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Author has written 5 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Doctor Who, and Sanctuary.

I'm also on AO3 as Im_so_clumsy

I'm not clumsy; Gravity just loves me so much it keeps trying to give me a hug

And now how about some random quotes that, as far as I know, are not from books? I don't know who most of these belong to I just enjoy them.

"Don't say, 'The old lady screamed.' Bring her on and let her scream." -Mark Twain when giving advice to authors.

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice- then sit back and let the world wonder how you managed it.

Today, I thought about the phrase "revenge is sweet" and then thought about the phrase, "revenge is a dish best served cold." I have now come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream.

Lewis' Law of Travel; the first bag out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone. Ever.

When you step to the edge of all the light you have left and take that first step into the darkness of the unknown, you might believe one of two things will happen: There will be something solid for you to step upon, or you will learn how to fly.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

You shouldn't compare yourself to others- they are more screwed up than you think.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Basic Definitions of Science: if it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.


Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,
While you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it!
Sincerely,
The Opportunist

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Amend by Ancalime8301 reviews
Negotiating the Accords, dealing with Ross, the end of his relationship with Pepper, Steve's faction coming back to the Avengers compound . . . the stress finally catches up with Tony in dramatic fashion. The team has to decide to step up and handle things while Tony can't. Tony has to decide if he'll let them.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 185,264 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 3/30/2018 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Conjugal Visit by Kagetora no Tsume reviews
Warning: Spoilers for Civil War. (Posted here because it's more of an Avengers thing and less a Civil War thing, but still has spoilers.) Vision comes to see Wanda in lockup, and make sure that she is all right after everything that happened. NOW WITH MORE CHAPTERS CAUSE YOU PEOPLE WON'T STOP BEGGING. XP
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,970 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 5/6/2016 - [Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Vision] Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Game Ain't Over by sapphireswimming reviews
Jack Kelly has abandoned them all and Davey doesn't want to listen to anyone dumb enough to think otherwise.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Katherine P., Davey - Complete
Interested by starbuckmeggie reviews
What do you do when she consumes your mind? How do you get through each day? Why is she so fascinating? General musings on a crush.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2017 - Published: 1/25/2017 - T. Paris, B. Torres - Complete
tri-tone by cyclothimic reviews
AU One wrong message to a wrong number and a billion right ones to a right number. (Another way Felicity and Oliver could meet) [dialogue-fic]
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,491 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 4/13/2016 - [Felicity S./Overwatch, Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow] Black Canary/Earth-1 D. Laurel Lance, Barry A. - Complete
All The Reasons Why by WriterandDaydreamer4218 reviews
Because Vision didn't fall in love with Wanda all at once. Written in honor of Scarlet Vision Appreciation Day 2016.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,104 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 6/1/2016 - Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Vision - Complete
Can't You Just Imagine Them Getting Together? by The Eclectic Bookworm reviews
Rupert Giles and Jenny Calendar. In love, enamored, intrigued, and annoyed with each other. Oneshots focusing on them, some canon and some AU.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,346 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 12/8/2015 - [R. Giles, Calendar, J.] Buffy S., Willow R. - Complete
The Search for Truth by Elfinium reviews
Set approximately four months after the end of the Mummy. Evie and Rick are still finding out about each other, and forging their careers as the explorers and adventurers we now know them to be. A couple of characters from Evie's past threaten her new found life and confidence, can O'Connell give her the faith in herself that she needs and will she in turn believe in him?
