![]() Author has written 30 stories for Pokémon, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Thor, Avengers, Disney, Artemis Fowl, Lion King, Guardians of the Galaxy, Vocaloid, Pirates of the Caribbean, Naruto, Screenplays, and Hunger Games. I'm not really on here anymore, I'm on asianfanfics and my account is 'Sweatervest_Suho'... CARELESS, CARELESS. SHOOT ANONYMOUS, ANONYMOUS. HEARTLESS, MINDLESS. NO ONE WHO CARE ABOUT ME. If you're going to act like a turd go lie in the yard If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - Sirius Black Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth. -Dumbledore Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have - Hermione Granger I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me. - Harry Potter ABOUT ME: Name: Fiona Age: Younger than you think Ethnicity: Half Caribbean, half american, born in america but live in Canada Fandoms: OH GREAT HERE WE GO! Major ones are: KPOP- like all of it, HARRY POTTER, LOTR, NARUTO, AVENGERS, VOCALOID, and the smaller ones are Hatoful boyfriend, Disney, Xena warrior princess, Ouran Highscool HC, fruits basket, Ghost hunt, Gravity falls, so on. Hobbies: Editing for vine edits, singing, dancing to vocaloid, drawing people, writing books and fanfic, listening to music, watching youtube Introvert or extrovert: On a scale of one to ten, one being extreme introvert and ten being super party animal extrovert, I'm like a 4 Which Hogwarts house: HUFFFLEEPUFFF Ships: THIS WEIRD ONE I CALL SHOSAIGI OR 'My mind makes no sense'. It came from the little Naruto thing I did underneath but omg I love that for some reason. AND GAKUPOxLUKA! AND NEO (N and Leo) HONESTLY MAYBE KRISHO idk Fave Color: Chartreuse or Pastel Pink Bias: Jhope, Ravi and Minah Fave Animal: Ladybugs and Okapis Then a few more things are I'm a beatle maniac, and I'm left handed. THIS IS LONG SO: Pick 10 naruto characters: 1-Rock Lee 2- Sai 3-Deidara 4-Shikamaru 5-Kakahsi 6-Tobi 7-Gai 8-Tenten 9-Choji 10-Temari 1 (Lee) woke you up in the middle of the night? I'd half be like 0////0 HAI LEE WHY ARE YOU IN MA BEDROOM and other half be like How in the world did you get in ma house, Lee Number 2 (Sai) asked you to go out with him? WHO WOULDN'T?! Though in the back of my mind I'd be like "Why is he doing this?" Number 3 (Deidara) walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Head explodes* I HAVE A GLASS SHOWER. DEIDARA RUN DON'T LOOK PLZ 4 (Shika) announced he's going to marry 9 (Choji) tomorrow? HIFWEHFIAH KYAAAAA But man, that's too perf. The team 10 and- oh my. How perf. 5 (Kakashi) cooked you dinner? Uhm, Kakashi, can you cook? Or is it a microwave dinner? 6 (Tobi) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? TOOOBI. *Quietly and carefully looks under mask* 7 (Gai) suddenly confessed to be part of your family? ……… Uhm. Welcome to the, uh, family, Gai. (Inner gisella: WHAT. HOW AM I RELATED 2 HIM?) 8 (Tenten)got into the hospital somehow? NOOO. Tenten! Who did this to you?! 9 (Choji) made fun of your friends? I think Choji would be the last one making fun of anyone but if he did, in a mean way, I'd call him fat. 10 (Temari) ignored you all the time? Okay. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 (Lee) do? Probably protect me, cuz he's awesome. You're on a vacation with number 2 (Sai) and manage to break your leg. What does 2 (Sai) do? Looks moderately worried ish, maybe uh, takes me to the hospital? It's your birthday. What will 3 (Deidara) give you? Whatever it is I'm not lighting a match around it. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 (Shika) do? Save me I totally bet. Shikamaru is pretty dangnammit rad You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 (Kakashi) do? He'd either take care of my in a 'fatherly' way or just laugh along with the rest You're about to marry number 10 (Temari). What's 6's (Tobi) reaction? Erm. Nothing? Like he cares about petty stuff You got dumped by someone. How will 7 (Gai) cheer you up? Oh no. I really don't wanna know. He'd probably be like "YOU'RE FEELING DOWN IN THE DUMPS! HOW A BOUT WE START TRAINING AT 3AM TILL 12 AT NIGHT REALLY HARD TO BOOST YOUR MOOD AND YOUTH!!?" And I'd be like "Gai, just go eat some tacos" You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 (Tenten) calm you down? Comfort me or something You compete in some tournament. How does 9 (Choji) support you? He'd give me lots of food. Like. Lots of food. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 (Temari) do? She'd be like "Ughhhh, you're so annoying" and when she's out of earshot she'd start laughing as well Number 1 (Lee) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Why? Well, he's not exactly ALL I've ever dreamed of but he's really adorable and hardworking. Wait why am I taking this question seriously? T_T 2 (Sai) tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9 (Choji). Your reaction? ._o So you calling him fat was when people tease people cuz they like them? O_O BUT THEN THAT THROWS A WRENCH IN THE CHOJIxSHIKAMARU-- AGH You're dating number 3 (Deidara) and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? UHM, as long as they don't shake his hand XDD. But they're VERY tolerable so If I loved him they'd love him-ish too. As long as he doesn't explodeanate them. Number 4 (Shika) loves number 9 (Choji) as well. What does that mean? WE WENT THROUGH THIS. SHIKA AND CHOJI ARE GETTIN' TOGETHER PEEPLES THEY ARE MARRIED NOW ACCORDING TO THIS SO HA SAI. THIS IS SO ADORABLE NEW SHIP SHOSAIJI!!!!!!!!! Will number 5 (Kakashi) and 6 (Tobi) ever kiss? Is crying* Like no, seriously this actually warms my heart 4 real. Not a romantic kiss but Obito and Kakashi accepting each other and finding understanding- WAHHHH. Not Madara but Obito. 6 (Tobi) appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do? NOW TOBI IS A BAD BOY! I'd give him a classic mom lecture. But dat question: 'Tobi appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts.' You had a haircut and 7 (Gai) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? What in the world- *runs and hides in bushes* This isn't- that's- it's- uhm- what in the world... I would go run but I'd be like "UHM, MAYBE HE JUST THINK IT LOOKS YOUTHFUL EHHEHEHEH!! EHE EH EHEHE HE ERM." Number 8 (Tenten) thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her? There's always Lee ;) XD No, I'd be nice, Tenten could totally get a boy Number 9 (Choji) is too shy to face you and confesses you his love by sending an e-mail. Now what? Awwww how adorable and kawaii is that, but Choji you really shouldn't cheat on Shikamaru, you're a married man now… and Sai likes you, I couldn't ever love you without feeling guilty... XD You spot 10 (Temari) kissing number 1 (Lee). How do you react? HER IN HER SLEEP Friendship part Could 1 (Lee) and 6 (Tobi) be soulmates? Nope. I can NEVER see that happening Would number 2 (Sai) trust number 5 (Kakashi)? Yeah Number 3 (Deidara) wants to go shopping, will (Gai) come along? My mind is trying to comprehend this- gimme a moment. (Loading, this will take a moment. Please stand by) Number 4 (Shika) is bored and pokes number 10 (Temari). What happens after that? Probably something romantic ._. 5 (Kakashi) and 1 (Lee) are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? I have NO idea. If 6 (Tobi) and 3 (Deidara)cooked dinner, what would they make? AWWW TOBI AND DEIDARA SENPAI MAKING DINNER. I come back and the house be trashed like wowz, but maybe something spicy IDK 7 (Gai) and 9 (Choji) apply for a job. What job? BOTH OF THEM? Choji is totally gonna be a cook so maybe he'd… nvm. I have NO idea. 8 (Tenten) gives 5 (Kakashi) a haircut. Is that okay? Yeah, he kinda needs one. 9 (Choji) sketches what 6's (Tobi's) perfect girlfriend should look like. Will 6 (Tobi) be happy? I doubt he'd care at all unless it was what's her name Rin 10 (Temari) and 8 (Tenten) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? Boys? I have no idea, and I don't wanna know What would happen if... 1 (Lee) accidentally kicked 10 (Temari)? Lee might apologize if Temari didn't flip 2 (Sai) sent 9 (Choji) an e-mail that was meant for his girlfriend? Choji: oh-oh-oh Sai… this is… so beautiful… But isn't Choji Sai's boy[girl]friend already? Man, this Shikamaru-Sai-Choji love triangle 4 (Shika) and 7 (Gai) discovered they made love while being drunk? 