A Little Bit About Me

ScreenName: E. Maggie England-King

Date of Birth: September 10th, 1993

Age: 24

Favorite Colors: Blue, Green and Grey

I am in the Canadian Armed Forces(Navy).

HAHA THIS STUFF IS SO TOTALLY TRUE!(still true after 10 years)

1) My mother taught me to appreciate a good job done (If your going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up)

2)My mother taught me Religion (You better pray that comes out of the carpet)

3)My mother taught me about time travel (If you dont straighten up, I'lll knock you into next week)

4)My mother taught me logic (Because I said so, thats why)

5)My mother taught me more logic ( If you fall out of that swing and break your next you can't come to the store with me)

6)My mother taught me foresight (Make sure you wear clean underwear in case your in an accident.)

7)My mother taught me irony (keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about)

8)My mother taught me about the science of osmosis (shut your mouth and eat your supper)

9)My mother taught me about the weather (that room of yours looks like a tornado went through it)

10)My mother taught me about contortionism (Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck)

11)My mother taught me about stamina (You will sit there until all that spinach is gone0

12)My mother taught me about hypocrisy (I i've told you once, i've told you a million times, don't exaggerate)

13)My mother taught me about the circle of life (I brought you into this world and I can take you out)

14)My mother taught me about behavior modification (stop acting like your father)

15)My mother taught me about envy (there are millions of children in the world who don't have great parents like you do)

16)My mother taught me about anticipation (Just wait until we get home)

17)My mother taught me medical science (If you don't stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way)

18)My mother taught me about recieving (Your going to get it when we get home)

19)My mother taught me about Esp (put your sweater on, don't you think I know when your cold)

20)My mother taught me about humor (when that lawnmower cuts off your toes don't come crying to me)

21)My mother taught me genetics (Your just like your father)

22)My mother taught me how to grow up (If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up)

23)My mother taught me about my roots (Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?)

24)My mother taught me about wisdom( when you get to be my age you'll understand)

25)and my favorite: My mother taught me about justice (One day you'll have kids and I hope they're just like you)

QUIZ
Okay, the rules are:
- All answers must be song lyrics.
- All from one artist.

Describe yourself.
she's original, never trying to fit in
she's got a way to always go against the grain
(Underdog-Jonas Brothers)

Describe your friends.
And I know we get a little crazy
And I know we get a little loud
And I know we're never gonna fake it
we are wild, we are free
we are more than you think
so call us freaks
but that's just the way we roll
(That's Just the Way We Roll- Jonas Brothers)

Describe your previous relationship.
Never would've said forever if I knew it'd end so fast
(On the Line- Demi Lovato ft. Jonas Brothers)

Describe your family.
Next time I see you, I'm giving you a high five.
(SOS- Jonas Brothers)

Describe what you think people feel when they're with you.
Cause now we're making headlines, prime time
and pack our bags, yeah we'll run
Hollywood, here we come
(Hollywood-Jonas Brothers)

Describe how you feel about love.
Open up your eyes and see
how foolish love can be
(Goodnight and Goodbye-Jonas Brothers)

Describe your view on life.
World's spinning around, there's no sign of slowing down,
so won't you take a breath? Just take a breath.
People change and promises are broken,
clouds can move and skies will be wide open.
Don't forget to take a breath.
(Take a Breath- Jonas Brothers)

Life is too short so take the time and appreciate
(Appreciate-Jonas Brothers)

Describe your dream.
Maybe she'll be in a movie, maybe she'll be in a song...
(Underdog- Jonas Brothers)

Describe something you hate.
They're all the same
they all want the money
They're all insane
they live for fame, honey
This little thing they call
A video girl
(Video Girl-Jonas Brothers)

Describe your current appearance.
high heels(high heals)
red dress(red dress)
(Burning Up- Jonas Brothers)

Describe your life.
A little bit longer and I'll be fine.
(A Little Bit Longer- Jonas Brothers)

Describe something that inspires you.
Think about it
there must be higher love
down in the heart
or hidden in the stars above
without it life is waste of time
look inside your heart
I'll look inside mine
(Higher Love-Jonas Brothers)

Some last "wise" words.
don't forget to turn the generator off
(Lovebug-Jonas Brothers)