Mummy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,451 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Choices by CritterKid reviews
AU It's the choices we make that define who we are. What will you choose?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,108 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Xander H., Buffy S., R. Giles, Willow R. - Complete
The Innocent Sleep by il-mio-capitano reviews
First night after the events of Chosen and tensions are high. Buffy sets out to tell Giles exactly what she thinks of his shitty behaviour the past few months.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Buffy S., R. Giles - Complete
Something Old, Something New by Inksaber reviews
(Spoilers for Age of Ultron.) It's been weeks since Sokovia and Tony has accepted that JARVIS is gone. Really, he has. Barring a few nightmares and sleepless nights, he's fine. Or, he thinks he is. And then, one night, the Vision shows up in his tower with an offer that's too good to be true.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,674 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 135 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis, Vision - Complete
i'll paint a ray of hope around you by JaneScarlett reviews
"We're all stories in the end…and this story is about a Lord, voyaging the world in his magic ship; and a Lady, waiting to be rescued. There are quests to be fulfilled, people to be saved… and a happy ending?" The Doctor grinned at the children. "Might just be." (Library fix-it)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,187 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 4/11/2014 - 9th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
An Early Addition by cloudsophie reviews
What if Georgiana had been at Netherfield? How would it change the story?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 62,551 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Elizabeth, Georgiana, Mr. Darcy - Complete
You just can't believe me by aaronlisa reviews
Set during Season Two, Willow's parents are murdered by a vampire.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2015 - R. Giles, Willow R., Angelus - Complete
The Parasitic Infestation Hypothesis by YlvaBorealis reviews
Sheldon isn't sure what is happening to him... Surely, he must have caught some sort of brain-parasite! Or is there perhaps some other conclusion? One-shot, Shamy.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Feels Like Home by utility - singer reviews
This story is the part of their relationship the movie neglected-their engagement period. Planning, promises, and potential problems on Maria and Georg's way to the altar. Can rumors ruin things?
Sound of Music - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,551 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Georg vT., Maria R. - Complete
I can't walk, so how can I run? by Occasionaldrabble reviews
Begins after Elsa confronts Maria at the party, but Maria doesn't leave the Villa. Instead she finds solace down by the lake. But when a storm blows up Maria has an accident that may change everything. Will the Captain see her and his situation with Elsa differently…and will Maria walk again?
Sound of Music - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 97,733 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Complete
Of Combs and Clouds by HardfacedQueenofMisadventure reviews
No matter what, she'll always be there to straighten her tangles out. A sweet moment between Kaylee and River.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Kaylee, River - Complete
Doctor Who: Songbird by Phoenix-cry reviews
When something that is usually only ever lost suddenly starts getting stolen it is up to the Doctor to find the thief and stop them. When River ends up in the mix things become that much more complicated as the case turns personal for the Doctor. This is a mystery/adventure/angst story with a touch of humor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,719 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Friends in Need by betawho reviews
The Doctor's desperate, he turns to his oldest friend for help, Sarah Jane Smith... ("How do you make French toast?")
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/12/2014 - 11th Doctor, Sarah Jane S., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Cradle and All by Gandalf3213 reviews
The abuse started years before Buffy came to Sunnydale, but by the time anyone noticed Xander was sure he deserved the name-calling and punches. Four people who noticed Xander's home was not a pleasant one, and one person who managed to help. Companion to "Down Will Come." One-shot
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Xander H., R. Giles - Complete
Without a Trace by 27hope reviews
When Felicity's goddaughter goes missing, she enlists Oliver and Diggle's help to do whatever it takes to get her back.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,891 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, John D./Spartan, Felicity S./Overwatch
Friends In High Places by nostalgia reviews
The Doctor is working for UNIT and Torchwood completely fail to notice. Why is that?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2014 - 3rd Doctor, The Master, Jack H., Brigadier - Complete
A Tangled Web of Beauty Part 1- Right Place, Wrong Time by Starjargon reviews
The Ponds get a few surprise visitors. Only, it wasn't meant to be a surprise. Oops. 11/ River Amy/ Rory
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.]
