Ello all, I'm Forgotten in Shadows! (obviously) I must warn you that I have the habit of making fun of myself (like I am now) it's weird (I'll say) SHUT UP! (Stop yelling at yourself!) Ehem, um, right. Anywho, I love to write. Most (actually, all) of my stories are Naruto fanfics. That leads us to our next topic: NARURO!

Why I'm hoplessly obsessed with Naruto: As the title of this little segment gives away, I'm hoplessly obsessed with Naruto (it's sad actually). I love it 'cause it's awesome. Plain and simple. Naruto is the best ninja anime/manga that ever has, or ever will be created...at least in my opinion. I love pretty much everything about it. The complexity of it. The violence (very violent person speaking). The drama. And pretty much everything else.

Fav characters:

Post time-skip Naruto: 15-year-old Naruto rules. It's not just 'cause he looks SO much better (cough slight fangirl cough), it's 'cause he's more mature (slightly) and probably has cooler moves.

Kakashi: Kakashi rules. Period. He rules pre- and post- time-skip. But the fact that he doesn't take off his mask bugs me to know end. WILL WE NEVER KNOW WHAT HIS FACE ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE!

Hinata: Yes, pre time-skip she's weak, and her voice is too squeaky to be allowed, but she's still cool. Post time-skip, she's still quite awesome, even if she hasn't made an appearence in the Shippuden yet, she should rock out loud.

Namikaze Minato: OH! What now, we know his name! (woo)

Sakura: I just like her, I don't know why. Post time-skip it's 'cause she has that awesome strength, and she's not a Sasuke fangirl anymore. Any one else think she looks better with her hair cut (raises hand) You don't count.

Most hated characters:

OROCHIMARU: The guy's a freaky snake perv. Do I need to say more? (no) well, I will anyway! (here we go) Orochimaru's a total freak who should be captured in his sleep and taken away by the guys in white coats to the Happy Hotel to spend the rest of his life in a soft, white room.

Itachi: Yes, he's cool, but I still don't like him. I mean, WHY exactly did he have to kill his entire family and leave his mentally scared 8-year-old brother the only one left? He caused Sasuke some MAJOR mental trama (I'll say. Sasuke's got some brain issues).

Sai: I don't actually HATE Sai, I just don't like him (the guy's a perv) with no social skills. He's a weirdo.

Fav pairings:

Naruhina: It's the only pairing I'll need

Sasusaku: For some reason, Sasusaku is annoying for me to type, so I'll be here-by refering to it as 'Fred' (wow, that was imagenitive)

Teji: They just look so cute together!

Shikamari: That's ShikaxTemari. ShikaIno just seems like it wouldn't happen for some reason.

AsuKur: Even though Asuma's dead :'(

IrukaxAko/Shisune/anyone of those random non-descript older woman: Admit it, Iruka's a pimp and you know it.

Other Anime I didn't mention in the above passages: (also known as OAIDMITAP.)

Now, contrary to popular belief, I don't just love Naruto (even though it rules). I'm also a big fan of Fullmetal Alchmist.

And Bleach.

And Death Note.

And Inuyasha.

Well, not so much Inuyasha, but hey, it's entertaining. I also dabbled a bit in Kingdom Hearts (note how I saw it like it's a foreign launguage). And I (along with 90 percent of America's youth in the late 90's) used to be a big fan of Pokemon. That is, before it got lame. I mean, for Pete sake, the show changes it's female character every season! (except for that one guy in season two. Jessie, or Jamie or something. He doesn't count) Is it impossible for one girl to last for more than a season before she's kicked out of the group and almost never seen again? It also kind of bothers me that Brock is an underaged pervert who has an unnatrual fasination with older women... and did anyone ever notice how he never seems to have a crush on the female character of their little group? And how excatly does he see when his eyes are always closed like that?

Ahem...moving on...

Favorite Parings from OAIDMITAP:

FMA: EdxWinry and RoyxRiza. Those are like, the only two pairings in the entire series...unless you read the manga (like every true nerd does) then we've got MaixAl, LingxThat one ninja body gaurd of his who's name escapes me (no, the girl one). And I was also a big fan of Barry the Choppr's little crush on Riza. You know, before he exploded.

Bleach: Ichihime. DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! I'm getting 'WTF vibes'(TM) from all of the IchixRukia fans out there. Rukia's so going to end up with Renji, as much as you want to deny it! Oh, and on a side note, Urahara pwns. He just does. (I want his hat!)

Death Note: ...Are there pairings in Death Note? I mean sure, there's the obvious LightxMisa one, but Light's kinda dead (shot by Matsuda haha!) and Misa kinda jumped off a building. LightxTakada for the same reasons except Takada kinda burned to death. ...but no one really cared about either of them did they? Basically, everyone died except Near and Matsuda. And those other guys no one remebers the names of.

