JustSagan: "Sorry for the long ass wait guys."
Boonaw: "Yeah we got infected by Steven Universe hiatus virus..."
JustSagan: "Ya, but we do actually have an excuse. Our lives got busy..."
Fan1: "We don't give a fuck! Just give us the story cunts!"
Fan2: "Ya! And make more Truth and Dare stories! I need something to masterbate to!"
Fan3: "YA I WANT A NEW CHAPTER EVEN THOUGH I NEVER A LEAVE REVIEW!" (P.S. We love you all.)
Boonaw: "Shall we start then?"
JustSagan: "I guess we should. Enjoy the story!"
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Star began to heal Sid, the douchebag kid, with her magic. Sid's wounds were fading away, but the pain of being beaten by an angry cholo was still there.
"Okay now throw the water on him, Bill." Hank requested.
"Aww, heck I can't do that Hank, look how peaceful he looks!" Bill replied.
"I don't give a damn what he looks like Bill! I've been with this kid all day, and I tell ya h'what he's caused too much hell to be peaceful!"
"And you?" Janan commented.
Hank didn't say anything, knowing she had a point.
"Well okay Hank if you say so!"
Bill then threw the entire bucket of water on Sid, it wasn't even just the water, it the was the whole bucket, waking him up immediately!
"AAAH! STOP HITTING ME! STOP HITTING! STOP! I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO THROW POOP IN YOUR MOM'S FACE!" Sid shouted, traumatized from Marco's beating!
Jackie's eyes widened with rage, while Marco's mom just looked confused.
"I-Is he talking a-about MEEEE!?" Jackie said, angrily. "I'll beat your FUCKING ASS YOUR LITTLE SHIT!"
Jackie started marching towards Sid, ready to stomp on his nuts, but Marco held her back.
"Calm down BIATCH!" Marco commanded, because he's Alpha now!
"Sorry daddy… I'm just a super naughty girl..." Jackie moaned, biting her lips.
"WOAAH THAT'S TOO SEXAAAAAA~!" PonyHead exclaimed.
"I-I don't have enough big boy points for this!" Marco said, trying to sound Alpha, but coming out extremely beta.
"W-What do you mean by 'Daddy', 'Big boy points'!? OH NO! YOU HAVE CORRUPTED MY SON AND GIVEN HIM A MOMMY FETISH! OH MIA Dia~!" Marco's mom said as she fainted.
"Oh look what you guys did now… Janna can you please go take Mr and Mrs Diaz to hospital, NOW!" Star demanded!
"WOAH calm down there princess! We've all been through allot in the past three days but you don't have to be a dick!" Janna fired back.
Star peered at Janna, with pure anger, grunting!
"I'll go now ha ha… Pony, Starfan, Jackie, can you give me a hand?"
"Yeah we got yo back GUUURL!" PonyHead exclaimed.
"Yeah just hold on." Jackie replied.
Jackie turned to Marco, and gave him a kiss. Marco was SHOOK.
"Come back safe, okay baby?" Jackie bleated, weakly.
"I will… Don't worry, see you in a bit..." Marco blushed.
They let go of eachother and Jackie, PonyCunt, and Janna were on their way out of the house, but before they left, Janna turned back to say one last thing to Hank.
"You know old man, if you had a father's heart, then maybe you wouldn't be such a horrible person."
Hank was both hurt and confused by this.
"H'what? I am a father."
Janna was quite surprised, but in a weird way happy to hear this.
"Thats hot…"
"BWWAAAA!" Hank yelled, freaked out.
"That's illegal you know." Bill informed.
"Are you serious Janna? Just get Marcos parents to the hospital already!" Star demanded.
"Jeez fine!" Janna sighed!
Janna and the cunts then walked out of the house, and made their way to the hospital.
Sid had finally recovered from his PTSD episode, stood up and immediately recognized Bill.
"HEY YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE WHO SUCKED ME UP YOUR ASSHOLE!" Sid screamed
"Oh I'm sorry, I had a condition that made my ass suck up anything it's pointed at, but it seems to be cleaned now." Bill explained.
"THEN IF YOU KNEW THAT WHY THE HELL DID YOU POINT YOUR ASS AT ME!?"
"SID SHUT THE HELL UP!" Star and Hank raged, ready to break his dickhole in half!
Sid did in fact shut the hell up. But their outburst scared everyone silent for a second.
"Um… Is your portal thingy ready or h'what?" Hank asked, trying not to sound rushy.
"Yep just been waiting for someone~ to wake up." Star replied, sounding annoyed.