Hall of Mirrors by Grac3 reviews
Part one of the Angel!Verse. While trying to catch a bat-like alien loose in an antiques shop, Rose notices something strange about the Doctor's reflection. Episode tag: Post-Aliens of London/World War Three. Threeshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,717 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Prelude to the Dark Times by sb18 reviews
The Paternoster Gang weren't the first ones to take care of the Doctor during the Dark Times. Craig Owens receives an unexpected guest and does his best to clean fresh wounds, but sometimes the healing process isn't so easy. (Post-TATM. Pre-The Snowmen.)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,830 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] Craig O. - Complete
No Such Thing as a Quiet Night In by Tanba Josav reviews
The Doctor promised Clara he would spend a quiet night in the TARDIS but can you really trust the Doctor? After all we always have to remember rule number one. COMPLETE
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/22/2014 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Grown Accustomed to Her Face by Dobby's Socks reviews
After the events of "Day of the Moon", the Doctor must grapple with why he asked along the mysterious River Song, and whether or not it bothers him that she turned him down. Oh, and that kiss. No spoilers unless you haven't watched through the Season Six opener, Doctor/River and mentions of Amy/Rory, rated for minor suggestiveness and one swear, title taken from "My Fair Lady"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] - Complete
Already Taken by Dobby's Socks reviews
An alien Queen comes to Earth seeking a mate, much to the alarm of humanity. But when the Doctor attempts to intercede, he's chosen instead! Unfortunately for the aliens, River Song is none too pleased. Set between "The Power of Three" and "The Angels Take Manhattan", also features Jack and Kate Stewart, rated for innuendo and some language COMPLETE
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,955 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] - Complete
Dust and Shadows by The River Watcher reviews
He was by her side in two steps, gripping her shoulders and pulling her to him even as she was moving toward the door. She shuddered between his hands. "Something happened. Something is wrong, River. I can see it in your eyes." "I need to go back. Leave you to your," she waved a hand toward the console, "travels." She pulled herself from his grasp and reached for the door.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,312 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Twas the Night by GhostDog401 reviews
Twas the night before Christmas and the TARDIS was quiet -Not a beep nor a hum could be heard in the silence -For the Ponds were both gone, trapped in the past -Leaving behind laughter and smiles that never could last Christmas Special I forgot to post. Spoilers for the Snowman
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Clara O., 11th Doctor - Complete
She Notices Everything by augiesannie reviews
She'd never been happier in her life than she was yesterday, when Fraulein Maria returned to the villa. Still, the next morning, things are not quite back to normal. As seven determined von Trapp children try to get to the bottom of things, Brigitta surprises everyone – including herself. One-shot, and fluffier than usual for me. Please R&R.
Sound of Music - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,080 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Brigitta vT. - Complete
Guard Duty by betawho reviews
What would it be like to be a guard at Stormcage, guarding River Song?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Moon River by rangersyl reviews
With Lake Silencio inexorably approaching, the Doctor wonders if it's time to fulfil his first and last promise to River. The River he finds isn't used to being the one who has to say 'spoilers.' So they compromise: an archaeological expedition on a stormy, hostile moon where an ancient danger lurks behind every shadow. Co-written with Taiamu.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,092 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Sound of Words by Aslan's Lamb reviews
What did Brigitta think about the new governess? Why did she really start crying at the dinner table? Who else knew about Liesl's meeting with Rolf? This is the story of The Sound of Music told from Brigitta's POV.
Sound of Music - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,196 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 11/18/2008
It's All Elementary by iamdragonrider reviews
There's a Goa'uld using a local elementary school as a front to harvest slaves from among the best and brightest. SG-1 takes an unexpected approach in order to go undercover and neutralize the threat. Five years later, finally complete!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 151,759 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 3/28/2008 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Teal'c - Complete
God Knows How That Looked by NinjaNovelist reviews
For River and the Doctor, their final goodbye on Trenzalore was one of deep grief, passion, and intimacy. For the other three in the room... not so much. Oneshot, I regret nothing.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/20/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Don't Stop at Hello by Dobby's Socks reviews
Jack finds himself giving advice on romance to the last person he'd ever expect: the Doctor. A possible explanation for the increase in the Doctor's flirting with River. Set between S5 and S6, but references both "A Christmas Carol" and the SJA episode "Death of the Doctor". Doctor/River, with some flirting from Jack, mentioned Amy/Rory, sequel posted, called "Fixed"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/2/2013 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] Jack H. - Complete
Above and Beyond by anthfan reviews
When Felicity has to go undercover as bait for a mission, Oliver isn't pleased. As things get out of hand, Felicity realizes she may be in over her head.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,837 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Felicity S./Overwatch, Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow - Complete
