into tiny little pieces dead. So far dead that his dad would not be able to identify him, dead.

The summer before senior year Stiles is diagnosed with leukemia. Established Sterek, but kind of minimal. Warning: Major Character Death Second Chapter is a revised version of the original.

To love in this life is to do so in small, powerful moments. Draco's about to learn that lesson at the hands of the one witch he's wanted for years… and he'll lose not only his virginity in the doing, but his heart as well. Draco Malfoy x Hermione Granger/Dramione. Romance-Drama-HotShag. One-shot. 2012 Deflower Draco Fest entry! COMPLETE!

"He's my life partner… you know, for life." Rated M for mentions of sex and stuff. Uh, sort of AU. Future!fic. Some pack things in here. Mentions of: Scott/Allison, Danny/Matt, and Sterek because evidently I can't keep it out of anything I do ever .

They're both shaking as they take each other's hands, sweaty palms and nervous faces. Stiles laces their fingers together like always anyway. AU, Jackson and Stiles have been hiding that they're together. But not anymore.

John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at

Sterek. Prompt fill. Starts when Stiles goes to buy condoms for Scott at a gas station and runs into Derek. Follows the course of Stiles and Derek's relationship. Set about 2 years after series start Coda to 2x06 ish.

An AU in which Derek isn't really a graceful Alpha. Stiles is his Yoda. Strong T rating, warnings before chapters. Slash.

Stiles doesn't understand why Derek hasn't offered him the bite the way he did with Erica and the others. When Derek asks if Stiles really wants to be offered the way he offered it to Erica, and Stiles says yes, Derek has a little fun at Stiles' expense, but might get more than he bargained for. Stiles POV. Sterek. Request from kasienkanikki, who is awesome for thinking of this.

When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at

Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.

Draco/Harry oneshot. Set in OotP. When Draco Malfoy tells Harry that he knows about his secret Defense Against the Dark Arts group, his first impulse is to panic. When he tells him he wants to join, his second impulse is to be very confused.

AU: Derek and Stiles get body swapped. Things happen. Warnings inside, venture in at your own risk.

John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.

Voldemort's dark magic goes wrong leaving the Hogwarts students to fend for themselves.

"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?

"When they said 'he won't be able to handle it' I don't think they meant me…" Jim is taken from the enterprise only to return a child. As he slowly ages, will the Crew realize that the worse is yet to come? Completed.

Uchiha Itachi always believed Haruno Sakura to be beneath his notice. But a chance encounter with the pink haired kunoichi reveals his error and gives him a chance to remedy his mistake in the most unexpected of ways. AU, Non-massacre.

After being bitten by Derek, the bite will take effect in three days. What will happen when Jackson has a unique encounter with Stiles in that time period? Jackson/Stiles slash.

After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki

Captured by Death Eaters and sold into sexual slavery, Hermione Granger discovers that in order to endure evil, sometimes you have to commit evil. HG x Draco Malfoy, Draco x Theo Nott, HG x Cormac & misc. Death Eaters. 2012 HP Kinkfest entry. Story nominated in multiple categories at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.

Law Number 8 Pizza toppings are not an acceptable thing to have a wolf fight over. Law Number 21 Super glue is not an acceptable way to silence Stiles. Law number 18 If you steal food off the sheriffs plate you can't whine if he stabs you with a fork.

Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.

Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.

Sherlock Holmes has met exactly twenty-four Johns in his life. They have all been the wrong John. He's getting tired of waiting, staring at the inscription on his finger and wondering when his John will turn up, if ever.

The greatest adventure of Hermione's life started when she got lost in the woods. If she'd known how much trouble she was about to get herself into, she might have stayed home with her books. But then, Hermione had never been one to say no to a challenge

Luna gets a surprise when she sneaks downstairs to say hello to Santa.

A flowerpot sits on her windowsill and each night a new flower grows. Hermione uses her memories to cope with life after Draco is affected by a curse gone bad. One shot. Hermione/Draco. Not fluffy.

Everything looks better in gold and green.

He'd heard the name Spock mentioned once or twice, or enough times that Jim had started to wonder why they didn't just replace the Zefram Cochrane statue out in front of the Academy grounds with a Spock one. Of course he had. Who hadn't?

