The Secret Diary of a Teenaged Musician
Day one: First day in school. Was on time and frowned. Lots of 7th graders. Was depressed and angered. Sat beside two friend violas. One was in AN with me. I talked to AN member's violin little brother. Violin brother inched away along with friends. The AN will crush them. Teacher arrived with big grin. He cracked lame joke. Suck-up seventh graders laughed. They will also be crushed.
Day Two: Found out that seventh graders keep me away from AN viola friend. Was angry. Will crush multiple 7th graders. And teacher with lame jokes. Also am stuck with two violins that are hated. New boy, he weird and needs to be crushed. Girl has been known, wants me to talk. Don't want to talk, will be overtaken and made fun of. AN have crushed girl. But she came back. Stupid unicorn blood. Must tell them to stay away from our base.
Day Three: Am in chorus. Want to die b/c of retarded songs. Must suck up. Red-head friend alto and newly made alto friend are with me. Surviving is easy. We hold up signs to Soprano friends. Weird tenor kid try to read our signs. Red-head alto friend and blonde soprano silently sing Hey there Delilah and include handsigns. We all laugh. Stupid teacher doesn't notice. All music teachers seem dumb.
Day Seven: Missed violin lesson. Teacher said okay but warned to be prepared next time. Wonder why we haven't crushed him. Got music. Am depressed. Violin girl try to make me talk. Gets quiet response. She laughed. We must eliminate with AN soon. Saw cello kid get stabbed by viola bow. Laughed evilly. Added bow to weapon list. Should kill violin girl with one. Much more effective-looking.
Day Ten: chorus teacher got mad at slut girl. Black-haired soprano friend was laughing. Red-head alto exchanged smirks. Slut girl did seducing walk to trash can and dropped gum in. Seducing walked back and sat mini-skirted bottom in chair. Should use angry chorus teacher in elimination of weird 7th grader in chorus. He has big eyes and hunched back. He always lean over his book like it'll burst into flames if the ceiling light touches it. Wonder if it is a disease. Must wear gloves when dissecting him.
Yeah, so, uh, there's the first part of the story. I kinda got inspired by SpacePotato's story, The Very Secret Diaries of Band Geeks, so read her's too!! Oh, if you know me personally, please don't tell the teachers, since I don't feel like getting into HUGE trouble at school. I'm already planning mass destruction there, so please don't tell!!!!!
Serenity