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Joined 06-20-06, id: 1071849, Profile Updated: 09-01-09
Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Orson Scott Card, and D.Gray-Man.

I am Cogsworth; I don't get drunk.


DISCLAIMER: I will fail many times. I am not even close to perfect. I am, in fact, a pretty worthless bit of a human. I ask that everyone have some grace for me, because heaven knows I need it. Neither is this is an excuse to reside in the current state I'm in. I'm always trying; the problem is, I'm usually failing.

I don't like vampires. Werewolves are the bomb! but vampires are boring. Or, pop culture vampires are boring. I've gone through lots of vampire media in search of the perfect blood-sucker, and the closest I've come to liking anything has been Hellsing. Alucard is pretty cool, and that's because he's absolutely psycho. The others? ...yawn. And has anyone else noticed the disturbing trend of teen-fiction now-a-days? A large amount of it is all about vampires! Therefore, that amount is boring!

I am now eighteen and a freshman in college, meaning I miss my family, my dog, and my mountains and am taking a bevy of interesting classes.

I live in Alaska. I love it. I have a huge family. I love them.

My family has a Rhodesian Ridgeback/Lab, and he is emo; he is also old and slightly crazy, but, mostly, I just love him.

I also love writing; I do a lot of it. I also love my band(s). I love reading and the wind, and I prefer manga over anime.

I have a strange habit of tilting my head so that my right cheek rests on my right shoulder when I'm really interested in what I'm writing.

Cogsworth, AKA green see-through ghosts

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Dinner à Deux by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Barry the Chopper was to be a connoisseur of fine dining, Riza Hawkeye his unwilling dinner companion. And Vato Falman? He was to cater the affair, in a way that would leave Riza reeling...Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Barry the Chopper, Riza H. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Montage by Nymbis reviews
A short series of drabbles featuring Konan x Kakuzu, Tenten x Kisame, Sakura x Kabuto, Lee x Hinata, Shikamaru x Temari and various other crack pairings done for a challenge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Contrast by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Temari had entered the home improvement store hoping to find a decent paint color for her younger brother’s room. Instead, she found a foul mouthed monk who was not afraid to offer some blunt criticism for her every selection. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
An Artist First, Shinobi Second by kitsuneasika reviews
He knows what art is, but he doesn't know what it is to him. Deidara, oneshot. OLD STORY. Not proud of this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Deidara - Complete
Iron Roses by sharingank reviews
He doesn't like being a captain, but he does need sleep, and she's the only one who can help him...IsaneShuuhei oneshot. Possible manga spoilers. Rated M for mature themes.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Isane K., Shuuhei H. - Complete
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Corolla reviews
It takes a lot of petals to form a flower. Surprisingly, it also takes a lot of people, some knowledgeable, some not so much, to follow through with the best plots. Who would have thought? AU, multi-chapter, HidaTema, DeiHina, ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,433 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008
Deviant reviews
Drabble Two: Funny how blame never stuck to the right person...Ender's Game, Petra-centric.
Orson Scott Card - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008
Progress reviews
Daisya Barry knows a whole lot about a whole lot, but mostly it's the sort of stuff Kanda would call, "Pointless. Like you." Not that Kanda would have the nerve to label prayer pointless, but then again...what did Daisya know about prayer?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Daisya B. - Complete
Curtains reviews
The embodiment of tact. The author of nonchalance. Somehow, they were going to get through to each other. LaviXLenalee fluff!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Lavi, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Elegy reviews
Rest in peace: Hidan, Deidara, Kakuzu, Jiraiya, Asuma, and Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
A Friendly Wager reviews
What kind of weirdo was actually psycho enough to hit on her? Well, no kind, but that didn't actually end up being the main point. AU, crack, hockey, Hidan, and Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,845 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Conviction reviews
Honestly, Tamaki couldn’t help his infatuation with cute female things like Haruhi Fujioka. Tamaki/Haruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Phone Tag reviews
Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
CheezIt reviews
Beatrice...there is a demon running loose in this church." A series of AU oneshots circling Hidan, Temari, and the church.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,100 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Temari, Hidan
Some Things reviews
Hey. Oblivious. You eloping with the dictionary, or something? crackfic, AU, DeidaraXHinata
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,641 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Agreement reviews
No matter where we are, no matter the time, no matter how we feel. ShizuneXGenma
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Genma S., Shizune - Complete