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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

name - you ain't gettin' it

age - 15

sex - as much as i'd like it no thnx

for my first story here is the link to see the pokemon for the 4th gen. http:///pokedex-dp/ and http:///pokemon.shtml

fav naruto pairing

naru-hina, ino

sasu-saku

kaka-kure

kiba-saku, ino

shino-tema, ino, saku

neji-ten, saku

gaa-saku

i hate yaoi for everything and orochimaru anything

fav avatar pairings

zutara

taang

tykka

kataang must die

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Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God.

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This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile:

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

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Undine soul is taking over my sequel for the KTDC story. I'm scared because he told me at school he might ruin the characters. I'll call it the unofficial official sequel.

Him and Hanajima i added because they are bothmy friends who i hate very much not because of their stories.

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Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 237,225 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Zabuza M., Minato N., Madara U., Shinigami - Complete
The Drawing Board by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Because Konoha has too many citizens and they each have too many stories to tell. Drabble collection, pairings vary. 60: Itachi and Sakura, working their way to the inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 62,834 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ocarina of Konoha by lackofname reviews
In a fictional forest, a blonde haired, blue eyed boy was about to become a hero. Unfortunately, said blue eyed blonde was off in Zelda: Majora's Mask. So the casting director plucked out his next choice... His name was Naruto Uzumaki.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,360 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 2,721 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Retroactive Reality by Jakia reviews
AU. The Glee kids are real, but so is their fanbase. A machine that can predict the future gets used to create a new reality show, and the glee kids are the stars. The problem? The things you see on tv haven't actually happened yet. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Closest We've Ever Known by Jakia reviews
The gleeks, and the people who made them. One-shot. A look at the glee club and their parents. Gen.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Complete
Fight or Flight by Beast Boy's Swivel Chair reviews
When a man named Nicholas Galtry comes to claim Beast Boy, which animal instinct will take over? Fight or flight? Life or death? BBRae and slight RobStar
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,122 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Beast Boy
Alternate Universe! by Crossover King 46 reviews
During the Mizuki incident, Naruto did not learn the Kage Bunshin. Instead, he managed to come across a technique with a use steeped in madness... What is the Alternate Universe Kuchiyose no Jutsu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Crying out by GuardianValkyrie reviews
What would happen if an Edo Tensei goes awry and Yondaime is unexpectedly revived? What will Naruto have to say about this? Unwanted chapters cleaned out
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,873 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Your Precious Someone by Jakia reviews
Asuma loves his team. team ten gen. Drabble. Spoilers for the Shikamaru-Hidan Arc
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Asuma S., Shikamaru N.
Lessons Learned Along The Way by Jakia reviews
OR: Four Girls and One Guy Shikamaru Dated Before Finding His Soul Mate. Dating is troublesome. Doesn't mean you don't learn something about yourself along the way. Shikamaru/Ino, /Sakura, /Shiho, /Naruto, /Tenten, and endgame Shikamaru/Temari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Ease this broken heart by SkyMaiden reviews
It started off as a way for him to get over Sakura. She just wanted to see the look on her face, when she saw that they were a couple. When the hell did real feelings get involved. Ino x Naruto AU-ish. Totally Complete Woo hoo!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,737 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto of the Mirage by Nightblade888 reviews
When Naruto finds the body of Uchiha Shisui and is attacked by Itachi, how will his life change? Finding his family and discovering his bloodline, what other changes await? [I don't own Naruto or BLEACH or any of the characters.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,389 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/27/2006
My NotSoSuperhero by Lord Fluffs-a-lot reviews
Being a hero sucks. Big time. No one really appreciates you, and did I mention that bad guys tend to me EXTREMELY hot?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
A Different Path by Gaurdianangelzelos reviews
A series of events send Naruto down a different path. A new team, new complications, and a new destiny await him. But will these changes make his own dreams impossible? NarutoHinata, AU Naruto, Naruto Hinata Shikamaru team fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 230,201 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Broken Reflection by Adam Coleman reviews
What if Naruto's only friend was the demon inside him? What if Gaara had been loved and accepted by his village and family? How would their lives be changed when they finally meet? Also, can one Hyuga girl save the Village Hidden in the Leaves?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,786 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Art of Family by Echo the Insane reviews
Chapter Sixteen: Nothing Matters: It's time to fight the Nue, but what will the bird Kushinada-hime gave Takuma do? Elsewhere, Sasuke is moving towards Tsukene Mura. Someone appears before Arashi-tachi...It can't be! -I can't feel the pain anymore.-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,371 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Why Shino Doesn't Do 'Superhero' by Baby Cougar reviews
