Fan Fiction Username: ObscureAuthor

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YOU'RE A BOOK WRITTEN IN TEN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES, ALL BEAUTIFUL, NONE OF THEM I CAN UNDERSTAND.

I'm a young, slightly pessimistic but determined person (ironic because I'm a lazy insomniac) who despite all of the criticisms I get still wants to be an author or a historian when I grow up. My likes, interests, and hobbies include writing, anything retro, photography, road-tripping, listening to music, drawing, watching anime, reading manga, online gaming, history, science, cooking, and long breaks out from school. My dislikes include cold weather, cheese, milk, chain-mail letters, and anime and manga haters.

HOW OBSCURE IS THIS AUTHOR?

I'm writing several novels but will only be posting anime, manga, and maybe other stories on here (duh, it's FanFiction). My favorite animes/mangas include One Piece, Naruto, Akira, Barefoot Gen, Dragon Ball, Black Cat, Space Dandy, Samurai Champloo, Ouran High School Host Club, Pokemon, Gintama, Black Butler, Attack on Titan, Rurouni Kenshin, Pandora Hearts, Blue Exorcist, Cowboy Bebop, and Death Note. I will start reading Toriko, and Full Metal Alchemist very soon. I tried to get into Fairy Tail, but I just couldn't (sorry to die-hard fans out there).

I read Bleach up to about the one hundredth chapter before I got bored ... I might go back to it once Naruto one day. I'm also a huge fan of Battle Royale, which made the idea of kids killing each other cool before the Hunger Games came out. You should at least watch the gory BR movie if you aren't willing to read the masterpiece of a book (the book's better, there's more details). Try 1984 as well, so awesome.

Remember to sign the internet petitions to get Sym-Bionic Titan back on television because the ending of the first season wasn't enough (Curse Cartoon Network, all they care about is money. Did you know the show was canceled back in 2011 just because they couldn't find a crummy toy manufacturer?)

BE OPEN-MINDED.

I will write yaoi ... I enjoy yaoi. I've never been into shojo just because I think it's unrealistic. I did like O.H.S.H.C., though. But then again, so is shounen. I am a supporter of lesbians, bisexuals, transgenders, and gays so get over it. I don't want to date because I can't see myself being tied down to one certain person for awhile, and have to learn every unimportant detail about their life. But seriously, if you dislike yaoi or whatever, then you shouldn't read my stories.

LEARN FROM THE BEATS, AND BEAT SOCIETY.

One of my favorite books is the Jack Kerouac's On The Road. I want to be 'on the road' instead of being holed up in school all day. School is boring, but I just want to get it over with so I can be free, and get a decent job (you've never heard of what school I go to). Seriously, the characters in On The Road liked road-tripping before it was cool. Other books I like are the Percy Jackson series, Maximum Ride books, the Forgotten Legion trilogy, Magnus Chase books, Dork Diaries, Mythology by Edith Hamilton, Hamlet, and anything by Fitzgerald.

MUSIC, BROS.

Now a days, I tend to listen to this whole fusion of genres. I used to mostly listen to indie music but now I've shifted my interests to bands like Gorillaz, the Neighbourhood, Red Hot Chili Peppers, David Bowie, Green Day, the Clash, Van Halen, Def Leppard, that kind of stuff.

SOMETHINGS ABOUT ME ...

My birthday is in July; my star sign is Cancer; my favorite color is brown; I could be anywhere from thirteen to eighteen years old; I love the Beat Generation; I live in the southeastern U.S; my favorite food is coffee (yes, it's a food). And remember, thank the Indie God for cats, and vintage bikes. Depending on how things go is whether or not I'll share my Tumblr and Wordpress accounts as well.

WHAT TO I WANT TO BE IN FIVE YEARS? HAPPY.

You can talk to me about mostly anything. But I probably won't reply until a week later.

WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER, HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER.

I'm a strange kid from Generation Y who watches shows that were made even before I was born. That's because I find every new season of American Idol, or Teen Mom to be revolting. It's Moron Television (MTV) if you ask me. Have you ever watched some of those MTV clips from the 80's and 90's before? On YouTube? If you watched real MTV, I envy you. The Fuse Channel, and VH1 still play music. I do not plan on watching a show about teenage girls that get famous for not using condoms at age sixteen. Even then, I watch more anime than actual live actions/American cartoons.

UPCOMING STORIES:

I have several (yaoi, maybe with a bit of harem, some not) stories that I am planning on publishing by the end of August. Please don't steal my ideas, as I've worked hard on writing them so far.

Caught My Sight (One Piece): New World High School divided the students by gender, which means that the boys, and the girls have different classes from each other. The office made a mistake when making Eustass Kidd's schedule, so Kidd has to take classes with the girls! And on top of that he has to remind himself not to drool over his Anatomy teacher, Trafalgar Law.

Whisper in My Soul (One Piece): They didn't realize that they was in love with until it was too late. Their parents pulled them out of school, and forbade them to ever see each other again. But love has it's ways, even if it involves Zoro and Sanji whispering to each other through a chink. Based on the myth of Pyramus and Thibse.

Dan Vs. Cartoon Network (Dan Vs.): Dan tries to get revenge on Cartoon Network after becoming addicted to Sym-Bionic Titan,

Dan Vs. High School (Dan Vs.) Dan is holding a grudge against former high school bullies, so he holds a high school reunion.

Midnight Snack (Gintama): There is a sleepwalker going in Edo who is entering peoples' houses and eating all of everyone's food. Everybody is on a mission to find out who is doing it.

When Katsura's Not Around (Gintama): Have you ever wondered what Elizabeth does when nobody else is around?