Theo Nott has been in love with his best friend, Draco, since childhood. During 7th year, he gets his chance to kiss Malfoy. Will their friendship suffer or bloom into a beautiful thing? Hot Slash. PLAYWITCH December Calendar Fest 2011 entry. Story nominated for "BEST SLASH ROMANCE" at the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe

Martha Hudson likes to think she's quite a tolerant babysitter. However, when faced with the double trouble of five-year-old super genius Sherlock Holmes, and his brother twelve-year-old political mastermind Mycroft, she finds herself beginning to crack.

Stranded on the planet Sigma Nox while searching for a missing away team, Spock and Kirk find themselves pitted against a disturbing native life form. Together they must fight for survival and escape in the heart of an alien jungle. Slow build K/S.

Traumatic events affecting the inhabitants of 221B result in Anderson finding himself at the local hospital offering to try and help.

After a night of mistaken identity Hermione finds herself unable to stay away from the mystery man from the darkness. How can she stop herself from falling for him when he's doing everything in his power to make her his again? M. HG/DM. Warning: some non-consensual sexual themes

Sherlock and John have been working and living together for nearly a year, each finding the other's friendship to be the one thing they would not risk or want to live without. Until something happens to disturb the status quo... Slash.

The Order rescued Draco and Lucius Malfoy after Lord Voldemort turned on them. All the safe houses are full, and Hermione Granger is the only one who can take them in. Will she agree after having suffered a drastic nervous breakdown?

The last night of school before everyone goes onto their future lives. Time to say goodbye to everyone and to celebrate.

"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG

"Though only a pretense, he saved a million lives." Gender Bender fic. Dramione!

NejiNaru. Pirates. Naruto is taken aboard a pirates vessel. Will he escape or adjust to life there?

An angry 12 year old Pansy gets her revenge on Draco and drags poor Hermione into her scheme. It's not until 5 years later that the forgotten incident resurfaces. Will the threat of death bring them together, or will they murder each other?

True Love Tattoos. A Weasley Wizard Wheezes Product. True Love Tattoos reach deep into your subconscious mind, marking your skin for up to two weeks with a symbolic representation of your soul mate.

Hermione wanted a night with an anonymous, skilled & sensual partner to teach her to be a sub in bed, but when Draco Malfoy pursues her after, can a girl avoid the sinful temptations of the flesh available at a fetish nightclub? PostHogwarts-EWE. Story won multiple categories at the 2011 Summer & 2012 Spring Rounds of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

This is real life. Not the classroom. - Set after Promises -

Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.

Cracky, AU, probably OOC, slashy insanity - basically, Sherlock has wings. Like, massive feathery wings, attached to his shoulders. And he might be in love with John. T for mentions of child abuse and depressing stuff. Better than it sounds, I promise! :D

To the Minister of Magic: S.P.E.W. needs their funding! Your blasphemous bureaucracy is hindering the rights and lives of elves everywhere. Please remedy this immediately. Sincerely, Anonymous. A series of letters between DM and HG. Oneshot

Hermione has always thought of herself as a rational creature. However the magic of her blood won't be denied, and there's nothing she can do to stop her fall.

AU off the Hitchhiker's Guide. Cadet Kirk, while trying to create a machine capable of generating an infinite improbability field, accidentally makes a sentient machine instead, a machine calling himself 'Spock'. What does one do with an android? slow!K/S

Jim loves Christmas - but his first Christmas in space is proving to be hard on him for a lot of reasons. Now it's up to his friends to make sure he gets the holiday he deserves.

She had asked for a safe place to hide, and she had been given just that.

Someone is having sport with Professors Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy w/magical mistletoe. Who could be so devious & to what end? Christmas just got more interesting! FIC CHALLENGE! A/U-EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Mystery/Drama. COMPLETE.

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

"He actually didn't like having to sit down at the bench and memorize songs, notes, chords, but he loved the satisfaction he felt when music was played well and there was rarely anyone around who could play piano better than he could." One shot.

Sasuke learns that in the face of confusion, it's sometimes best to just go with it. NaruSasu, twoshot.

Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!

