River arches an eyebrow and waits, letting him dance around the console aimlessly. He's fidgety, more so than usual, and she can guess the reason why. Finally he sighs and leans across her, pressing the button on the answer phone. A smooth, familiar voice filters through, and River's eyes widen. "Is that Martha Jones?"

"You haven't been here before, have you?"

And one time she is.

After all, anyone who can bring his wife's imaginary friend down a peg - even for a minute or two - is a blessed saint in his book. Rory introspective, River/Doctor

"In case you hadn't noticed, we are in your bedroom." aka Five Times River and the Doctor cuddle, and one time they don't

The Doctor is dead. - AU for The Wedding of River Song

Hiding a grin, River lets him tug her back to the TARDIS where he's left a picnic basket just inside the door. "Today, we are going to have a nice lunch, do a little shopping, and hang out with the unicorns."

"I want to run The Blacked Out Supermodel." Written for the Snogging Meme on LJ

"River." He taps on her arm with his free hand. "River, they've got swords. Big swords. Big, long, very sharp, well maintained, not so wibbly-wobbly swords, probably used for swordy things like- like fighting and pointing and- and- and beheading!"

"Any New Year's, any culture, any time, your pick! They've even got an index in the lobby." He winks, swings open the door, and pushes her outside before she can respond or protest. "Welcome to the-oh." Written for the Snogging Meme on LJ.

A little bald head peeks out over River's shoulder, big eyes staring at him almost expectantly. Written for the Snogging Meme on LJ

"You saved Amy," he says, unable to keep the awe and pride from his voice. "You mad, brilliant woman." post-The Girl Who Waited

You sit on the curb outside a motel, somewhere in the middle of the States, and light a cigarette. The smoke is foul like always, but it drowns out the taste of blood in your mouth, and the shadow of a precious kiss. - Illyria, post-Not Fade Away

You must relearn everything. / River Tam character study

"Tequila," Elizabeth informs him, dropping the bottle back on the coffee-table with a bit too much oomph, "is disgusting."

"Did you really think you'd be rid of me that easily?" she asks, tears in her eyes and a smile at the corner of her lips and he doesn't breathe for fear he'll shock himself awake. Fix-it fic for Forest of the Dead

"She doesn't ask for the memories. Doesn't ask for her fate. But the Silence fall and they return and when it's done there's only one option, one choice: Take it back." or, 5 Lives River Takes, and One She Returns. AU post-A Good Man Goes To War

" 'You can't stage a revolution if you're slaughtered.' Rule 76." River Song/Adelle DeWitt, Epitaph I & II -based

"Right," she says, more to herself than him. "I'm calling psych." River/Doctor, Elizabeth/Mark. Fluff.

The Doctor waves a hand around in the air. "Plans are rubbish, never go right, always missing something. Spontaneity! Now, that's the key." He catches her eye knowingly. "Taking the opportunities that present themselves." - young!River/Doctor, post LKH

He won't love her forever. Prompt: River/Doctor - the five stages of grief