"Wait what's this portal thing?" Sid asked, confused.
"Just do h'what we say, you'll understand soon enough." Hank assured.
"Okay let's get this over with!" Star exclaimed!
Star used her dimensional scissors and created a dimensional portal to Hartman's prison. Sid looked kinda worried by this, but he didn't have time to say anything because Hank pushed him into it. Then after Hank, Star, Marco, and Bill-who was hesitant at first- jumped through it. Once they crossed into the portal they arrived at the front of the prison.
"Where are we?" Sid asked.
"Prison, where you'll be if you keep killing people!" Hank answered.
This made Star and Marco laugh a bit, but Bill looked a little scared.
"Well is everyone ready?" Marco asked.
They all nodded their heads, except for Sid, who didn't know what the plan was.
"Okay then, disguise time!" Marco said enthusiastically.
Star waved her wand and shot it at Hank. Hank had a puffy mustache, black denim jeans, and a shirt that says "My Mom's Only Child Raped her".
"Bwaa! I would never do that to my mom!" Hank stated.
And then she pointed it at Marco, who turned into Princess Marco.
"Why am I a princess?" Marco asked.
"Because you look cute like that!" Star complimented.
And then she pointed it at Sid, who turned into a little clown loli girl.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?" Sid shouted!
And then she pointed it at Bill, who she gave a tank top to that said "I Like Little Clown Loli Thots", and a tutu.
"Woah I feel pretty!" Bill said, not realizing what his shirt said.
After getting adjusted to their new disguises, they made their way up to the front gates of the prison. Where they started to talk to the booth guard, who was high on acid.
"Umm… We would like to talk to the warden." Hank requested.
"Aww ya dude! YAAAAYAG SDGWLESARVHEAEZYAW RYGRHWDAZHA RADSASEAVKISEFGW!" The man replied, as he headbutt a large red button labeled "HARTMAN!".
Within a few seconds, Hartman appeared right behind the group.
"YOU NEEDED ME? BECAUSE IF IT ISN'T IMPORTANT I'M GONNA DESTROY YOUR WAR BUTTHOLE!" Hartman yelled, startling the group.
"AIIIJD DDKKKALSI DDAIJASNFFSAFASD ASF AFASDG GSDGSF 420 ADFASFSGASGASTEADFASFAFASFAGAHAS!"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING? SPEAK ENGLISH BOY!" Hartman yelled, and then threw a brick that keeps in his pocket at the post guard.
"Oh! Sorry sir! These people wanted to see you! SIR!" The post guard replied.
Hartman then started to examine the group, and was immediately drawn to Hank and Bills shirts.
"What the hell…" Hartman said to himself.
"I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU ARE HERE BUT YOU BETTER GET THE HEL-"
Hartman stopped yelling when he noticed "Princess" Marco.
"Wait, your Princess Marco! Im such a big fan! What can I do for you?"
Marco was quite surprised by this, but he knew that he could use it to their advantage.
"Oh I was just in the area with some friends, and I was wondering if I could get a tour of your prison. You do have the best prison around. Oh and don't worry about the Clown Loli, she is actually 40."
Hartman was taken back by this, but he was more than happy to give the one and only Princess Marco a tour.
"Well, I would be more than happy to give you and your friends a tour! Follow me inside!"
"Um Marco, this isn't going according to the plan..." Star whispered.
"Don't worry Star, we could use this opportunity to our advantage." Marco assured.
The group then followed him into the prison, and were immediately shown around the courtyard. Hartman then led them inside, and into the Lunchroom, where they saw the crucified Jared. They then walked to the main hall, but Bill could have sworn that he saw Jared's body move a little bit.
"I think I saw that dead guy move!"
Hartman laughed at this.
"Nonsense! That body has been up there longer than even I can remember!"
They walked through the main hall, where the guards were. There were also a bunch of statues of Hartman, including a naked one with water coming out of its dick.
"My oh my, that is quite the statue!" Marco complemented, trying to sound impressed.
Hartman smiled, but said nothing as he started to lead them to the security section, which was littered by cameras, but surprisingly no guards.
"Haha, this place sure does have an awful amount of camera's" Marco pointed out.
"Those camera's aren't real, they're just there to scare the rookies!" Hartman explained.
While Hartman was about to show them to the last destination, Sid slipped away into one of the security rooms, with a dick head grin on his face.
"And thiiis~! Is the interrogation room!" Hartman shouted with joy! "Sit princess sit!" he requested.
