Hello, im Steven Universe, and I have a good story for you! It's about the time I lost my virginity!
It was a nice quiet night, and I had brought connie (my girl friend) back to my place. My date with her went very well, and I was ready to show her a good time in bed.
"Are you ready for the D?" I said in a sexy tone.
Connie nodded her head, and began to take her clothing off. Her body looked so nice. I then took my clothing off, and showed her my 2 inch boner. She was so impressed by it, that she had a joy filled laugh.
We then had sex for 2 seconds. I managed to last longer than when I masterbate! I had to tell Pearl so she could give me 3 good boy points.
But anyway, Connie was so impressed by the sex, she got her clothing back on, and left the house to go and tell everyone!
Now whenever people see me, they get so happy and start laughing. They now call me Steven cuckiverse. I dont know what that means, but I think it means great at sex.
It truly was a great night!
The End