"I'm not obsessed with Sasuke!" (Naruto): Karin's day-to-day Sasuke spy journal detailing her love for him.

Just A Dream (Naruto): Naruto's life is finally going the way he wants it to go. Sakura is his girlfriend, and Sasuke came back to the village (pre-timeskip, during his training with Jiraya).

Typical Day In The Life of Uzumaki Naruto (Naruto): An average day of ninja training for Team 7 (pre-timeskip).

ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, I'M A NEGATIVE TEN.

I make no profit out of my Fan Fictions and the art work I use isn't mine, so please don't sue me.

R.I.P DAVID BOWIE (1947-2016)

FORWARDS:

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I' m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. (or dick)
I read Manga, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like ANIME, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
(humanity up for debate)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and MANGA, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Top Eleven Things To Do To The Shichibukai That Will Most Likely Get You Killed Or Teleported To A Place That Could Kill You:

1. Question Kuma if he has ever sinned.

2. Mess with Hancock's cosmetics.

3. Splash Moria with holy water and say, "Be Gone Evil"!!

4. Use Mihawk's sword as a buttering knife.

5. Replace Crocodile's hook with a ringpop.

6. Boldly eat sushi in front of Jimbei.

7. Call Crocodile a fail of a Captain Hook wannabe.

8. Ask Mihawk if he dyes his eyes.

9. Whistle when Hancock enters the room.

10. Steal Mihawk's hat

11. Ask Moria if he's part pickle or part leek.
Post the Top Eleven on your page if you agree.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Shifter-youkai, ChOpStIcKsXOXO, blood-fire-dragon, Aqua and Marine, yaoifan124, ObscureAuthor

FAVORITE PAIRINGS:

One Piece: Law x Luffy (x Kidd), Law x Sabo, Zoro x Sanji, Sanji x Violet, Sanji x Nami, Ace x Marco, Marco x Robin, Kohza x Vivi, Usopp x Kaya, Makino x Shanks, Shanks x Mihawk, Mihawk x Zoro, Zoro x Perona

Naruto: Naruto x Sakura, Kakashi x Sasuke, Kakashi x Iruka, Deidara x Tobi, Pain x Konan, Lee x TenTen, Shikamaru x Temari, Minato x Kushina, Jiraya x Tsunade

O.H.S.H.C.: Tamaki x Haruhi, Hunny x Reiko

Attack on Titan: Eren x Levi, Annie x Armin

Bleach: Ichigo x Rukia

Gintama: Otae x Kondo, Hijikata x Mayonoise, Katsura x Ramen Lady

Blue Exorcist: Rin x Sheimi, Yukio x Sheimi, Kamiki x Bon, Yukio x Rin, Bon x Rin, Shura x Rin, Mesphito x Rin

FAVORITE CHARACTERS:

Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, Tsunade, Jiraya, Shikamaru, Scott Pilgrim, Ramona Flowers, Alice, Lance Lunis, Salvatore Paradise, Dean Moriarty, Nico Robin, Jewelry Bonney, Monkey D. Luffy, Mihawk, Portgas D. Ace, Trafalgar Law, Marco, Spongebob Squarepants, Kawada Shogo, Elizabeth, Sakata Gintoki, Spike Spiegel, QT, Levi.

FAVORITE QUOTES:

All-Time Favorite: "The best dreams happen when you're awake."-Cherie Gilderbloom

"Hey guys, I'm sorry I'm late I got lost on the path of life."-Hatake Kakashi (Naruto)

"The clouds are nice. They're so free."-Nara Shikamaru (Naruto)

"I won't die until I become Hokage, that's my ninja way!"-Uzumaki Naruto (Naruto)

"I'm just watching a bad dream I never woke up from." Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

"Do not fear death. Death is always at our side. When we show fear, it jumps us faster than light, but if we do not show fear, it casts its eye upon us gently and then glides us into infinity ..."-Laughing Bull (Cowboy Bebop)

"... Bang ..."-Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

"Aim for the moon, that way if you miss, you won't fall short."-Nanahara Shuya (Battle Royale)

"A man's dream will never die!"-Marshall D. Teach (One Piece)

"Weaklings can't chose their way of death."-Trafalgar Law (One Piece)

"SKULL JOKE! YOHOHOHOHOHO!"-Brook (One Piece)

"I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!"-Luffy (One Piece)

"Have you ever been kicked at the speed of light?"-Admiral Kizaru (One Piece)

"Existing isn't a crime!"-Franky (One Piece)

"The best way to live a full life is to be a child, no matter what your age."-Sakata Gintoki (Gintama)

"You see that skuzzy-looking smoking guy over there? Run him over, but try not to kill him."-Okita Sougo (Gintama)

"One day we're going to get sued."-Shinpachi (Gintama)

'Success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm."-Winston Churchill

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step."-Lao Tzu

"Dream big and dare to fail."-Norman Vaughan

"What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say."-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow."-Helen Keller

"The power of imagination makes us infinite."-John Muir

"Don't count the days, make the days count."-Muhammad Ali

"You must not only aim right, but draw your bow with all your might."-Henry David Thoreau

"Light tomorrow with today."-Elizabeth Barrett Browning

"Don't wait. Time will never be just right."-Napoleon Hill

"Do what you can, where you are, with what you have."-Teddy Roosevelt

"The charging restless mute unvoiced road keening in a seizure of tarpaulin power."-Jack Kerouac

"I became the son of a few score of beaten men."-Neal Cassady

"Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness."-Allen Ginsberg

"The so-called Beat Generation was a whole bunch of people of all different nationalities, who came to the conclusion that society sucked."-Amiri Baraka

"Dream like you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."-James Dean