Communications are down, but the message has got to get through. slow!K/S, language.

A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.

Someone has been tampering with Draco and Hermione's presents and no stone is left unturned to see who did it and why. Here's to hoping they get it solved before they annoy each other to death. Written for Dramione Advent 2010. Happy holidays!

Luna always saw things no one else seemed to notice. It was as though she lived in a different world — one full of beauty and wonder and impossible things. One Christmas Eve, she helped Neville see something he never thought could happen.

A killer is on the loose, preying on Muggle-born witches marrying pure-blood wizards. This calls for an elaborate - or rather simple, really - scheme!

When Naruto's world literally fades to black, he is left with one resolve: to find the one who saved him. Naru/Sasu/Naru

You couldn't choose your family. All you could do was survive them. McCoy & Kirk friendship, Kirk/Spock relationship.

Halloween!fic. Jim is called to Sick Bay after Spock eats an entire bag of Halloween candy. Really, this is just fluff with half a plot thrown in. Warning: K/S and so much fluff that your eyes might burn.

The Wall Inception crack you've been waiting for! Peter stumbles through Sylar's dream world, trying to find his way out though the mess of references to pop-culture, science fiction, TV tropes and fanfiction.

Luna's quest for the elusive Grimbly-Toed Mumbler leads her to a rather unexpected romance.

Inconveniently it's the things that need fixing the most which are often irreparable.

Ron makes a grave error regarding Hermione and she finds comfort elsewhere.

Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.

Jim Kirk manages to be special in every universe, and this one is no exception. A story about life and love; where wings are really handy sometimes, and family is who we choose, not what we are born to. Kirk/Bones, and Pike/Archer. First part of #6 up!

Two-chapter fic. Future Peter comes back in time to the end of Landslide, where he finds Sylar on the roof and invites him to make love, not war. In chapter 2, Sylar seeks out present-Peter to try to make sense of what his future self did and said.

Venice at Carnival time is bright,fun and deadly.Draco,playboy by day and black op's assassin by night, is on an assignment to save the wizarding world.But when Hermione Granger slams back into his life and current mission, is he ready for the challenge?

Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J

Complete nonsense. Inspired by "Hamlet on FaceBook." Google it. "Routine Things" is up. K/S. Nothing overt.

EWE. DMHG. One-shot. Eight months after graduation, Hermione runs into Draco in the middle of nowhere. Needless to say, there is lots they need to catch up on.

A throw-away conversation with the vilest ferret on the planet has unintended consequences for Hermione's entire summer.

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. "You're alive" he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.

Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD

Marriage Law fic, no yadda yadda about the new law, no falling in love/lust at first touch. Hermione needs a husband, Sirius steps up. Sirius/Hermione. Now COMPLETE.

He'd always loved her. Said he'd marry her one day. And then, suddenly, out of the blue, he's there next to her cousin - on a wedding invitation. RW/SM/LP.

Peter is dreaming, and it's not what he expected. Sylar/Peter, NC-17, heavy slash.

Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.

Hermione is serving at Malfoy Mansion after the war was lost. In her bleak existance, she manages to find ways to cope. Contains nonconsentual. COMPLETE.

Death comes to everyone at some point. Death once came to Jim Kirk and then He came again. And again. And somewhere, along the line, Death and Jim Kirk became friends. First in the "Jim and Death are BFFs" series.

Sequel to ‘Behind Glass.’ The prospect of life in Azkaban wonderfully focuses the mind. Draco/Neville/Hermione Spoilers for ‘Amends’ and ‘In Which the Princess’ to end of 1998. Rated M for bad language, sex consensual , violence including torture.

The full story of what life was like for Peter and Sylar while they were imprisoned behind The Wall-their struggle to keep their sanity and humanity as they realize the only way out is penitence and forgiveness. The Wall tag. NO SLASH COMPLETE!

All hope was lost the day the Boy Who Lived took his final breath and now she is on her own. Her existence is a secret so only one question remains. Will old enemies become new friends in her struggle to save the world? Rated M for later chapters, REVIEW!

... And The One Time He Was. Spock/Kirk. Mention Spock/Uhura.

Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.

