Hello America! Your daddy Bill Clinton is back, and I have another sexy story for you all!

It was the night of the election, and my bitch of a wife was getting ready to give her big speech after she won. I on the other hand didn't really give a shit about that, and I was just enjoying some of those sexy My Little Pony characters.

I don't know what it was, but when I first so those sexy ponies, I just knew that I wanted to do the dirty with them. Unfortunately, they were only cartoons. So all I could do was watch the show while using my Lyra fleshlight.

However, as I was doing the dirty with my Lyra fleshlight, I suddenly heard a loud shriek. As soon as I heard it, I immediately knew what it was…

"Oh no, its my bitch wife!"

I could hear her steps getting closer and closer to the door. I was too scared to move. Then things suddenly went quiet. At first I thought she had calmed down… But then kicked the door down, and immediately gave me an angry look.

"Hey Sweety…"

That was all I could muster up… Then she started yelling at me.

"Listen you pony fucker! I lost the fucking Election to that Orange fucker! And I have a lot of rage to take out!"

My bitch wife then charged at me, and began to beat me, all while the Lyra Fleshlight was still on my dick. She was beating me so hard, I almost lost consciousness.

She then grabbed me, and threw me out of the hotel window. We were on the 30th floor by the way.

As I was falling, all I could think about was My Little Pony. I would have loved to do the dirty with one or all of those hot ponies. But I thought that dream would never come true, and I would never get some of that hot pony ass.

However, as I was about to hit the ground, a light green portal opened up. I fell into the portal, and landed on a small bed on the other side of the portal. I decided to just lay on the bed, and recover from the beating my bitch wife gave me. However, as I was laying down, I heard someone say something.

"It… It worked!" The voice said happily.

I look over to see who had said that, and to my surprise, It was Lyra from My Little Pony. She seemed very happy to see me.

"I'm so excited! I finally got a human! Tell me, what is..."

She stopped talked after she looked at my dick. I still had the Lyra flesh light on my dick. I could see the look of shock, surprise, and a little fear on her face.

"Is… Is that me?" Lyra nervously said, as she used her magic to pull the flesh light off of my dick, and inspect it.

Seeing how nervous and scared she was, I decided to work my Bill Magic on her.

"Ya thats you, but now I want the REAL THING!"

I then lunged at her, and tackled her to the ground. I then held her down, and started to rub my dick on her pussy. She started to cry, and tried to use her magic to stop me, but my Bill magic was able to over power her magic.

"Wh… Why are you doing this?" She said while crying

"Because i'm Bill Clinton, and my wife is a dried up bitch!"

After saying those magic words, I began to fuck her.

It felt so good, but her screaming and crying was starting to get on my nerves. So I used my Bill strength to repeatedly punch her in the face. I eventually knocked her out, and continued to fuck her.

After a few minutes of fucking Lyra, I was about ready to come. However, just as I was about to free my little Bills, somepony walked in.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HER!"

I looked up, and saw that it was Bon Bon. She was shaking in fear, and she was too scared to move. I decided that I should deal with her right there before she ran and tried to get help. So I pulled my dick out of Lyra, and shot my sperm at Bon Bon.

The sperm went all over her. She was absolutely disgusted by it, but she still tried to run out of the house. However, what she didn't know was that it was already too late for her. I started to wave my hands in the air, and then screamed out…

"Little Bills, ATTACK!"

My little Bills then began to work their way into Bon Bons veins, and when they got there, they began to rape her red blood cells. As expected, her blood stood no chance against my little Bills, and she passed out. My job here was done, so I decided to go outside of their house.

When I made my way out, I saw that it was night time. This was perfect. I decided to hide out in the Everfree forest.

When I got there, I found a nice hut where I could sleep, and rest. I was so excited for the next day, because I knew I was going to get a lot more pony ass!

To be continued