Hey America, it's me Bill Clinton. I knew you would miss your daddy, so I came back. Now let me tell you why I came back. First I want to remind you that I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Now onto the other reason.

As you know, this election is a big one for my bitch wife. So I had to go to different towns to help her big ass get elected. I eventually made my sexy way to a place called Beach City.

Now I know what you might be thing. Beach City? What kind of stupid ass town's name is that? But trust me, that was actually what it was called. Now on to the story.

I was walking around, looking for a nice girl I could do the dirty with. Now you know that Hillary would be nothing without me, so she was fine with it. As I was walking around, I soon came across this big tall black girl. However, she wasn't black, she was red.

Now, at first I found this a little strange, but then I noticed her nice big ass! At that moment, I knew I had to make my move. But how was I going to do it?

At first, I thought I should compliment her on her square afro, or maybe even her sunglasses, but then I realized that smacking her in the ass was the best course of action.

So walked up to her, and gave her a nice firm smack on the ass. After doing this, she turned around, and gave me an angry look, but I knew she loved it. I then decided to ask her what her name was.

"Hey christmas chocolate, what's your name?"

She said nothing, and continued to look at me angrily. But don't worry, daddy Bill knew what to do.

"I said, what's your name BITCH!"

I then smacked her in the face, and knocked her sunglasses off. However to my surprise, she had three eyes! This was no problem for me tho. If anything, it made my 70 year old dick nice and hard. As my old dick was getting nice and big, the red girl finally decided to speak.

"What is wrong with you!? You can't just go around and smack random women in the ass!"

Now, I have dealt with these types of women before, so I knew how to deal with them. You wanna know how I deal with them? Well I simply use my best pickup line.

"Bitch you better do what I say, or my wife will have you killed!"

Now this normally works on all women, but this girl was different. She just seemed to get angrier.

"Listen old man, you better get out of our face right now, or you will spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair!"

Now when she said "our face" that really confused me, but I didn't think much of it. I was way more focused on that nice big ass of hers. I was so focused on it, I tried to grab it. However as tried to grab that nice big ass, she summoned gauntlets out of nowhere, and prepared to punch me. But what she didn't know was that I have snipers that always watch my back. So she ended up getting shot in the knees about 6 times.

Now this is where the story gets weird. When I was about to unzip my pants, she suddenly split into two smaller girls. One blue, and one red. Now I discriminate when it comes to women I want to bang, but not even my wife could save me if I was caught doing the dirty with two little girls… Oh wait.., Maybe she could have… But any way. I did the reasonable thing.

"Snipers, take them out!"

The snipers then shot them, but instead of blood spraying everywhere, they poofed into gems. At that moment, I noticed that people looking at me. So I decided to leave the city before I hurt my bitch wife's horrible reputation.

So that is the story of the big booty Christmas chocolate girl. Now I suggest that you favorite this story, and leave a review. There is also this guy that goes by the name "JustSagan". You should go read his stories. Now have a happy day!