Post-Avengers. It is the duty of the Æsir to safeguard the Nine Realms and keep peace in the universe. Thanos wages war on Midgard and the Sons of Odin must take up their sacred charge. Loki must bear arms, side-by-side with Earth's own heroes, against the Mad Titan and the darkness in his own mind. Loki-centric. Eventual FrostIron. Universe 7437.

Love is selfish, Tony eventually decides. Love is looking at someone you admire and thinking, I deserve you. Tony/Loki drabble

A series of one-shots, mostly humorous, showing the evolution of Loki's relationship with Tony Stark. Sequel to Nine Lives.

Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?

A memoir of the life and times of Hatsumomo. Based solely upon the book.

Loki makes another enemy and decides to go to the Avengers for help. The Avengers are not amused.

Various Lovecraftian Characters in humorous situations. Characters copyright H.P. Lovecraft, Lin Carter, Brian Lumley etc...

After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki

A depository of some longer drabbles with special emphasis placed on minor characters. 25: The second stage of the mall life form was the most interesting.

Erik indulges in something he never thought he would have. E/C

Who is this mysterious rogue Hanso? What does he know? Why is Jazan's eyeliner still sexy after all these years? And just WHO is responsible for the faeries turned to stone! I don't know, but here's a spoof.

They were just normal teenagers at a normal reform boarding school. Sure, the potentially fatal punishments were weird, but okay. Then a familiar stranger came. Now they all have to ask themselves if they want to see what they left behind.

Ivan Braginski has lost his memory, and his only clue is a mysterious pendant that says, "MARRIED in Paris." Is he really the great Russia? Anastasia parody, so much crack it borders on methamphetamine. T for only the most eloquent of word choices.

Krum clenched his fists, unclenched them. Took a deep breath. One, two, three. Three, two, one. Go. Now. \\ My rendition of how Krum asked Hermione to the Yule Ball. K plus for one swearword. May become a series of Krumione one-shots.

There are diamonds in the sky and diamonds in her ears and empty holes in her heart. All the punctures make the bases weaker, more prone to fall. He handles them with more care than she'll ever know, tracing the map of her life she gave to him.

Why does James Potter think the name Elvendork is unisex? Where did the name Harry come from? Why had James gone from tenor to soprano and what does Snape have to do with all of this? A fic about why Harry is called Harry. COMPLETE.

Have you ever considered that you're pretty enough? 17th century Fruk, oneshot, enjoy.

Promises are dangerous things.

There is a very small part of him that knows that they are going further than they need to. ** Sequel to Monologues I: Possibilities. Count/Albert, Gankutsuou, mention of unrequited Franz.

The Count speaks. Albert listens, but Franz hears. ** Spoilery for episode 15. Count/Albert, unrequited Franz. Rated for description of an alien orgy.

To her, he is beautiful.

Yog Sothoth/Lavinia Whateley - the conception of the Whateley twins from Yog Sothoth's POV. This is NOT tentacle smut, sorry.

AU. 'She was not a Hero. She was not a Citizen, either. It scares Will. He's not the only one that fears her. "Are you done?" he asks with a glare, and she has to smile. Everyone fears her. Except him.'

Ray meets Evangeline when he's young and naïve; she's the prettiest firefly that had ever twinkled upon the Bayou. ONE SHOT, FINISHED.

The one thing Charlie Swan regretted the most was that he never got to see his little girl grow up.

Tell us, Devi. What's it like dating a serial killer?

She only drew him so she would remember.' You can spend your life waiting and never see a thing. You can spend your life watching and never get what you want.

What in the name of all things sexually ambiguous is this?

Before the Triwizard Tournament, the Goblet of Fire judges the hopeful competitors. Canon-compliant, Book 4.

The spring thaw melts more than just snow. A mildly romantic interlude with the Count and Albert.

Status: Complete. Johnny finds himself losing his fight to shut himself off from emotion. His inner desire to reconnect with Devi just may prove to be too strong for him to resist. But Devi may already have moved on...

A collection of drabbles about the Powerpuff Girls. Will include slash, het and femslash relationships as well as general drabbles. Ratings will vary. Disclaimer: I don't own the Powerpuff Girls.

JtHM. The things he can't do right anymore have to do with normal. An unreliable narrator does his best. Johnny-centric.

Sweeney Todd doesn't notice anything about Mrs. Lovett. Or does he? Sad one-shot. Sweenett of course! What else would you expect from me?

There are a billion reasons for Seto Kaiba not to date Ishizu Ishtar.

A peek into Devi and Nny's relationship. COMPLETE.

Mai knew, though he had never stated it so baldly, that she could follow Zuko wherever he went, her movements and her knowledge of his limited only by whether she chose to pay attention. Mai/Zuko

He never wanted it. Them. He never wanted one… much less two of them. It wasn’t fair, Erik decided. He had only just gotten Christine all to himself and now… this.

