Hello. I've returned to this hellhole of cringey-ass 2015-2017 shenanigans.

I do most of my posting on Ao3. Not gonna lie, I don't care about this site too much, so I'll just repost what I have over here sometimes without caring about formatting. Whoops.

Enjoy?

UPCOMING STORIES:

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon:An Enterprise Across Time and Space (A Saga): Follow ex-human Deanna and her beloved companion Ryker across their many lifetimes, their many stories, facing countless foes and discovering that love truly does conquer all. TL;DR a series of short-ish novelizations of PMD2, PMD3, and PSMD, with an additional original PMD story as a conclusion. Obviously has my own flairs in the story, including but not limited to an overarching story, new themes, reincarnation, character development, and giving pretty much everyone a new name.)

Semper ad Meliora (Always Toward Better Things - A Collection of PMD Stories: Oneshots set in and about this wild and wonderful world of pokemon, mostly centered around Ia (a fennekin) and Xochiquetzal (a mudkip). (Summary says it all. It must be noted, however, that the stories themselves are disjointed and unrelated from one another unless otherwise stated, taking place in different games. Prompts welcome.)

Profile picture credit goes to my old friend Shadow Snivy, who made it for me as a gift ages and ages ago. Thanks darlin'!

RULES OF MY INTERNET CAVE:

1. I will never update in less than 2 weeks time. No exceptions.
2. I will always miss my deadlines. No exceptions.
3. All holiday specials will be either late, really crappy, or nonexistent.
4. The Narrator is a separate being and will be addressed as such.
5. Whenever I have a really good idea, I will be too lazy to write about it.
6. 80% of author notes are pointless and for your entertainment.
7. It is not unusual for me to leave a story alone for over 6 months.
8. Leaving flames or weird-ass reviews does not encourage me to write more. No exceptions.
9. Every PM is accepted. I even read hate-mail.
   9a. That being said, I never take the advice in hate-mail, I just laugh at why the 8-year-olds with poor grammar hate me.
10. Schools are either obsolete or nonexistent in my stories. NO SCHOOL!
    10a. Unless I'm writing a story centered around school, in which case Rule #10 is obsolete.
11. If you're my protagonist, you're signing up to have your parents killed unless I need them for plot.
12. No dead character stays dead unless I say so.
13. It's only canon if I say so.
14. References can and will be canon.
15. If I don't like you, I won't review. Too baaaaad.
16. I can respond to three consecutive PMs, then disappear off the face of the planet. It's normal.
17. Why is water wet? Cuz it is!
18. I will never write a lemon.
19. I will possibly write an indirect lemon.
20. Most of my characters have seen some sh*t.
    23a. Don't pester them about it unless you want to be charred, fried with positive AND negative charges, wrapped in hemlock leaves, cursed to rhyme for weeks, stuck in a time loop, battered, broken, and hung over the pit of Tartarus, with a front-row seat to view Ragnarok. In that order.
21. I will write yaoi/yuri, I just haven't found an excuse to do it...yet.
    29a. After that rule becomes obsolete, I will keep that rule up for humorous purposes.
    29b. And that one.
    29c. And that one.
    29d. And that one.
22. In my world, imitation is NEVER flattery. No exceptions.
23. Take some brain bleach. It's dangerous to go alone.
24. If you don't like the hand that fate's dealt you, change it.
25. If, in a story, I say it's a certain season or time of day, I'll likely forget. Please remind me if this happens..
26. Damn, she's a sexy fish.
    26a. My brain in a nutshell.
    26b. Please don't misinterpret that.
    26c. I don't have a dirty mind.
    26d. Jeez.
    26e. I'm not checking out girls either.
    26f. Yike.
27. You do not have the soul of an ancient dragon from the Ming Dynasty. No, you DON'T.