Marco, Star, Hank, and Bill then sat down. They inspected the room, and noticed blood on the floor, and other bodily fluids. But what really caught their attention was a group of TV's in the back.
"Hey h'what're those TV's for in the back there?" Hank asked.
"OH! You mean the monitoring set!? There for- I'll just show you!" Hartman replied!
They all then walked to the monitoring set, Hartman reached into his pants and pulled out a remote that smelled like musty war butthole and flicked on all the TV's. They were horrified by what they saw! It was Dale, Boomhauer, and Kahn, being mentally tortured.
"THESE 3 DISGUSTING PIECES OF DEGENERATE TRASH TRIED TO RAPE AND KILL A LITTLE GIRL! GIRL! SO I FOUND OUT WHAT THEY DIDN'T LIKE AND FORCED THEM TO DEAL WITH IT!" Hartman explained!
Hank started to sweat profusely, and everyone else gulped.
"Now… Let's watch and enjoy!"
On the first monitor was Dale.
Dale was in nothing but his hat, glasses, and underwear. He seemed to be in a very large and foggy prison shower. Dale was running while screaming and flailing his arms. Dale was being pursued by a bunch of very strong looking prisoners, who were all naked and had dicks so large that they were dragging on the ground.
"We're gaining on ya and it's only a matter of time sweetness!" One of the prisoners yelled.
Dale started to scream even louder, and started to run even faster. However, no matter how fast he went, the prisoners were still able to keep up with him. The prisoners didn't even seem like they were running out of breath, while Dale was clearly getting exhausted. He was a smoker after all.
Dale kept on running, but he slipped on some soap. The prisoners took advantage of him, and tried to thrust their large cocks at him. Fortunately, Dale was able to dodge out of the way, and continued to run. But there was no escape, they would eventually catch Dale...
On the second monitor was Khan.
He was strapped to a chair, still in his underwear and beaten badly. He was surrounded by buff Mexican men and naked Dragon Furries, who had bulges in their pants. The Mexican's and Furry's started to taunt him.
"You like raping little girls huh!?" one cracked out Mexican said!
"No! NO! I DID NOT RAPE HER! I DIDN'T MEAN FOR HER TO BITE MY NUTS!" Kahn explained, trying not to get hit!
"SICK FUCK!" another Mexican shouted!
The Mexican's then started to violently beat Kahn, they beat him so bad that he lost his "two~ front teeth"! But that wasn't the end of it, after the Mexican's were done beating him up, two bunnies walked up to him, they released him from the chair.
"Oh t-thank you! Than- OOOI!" Kahn screamed, as one of the bunnies shoved a huge dragon dildo into his ass, with no lube! While the other bunny started to use his balls as punching bags.
Kahn began to cry. He tried to crawl away, but the dragon furries held him in place. And whenever he would complain the Mexican's would beat him. But that wasn't the worst part for Kahn. While he was being sodomized, a group of rednecks appeared in front of him with a wooden cross, and nailed to it was Kahn's old pants.
"MY PAAAANTS!" Kahn happily yelled, ignoring all the pain he was in.
He was so happy, until the rednecks threw gasoline on it and set it a flame!
"WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME KAHN!? WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!?" his pants screamed!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY!? WHHHYYY!?" Kahn screamed, before getting violently beaten by the Mexican's...
And on the third monitor was Boomhauer.
Boomhauer was not in his underwear, but in womens panties. He was in a trap bar, and was being held face down on the bar table by a whole bunch of traps.
"Dango let me go! Dango let me go fags!" Boomhauer pleaded.
This only made the traps more turned on.
"Oh Boomhauer! You sure know how to turn a 'girl' on! We are gonna have to do something extra special for you!"
All of the traps in the bar then pulled out their large and erect trap dicks, much to Boomhauer's horror.
"Dango help! Someone dango help!"
Boomhauer's cries meant nothing, as the traps pulled his panties down.
"Dango help! Dango AAHHHHH!" Boomhauer screamed, as 3 erect trap dicks entered his ass…
Hartman then turned off the TV's.
"How'd you like it Princess Marco!?" Hartman asked.
Marco was unable to answer, actually no one was able to speak, except for Hank.
"H'why are you doing this to them!?" Hank asked, horrified.
"BECAUSE I GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHERE THEIR LEADER HANK IS! SON OF A BITCH CAUSED ALLOT A MAYHEM IN JUST THREE DAYS!"
Hank's sweat finally got the best of him, his fake mustache fell to the ground, revealing his true face. Hartman stared at him.