Now all of the landscape, it's just an empty place by Delenn reviews
"They lay next to each other in the dark, not quite touching. Casting worried glances at each other when they think the other is not looking and biting back all the words that billow unsaid between them." Post-TATM.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,141 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/14/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Jenny - 19th Century, Madame Vastra - Complete
Ted Talk by Kathryn Merlin reviews
Giles realizes that Buffy is more affected by the events of "Ted" than she lets on. Hurt/Comfort, Watcher/Slayer bonding. TAG.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Buffy S., R. Giles - Complete
I won't treat you like you're typical by Tarafina reviews
[Pre-Island AU] When Oliver Queen meets Felicity Smoak, he's a billionaire playboy who likes the challenge. But she's not interested in being a notch on his bedpost and he has to decide if the life he leads is worth losing someone as remarkable as her. [If I Were a Better Man series Part 1]
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,504 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 224 - Published: 7/8/2013 - [Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Felicity S./Overwatch] - Complete
The Doctor Remembers by Impossible Miracles reviews
The Doctor reveals to Clara a powerful story from his childhood, an experience which shapes him in to the wandering traveller he is today.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Casebook 1 : The Case Of The Missing Bullet by TalepieceUK reviews
From The Casebook Of Madame Vastra. Vastra and Jenny meet and solve their first crime, the death of a father and child.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Madame Vastra, Jenny - 19th Century - Complete
Traces of a Song Long Gone by AmaranteReikaChan reviews
Clara had heard the Doctor mention Professor River Song far more times than she ever did, or would, realise. She just didn't know the right fragments of information needed to piece it all together.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,943 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/8/2013 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] Clara O. - Complete
Down Will Come by Gandalf3213 reviews
There was five months worth of evidence right in front of him, and it wasn't until Giles found Xander bleeding and burned that he remembered not all monsters come out of the Hellmouth, that the hardest to shake violence happened right at home. One-shot
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Xander H., R. Giles - Complete
Change of Atmosphere Part 2 by D Squirrel reviews
Continuation of Change of Atmosphere. Nick is learning to deal with this Grimm thing with a little help from his friends. Warnings: Violence, sarcasm, swearing, Nick whump, mentions of offscreen violence, death, and domestic violence to non major characters, eventual kidnapping, drugging, implied off screen drug use/noncon. No slash. A big, big thanks to Lita for all her help
Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,403 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Nick B., Monroe - Complete
River Song and the Lost Tomb of Ardûn by Nancy Brown reviews
River's professor for her first archaeology class was a self-declared expert on late twentieth and early twenty-first century Earth history. Naturally, she hated his guts.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H. - Complete
Preludes by KnifeEdge reviews
Lizzie Bennet Diaries - Three seconds, spun out into forever. What happens in the silence between a question and the beep of a cell phone. (Takes place during Episode 84) Lizzie/Darcy
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,312 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Lizzie Bennet Diaries - Complete
The Starfish by D'Artag-NOT reviews
NOW COMPLETE. All Marcus meant to do was help one person in a way he could see. He thought it was enough. But it wasn't. Station senior personnel plus original characters. Multi-part story. Takes place after "Ceremonies of Light and Dark".
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,446 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - M. Cole - Complete
Family Reunion by Rihays reviews
The Doctor has had a bit of an accident and his only help may come at the hands of a long-lost (and best kept-lost) cousin.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,744 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Q, 11th Doctor - Complete
Assumed Identities by SnubNosedSilhouette reviews
"Doesn't it just sound like our kind of adventure? Bone meadows. Sends a thrill up my spine to say it."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,548 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Falling Through Time by do i need a pen name reviews
Time travel was a tricky business, but River Song loved it. It gave her the chance to meet the parents she had spent so much time apart from. Brief looks at River's rare encounters with her family. COMPLETE
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
If only I had Learnt by TuesdayMorning423 reviews
"If only I had learnt to be a lady," Elizabeth whispered, "then perhaps I might be fit to marry, but as it is, I am not." Is it possible for a man, even one such as Fitzwilliam Darcy, to change her mind?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 152,426 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Her Love is a Neverending Circle by Kavi Leighanna reviews
The first time she meets him, she doesn't even know she loves him. The last time she sees him, she couldn't love him more.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/5/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Miracle Child by cmartlover reviews
"Amy and Rory would have been happy if it hadn't been for me. They wouldn't be getting a divorce...I'm a mistake. A convenient accident created for the sole purpose to kill. If you just went back and rewrote my existence it would save you all a lot of trouble." River takes her parents' divorce rather hard. It takes the Doctor to show her just how wrong she is. Series 7 spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Fair Warning by BookkeeperThe reviews
