![]() Author has written 3 stories for Doctor Who, and Transformers/Beast Wars. Hi my name is crystal welcome to my profile I used to share a profile with my brother you should go check him out Here be warned most of his stuff is rated M don't like don't read I love doctor who and transformers I just want to say that the 3 stories on my profile are old and not well written and i hope that maybe i can create better ones I might take them down I don't know Its just hard to find the motivation to write all that so please understand if I don't update often Normal girls wanna marry boys, we wanna marry mechs. Normal girls say evil, we say Megatron. Normal girls say good, we say Optimus. Normal girls say undecided, we say neutral. Normal girls say OMG, we say OMP. Normal girls say Earth, we say Cybertron. Normal girls have hearts, we have sparks. Normal girls don't freak out when they see red and blue semis, we do. Normal girls say jets, we say seekers. Normal girls say aliens, we say Cybertronian. Normal girls say annoying, we say Starscream. Normal girls say shit, we say scrap. Normal girls drink alcohol, we drink high grade. Normal girls say fuck, we say frag. Normal girls say babies, we say sparklings. Normal girls say teenagers, we say younglings. Normal girls say sex, we say interface. Normal girls say "see ya", we say "til all are one". 92% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a tower about to jump. If you are the 8% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses, screaming "DO A BACK-FLIP!" Copy and paste this if you are that 8%. You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%. 65% of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather than reading. If you are among the 35% percent who read more than watch TV, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped on air, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever pushed a door that says "pull" or vice versa, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this! If you still read fan-fiction and watch the films even when people call you a nerd... 97% of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3% that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other If you listen to music when reading fan fiction, post this on profile! 90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing(Or was laughing at your work), copy and paste this to your Profile. Copy and paste this if you don't care why the chicken crossed the road. 90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing(Or was laughing at your work), copy and paste this to your Profile. If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character (not necessarily a sick dream), copy and paste this into your profile. If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile If you truly believe, there is a Transformer somewhere for you copy this into your profile l=lVl=l l=l l=l Vs. l\ .M. /l If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy & paste this to your profile (Optimus Prime all the way ;3) If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. *Cough* TRANSFORMERS If you creep people out at school with your Transformers knowledge. (Again a given) f you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile |
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