Salutations, fellow fantasizers.

Since I don't really watch TV I tend to indulge both myself and others in a nice bit of fanfiction :)

I write with a passion for dialogue, character development and - importantly - description. I try not to be obscenely wordy, but I do tend to go prosaic if I really get into "the zone" as it were. I try and write ZOMFG ACTION BATTLES DEATH LOLOL!!11!!111 but I'm not all that great at it - I tend to break into yet more poetic description. ...Sorry?

...I'll take this chance to thank everybody who gives me such brilliant reviews - even now, after a huge gap in my writing due to my time at university. I've been getting some amazingly positive feedback. I never expected it, so thank you - you people keep me writing. :-)

I live in the UK. In Scotland, where we all wear tartan and are ginger & red-faced and eat haggis and drink whisky. It also both empowers and pains me slightly to say that I in fact do all these things. Stereotypes are not born from nothing, is all I can say to that.

I have been drawing quite literally since I could hold a pencil, and I make films. For those who are interested in checking out my artwork - Here R Teh DeviantArt Gallery - http://.And if you're partial to a cheeky bit of man-slash, here's my man-slash gallery. Some of my drawings are tie-ins to some of my fics, if you're interested. http:///user/cairistijo/

Also here are my Tumblr: http:///

Favoured Fandoms: Sherlock (BBC series), Marvel (mostly Thor), Final Fantasy VII, Hellsing, Blood plus

Inspiring Writers: Iain Banks, Steven King, Patrick Suskind

Fics that make me CHUNDER EVERYWHERE: Self-insersions (really???), "OC x (author's fave character)", lemon fics with the word "cock" in (don't ask), bad crossovers, and every author's adversary: that Mary Sue bitch.

Lastly, enjoy my works!

~ Cairi xx