Sometimes Rory thinks that the Doctor should come with a warning label. Danger: volatile. Do not shake, heat, or underestimate.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/17/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Out Of The Dark by Winnywriter reviews
"You see?" he said. "I might be blind, but it doesn't mean I'm in darkness." The Doctor loses his sight. ElevenxRiver. Some AmyxRory. Spoilers for AGMGTW. AU oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/1/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Half Sick of Shadows by E.A. Week reviews
The barren planet Gossan holds a powerful secret, one that is somehow connected to River Song's release from prison. Can River and the Eleventh Doctor defeat the Papal Mainframe, or will they become its prisoners for all eternity?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 60,065 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Sontaran Encounter — 11th Doctor, River, and Jack by betawho reviews
The Doctor and River run into Jack, who's a bit befuddled about their relationship.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H. - Complete
like two people arguing over directions by madis hartte reviews
. . . so he names the galaxy after her, and impulsively she kisses him on the cheek, her breath sliding cool along the ridge of his cheekbone, which freaks him out more than a little.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Live Long Days of the Last Centurion by nextstop-everywhere reviews
After all, anyone who can bring his wife's imaginary friend down a peg - even for a minute or two - is a blessed saint in his book. Rory introspective, River/Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Rory W., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Moonlighting by Wannabe Darklord reviews
Let's go for a nice stroll, Donna. The moonflowers here only bloom once every century, Donna. Oh, and did I forget to mention that this place is infested with werewolves, Donna? No, of course it'll be fine if I get myself infected, Donna.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,957 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
The Only Turtle in a Box of Frogs by betawho reviews
Sometimes Rory felt like the only turtle in a box of frogs...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Rory W., 11th Doctor - Complete
Universal Constants by BookkeeperThe reviews
The BAU is asked to consult for UNIT, and find themselves working with a man whom even they have difficulty reading. Incredulity, distrust, and an excess of over-enthusiastic geniuses ensue. Teamfic, gen.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,933 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, D. Morgan - Complete
Quests and Campfires by Blessed Lunatic reviews
It's a watcher's job to be there for his slayer. Buffy and Giles during "Intervention."
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Buffy S., R. Giles - Complete
Act I: Planted Seed by Bellarsam Chrisjulittle reviews
The first part of my new story: "Fleur de L'Amour." Please enjoy!
Sound of Music - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,814 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by Annerb reviews
Jack and Sam get captured by the worst bad guys ever. Gen.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/29/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Déjà vu by Coast2Coast reviews
Buffy is more deeply affected by the events in the Season 2 episode 'Passion' than was depicted on the show. Giles, concerned for her health and safety and their relationship, confronts her.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/8/2010 - R. Giles, Buffy S. - Complete
A Rush of Blackbirds (Formerly--Speak Not Against the Sun) by 4giveMeJane reviews
Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,019 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 4,606 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth, Mr. Bingley, Jane - Complete
Feet That Iron Never Shod by Tittamiire reviews
An AU from the moment in Emancipation where Sam is re-captured by Thurgan. She fights back and things get interesting as each event seems to take her further away from home. No pairing, but you could see it as Sam and Jack shippy if you squint.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,917 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - S. Carter - Complete
When the Sky Stops Falling by Dream Painter reviews
COMPLETE:: Lost and separated, the members SG-1 must find their way back to the gate... and each other. Teamfic
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,165 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
What Best Friends Are For by firstdragonrider reviews
Sam is having trouble sleeping but Daniel helps. Sam/Daniel friendship, because there are too little of those fics out there.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2009 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
Quite the comic by HeavyRotation reviews
Maria mocks the Captain.
Sound of Music - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Natural Satellite by Kedd reviews
As Stargate Command struggles to find its legs, General Hammond and Colonel O'Neill find a balance of their own.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Gen. Hammond, J. O'Neill - Complete
Symbiosis by ShimmeringStar214 reviews
After her past is dredged up, Vala discovers she shares more with Sam than she realizes. M rating is only for references to violent acts and themes. Spoilers: S10's Momento Mori, S5's Desperate Measures, and S6's Prometheus. General, friendship.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,705 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Vala, S. Carter - Complete
The Secret Lives of Pandas by Phoenix-cry reviews
Separated from the team Sam and Jack's survival skills, sanity, and relationship are put to the test. Heavy S/J Ship, with high angst, hurt/comfort, adventure, and a touch of humor. Emotional ride but, NO major character death, NO graphic sex.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Diplomatic Relations by Partners In Crimes reviews
Racing Mars' gapfiller. Sheridan finds his negotiating skills are put to the test...
