Lets see then, Before anything else, If your looking for the link to my lemon version of Can't Go On... Go to

http:///fanfic/view_st.php/93485

There's suppost to be a _ in between view and st. Sorry if that messed anyone up...

MAN!! It's really hard to find a DEPENDABLE BETA Reader. Currently searching for one, if you think you can help or offer your services please drop me a line. THANKS!!

Profile Update! Version 4.8 (Wanted to be different)

Alright, here we go...

Name: As of now, nothing but Karite Tsumetai.

Age: Don't really think it matters, but if you're curious I'm almost halfway up the 2nd floor. Figure it out.

Physical Description: Well, I'm tall...

Pshycological Description: Well, I'm...

Fav. Things: Yeah, I got lazy...sue me...Well, I love Kendo and sword-play in general. I enjoy hunting and things were other things die. I also enjoy paint-ball fighting. Uhm, I love to read, Manga for the most part, but I also enjoy regular things, like Stephen King, Rhoal Dahl, Eoin Colifer, etc. I also love to watch Anime and movies.

Favorite (There happy?) Animes: K-ON!!, Full Metal Panic (all), 2x2=Shinobuden, Bleach, Inuyasha, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Elfen Lied, .hack/sign, Rurouni Kenshin, Karin, Magikano, R.O.D, Onegai Sensei, Mahou Sensei Negima, Gantz, Mezzo DSA, Azumanga Daioh, GTO, Love Hina, Fruits Baskets, Midori no Hibi, Chobits, Grenadier, High School of the Dead, Mahoromatic, Hikaru no Go, Star Ocean EX, Detroit Metal City, Puni Puni Poemy, Mouse, Chrono Crusade, Samurai Girl Real Bout High School, FLCL, Full Metal Alchemist, Hellsing, Yu Yu Hakusho and of coarse Naruto...I'm sure there's more, but for now, YONDER!

STORIES: Listed in Order of Newest to Oldest (AKA Dead fics)

Completed Stories:

Can't Go On: My very first (and at the time most popular) Inuyasha Fanfic. Gorey and Tragic, INU/AYAME
Note: Now that I've read it over, I'm aghast by this fic. Its so bad now that my skills have improved, what makes me sadder was the fact that I was around 14 when I originally began to write it, but once I published it I was older. So yeah, good story though, just lots of errors...New Version in the Works!

In Progress:

Restart: An Evangelion Fic, I plan on it being a love fic with lots of bloodshed, angst and lots of Action! Hope to get at least 100 reviews before the end.
Note: This is a ShinjixRei Fic. Don't read if you don't like the pairing.

Final Straw: I wish this was more popular than it currently is, but eh I'll take what I can get. A Naruto Fic, Action, Suspence, violence...basicly a Revenge fic. Check it out if you please.
Note: This is a NaruxHinata Fic. Again don't read if you dislike pairing.

ON HOLD:

Enough is Enough: I'm kinda disappointed in myself for letting this one die, but I'm working on a re-write and will work on it again sometime before the end of 2012 so keep an eye out if you like Inuyasha with a Azumanga twist.
Note: InuyashaxAzumanga Diaoh Crossover. Weird huh? Don't worry it'll be back with lots of craziness soon!

DEAD:

Everything Else...sorry...If you want me to re-write a fic, just vote for it and I'll do my best!

STORY UPDATE STATUS!

Will be updated around once a week give or take, so check in freq. for your story stats! More reviews makes me update quicker! FYI

Restart: Chapter 5: Desecration
Currently: 82 Percent Complete

Final Straw: Chapter 6: Crack in the Mask pt.2
Currently: 35 Percent Complete. (NOW ON HOLD...Sorry...)

If you want to read my unedited lemons go to remember, on Media Miner I am called Dark_Yasha not Kuroi_Yasha remember that!

Chain letters...I don't know how I fell for these...

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you have a fanfiction account, copy and paste this into your profile.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucilla ((Kuroi-Yasha: I read it, am not superstitious, but I do believe in ghosts from personal experiences...best you do too. Shudder))

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2.All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

are now laughing at your own stupididty

5. you will put this on your profile

6. you still have a stupid smile on your face

((Kuroi-Yasha: I fell for it...so worth it...))

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

((This is the one I believe in the most. And I truly am sorry...))

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'