"HOLD ON A GOD DANG SECOND!" Hartman shouted before pulling out a shitty drawing of Hank's face that looked like it'd been drawn by a 4 year old on a 3DS.
Hartman compared that drawing to Hank's face and could somehow tell it was him!
"HANK HILL! I'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED!"
Then suddenly!
"BWAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Hank screeched acoustically!
Hank grabbed Hartman's neck and slammed him into the monitoring set, choking him!
"BWAA BWAAAAA BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Hank shouted, having a bwaa attack!
"Oh no calm down Hank!" Bill pleaded!
But it was of no use, Hank could not hear Bill, due to his constant screaming!
"St-Star! S-should we do something!?" Marco asked, terrified!
"No… No… It needs to be this way..." Star said, emotionlessly.
Hartman started to punch Hank in the face to get him off of him, but it was of no use, Hank couldn't feel the hits! Hank started to bang Hartman's head on the table so hard that it began to bleed, and a paper fell from his pocket! Hartman's sunglasses fell off his face, revealing his beautiful eyes, Hartman looked at Marco, and a tear fell from his face.
"BWAA YOU WANNA TORTURE MY BWAAAA~ FRIENDS! THEN BWAAAA!" Hank yelled as he lifted his fist high into the air punching Hartman in the nose, breaking it.
Hank then choked Hartman with one hand, and repeatedly punched him in the face with the other one until his face was unrecognizable… Hank punched Hartman one last time, Hartman's body went completely limp… He stopped breathing, he was dead… After Hartman died, he instantly soiled himself.
A second later Bill's phone notification went off.
"He need some milk!"
Everyone looked at Bill, so he turned his phone off.
"...H-Hank you killed a man..." Bill gasped, acting like what just happened never happened..
Hank didn't reply, he just looked at Hartman, disappointedly. Marco was frightened to death, and hyperventilating. Star was disturbed by this, she knew she would be in the same situation as Hartman if it were not for Bill.
"Star… Hartman's dead now, where's the portal thing-a-ma-jig?" Hank asked.
"Um… It's in Hartman's… Butthole." Star informed...
"Oh gawd..."
Hank without wasting time, pulled Hartman's pants down, Hartman was wearing a diaper, Hank began to get even more uncomfortable. Hank Pulled it off, to his surprise there was no shit in the diaper, it was the portal war butthole plug!
"THAT'S IT! I can get you home now!" Star exclaimed!
"That's perfect! THANK YOU SO MUCH!" Hank said, as he hugged Star!
Star was a bit creeped out by this, but she took it anyways.
"But hold on, we gotta go get Dale and Boomhauer!"
"But what about Kahn?" Bill pointed out.
"Fine... Alright..."
"Hold on guys not so fast! This portal only works if it's in someone's… Ass..." Star informed. "And it's not going to be me!"
Hank looked at Bill, Bill looked at Hank.
"Fine I'll do it… I've already had practice." Bill sighed.
Then out of nowhere, the prison alarms went off, opening all the doors in the prison! The prison began to rumble!
"Oh no..." Marco said, knowing things were about to go bad!
"Quick we have to hurry!" Star exclaimed!
...How could this have happened you say..?
Sid of course, he was the monster who started this prison riot, after killing five of the security guards, he gained access to the main room, which had all the prison's mechanical function present. Sid being the dick head he is pressed the button to release all the door locks, creating a mini hell. Sid was about to leave the security section until Jared from Subway pinned him against the wall!
"Wait! You're the guy who was hung up on the wall!? I thought you were dead!" Sid said, very confused.
"I was dead, yes, but when you walked into the room, my body was reviewed! There's nothing better than a cute little loli!" Jared explained.
"A what!? I'm not a loli!"
"WELL YOU'RE SOMETHING I LIKE SO YOU'RE ABOUT TO FEEL MY FIVE DOLLAR FOOT DONG!" Jared exclaimed, horny as hell!
"GET OFF OF ME YOU FREAK!" Sid shouted, struggling to break free!
"No one can hear you baby! I sure do love a loli trap! Get's my meatballs going!" Jared said while rubbing Sid's face.
Jared then threw Sid into the other wall parallel to his, Jared began to pull down his pants slowly. Sid thought he was about to be rapped by Jared... Until!
"OOOOH NOOOOOOOOOO!" a glass cup filled with Koolaid yelled as it broke through the wall right behind Jared, instantly crushing and killing him!
"K-Koolaid man!? You're real!? Why are you here!?" Sid asked!