It's Kiba's fault. I am not Spiderman. Damn him, Damn him to Hell!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Door Number Two by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-HIATUS- Naruto had always wanted a loving family, but it hadn't occurred to him that having one came with its own set of problems. He was trying so hard to love them that he never realized he was hurting them . . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,899 - Reviews: 4249 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Food Boy and Barbie by StoryOfMyLife975 reviews
Request. Ino is miserable at her new school. She misses all her old friends back in Suna, and she doesn't know how she's going to survive here...that is, until she encounters someone who just might be able to help her through. ChoIno. Rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,555 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
Broken Apart by GuardianValkyrie reviews
After a series of foster homes, Kurenai finally decides to place a hurt Naruto in foster care with Iruka where he meets new friends and danger arises for the blond. Set in modern day Japan. No pairings. Not sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,685 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Time Travel for Beginners by Sakiku reviews
Time-Travel – a well-known plot-device to fix things before they even started to go wrong. But traveling through time isn’t easy. What if something went wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 168 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Me? Leader! by The Flying Frog reviews
A Titans South team is formed, made up by Jericho, Pantha, Wildebeest, and Herald. They are missing a leader and have come up with the perfect solution. Two problems. One: Beast Boy doesn't want the job. Two: Raven's growing feelings for him.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,497 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Beast Boy - Complete
Fox and the Raven: Valentine's Day by Seishin no Mizu reviews
What happens when Sasuke and naruto have no idea what to get their girlfriends and Ayame give them an idea they like? read and find out
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Red Hair by Jakia reviews
Naruto never really questioned his heritage until the birth of his children. naruhina, spoilers for Naruto's parents, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Konoha Twelve by Djehuty3 reviews
Konoha's Yellow Flash. Konoha's White Fang. Konoha's Three Leaves. All legends have an end, and each one is followed by another tale. This is the Legend of the Konoha Twelve. UNDERGOING REVISION.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
In the Eye of the Beholder by Blu Rose reviews
SaixTen AU What art is differs with the artist. Sai eventually comes to learn this from being around a different kind of artist.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sai, Tenten - Complete
Forlorn by Isumo 1489 reviews
After escaping tragic pasts, young Naruto, Gaara and Haku form an eccentric but powerful team and forever change Konoha. While confronting adversity and enemies they choose to transform a forlorn past into a bright future. AU Note: The story continues in a sequel! Harbinger, written by tigerowl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 364,827 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
22 Stolen Facts about Uchiha Itachi by Nightly Halo reviews
Ha, just thought this was a funny list to put up. If you love Itachi, then you have to read this, you'll be laughing pretty hard by the end of the list... NEW! CHAPTER 3 HAS BEEN ADDED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Dystopia by Silva Bramley reviews
What happens when Ino wakes up and everything is backwards?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Ino Y. - Complete
The kit named Hisoka by Lovelyanime reviews
Summary inside. Pairings:NaruHina, SasuSaku, TenNeji, ShikaTem, HisoGra and other pairings later on. Chapter 20, THE LAST CHAPTER! SEQUEL COMING UP SOON!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,568 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Adventures Of SuperEmo Man by KamiKaji reviews
Everyone always says how Emo Sasuke is, so I created a oneshot on if being Emo were a superpower. Just a little fun AU story I made. Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Henge no Jutsu by I-Heart-Hatake-Kakashi reviews
RE-EDITTED. What happens when the boys of the rookie nine and team Gai switch places? The final chapter in this story… who won the bet? And what do the losers have to do?... hehehe enjoy. COMPANION story to WSFO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,859 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Broken Cogs by laurelangel reviews
When Naruto has memory problems, Sakura and Sasuke convince him to have his head examined. The results are, well, unsurprising. At least they would be if Sakura could ever inform her patient of his condition. Humor, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Book Shoppe by EOSRebel reviews
“You’re gonna regret you ever did this Nara. “No Kabuto, I don’t think I will. I think I’m gonna relish in the fact that I did this.” ShikaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Fears by persephassax reviews
A look at the fears of the genin of team 7. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Whispers by MirrorFade reviews
An older Hinata muses over the death of a rookie ANBU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Hinata H. - Complete
Sake and Secrets by Shadow Quil reviews
Kiba joins team seven for a night a a bar. What will happen when the lovesick dognin and the drunken medic are alone? KibaSaku Discalimer: I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
For You by OmicronFayt reviews
She hadn't meant it, but he thought she did. With a few short words, she killed her best friend. TWOSHOT,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
COMATOSE by orthonym reviews
Tatsuki's in a coma and her soul wanders in darkness.to be able to save her soul, he brings her home and unexpectedly their love flourish. But what is the cost of their happiness? RenjiTatsuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Renji A., Tatsuki A. - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Politricks by Kaori reviews
Ninth and final shinobi's guide. Neji, Kiba, and Sasuke are running for Genin of the Year! However, navigating the ninja political arena will prove to be more difficult than taking food from Chouji!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,500 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Advice by TwoTails reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Kakashi, Genma and Kotetsu are having trouble getting dates. A LOT of trouble. They're so desperate they start asking the other men of Konoha for advice, which they take for better or for much much worse. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,407 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Kakashi H., Genma S. - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Sentai by Kaori reviews