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2008 - J. Sheridan, Delenn - Complete
All That SciFi Stuff by anxiousgeek reviews
Will has plenty of questions. Helen/Will friendship
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Helen M., Will Z. - Complete
A Short Rest by Antenna reviews
Xander's convinced it's Hellmouthy, but probably it's just the flu.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/10/2008 - R. Giles, Xander H. - Complete
Double Take by Partners In Crimes reviews
The 'noir' vision of Babylon 5 returns in this collaboration fic. Susan's attempt to contact the First Ones takes an unexpected turn and the station plays host to some strange and strangely familiar guests.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,719 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - J. Sheridan, Delenn - Complete
Turning Tail by Phoenix-cry reviews
A quick little One Shot that goes along with my SG-1 K-9 series. Something is up with Sam and Daniel, but neither one of them seem to want to confess as to the source.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Complete
I Have Another Question by Bixata reviews
Jack has a question about the Stargate. Daniel doesn't have an answer.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2008 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Lack Of Trust Exercise by anxiousgeek reviews
Friendship fic. Classic team. The boot's on the other shoe, as Sam has to take charge in a female-dominated society. Set around season Three/Four. For the sg1friendathon @
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/5/2008 - S. Carter - Complete
last man in the world by She's a Star reviews
The Doctor and Donna's 'not a couple' routine does not entirely convince one Miss Jane Austen. Donna is distressed. The Doctor gets to hear about it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
I Have a Question by Bixata reviews
Jack has a question about wormholes. Carter doesn't have an answer.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Broken Backs, Strong Hearts by Bixata reviews
Jack and Teal'c are stranded on a planet during a Jaffa ambush. Together, they help each other survive their injuries and find a way home. Jack has a brush with death, but it's Carter and Daniel to the rescue. JackTeal'c friendship. Teamfic.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,924 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - J. O'Neill, Teal'c - Complete
Old Friends by Franavu reviews
A meeting of friends
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
A Defense of FanFiction by Charlotte Heywood reviews
An "Essay" in a *very serious style* meant to defend Fan-fic from its many naysayers.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
The Hawk and The Dove by RoczaDeb reviews
MacGyver's enemies make a fatal error when they mistake Major General Jack O'Neill for Mac. JS est. MacGyver Xover.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,616 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/27/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Eclipse by Annerb reviews
Sam and Ronon find a quiet moment on Atlantis to get to know each other. Friendship.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Ronon D. - Complete
Pictures of Perfection by Charlotte Heywood reviews
A tale of the ever popular Mary Sue and her...um... tragic fate. Reviews are always welcome and appreciated. NOTE: There is some very brief Carter bashing, so be warned.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
The Guardian by Bixata reviews
Major General Jack O'Neill has been missing for 12 years. Where he's been, what happened to him, and his return home. Oh yeah, he can't speak and he's not alone. SJ ship
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,617 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Don't Ever Leave Me Again by Lastew reviews
is just a little look at Buffy and Giles and the love they feel for each other, no matter what form it comes in.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/14/2007 - R. Giles, Buffy S. - Complete
Parallels by Laurie M reviews
In the lull following the Shadow War, Sheridan takes the opportunity for a peaceful, solo flight. But the universe has other ideas and he finds himself in a mirror dimension where the faces of both friends and enemies are very familiar.