"Because I broke the fourth wall! But that doesn't matter! You need to get out of here!"
Koolaid man then ran away from Sid yelling "OOOOH YEEEEEEEAH!" breaking through walls in the process. Sid then unknowingly started running towards Hank and the others. After running a few sections down, he looked into a door, and found Hank, Bill, Star, and Marco!
"GUYS! WE NEED TO GET THE Fuuuu~... What are you doing?" Sid questioned trying to figure out why Hank was shoving what looked like a dildo into Bill's ass.
"Don't question it." Hank said.
"Woah!" Bill moaned, as the warbutthole portal plug finally slid into his ass.
"Woah that's nasty!" Sid complained!
"Agreed." Star remarked.
"Okay Sid, listen here. We don't have time to explain h'what happened, so just listen. If you want to get home you're going to have to follow us!" Hank informed.
"I'd do anything to go home! I can't take any of this shit anymore!" Sid pouted.
"Good, because I can't either! I think we should go find your friends now!" Marco said.
"Well here take this map, we're going to need it to find them in this giant prison." Sid said, while handing Hank the map.
"I wouldn't even know where to find them on the map..." Hank sighed.
"Well maybe this would help" Star said, as she handed him a piece of paper.
Hank looked at it and saw that written on is was the locations of Dale, Boomhauer, and Kahn
"H'where'd you find this!?" Hank said with smile.
"I found it by Hartman..." Star said, awkwardly.
"Well come on guys! Let's go!"
They all began to run towards Dale, Boomhauer, and Kahn, after running for a bit Hank was a little tired due to his bwaa attack he had earlier, he began to fall behind the others. Once they ran a few sections down, they turned into a corridor where Hank was blind sighted.
Hank was grabbed by his neck so that he couldn't cry for help, and was lifted up into the air. Hank was shocked to see that his attacker was a real life Charcoal man.
"I know ALL about you Hank! You have been criticising my kind for years! But that's ok, I just wanna ask you something… You know how everyone's black on the inside right? Well I'm about to make you DARKER!" Charcoal man explained, as he unzipped his pants, and was about to pull out his dick.
But then, a large blast of fire hit Charcoal man, and killed him. When Hank fell to the ground, he immediately stood up, and looked around to see who had saved him. And to his surprise, he saw a Propane man. The Propane man looked at Hank, and smiled.
"Taste the meat…" Propane man said.
Hank smiled upon hearing this.
"Not the heat..." Hank said.
Propane man then stepped back into his cell, while Hank ran back to the group, only to see that the group had come back for him.
"Come on Hank! We gotta move!" Star said.
The group were then on their way.
When the group finally made it to where Dale, Boomhauer, and Kahn were being held, they saw three doors, each with the names of who was being held behind those doors.
They opened up Boomhauer's door. They saw Boomhauer lying on the ground, clenching his butt, and saying "Dango trap fags..." over and over.
"Um Boomhauer..." Hank and Bill said.
Boomhauer shot up, extremely happy to see that Hank and Bill.
"Dango Hank… Dango Bill… Dango…" Boomhauer was so happy to finally be free.
Boomhauer was also surprised to see a clown loli, Star and Marco, but Hank explained to him what was going on. Now leaving the room and going to the next, they heard Dale freaking out behind the door, they knew that they would need to release Kahn first in order to have more of a chance of grabbing Dale.
They all went out, and opened Kahn's door. Kahn was curled up in a ball, rocking back and forth, but he wasn't freaking out.
"Oh Hank! I have never been more happy to see you in my life! I can finally go home..." Kahn said, in a super relieved tone.
"It's not over yet Kahn, we still gotta get Dale out, and I have a feeling that he won't be as easy." Hank explained.
Everyone then gathered around Dales door, and got ready to grab him.
As soon as they opened Dales door, he came running out, screaming. He managed to slip past everyone, and unknowingly made his way near the prison showers. As he was running, a portal opened up right next to the prison shower entrance, and Toffee stepped out. Toffee angrily grabbed Dale, and pulled him close to his face.
"You! I knew I couldn't trust you and your friends! Now i'm gonna have to pound your ass to send a message to everyone who thinks it's a good idea to betray me!" Toffee yelled, as he bunched up his fist.
Dale was freaking out, thinking that Toffee was about to rape him. However, just as Toffee was about to punch Dale, Urkel came running up, and shoved Toffee into the Prison shower room. At this moment, Hank and the others had caught up to Dale.
"Oh Dale! I'm so glad you're safe!" Hank said, relieved.