0_0 *floats away* 5 (Kakashi) and 6 (Tobi) did a work-out together? Eye twitches* The kiss was cute but this is quite a bit different 6 (Tobi) noticed he wasn't invited for your birthday? If I don't die first: TOOOOOBIIIII I'M SO SORRRY 7 (Gai) won the lottery? XD Lol what would he use it for 8 (Tenten) had quite a big secret? Really? How would I know what it is! It's a secret! 9 (Choji) became a singer? I can totally see him randomly having this angels voice XDD 10 (Temari) got a daughter? No, she got a son. What would 1 (Lee)think of 2 (Sai)? Sai: Shut up, I'm trying to paint. What would 2 (Sai) find weird about 3? Everything? How would 3 (Deidara) greet 4 (Shikamaru)? With an explosion? What does 4 (Shika) think of 5 (Kakashi)? I think Shikamaru thinks of Kakashi with respect and stuff What dream would 5 (Kakashi) have about 6 (Tobi)? SNIFFLE* I'm gonna cry this is so sad :'( OBITO KAKASHI DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL HER What do 6 (Tobi) and 7 (Gai) have in common? They are both human??????????? What would make 7 (Gai) angry at 8 (Tenten)? Being annoyed at his extreme teamwork Where would 8 (Tenten) meet 9 (Choji)? On the street I guess...? What would 9 (Choji) never dare to tell 10 (Temari)? I really have NER Idea What would make 10 (Temari) scared of 1 (Lee)? His awesomeness and drunken fist jutsu XD Now about two years later I do it again 1 (Lee) woke you up in the middle of the night? Omf why is he even in my house??? Number 2 (Sai) asked you to go out with him? He’s definitely got some alterior motive… but hell yeah Number 3 (Deidara) walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Funny thing is I have a glass shower so 4 (Shika) announced he's going to marry 9 (Choji) tomorrow? KYA okay that’s amazing 5 (Kakashi) cooked you dinner? I agree with myself from ‘ye olden days’ I feel like I’m just getting package ramyun or something (although I love package ramyun). 6 (Tobi) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? He’s madara and shit why would he even be near to me? 7 (Gai) suddenly confessed to be part of your family? How is that even possible I’m like the opposite of him. And what part of the family?! If he’s some 3rd cousin twice removed then it doesn’t make a big difference but… 8 (Tenten)got into the hospital somehow? What happened to her? 9 (Choji) made fun of your friends? Choji would not be doing that, but if he did I’d probably just leave with my friends and bemad. 10 (Temari) ignored you all the time? I agree with myself from before “okay” is right I couldn't care less about her. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 (Lee) do? If i know him personally he’s going to go hunt down their asses. You're on a vacation with number 2 (Sai) and manage to break your leg. What does 2 (Sai) do? “Looks moderately worried ish, maybe uh, takes me to the hospital?” is still my answer. It's your birthday. What will 3 (Deidara) give you? “Whatever it is I'm not lighting a match around it.” also still my answer You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 (Shika) do? He’d either be saving me or just abandoning me becuase he has better things to do. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 (Kakashi) do? He’d be kind and fatherly about it, or he’d be no better than the rest of them -_- You're about to marry number 10 (Temari). What's 6's (Tobi) reaction? He doesn’t even give half a crap also I’m not marrying Temari XD You got dumped by someone. How will 7 (Gai) cheer you up? I don’t even wanna think about it. It’d be too active whatever it is. You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 (Tenten) calm you down? She’d just do what any friend would do and comfort me I guess You compete in some tournament. How does 9 (Choji) support you? Food. