Hey everybody!!

I'm 14 and write a lot. Like in school, during "important" assemblies, once during a firedrill (don't ask how), church (i'm not that religious, sorry people), in the movie theater (that was interesting, I must admit), while watching Naruto and IMing, during class, when i should be working on a HUGE project (now), right now, (continues rambling for hours)

I am Naruto-obsessed (tho i don't quote people alot, i do talk in a tiny bit of japanese) and I love Maximum Ride, dattebayo!!

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Weird Conversations/Quotes From Me and Friends

Okay, I don't exactly remeber how the conversation started, but Gabby and I were talking about something purely evil and she suddenly said "Isn't it a miracle that our french teacher isn't dead?" I nodded; even though we were in different classes, the poor woman must have wanted to die MILLIONS of times due to us. I then replied, "It's a miracle she's not in therapy!" I mean, we've brought in stuffed animals, named them, and pissed multiple people off with them. (kyle, if you are reading this, Larry LIVES! No, I lie, he was shredded... by some PEOPLE!!) So we went on about what our poor french teacher should be doing for a while, then pondered about what would have made her go insane. We've only: tortured people with stuffed animals, had very random coversations where the French teacher walks up at the wrong moment, ripped the heads off of stuffed animals and sewed them onto each other, and other remotely scarring things.

Ahhhhhhhhh!! Farbman!! Where the fuck is my sword when I need it? He's right there! - Stella

Phil: My ice cream sandwich's name is Pamela Anderson

Joe: Does she taste good?

-- At lunch, the day I wasn't at school

Chey: What if I get raped?

Gab: No-one would want to rape you!

Laura: Yeah, cuz your so ugly!

Chey: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

--A normal Lunch conversation in the beginning of the 8th grade school year

Chey: Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife (grabs laura's arm)

Laura: Go die, whore!

Chey: (sniff) Bitch!

-- A normal lunch conversation now

Wishy: Dani, I love you

Me: I love you too, Wishes

Wishy: Dani, can I marry you?

Me: Um... I have to ask my mommy (grabs Gab's arm) Mommy, can Wishy court me?

Gab: Yes, now leave me alone!

-- A conversation using our "family guidelines"

Chey: (looks up and sees Mr. Souders) No one wants to rape me! (walks away crying)

Mr. Souders: O.o

-- Beginning of 8th grade joke

Davis: Oh my God, can I draw on your jeans?

Me: Sure...

Libby: Can I draw on your jeans too?

Me: Sure...

Davis: Isn't this flower totally awesome?

Me: Sure...

-- Play practice... my jeans look like a cast now.

Me: Ahhh!! I'se writin' meh penpal lettah in a New Yoik accent!!

Maggie: Oh my Gooood. You're obsessed.

Me: I ain't obsessed, goil, you'se crazeh! (pales) AHHHHHH!!

-- French class... I joined a Newsies RP site an' it's gotten tah me head... SEE?! Yay for Newsies!

Miss Jaffe: I think Riley's band is going to be good! (walks down hall)

Wishes: Oh my God, I cry everytime I hear Riley sing! (sniffs)

Riley: (walks around corner)... (stares at Wishes funny)

Wishes: (after Riley passes) OMG!! ERRRRRRRRG! (bright red and panicking)

Me and Chey: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

-- Walking down the hall during lunch before Battle of the Bands

Chey: Watch Robert Pattison's mini-me!

Me:(stares intently) What?

Chey: When he says "Sidewinder", he shakes his head! Look! (points)

Me: (looks) hahahahaha!! That's hilarious!

Chey: I know!

-- During Battle of the Bands... MoonDogs were up

Me: Laura, are those stripper pants? (points to Matt's trash bag-like red pants)

Laura: I think so...

Me: Ok... (turns to band) Take 'em off!

Laura: Shut up!

-- During Battle of the Bands, Matt and the Boys were up.

Dad: I'm surprised you didn't get any dreams from watching king kong.

Austin: It wasn't that scary!

Me: (popping into conversation) I had a dream. There was this fireplace and when you hit this button it would lift up and show a secret passage!
Dad: (gives me funny look)

Me: but then jasper, like ten times bigger, was there, so I didn't go in. And then there was this really cute walking, talking wooden hippopotomous!

Dad: Um... no hippos in King Kong (stares at me like i'm crazy)

Me: Yeah, she was really cute with a flower behind her ear. She was nice when she talked.

Dad: it talked to you??

Me: Yeah, i said that the first time.

Dad:... Oh...

-- Conversation at a vegan chinese buffet. I had three of the mentioned dreams! It's a story now! Save that hippo...

!!Story Information!!

Teenaged Musician Stuck On A Mission - Okay, this story is on hold, one, because I lost the next chapter, and two because I'm loaded with work.

Twilight Hand Campaign Contest - Why isn't anyone submitting anything? If you've found it, I'd really, really like it if you could submit something. I've got 93 hits currently, two reviews, and one person saying they're gonna try to send me a poem. I love you, narut.luv.llamas and telefreak! I'm gonna add my own poem.

Nagareboshi - No time, and no real ideas yet. I'm also not allowed to read my manga. T-T

Insanity Girls - Um, my computer at my dad's crashed, but I'm trying to get the file off of it and onto my laptop. Hint trying.

Flock Finds Fanfiction - It's sorta finished. If no-one wants to send in any more, I'll just label it complete.

Naruto Poetry Hall - It's called drawing a blank. I have no time to write up a character list, so if somebody could start requesting characters, I'll try to write poems for them!!

Song of the Heart - Oh my Kami, I'm so sorry!! I lost the three chapters I had written up and am slowly replacing them Since I can't lug this pc around, I've only got on and off chances to write more for it. But I'm gonna try to finish it soon!!

The View of a Mockingbird - This is one of my Language Arts assignments that got to my head. Check it out if you loved To Kill a Mockingbird. If you have any scenes you want me to write, pm me or something!

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