Slash, Peter/Sylar, a little Peter/Nathan. On New Year's, Peter pays Angela a visit to mimic her ability of postcognition so he can attempt to visit Nathan in a dream. Instead, he at first dreams of the future, a future he'd rather have not seen...

Chekov is the youngest ensign in Starfleet history. And sometimes, the crew treat him accordingly. Struggling to boost his self-esteem, will a late night conversation with the captain help bring him to the realisation that he's not as alone as he thinks?

He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr

Draco feels lost and is struggling to find himself. Hermione is captured and imprisoned by Death Eaters and Draco is called to detain her. Can he, through her, find his purpose in life? Rated M for language and violence.

Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.

One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.

There are two ways to tell a man to do something. Hermione Granger is well acquainted with both.

A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!

Hermione hated Quidditch Rotation, and the two men she had to treat just made it worse. A Cormac/Hermione/Draco oneshot.

The first thing that Jim Kirk realises when he wakes is that he can feel everything. The second is that he can't move anything. Kirk/McCoy

COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.

“Look at me,” he gently commanded. “I Will Not Let You Fall…Do you believe me?” “I believe you.” She was afraid of falling out of the sky and falling for him. Hermione/Fred HG/FW. Full story to be posted within 2 weeks.

sakura wakes up in bed hung over and next to kiba. what will her fiance think? a bite mark binds them together. can playboy kiba & engaged sakura figure a way out, but in the end will they really want to? kibaxsakura, choujixhinata, shinoxino, nejixnaruto

Fred comes across one of Hermione's journal entries. He wants to help, but is unsure how to go to her.

In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.

She watched him intently. The book she was reading long forgotten on her lap. Her brow furrowed in concentration. What will happen if he catches her? Mature themes and some non consentual moments. Be advised. Dramione of course.

Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner

Cultural miscommunications are annoying for everyone, but they’re almost always painful for Jim Kirk. AKA, Five times aliens mistook Kirk for someone or something else, and one time they didn’t.

He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger's spirit beyond recognition. Revised 2019. Update your Epubs.

Stuff was broken, things were said, Starfleet was suggested.

Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!

Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru

Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru

omg probably the only 'song fic' i'll ever do! based on the plain white t's 1,2,3,4 song....

au/yaoi/BOYXBOY/Naruto and Sasuke find themselves stuck in detention. NarutoxSasuke, mentions of KibaxSakura. This is boyxboy, don't like don't read.

What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG

It's the first Christmas after the war, and the great divide in the wizarding world has yet to begin healing.

Hermione's desperate for money. Desperate enough to accept Draco's offer to become his girlfriend for 4 months and make his dad say the fateful words he wants to hear: "You can marry anyone but her." Warning OOC Narcissa and Lucius. Re-editing, complete!

Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

On her twenty first birthday, Hermione finds out some news that turns her whole world upside down. HG/DM. Au. Now complete!

A decade after Fred's death, George has finally found peace. But is peace alone enough? HG/GW. DH Epilogue non-compliant. Now Complete!

NaruSasu. “Living with a brilliant Architect has never been easy, but the last months have been the worst by far. It’s time to remind a certain workaholic perfectionist what’s really important, even at the risk of Naruto's career." YAOI.

Hermione finds Pansy about to jump off a bridge. Draco/Hermione, Harry/Pansy

Draco discovers an injured Hermione and is faced with a life-changing decision. Set during HBP; could be canon.

Draco has come up with a plan to make Hermione HIS...and look perfectly innocent at the same time...of course, he never once thought that his plan might backfire quite hilariously...DMHG HPBZ RWLB PPCW GWGG !NOMINATED AT THE DRAMOINE AWARDS!

Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.

NOW COMPLETE! Hermione is living a content life working at St. Mungo's when an unexpected assignment from the chief of medicine sends her to the home of Draco Malfoy. What will happen to the pragmatic brunette as she explores what science cannot answer?

Or, Why a Wizard Should Keep a Pensieve Handy. Draco/Hermione

Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.

Ron's obsession with Chocolate Frogs brings him into unusual contact with Pansy Parkinson. She gives him a start...but does she come out unscathed?

No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.