Your friendly, neighborhood Hidan here, explaining to you just why Jashinism totally rocks your socks. Rated high T for Hidan being Hidan. Oneshot. Crack!fic.

Ten facts about one girl. Sorta-metafic, ginormous Breaking Dawn spoilers.

Heaven is the cool side of the pillow. maiko

He was in the library an awful lot, and nearly always was surrounded by stacks of books. Sometimes it was just the two of them there, though at some point his fan club tended to wander in and then back out again at least once. HG/VK

Snape is forced to hold Advanced SexEd and tell the students about male pregnancy – when he himself is seven months pregnant. Mpreg, slash.

Phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space. A jinni's fate, unless he comes across the rarest of mortals who might set him free...

A new student discovers an old enemy when she joins Hogwarts. Is there anyone powerful enough to stop Slash and Sue as they wreak havoc at the school? Oneshot.

Layla discovers why certain numbers are lucky. WL

A list of rules for dealing with cosmic horror

Life can be rough. Especially when you realize you’re not like other girls your age. Especially when you’re a superhero. Especially when you realize that you are in love with one of your worst enemies. ButtercupxPrincess Ch. 9 is up.

Europe is overrun by Death Eaters and most of the political bodies are in shambles. A sole young man finds himself in a situation he never dreamed possible and steps up to claim a blood right to an empire in a world at war. Takes place after book 5.

Uchiha Sasuke made a promise to himself. Even if it took him forever and ever and ever, even IF it made his mommy mad, even if he died trying…he was going to get his dignity back. He had to find a way to get rid of those dolls. [Sasuke x Hinata oneshot]

And all she ever hears is 'no'....birthday fic for myselfSesshoumaru x Kagura

There comes a time when all fathers must let go of their sons and send them into the world so that they may learn. But this is Hojo and like hell he’s letting his prize specimen out of his grubby hands.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

No, not the Asylum. This is NOT Batman, OKAY? A series of neardrabbles based on a single day in a VERY odd town. Refers to just about every one of his stories.

Diane Duane’s Wizards series meets H. P. Lovecraft and his Mythos: if there is a Speech, why not a Dark Speech? And H. P. L.’s languages of R’lyeh would be a good one. Cthulhu fthagn!

Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!

Fifty words for Sesshoumaru and Kagura, the pairing that never happened. My take on their relationship. It's my first fanfic! Read and review, please.

Two new students with an ancient grudge and scary powers join Sky High. Is any man safe when Mary Sue and Slash collide?

Hermione gets caught in the act, and Viktor cheerfully makes the most of it, entirely at her expense. Well, almost.

Viktor drops a dangerous secret into Hermione's lap. With it, she is thoroughly capable of blackmailing him to stay out of the library.

Nobody ever dreams of what would happen if Nny was arrested, but I'm just insane enough to sleep. Johnny's been arrested, and his way of dealing with it is... most Johnnylike.

A drabble. Thrice did Feanor ask Galadriel for a strand of her hair and she refused. Yet she gave three to Gimli. No wonder Feanor would be annoyed, to say the least, once he found out.

There have been an abundance of Mary Sues coming into Sky High as of late. To Warren's way of thinking, the only logical solution is to blow them all up. Makes perfect sense! I mean no offense to anyone except those who write Mary Sues.

Late night ponderings and questions for the most intriguing family of Sky High. The father Baron Battle, the mother Mother Peace, the son Warren.

Seto Kaiba gives his son a little advice.

Seto Kaiba goes to Egypt to discuss his vision from the Millenium Eye with Ischizu. Apparently there's a lot more than discussion going on between the two. Kaiba's decides that he must get rid of his weakness, while Ischizu falls further into depression.

Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shot

They've never been 'normal'.

On Thursday, Sasuke realized he loved her. [SasuSaku]

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

SLASH! PARODY! Rita Skeeter exposes Harry Potter's untold story of what happened after he hit puberty… based solely on an unauthorized, uncorroborated interview with Lord Voldemort.

Because some things have to change, and others never will. HinaNeji.

This is my account of how Viktor Krum asked Hermione to the Yule Ball... and why she said yes.

Viktor Krum observes his fellow Tri-Wizard Tournament Competitors.

We've all seen the horror movie cliche, right? Necking couple at the lake gets disassembled by psycho killer? Let's just say this lake's maniac is in for the surprise of his life...

Viktor Krum tries to ask out a certain brown-haired witch

Johnny has a new victim, but she's unlike any person he's encountered before(not even in FANFICS!! Got your attention now huh?). notes: this is not an SI, and no, it's not romancey!!

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.

Words of a fangirl and thoughts we've all had at least once. ~" I wonder sometimes, are they real? "

A young Albus Dumbledore goes quasi-Lovecraftian in this tale of inappropriate spells, Old Gods, and livestock. Just another case of picking the most obscure character in the series and running with him. Rated W for Wrong.