Author has written 5 stories for Merlin, and Voltron: Legendary Defender. I'm just someone who loves books more than she loves breathing! Writing has always been a big thing for me, even since I was a kid. I used to read so much that I actually ran out of books to read, even at the local library. So that's what got me into writing. I have a really dark sense of humor when it comes to most things. My favorite quote (dark-wise) is: Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. But set a man on Fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life. If that doesn't make you laugh, well then I guess dark humor isn't everyone's cup of dead liquefied human. All puns and jokes are a huge deal to me though. Speaking of jokes, here's one: A man is walking home late one foggy night when he hears a noise behind him. Bump Bump Bump Walking faster, he looks behind him to make out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him. BUMP BUMP BUMP Terrified, the man starts to run home, the casket quickly bouncing between him. Faster FASTER FASTER BUMP BUMP BUMP He runs to the door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, and rushes in before locking the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through the door behind him, it’s lid clanging behind him. Clappity-BUMP Clappity-BUMP Clappity-BUMP The man rushed upstairs to his bathroom, and locked himself in, his breath coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks through the door, bumping and clapping towards the man. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup. Desperate, the man throws the bottle of cough syrup at the casket... And the coffin stops. That was horrible and I'm sorry. (But not really.) I'm also a major fan girl. And I mean major. Some of my fandoms are: Merlin (Why, BBC writers, why?) Percy Jackson (PJO/HOO) Any superhero franchise. (Marvel, DC, you name it.) ATLA/LOK Voltron: Legendary Defender How To Train Your Dragon Well, there's a lot of them. |
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