From Fark . com after the announcement of the death of Steve Irwin:

Eat More Possum: At least he died doing what he loved.

brokennewz: What, antagonizing deadly animals?

thegospelofThomas: rolls eyes …BESIDES that.

The Shinobi's Guide to Dubious Jutsu
By Kaori

By now we should all be familiar with Naruto's Oiroke no Jutsu and Harem no Jutsu; both of which have now been labeled kinjutsu but were not added to the Forbidden Scroll. Oh no. Jutsu like that go in a very special scroll. A scroll reserved for jutsu so absurd, yet so effective they needed their own scroll. That scroll is called: The Scroll of Dubious Jutsu.

No one is really certain as to how this scroll got started (especially as it is in it's seventh volume and volumes one through three were destroyed by accident/fit of explosive rage), but most of them are too embarrassing to use in combat…

…but that doesn't make them any less destructive. The chaos that could be inflicted on the village is astronomical.

One would think that scrolls like this one would be kept under lock and key, but they'd be incorrect. Lock something up and you invite people to steal it; (see Scroll of Sealing incident) put it in plain sight and people will think little of it or even forget that it's there. This works so long as the person doesn't get bored enough to start examining things too closely. As of yet this hasn't been an issue in the public archives where the scroll had been sitting on a shelf quietly gathering dust. It only took one D-Rank mission for it to be found and for Konoha to be plunged into hair pulling, teeth gnashing, panicked screaming madness.

"ACHOO! ACHOO!"

Dust flew everywhere causing a fit of sneezing for the hapless trio. Once again Team 7 was doing the wretched D-Rank missions. Today's mission: clean the archives and reorganizing the shelves. The masks they were wearing didn't seem to be doing much good and the sneezing seemed to worsen the more they cleaned. Of course, that may have something to do with the way Naruto and his three kage bunshins were violently attacking the dusty shelves with feather dusters.

"Naruto…(hack cough) quit it!" Sakura gasped for air and cursed the person who thought it was a good idea to put the archives in a room with no windows. She looked around. "And where is Kakashi-sensei?"

"Who cares, it's not like he helps us anyway." Naruto huffed.

Once the dusting done, the genin now had the arduous task of putting the scrolls back on the shelves. The trio sat on the floor and went through each scroll and put it in the appropriate shelf.

"This is so boring, there's only scrolls with census data and old budget reports." Thought Sasuke as he went through scroll after scroll. "Wow, I had no idea the Shodai spent so much money on fertilizer…"

Naruto was just as bored as his rival and was about to voice his thoughts when something caught his eye. This scroll looked just like all the other ones on the outside (the same white scroll with dull black katakana showing that it had been placed in the miscellaneous section) but after opening it…

"Scroll of Dubious Jutsu: Volume Five." Read Naruto, casting a furtive look at his teammates who were busy sorting through the scrolls and not paying him the slightest bit of attention. He skimmed through it, noting one that Sasuke might like called Fangirl Repel no Jutsu. "This jutsu will repel any female approaching the caster or target at excessive speeds once they come within two feet of the target or caster. Warning: do not cast this jutsu more than once every twelve hours as doing so will cause the affected person to attract every male between the ages of thirteen and thirty. Heheheheh…"

"What are you giggling about, dobe?" asked Sasuke absently.

"Nothing…" hedged the blonde, and shoved the scroll into his jacket.