How do you know what you want? How do you REALLY know? DMHG

Hermione goes on a forced holiday to Italy after a tragic event in her life. In Pompeii she runs into someone with a tragedy of his own.

Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.

With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.

James dares Sirius to kiss Remus.

Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.

VERY Long One Shot...Draco's plans for ignoring the most hated holiday of the year are put on hold by the God of Love himself. It's either win or kiss dating goodbye. What's a cynic to do? Warnings: Fluff, Character Canon that Careens into OOC due to Arrows, Comedy, Romance. Lightly edited 17.6.2013

When attempting to propose to Pansy Parkinson in order to obtain an heir to the Malfoy fortune, Draco Malfoy is informed, much to his surprise, that there is, in fact, a rightful Malfoy heir already in existance... [DMHG]

Tenten, Lee, and Neji start out like most teammates over years of teamwork, bonds are made and bonds are tested. NejiTentenLee threesome. Manga spoilers. Gift for Hashire in the naruto wishlist exchange, therefore written with her preferences in mind.

AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*

Hermione thinks her dream has come true when she becomes head girl, until she finds out Draco Malfoy is head boy. Will her dream become her worst nightmare? Rated T for sexual reference and mild language.

Naruto agrees to be Best Man for his two closest friends, promising to stay out of trouble. But when tempted by a gorgeous man on the guest list, he can’t ignore the suspicion that pursuing him is worth whatever trouble occurs. [NaruSasu] Yaoi, AU.

They were complete opposites. But being thrown together unexpectedly, and with the war looming ahead, will they be able to overcome their opposing sides for the sake of, could it be called a friendship?

Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.

Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!

When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!

One year after the war, Hermione is caught in a quest that may destroy her. Mystery and tragedy envelop her existence, and, on a fateful day of discovery, she all at once realizes what she has dreaded for so long.

PostHogwarts,DMHG Pairing: When trying to fulfill the terms of a relative's will Hermione Granger enters into a dangerous bargain with her childhood nemesis Draco Malfoy. Fate conspires against Hermione and the arrangment grows more complicated.

The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”

Enchanted diaries bring solace to unlikely lost souls. It's a wizarding twist on the classic tale of penpals. What will happen when these mystery writers finally meet? HD Completed!

[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!

Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.

READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE

After taking a powerful potion created for a terrible purpose Harry and Draco lose their memories and soon find themselves surrounded by dark secrets that before blinded them to a different path. HD Slash. COMPLETE!

My 2nd fic, DM&HG. MATURE. Why would the Dark Lord ever want the son of one his most loyal and pure followers to wed a filthy Mudblood? Completed July 05

PostHogwarts. A mission gone wrong strands Draco and Hermione deep underground, with one of them dangerously injured and their escape route prowled by Death Eaters. Will they be rescued? And how will they cope until they are? COMPLETE!

During fifth year Draco is a bit of a player, and he and Harry end up spending some delicious unexpected private time together. SLASH! HPDM

Narcissa swore that nothing but the love would induce her to marry but when it falls to her to marry Lucius Malfoy in her sister's stead, will she abandon her dreams for family honour, or can she have both?

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Life is full of surprises, and so is Severus Snape; as Hermione discovers, just when she needs excitement most. A match made in... Grimmauld Place

The year is 1065, when Western Europe's finest empires are taking root. Amidst war, romance, and betrayal, four unlikely men and women meet and travel to the British Isles to construct the finest school of witchcraft and wizardry still standing today.

COMPLETED STORY. Forget the little problem that is Voldemort. It's Harry Potter's eighteenth birthday party and Hermione has made an important decision....but even Hermione's plans can go wrong when Malfoy's around. Rated 'R' for sex & language.

Draco Malfoy's discovered his Veela roots and has to deal with it. Humor and romance with Ron Weasley ensues. Harry and Hermione observe and participate in the mayhem. Finished

Severus Snape is distinctly unhappy upon finding out about a certain tradition regarding his desk... (R-Hr, D-G, H-Lu)

COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.

Saving his mortal enemy in a moment of insanity Draco is suddenly labelled a hero. Floundering in a new life and hiding from Death Eaters with Harry he finds that his allegiance isn’t the only thing that’s changed DH COMPLETE

COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.

Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.