I go by many different things through-out Internet Land so don't be overly surprised if you see something of mine on a different site under a different name. Also, don't be shocked at my occasionally re-writing a story that I've previously done. I get bored and my tastes change. Sometimes I re-write things to make them a bit more mature and less...idiotic. This does not mean that my sense of humor has matured much if at all, I've just gotten a bit better at writing it.

In no way do I ever intend to make fun of people, cultures, or anything else. Making fun of people is bad and, in the event that anything I do or say is seen as making fun of someone, please tell me. It has recently come to my attention that I inadvertently did just this recently and I feel awful about it. Really, I do. However in this case the story has been completed for a while and I would have to go back and change a good deal to rectify the situation. It's not feasible and so the running joke in question must stand. In the future if such a thing should happen with an on-going story, I will do my best to fix the issue. I aim to please.

Oh, in case you didn't notice, I got rid of almost everything on this profile. Meh.

LOOKING FOR A STORY YOU THINK I WROTE? READ THIS.

Sunset: Removed everywhere in '09 (I think) due to the worst block ever.
Band Is: Why I ever published this thing I don't know. It's not even a story.
Lessons of the PMB: Ditto.
Random Songs That Remind Me of Twilight: Ditto, again.
Ways to Annoy Erik/V: Two stories that follow the above theme. I really don't know what I was thinking with these things.
The Glass Tear: This was my first story and was removed because it was awful. Seriously. I blew up Jacob Black in a cave just to end it. *facepalm*
A Mirror and a Rose: I set out to re-write this originally but it ended up becoming the Masquerade series. No copy of the original exists.
ATGaaT & DYKTIAY: I am aware of how bad these really are. Please don't judge me on them. I hope to revisit V for Vendetta at some point and remove these two stories. To be perfectly honest, though, they still amuse me a little bit. A good deal of what I did in it still sticks with me as Headcannons. Calling V's suit of armor "Barbie" for example.