Babylon 5 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,651 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2007 - J. Sheridan, Delenn - Complete
A Quiet Day For Giles by Lastew reviews
Just a day in the life of your average Super Watcher Librarian Hero as seen from the eyes of Willow.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,598 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - R. Giles - Complete
SG1 K9 by Phoenix-cry reviews
When a wolfhybrid follows the team home through the Gate all hell breaks loose at the SGC. Short story, 8 chapters and an Epilouge.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,956 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
Aftershocks I by Rachel500 reviews
A series of TAGs for Seasons One and Two. What really happened with SG1 after and in between their missions? How did Daniel and Teal'c become friends? And how did Jack and Sam begin to fall for each other?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 236,853 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Complete
New General by Latergatr reviews
Complete! A new general takes over one of the other commands at Cheyenne Mountain, and gets an introduction to Deep Space Radar Telemetry. Sam gets some sorely needed mentoring. Please R & R
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,756 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 11/22/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
One of Us by Rachel500 reviews
A mission goes badly wrong for Sam and Vala but is it the beginning of a beautiful friendship?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,900 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - S. Carter, Vala - Complete
Limericks by Cleo the Muse reviews
No plot whatsoever. Busted up and confined to the infirmary, SG1 finds a way to pass the time. Again.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 11/17/2006 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Out of Context by Annerb reviews
SG1 is moving on, but Sam is standing still. Fill in between season 8 and 9. First in the DC Series. Sam/Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/16/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Consequences by Beatrice Otter reviews
Broca Fic. O'Neill didn't stop Carter in the locker room. Now what? Not sappy or sacharine. Now done with Argos for good!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 52,377 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Under Fire by Strix varia25 reviews
On one of their first adventures through the gate, Sam has to prove to herself and her team that she can operate competently when things get rough.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,522 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 10/12/2005 - S. Carter - Complete
Seussified! by Cleo the Muse reviews
The folks at Bridge Studios plan out season eight! Spoilers for everything in that season... nothing was sacred, but Reckoning, Threads, and Moebius get it the worst. Warnings may include Death by Dr. Seuss
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Complete
Eating Candles by Denaliyasha reviews
Sam's teaching high school students, Jack's along for the ride, and we ALL know what high school boys think about all the time...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/2/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Sanity by HathorCol reviews
Rose is increasingly convinced that she has gone mad..." First foray into this fandom, completed three hours after the show was broadcast. Pleasedon'thurtme.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Complete
The Knife's Edge of Madness by Strix varia25 reviews
Alternate ending to Desperate Measures: What if Sam had managed to escape on her own without the team finding her?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,470 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2005 - S. Carter - Complete
Nine Lives by iamdragonrider reviews
An alien device causes one member of SG1 to undergo a drastic transformation. Sorry, I just can't leave well enough alone... An encore of sorts!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 118,718 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Taps by KissHerJack reviews
When Colonel O’Neill is badly injured, he must put his faith in Captain Carter’s hands. . . literally, in her hands. Posted complete Set in season 1 post Cold Lazarus. The romance is there, if you look for it. :-)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,739 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
One Elf, Two Elf by LadyRachael reviews
LoTR meets One Fish, Two fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/25/2004
The Way the World Ends by drama-princess reviews
So this is how the world ends-- not with a bang, but a whimper. Set during "Passion."
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/29/2003 - R. Giles, Calendar, J.
A Pleasing Impression by Dueling Dahlings reviews
. . . In which Giles's attempt to take Jenny out for a romantic evening spirals into invented diseases (Nintendoitis, anyone?), knocked over bookshelves, and some very exhilarating conversation indeed.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2003 - R. Giles, Calendar, J.
Illogical by She's a Star reviews
Giles's rather uneventful evening is spiced up by a phone call from Ms. Calendar. (Set during early season 2.)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Published: 7/28/2003 - R. Giles, Calendar, J.
Have Yourself A Manic Little Christmas by Tiffany Park reviews
The SGC and a wayward Goa'uld cross paths on Christmas Eve...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,918 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/1999 - Complete
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Counting Every Second
The Doctor attended River Song's funeral. People that saw him believed him to be numb, but he wasn't. It was just too painful to cry. (4,326).
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Complete
Strike Me Down With A Word reviews
Drabble. When River showed up at Demon's Run, perhaps her greeting had a deeper meaning for The Doctor. Was there a second reason that The Doctor was so furious with her?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
There's More to Life than Running reviews
Around River, he's okay with slowing down. And he has no idea how she does it... (Fluff with a bit of angst. Or possibly the other way around. Read it as you will).
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Little Confession reviews
Oneshot! No ship. "I guess it could never be me anyway," Jack continued. He took another bite of macaroni and cheese. "The guy in my dreams has gray hair and I'm NEVER getting gray hair."
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2011 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Relatively Normal reviews
What happens when SG-1 and the Sanctuary team meet in underground tunnels? Why do they want a mutant dog? Where's Carter? What's wrong with Jake? Where did they go? Can't they try? Why won't Hayes tell her? Exactly WHEN did this job become normal? OneShot
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2010 - J. O'Neill, Helen M. - Complete