The crack! It burns! Shinobi's Guide number eight gives homage to cheesy Japanese import TV. Parodies include Godzilla, Super Sentai, every magical girl anime you've ever seen, and some mecha anime just for the heck of it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,963 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
Fire Behind Blue Eyes by bluetarako reviews
Zuko's temper is legendary, but his new prisoner is beating him at his own game. What will happen when he is outmatched by a stupid waterbender? [Zutara] COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 142,533 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Ghosts by PsychoLeopard reviews
Oneshot. Naruto used to wonder, sometimes, about seeing and being seen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Genius Doesn't Matter by PsychoLeopard reviews
Oneshot, drabblish. Konoha has far too many prodigies, but Naruto is not one of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hinata by aylan reviews
This story is dedicated to meemiry. you wanted an angsty story well here you go. For everyone else this is Naruto's reaction to Hinata's death. The story is better then this summary makes it out to be.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Twelve Days of Christmas by Miss Soupy reviews
Sakura is depressed about being alone for the holidays, that is until she starts receiving gifts from her 'true love'. Will she figure out this gifters identity or will it turn out to be a horrible trick?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,554 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Lotus Lake by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
Zutara AU. An orphaned Katara and her brother find themselves at boardng school. Katara's first thoughts are that her life will now be filled with boredom. How wrong she was!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,587 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Ninja Amnesty Week by Kaori reviews
This is a song parody of Tom Lehrer's National Brotherhood Week song. Yeah, I don't know what that is either.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Dubious Jutsu by Kaori reviews
Put away all food and beverages and be sure to position yourself where you cannot cause yourself injury. It's time for the seventh Shinobi Guide. Naruto finds a scroll in the archives and everything goes straight to youknowwhere via express elevator.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,282 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1830 - Favs: 4,012 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Their Greatest Strength by Garowyn reviews
Kurenai's attempts are futile. Their techniques are useless. Kiba, Hinata, and Shino are alone, and they must rely on their wits and the mere, comforting presence of each other if they are to survive. [Team 8 centric]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,961 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by Vicki So reviews
The Avatar and company face their greatest challenge: planning and getting through Zuko and Katara's wedding day! Why oh why couldn't they have just eloped? Comedic drabbles and randomness for everyone who hates weddings! COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 51,281 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Redemption by Legacy of the Avatar reviews
His father. His country. Himself. Zuko had a lot of people to redeem himself to before he joined the gang, and now he finds himself trying for redemption in Katara's eyes after he makes a mistake of falling in love with her.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,415 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Underneath Team Seven by PsychoLeopard reviews
There is more to Team 7 than meets the eye. Introspective oneshot probably.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
Grail by mortalhelix reviews
What happened after? the epilogue of Grace and Gravity. [nonbiased critiques and reviews welcomed][Completed][3rd]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Complete
Naruto: Terror Strikes by A-kun reviews
When Kakashi needs to leave on an ANBU mission, he doesn't want Team 7 to simply lay about with the Chuunin Exams coming up, so he pays a Jonin to take over while he's away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Complete
Sasuke's Retirement by A-kun reviews
Sasuke shocks everyone by retiring from Team 7.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Gravity by mortalhelix reviews
After their first time travel experience, Naruto is determined to do even more. Now however, the stakes are even higher as unexpected problems arise.[nonbiased critiques and reviews welcomed][Completed] [2nd]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,649 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Training by Kaori reviews
It's not over yet! The sixth Shinobi's Guide is here! Be prepared for craziness as we explore bizarre training methods and yes there will be references to other anime and manga, hint hint
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,510 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
The Scene by magisterquinn reviews
[AU]A satirical look at the dating scene, Raven is forced to attend a speed dating service resulting in an interesting turn out of guys... BBxRae. Rated for language and cheesy innuendohehe. Updated.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Accursed Heirlooms by Kaori reviews
The fifth Shinobi's Guide. Our saga continues with the bizarre tales akin to touring the Ripley's vault. Shinobi's Guide is now officially your Icha Icha Paradise. Go out and convert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,184 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Complete
Prisoners of Fate by Legacy of the Avatar reviews
Katara is enslaved to Master Chen, a man with ego problems. While she is waiting for Aang and Sokka to save her, Zuko is captured. The two escape and begin the hunt for Aang and Sokka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,700 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Where No Man Has Gone Before by Coeus reviews
