(Hey… Hey hey hey hey! This story is a sequel. Read the first story first!)

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It's a nice, quiet day out in Arlen. Bill and Boomhauer are drinking beer together, no idea where the fuck Dale is, and Hank is reading news clippings from Beach City that were sent to him by Peridot… Because why the fuck not?

As Hank was reading through the news clippings, everything seemed normal. However, when he got to the crime clipp, that's when he noticed something weird.

"Armed robbery turned homicide! Local Beach city resident Lars was shot and killed by a crazy man wearing an orange hat and sunglasses. I would say that I was sad that Lars died, but that would be a lie. No one gives a fuck about Lars, and I am personally glad that faggot is dead."

This caught Hank off guard.

"Orange hat and sunglasses? Could that be… No… It can't be…"

Hank decided to go and see if Dale was at his house. However, as he started walking to his house, he noticed that Bill and Boomhauer were drinking beer together at the usual spot. He decided to ask them if they have seen Dale.

"Hey guys"

"Hey Hank!"

"Dango hey Hank dango what's been dango going on dango with you dango I tell you what?"

After having a brief conversation about beer and propane, Hank remembered that he needed to ask them about Dale.

"Oh hey, have any of you seen Dale around?"

"Sorry Hank,but I haven't seen Dale in days. I even checked his house, and asked others around town. He is nowhere to be found." Bill said with a sad expression.

"Ya dango I haven't dango seen Dale dango, but that dango might dango be because dango I have dango been dango masterbating to My Little dango Pony dango for the dango past week dango dango I tell you what."

Both Hank and Bill looked very confused, but were able gather that Boomhauer didn't know where Dale was.

"Well I guess he isn't here then." Hank said in a defeated tone.

"I wonder where he went."

"Well I have idea…" Hank said as he began to head back into his house.

About ten minutes later, Hank walked out to his truck holding some food, and a 9 iron golf club.

Bill and Boomhauer walked up to the truck with confused looks on their faces.

"Dango Hank where are Dango you going, I tell you what?"

"I think I know where Dale is, so i'm going to go get him."

Hank then started his truck and began to drive off.

"Bye Hank! Be safe!"

As Hank was driving, he began wonder how Peridot had been doing. He hadn't seen her in about five months. So it will be nice to do some catching up with her.

However, What Hank didn't know was that someone else was also heading towards Beach City. And all I can ask you is... Can you smell what he's cooking?