This is a story that my good friend Boonaw and I wrote together. Enjoy!

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It was a nice normal American day in Arlen. Hank was cracking open a cold one with the boys. (No we didn't reference the meme, Hank was doing this WAY before it became a meme.) But what they didn't know was that a very angry Asian named Kahn was watching them from his house.

"Oh those damn rednecks drinking their cheap ass hillbilly beer" Kahn Soupho? Suphaapho? Supa? Fuck it, just Kahn, muttered as he walked angrily out of his house to teach those hillbillies a lesson!

Meanwhile, our four friendly neighborhood "rednecks" were doing what they do best. Drinking beer, talking, and subtly repressing their homosexual feelings for each other.

"Yep." Hank said.

"Yeeeup" Dale followed.

"Mmhmm" Boomhauer said as he started to sweat, while he stared at Bill.

"Yep..." Bill finally said as he glanced at Boomhauer's strange stare.

"Dango Bill… It's pretty dango hot out here. Dango you wanna take your dango shirt off Bill, dango… HOT!" Boomhauer suggested.

"I don't know why… But I feel like someone is trying to turn us into homosexuals~. Almost like someone's makin' a shitty fanfiction about us..." Dale implied.

"God dammit Boomhauer, stop trying to get Bill to take his shirt off." Hank shouted, while ignoring what Dale said previously.

"Uuugh, guys I-I think I've got Implosive ASS Diarrhea again! GUUH!" Bill moaned, as a portal began to suck his underwear and pants into his asshole!

"AAAHHH! IT'S THE END OF DAYS!" Dale screamed as he dropped to the ground, with his hands covering his head.

"Damn it Dale, stop being stupid, you know this happens once or twice a month!" Hank shouted, followed by a sigh.

"He ain't no d-dango woman..." Boomhauer replied, not really paying attention to what was happening.

"Wait, BILL'S A WOMAN!? AAAAAAHHHH" Dale screamed, misunderstanding what Boomhauer had said.

"Ga-God dammit Dale stand up! You know Bills just gotta take his medication!" Hank stated, as he lifted Dale up off of the ground.

Bill then ran to his house to get his meds while also sucking trash, random debris, and a kid that was riding his bike, up into his ass.

"Gees Hank, why are you so mad today?" Dale asked, in a kinda angry tone.

*Sigh... "I'm sorry. I'm just a bit annoyed with some former customers. They cancelled their propane orders because they decided that… Charcoal… Was better for grilling… Bastards."

The 3 of them stood there silently for a while, before Hank spoke up again.

"Well I gotta go send these propane tanks back to Strickland Propane, where we sell the best Propane and Propane accessories!"

"This ain't no dango Ad!" Boomhauer irritatedly said.

"Well… You guys wanna come take the propane back to Strickland where we sell the best Prop-"

"FOR GODS SAKES HANK, STOP STOP WE'LL COME WITH YOU!" Dale pleaded.

"Alright then, come on." Hank said.

Hank, Boomhauer, and Dale, then started to walk to Hanks red, purty truck, filled with nice, sexy, shiny, Strickland Propane. But as they walked up to it, they noticed that there was a problem.

"Ha! Look at what i'm doin you stupid hillbillies!" Kahn announced.

The three of them stood in shock as Kahn pulled out his micro penis, and began to piss all over Hank's Propane tanks.

"Ha Ha! Take that you stupid hillbilly rednecks!"

Hank stood there, his eye started to twitch, and then he let his anger out.

"BWWWWAAAAA! YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!"

After that outburst, Hank ran up to Kahn, and was about to kick his ass. But then suddenly, Kahn's piss had made its way into one of the propane tanks through its loose valve, and caused a chain reaction that caused all of the propane tanks to blow up, knocking Hank, Boomhauer, and Dale back towards to road, while also sending Kahn flying straight up into the air, like a cum jet. But instead of killing them, most of the blast imploded into itself, ripping the universe a new asshole.

There was now a portal where the truck use to be. It was an ugly ass green and blue color that looked like someone had shit it out of there fat disgusting 500 pound ass.

"BAH! WHAT IS THIS?! AHH!" Kahn screamed, like a little bitch as he flew higher into the air.

"AHH IT'S THE END OF DAYS!" Dale yelled, right after he slammed into the ground, remarkably unhurt.

Hank wanted to disagree, but there was a fucking portal on the ground, how could he disagree?

"Dango Kahn's gonna dango die." Boomhauer stated, as Kahn started to fall back to the ground.

But instead of splattering on the ground, he went through the universe's gaping asshole.

"G-God damnit! Now we gotta go rescue Kahn! I'm still gonna kick his ass, but we gotta make sure he's okay first." Hank said as he ran up to the portal.

"Wait for us~!" Dale pleaded.

Hank then jumped into the portal, Dale and Boomhauer followed. A few moments after they went through, the portal collapsed.

Right after the portal closed, Bill came running outside in a panic.

"Guys help! I can't find my medication!"

But Bill then stopped when he saw all of the truck and propane debris littering the ground. He then noticed that no one else was around.

"Where did everybody go...?"