Beastboy and Raven are alone in the tower. Raven is feeling a bit “under the weather”. When Beastboy offers to make a run to the store for her, does he realize that he is offering to go Where No Man Has Gone Before? BBRae story
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,023 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Making Mr Right by magisterquinn reviews
[AU]Imaginary boyfriends never go out of style, because when you’re making Mr. Right nothing can go wrong... BBxRae RobxStar CyxBee KFxJinx TerraxSlade. A sappy Vday romantic comedy along the lines of “Sex and the City” [Complete]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,931 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Even More 21 Reincarnations of Admiral Zhao by VanG Ziggy ZA reviews
A third installment of suffering for the Avatar villain, will this insanity ever end! I hope not, as I am sure neither do my fans!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Complete
21 More Reincarnations of Admiral Zhao by VanG Ziggy ZA reviews
By popular demand, the sequel to the 21 Reincarnations of admiral Zhao.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,771 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Complete
Tickle The Flame Dolls by VanG Ziggy ZA reviews
The Fire Nation wants its children to support it, and what better way to do that, then with these friendly dolls anyone can keep as a friend? What could possibly go wrong?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,480 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
Of Orange and Sasuke by PsychoLeopard reviews
Oneshot. Naruto has never been quite honest about his likes and dislikes...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Paragon Of Animals by dr.evil99 reviews
When his self control slips, The Titans are forced to deal with Beastboy's dark side. BBRae possibly some RobStar later. Book one of the Titans Quintet
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,200 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Grace by mortalhelix reviews
A strange new jutsu has transported Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto into their pasts. [nonbiased critiques and reviews welcomed][Completed][1st]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,797 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Drama by Kaori reviews
Konoha is hosting a festival in honor of the Daimyo's birthday. Our unfortunate rookies have been ordered to put on a play by Tsunade. Fourth Guide
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
21 Reincarnations of Admiral Zhao by VanG Ziggy ZA reviews
Zhao is dead, we all know that, but what happens to a villain once he dies? How does he make up for his crimes? Read adn find out!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Zhao - Complete
Unmatchmakers by Jakia reviews
Lt. Jee and several other soldiers decide to get their fortune told, only to find out that their own Prince Zuko is going to fall for a Waterbender! Now, it’s a race against time and fate as the solders try to stop this from happening! [zutara humor]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,601 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Camping by Kaori reviews
This story picks up directly after where The Shinobi's Guide to Television left off. Once again we tumble down the rabbit hole of depravity! The Third Guide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,523 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Television by Kaori reviews
It's the sequel to The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo and yet not. The teams get a mission to replace staff at a television station. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. Second Guide
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,606 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo by Kaori reviews
Naruto buys a home voodoo kit. Kiba gets roped into the plot when Naruto asks for his help. What kind of trouble will they cause? Read and see! The rabbit hole of depravity grows ever deeper! First in the series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Complete
Titans South: The Reforms by Draco Blade reviews
Red X has assembled a new team of Titans. By finding other people like him, he has grouped together a team made entirely of excriminals. Members: Red X, Terra, Gizmo, Jinx, and Mammoth. Villain: Chang! Pairing: RedX&Terra.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,559 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Red-X, Terra - Complete
It Could Only End in Tragedy by Kaori reviews
The young shinobi mourn the passing of...well it's nobody you'd ever expect that's for sure. It's very short and I guarantee it's nobody you'd ever expect.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Complete
The Best Time of the Year by She of too Much Free Time reviews
He discovered this miracle holiday when he was five.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Complete
Misconceptions by QianYun reviews
[Implied SasuNaru, Prequel to Delicious Revenge] Because misconceptions told to the wrong people and heard by the wrong people can create more than just blushes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
The Fox and The Haruno by QuasiAngel reviews
During Naruto's fight with Neji, Sakura ponders a story her father once told her. One Shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Under the Falling Snow by Suffering Angel reviews
Christmas is coming along, and Sakura decides to invit some friends over. but when her mother refuses and she acts on her own, she learns there's more to Naruto than hyperness and silly grins. Naruto/Sakura FRIENDSHIP. angst. Christmas in the end of June.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/14/2003
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Naruto's Rescue Team reviews
naruto pokemon crossover my first fic Naruto gets turned into a vulpix and is in a parallel universe of his own. First two chapters under slight revision but please go ahead and read anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,722 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Naruto U.
Twelve Days 'til Christmas in Konoha reviews
Annual Christmas story sequal to Konoha's Twelve Days of Christmas
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008
Naruto's Holidays reviews
Follow Naruto throughout the year and see how he fairs
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/13/2008
Konoha's Twelve Days of CHristmas reviews
Christmas carols Naruto Style. Mentionings of many pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
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