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 (Temari) do? Idk not much Number 1 (Lee) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? T_T he’s a precious bun okay what do I need to say. 2 (Sai) tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9 (Choji). Your reaction? OMO BUT THEN HE’S COCKBLOCKING CHOJIxSHIKA WHAT IS LIFE You're dating number 3 (Deidara) and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? UHM, as long as they don't shake his hand XD. But they're VERY tolerable so If I loved him they'd love him-ish too. As long as he doesn't explodeanate them.” I was a master with words. As long as they don’t shake his hand lolol that's true. Number 4 (Shika) loves number 9 (Choji) as well. What does that mean? It’s a f*cking love triangle beause Choji loves Shika and those two are getting married but sai is finally feeling emotion and he loves Choji… SHOSAIJI ftw Will number 5 (Kakashi) and 6 (Tobi) ever kiss? Oh my god Obito and Karashi this is so sad why is the question so sad but I doubt it 6 (Tobi) appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do? 'Tobi appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts.’ well then I guess I’ll just let him work his magic *shrug* You had a haircut and 7 (Gai) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? I don’t even get haircuts but this is creeping me out……. and probably I’d think he thinks I look ugly but this question doesn’t seem to go by my thinking. Gai that's called pedophelia. Number 8 (Tenten) thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her? if push comes to shove you can always hook up with Lee I guess. But I’d actually be a good person and comfort her. Number 9 (Choji) is too shy to face you and confesses you his love by sending an e-mail. Now what? But Choji is getting married and already has an admirer *dances out window* You spot 10 (Temari) kissing number 1 (Lee). How do you react? My old answer was “KILL HER IN HER SLEEP” but now I think id just die on the inside. Friendship part Could 1 (Lee) and 6 (Tobi) be soulmates? Nope not ever. Would number 2 (Sai) trust number 5 (Kakashi)? I think so. Number 3 (Deidara) wants to go shopping, will (Gai) come along? I cant even understand this question how does this work. Number 4 (Shika) is bored and pokes number 10 (Temari). What happens after that? 5 (Kakashi) and 1 (Lee) are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? They have nil in common?? If 6 (Tobi) and 3 (Deidara)cooked dinner, what would they make? Something spicy? 7 (Gai) and 9 (Choji) apply for a job. What job? Being a ninja bro. 8 (Tenten) gives 5 (Kakashi) a haircut. Is that okay? Yeah, he kinda needs one. 9 (Choji) sketches what 6's (Tobi's) perfect girlfriend should look like. Will 6 (Tobi) be happy? If it’s Rin he might be... 10 (Temari) and 8 (Tenten) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? Don’t want to know don’t need to know What would happen if... 1 (Lee) accidentally kicked 10 (Temari)? ~It’s going down for real~ 2 (Sai) sent 9 (Choji) an e-mail that was meant for his girlfriend? Thing is Sai loves Choji so what? Man, this Shikamaru-Sai-Choji love triangle is confusing. 4 (Shika) and 7 (Gai) discovered they made love while being drunk? dances out window again* ~It’s going down for reaaaal~ 5 (Kakashi) and 6 (Tobi) did a work-out together? Uh… As in a ‘let’s go to the gym and pump iron!’ workout, or a Shikamaru and Gai workout…? 6 (Tobi) noticed he wasn't invited for your birthday? Why would he be? 7 (Gai) won the lottery? That’s not exactly a question. 8 (Tenten) had quite a big secret? Also not really a question. 9 (Choji) became a singer? He’s either some terrible death metal screecher or some ballad singing angel. 10 (Temari) got a daughter? No, she got a son. What would 1 (Lee)think of 2 (Sai)? Probably he’s too subdued. What would 2 (Sai) find weird about 3(Deidara)? Everything? How would 3 (Deidara) greet 4 (Shikamaru)? With an explosion? Art? What does 4 (Shika) think of 5 (Kakashi)? I think Shikamaru thinks of Kakashi with respect. What dream would 5 (Kakashi) have about 6 (Tobi)? OMF that’s sad. Just not anything happy. What do 6 (Tobi) and 7 (Gai) have in common? “They are both human???????” that’s all I can think of. What would make 7 (Gai) angry at 8 (Tenten)? How she gets annoyed by his ‘teamwork’. Where would 8 (Tenten) meet 9 (Choji)? On the street I guess...? What would 9 (Choji) never dare to tell 10 (Temari)? No idea What would make 10 (Temari) scared of 1 (Lee)? His drunken justu I suppose. | |||||||
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