"Ya… Toffee was about to sodomize me… But Urkel saved me!"
Urkle smiled, and gave Dale a hug. However, Urkel's bulge touched Dales bulge, and this caused Dale to once again freak out.
"AHHHHH! This was your plan all along!" Dale said, as he tried to run away, but was grabbed by Hank and Bill.
"Oops, I guess I should have warned him about a big package!"
[Laugh Track]
While Hank, Bill, Boomhauer, and Kahn calmed Dale down, Star and Marco wondered what had happened to Toffee.
"Hey Erkel, what did you do with Toffee anyway? I don't see him anywhere." Star asked.
"Oh I pushed him into the prison shower room. I hear there is free parking in the rear!"
[Laugh Track]
Inside the shower room, Toffee was recovering from the shove. He was about to go back out and beat the shit out of them, but when he stood up, he saw that a bunch of buff dragon furries were in the shower room, and they were all giving him dirty smiles.
"No! Noo! Stay away from me!" Toffee pleaded, with no luck.
The dragon furries all closed in on him while doing the penis in butt gesture with their hands. They then forced him to the ground, and mounted him, one at a time.
Outside of the shower room, the others could hear Toffee screaming, and the sound of meat slapping noises.
"Do you hear that Marco!? Those guys are beating Toffee up!" Star happily said.
"Ya… They are DEFINITELY beating him up in there…" Marco sarcastically said, knowing what was actually happening.
"...Well everyone's here now." Sid said, stating the obvious. "Like I'd like to chit chat but I really don't I just wanna go home."
"Same here." Hank, Dale, Kahn, and Boomhauer commented.
"Well Bill, do the thing and you guys should be on your way home." Star said, happily .
"Watch out!" Bill cautioned.
Bill bent over and clenched his ass cheeks really hard. Then a portal immediately came out, forming a big perfect circle. This portal wasn't like the others, this portal was clear as day, and they could see their houses from it.
"How convenient it went straight to our houses!" Dale exclaimed! "Dang I wonder what our wives are going to think..."
Dale then immediately jumped through the portal!
"YES I'M GOING HOME!" Sid shouted, running through the portal.
"D-Dango had enough of this shit." Boomhauer lifelessly said, as he walked through the portal.
"Fuck you little girl! You almost ruin my life!" Kahn said flipping her off with both hands before entering the portal.
"What he meant to say was thank you..." Hank corrected. "I'm sorry for ruining your life and almost killing ya'... I-"
"That's enough. Say no more please." Star consoled.
"Well it was fun I guess, we-! AAAH!" Bill yelled as he felt a large burn go up his asshole.
Bill looked back, and saw that Star had blasted him in the ass.
"HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?" Hank asked, angered!
"Sorry… But I NEVER want to see ANY of you again! Well maybe except for Bill, he was actually nice… But as for the rest of you, LEAVE! AND NEVER COME BACK!" Star insisted.
Star then opened a portal to Marco's DESTROYED house.
"NEVER COME BACK!" Marco yelled pointing at Hank and Bill, before walking into the portal.
Hank and Bill wasted no more time, and ran through their portal. After they entered the portal, it immediately collapsed. They all looked at each other. Sid could be seen running down the street.
...5 minutes later...
The Arlen sun had never felt nicer before, the only thing better than it was their beers. Even if they were warm
"I tell ya h'what guys, I'm so glad to have all ya back, you know being all alone back there was pretty much hell." Hank expressed.
"YOU THINK YOU WENT THROUGH HELL! FUCK YOU STUPID HILLBILLY! I'M GOING HOME!" Kahn raged!
Kahn then marched home angrily!
"What's his problem?" Dale asked.
Kahn walked up to his house, angry and relieved that he could finally rest in his bed. Kahn opened his door and walked inside.
"I can't wait to go to-"
Kahn's demeanor changed from happy to frighted real quick, as he saw a Dragon Furry jacking off, on his couch!
Then the door shut behind him, Kahn's neck snapped back, to see another Dragon Furry standing in front of the door, with a dirty smile on his face.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!" Kahn screamed, but no one heard.
...Meanwhile...
Hank, Boomhauer, Dale, and Bill sat at the fence sipping their beers.
"I know you guys went through allot and all, but I feel like someday we're going to look back on this and laugh about it." Bill said, trying to cheer them up.
"Yep..." Hank replied, in a sad tone.
Boomhauer said nothing, he just looking really depressed.
Dale fell to his knees and began to cry!
"Oh..." Bill sighed.
THE END