Hello there!

I am known by many names: Lauren, Lauz, Lauzjamin, Lauzikins, Lorien Parker, Lorien Oakwood, Hobz, Hobbit-At-Heart, Amber Elven Ranger, Crispy Hobbit... the list goes on and on and on and on and on... Take your pick of what to call me, I don't mind any! I am 26 years old with a September birthday! 4ft 11" in height and I won't grow any more! So all you people who are over 5ft are lucky!

I will tell you one thing... I am proud to be short hence why I refer to myself as a hobbit. I was even leader of the NZIH for a while until it was deleted. Fun times, fun times. You probably have no idea what I am on about... but if you do you should feel privliged, XD.

I have many obsessions, hence why I read such a wide range of fandoms.

I will quite happily chat to anyone, though be warned, I can be a bit... uh... weird at times, XD. If you want to chat at all, send me a pm and we'll see where it goes from there.

17/07/2015

Well... needless to say, I don't really use this place much any more, and there is a very valid reason for that. My life has changed a lot really since the last time I posted anything here. I have changed fandoms quite a few times, due to a variety of reasons... but now I am finally settled.

I do still write, but the fandom I write for can't really be posted much here. I do post at my livejournal and ao3 though, so feel free to follow my progress on there. If I do write anything that can be posted here, I will do. But if I do... it will not be often. I don't really check this place much any more, so if you do want to contact me you are better off doing so at those two places or on my tumblr.

Also if you want to witness my random chatter, then please do follow my twitter. I am on there daily... not even kidding, I'm addicted to the place. That's about all for now, so... see you guys around,