7H15 M3554G3 53RV35 7O PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5! 1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG 17 WA5 H4RD BU7 N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 17 4U70M471C4LLY W17H 0U7 3V3N 7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17, B3 PROUD! 0NLY C3R741N P30PL3 C4N R3AD 7H15. PL3453 P4573 0N Y0UR PR0F1L3 1F U C4N R34D 7H15 A good friend will comfort you when he/she rejects you. A good friend helps you find your prince/princess A good friend will be there for you when he/she breaks up with you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A good friend will offer you a soda. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A good friend will help you move. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A good friend has never seen you cry. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A good friend knows all your best stories. A good friend will help you up when you fall. A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A good friend will have to tell you not to tell anyone. A good friend will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. A good friend rings the door bell before entering your home. A good friend calms you down when your angry. A good friend would read and ignore this. Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. You say I’ve lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can’t lose what you never had! When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy as the world try to figure out how you did it. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I really wouldn't want to see you everyday. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. The problem with life, is that there's no background music. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! I have multiple personalities and none of them like you. Anatidaephobia — fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging. Ten Thing I Know About You |
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