Inuyasha: All of the pairings in Inuyasha are to obvious to dispute in my opinion. Dog boy likes Kagome. Miroku (who's probably my favorite character, simply for his comic relief) likes Sango. Kagura has that whole "I wanted to see you before I die" thing going on with Sesshomaru (SPOILER ALERT 8D)...and then dies. And Shippo gets no one insert evil cackling here

Fave Quotes:

"It just doesn't get more fun than a pig in a cape!" - Me to my sister

"Then he gave a shriek so girly that even the girliest of girly-girls would be ashamed to hear it" - I really don't know...one of my friends

"Then he gave a sigh. It was not a girly sigh, or a boy-y sigh, but a rather seductive manly sigh 'cause he's just that cool." - My friend Yuri in response to the previous quote

"I always thought he'd kill his brother, laugh maniacly, then run off into the sunset never to be heard from again." - Me when asked of Sasuke's fate

"Potatoe potatoe potatoe, po-ta-toe, potatoe potatoe potatoe, po-ta-toe" - the Potatoe Song by my friend Jamilla

"Did you just compair me to 40 chickens and a bag of popcorn?" - Yuri

"I once sailed with a man who lost one leg, one arm, and half his eye."

"What'd you call him?"

"...Larry." - Captain Jack Sparrow

"Don't worry, if you die, I'll come to your funeral and crack a funny joke."

"Stay away from my funeral!" - What this kid Eric said after I accidently scrached him.

"Come to Candy Mountain Charlie!" - that one annoying unicorn from "Charlie the magic unicorn"

"Life is like a bowl of cherries...cherries suck." - Yuri

"As my reward for being a good boy, I have eaten the last smores Poptart" - Neji from 60 Stupid, Silly Stories

"Remeber kids, always read the instructions thourghouly before attempting to harness the power of the underworld." - Kaori in "A Shinobi's Guide to Accursed Heirlooms."

"What's that?"

"A candy wrapper"

"Oh, I suppose you have a scietific name for everything don't you! Well, then what's that?"

"A rock."

"And that?"

"A tree."

"And that?"

"A squirrel."

"And that?"

"A swirling vortex into someone's mind."

"Oh. Wait, what?" - Naruto and Hinata in a random story I wrote with bluegirl19 once.

"It's log, log

It's big

It's heavy

It's wood

It's log, log"

"It's better than bad, it's good!" - Sasuke singing the log song on Naruto Abridged

"Gaara of the Funk"

uns uns uns uns "GAAAARA OF THE FUNK!" - What happens after you say Gaara's name on Naruto Abridged

"What happened here?" asked Sakura in shock. The cafeteria was in a state of chaos. People were crying, medical ninja were rushing in and out, and one of those neato dead body outlines were drawn in the center of the room.

"Well..." Ino answered her. "Neji started to...dance."

"Dance?" said Sakura.

"Hai...dance," said Ino. "First he started to...moonwalk." - Sakura and Ino in Boys and Girls

Hinata was wearing a small, nervous, smile.

Wait! Naruto realized. It wasn't a nervous smile. It was more like...awkward...shy...happy?...TOO-happy...EVIL! It was EVIL! - Naruto's train of thought from Boys and Girls

"Thou shalt do the dance!" - God from Evan Almighty

"My name's Sakura! I secretly like Naruto but I pretend to like Sasuke. I'm 12 years old, 4' 11", blood type O negative. I like People magazine, beating up puppies and stealing money from orphans!" - Sakura from Naruto Abridged.

"The pleasure of a dream is that it's a fantasy. If it comes true then it was never a dream." - That one legless ex-solider dude from FMA

"It had all started, as all great plans do, with cheese." - Moczo in "Uninvited Guests"

"“Hmm.” Ursura said, lounging for a bit. She begins to wonder why the Fire country has the Village that Hides in the Leaves. Instead of the Village that Hides in the Fire. Obviously you can't really hide in fire, but oh man, if you could, it would be like a whole village of arsonists--" - From "Spying No Jutsu" by daniel-gudman

"Naruto realized at that moment that he was the single unluckiest bastard in all of history because there was no way he could blame anyone for his life

"He'd already forgiven the villagers for all the crap they'd pulled on him and it seemed like a real Sasuke-esque thing to go back to hating them again. He couldn't hate his father, not just because there seemed to be something elementally wrong with that, but because the Yondaime was doing what was best for his village (and Naruto briefly wondered with a twisting in his belly if his father was thinking of him when he died). The Kyuubi itself might've suffered a fate even worse than being sealed in a newborn if he'd gone on to ransack other Hidden villages, but truthfully, the Kyuubi was like the universe's wisest, snarkiest, most powerful four year old with an anger management problem, and it seemed like even MORE of something Sasuke would do to blame a pre-schooler for all his problems." - From "A Twist of Chance" by MockV

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants" - A. Whitney Brown

So, what kind of noodles does our Kage intake?” the genius brood over the rows and columns of noodles.

“Ichiraku’s?” the bug collector answered.

“Hinata?” Kiba whispered.

Shikamaru stared at him as though he lost his head. “Kiba, humans are carnivorous but we don’t eat our own kind. Besides, Hinata is not a strip of pasta.” - From Adelle-chan's 'Confusion over Tea and Ice'

“There’s our signal!” Kiba called back from his hiding point. Akamaru barked.

Shino bowed and offered his hand to Hinata. “Shall we run for our lives?” - From Adelle-chan's 'Confusion over Tea and Ice'

Kakashi was interrupted as a chain wrapped around him from nowhere and tore him into four or five pieces. There was a moment of silence before Naruto asked what everyone was thinking.

"Sakura, did you just murder Kakashi with your mind?"

"I-I didn't mean to, I swear!" - From 'Uzumaki Naruto, Sorceror for hire'