Hello fellow Americans, let me tell you a story about gay people, and why God hates them.

The spirit of Kim Jong Il is now in control of Elmo. Now its up to Dick Cheney and a certain blue gem to stop him.

After destroying the Subway in my other story, Steven and Ronaldo go out to to find some thots hanging around in Keep Beach City. Read more to find out!

JustSagan (Check him out!), SageOfEden (a.k.a Delibird sage), and I made this story in honor of a man name ShadManGo, since he wanted me to make him a story so badly. Btw this story is an inside joke, so it might not be as funny to you as to us. Also if you want to see the YT video version of this search up: Chadmango!

When a freak accident sends Hank, Dale, Boomhauer, and Kahn to Mewni, only the power of friend ship can... HA HA HA! Just joking! Some crazy stuff is gonna happen in this story, and you gotta read it to find out what happens! This story was written by Boonaw and I. Also the cover pic was made by Boonaw. Show him some love!

It is time to show you the true horrors that criminals are capable of.

Two very well know demons meet at last, and only one is happy to see the other! Who would win in a fight? Who will live? Who will die? Read to find out! (This story contains butt sex)

Blue's wonders why Coco has been sneaking out early in the morning... Find out more!

Steven had been having a great day, but all of that is about to come to an end.

You may love or hate John Cena, but I feel you should all know what John Cena is like in real life.

When Bobby is all by himself for a day, he decides to have some "fun" with his new toy. This story contains... You know what, just read it to find out.

Star and Marco been fucking shit up, so they get confronted...

Pearl is walking around her University one day, and comes across a Trumpeter Swan. (This is a Human Pearl story)

Yes, this is now a thing.

Hello America! Bill is back, and I have another story for you!

Something has been on Stevens mind for a long time, and he will now tell everyone.

Toriel has been kidnapped by ISIS. Only two heroes can save her!

Garnet must face off against Tyrone, the king of niggas.

Dipper will now become a man... But is it all that its cracked up to be?

I think you all know where this going.

On a normal quiet night, Fluttershy is helping all of her animals get to bed. However, things take a weird and horrifying turn when Angel decides that he wants a piece of Fluttershy. Read to find out what happens to Fluttershy.

When Luna is feeling down, a certain magical creature is there to make her feel good.

When domestic abuse happens, im scared of ducks, and have a math test! Now Uncle grandpa gets some, and so does Dipper. Can our heroes prevent World War 69?

I just wanted to play some Wow with my Waifu... Then things got weird...

A parody of Avatar: The Last Airbender! Warning: Extremely racist!

When I wanted that watch The Drunken Peasants in class, things got weird...

Squidward has finally lost it. No one is safe.

Hey America! Bill Clinton here! I have a story for all of you! I hope you like it as much as I did!

Do I need to say anything else?

It is time that this story was finished!

On a nice quiet night in Stormwind, something unexpected happens.

When Dale goes missing, something happens. Also someone is cooking something. (This is a sequel to Hankidot. Read Hankidot first) Also, big shout out to my younger brother for helping me write this story!

Eustace must avenge the death of an old friend.

Eustace gets rich!

What happens when The Flash takes something valuable from Scooby and Shaggy? Read to find out!

Dipper decides that he wants to give blood. (Rated best fanfiction of 2069 by my mom)

When Pearl has to come to terms with the fact that Steven is growing up. Uncle Grandpa is there to help her.

The new hero that Detroit does not deserve.

Garnet meets the Eredar lord of the Burning Legion.

Peridot is working on the Gem Drill. However her day is about to take a strange turn. All thanks to a certain propane salesman.

All good things must come to an end...