Oh crap, OK, anou...If you really want to know all the different animes I like e-mail me. I read, watch, and write anime in my free time. My friends all think I'm crazy. I probably am, I tend to LOVE the evil guy in the anime. Muraki (my god), Sesshoumaru, Akito, Nakago, Farfarello, Shuldig, Nagi, Crawford, so on. So many evil bishi s so little time. BLAH!

You can also find me under the name Y3_EvilBishi on LJ, my newest story 'Never Leave Me' can also be found there, and if it gets to be overly graphic (too naughtly for ) you can find the un-edited version there. I will let you know if the chapter has been edited.

THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Gaara

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuNaru (if I can find it, SasuNaruSai or SasuNaruGaa)

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi (hent only works when there aren't two pretty bishis in one show ((which never happens)))

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Yes, I've been little Itachi, Akatsuki Itachi, and female Kiba

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. What kind of merch can you think of? Cause I have it

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? No... I'm not a destiny/fate finatic like Neji

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina, SO kawaii!

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru, didn't I already say that?

9) Which team is your favorite? Team 7 (with both Sasuke and Sai)

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No, never did. Besides, I've read ahead

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Always have, and now I know the truth xp

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? DeiDei (what I call Deidara) and Hidan makes me laugh with his stupidity...

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? I used to be AntiSasuke, but then I discovered the wonders of SasuNaru XD

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No, I'm more into the manga than the anime, but I have seen the majority of the eps.

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Yea as I said in the last answer

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No, ADHD

17) Sub or dub? I shiver and spaz whenever I hear the dub, the voices haunt me...

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? I like Time-Skip Sakura better

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Funny

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? I just thought he was another character, until I learned different

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Kami, now I have the AvenueQ Underwear song stuck in my head again, thanx...

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku, or Naruto before Time-Skip (he's too buff now)

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? He's a little too...energetic for my tastes...(n I like Naruto...)

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Never thought about it...hmm...

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Some

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? My muse seems to prefer the flexibleness of the Naruto-verse

27) Do you like lemons? What do you think? I'm a Yaoi fan for kami's sake!

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yes, but not in detail, you say anime in my house and my parents tune out

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? No

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Yes

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? No, I'm the hooked...

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Can't draw...

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? No, again, can't draw

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? No, anime in general does that

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I like to think I'm broke because I quit my job...

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Icha Icha Paradies Yaoi edition

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No, totally unfounded, stupid rumor and I'd like to get my hands on the person that thought it up...

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Again, can't draw...thanx...

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? Na, I'm not into that...

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Several, but their minor and make no major impact (there's a couple I have yet to use...)

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Again, that would be anime in general, It's not fair to place the blame all on one series

Quotes

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice...then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"Boys are like clowns, they try to make you laugh, yet they scare you at the same time."

"I said your boyfriend was gay, and he hit me with his purse."

"Sometimes reading is good. I say reading is knowledge, knowledge, is power, power is corruption, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay you. So if you read you'll be broke."

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate, and I can picture attacking that world cause they never expect it."

"All my life I've always wanted to be someone, I guess I should've been more specific."

“Evolution has reached the top of the hill, now it’s forced to go back down.”

“Nyquil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.”

"If I was a boy, I would have come to this party dressed as a French maid."

“No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.”

“Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.”

“I know what you’re thinking, you should be ashamed of yourself!”

“I am not as think as you confused I am.”

"There's nothing hotter than a guy who wears a dress and looks good in it too."

“I am not infantile you stinky-butt poop-head!”

"I know karate, kung-fu, and 47 other dangerous words."

"Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door."

"I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke 3 times; once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it."

“I don’t know whether to thank him, or throw it at his head.” (From Roommates by FastForward)

"Evil, was never so cute and fuzzy."

"I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning."

"I gotta pee, but I don't want to move.”

"I swear to drunk I’m not God."

"You can't make someone love you; all you can do is stalk them till they're afraid and give in."

"We are not retreating; we are simply advancing in the other direction!"

“Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid."

"Which one of my enemies told you I was paranoid?!"

“In the old days, you don’t glare; you blow their heads off with a bazooka. Oh, the good old days.”

"I hope life isn't a joke, coz I don't get it..."

"Okay, you be the optimist, and I'll go on being the pessimist and we'll be fine. Just don't go pushing your 'happiness' on me."

"War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left."

"This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a whimper."

"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat."

“Emotions breed hatred, and hatred breeds war.”

“They say I have ADD, but they don’t understand…Oh Look! A chicken!"

“Not the tastiest cookie in the pantry, are you?”

Person A: “You find this greatly amusing, don’t you?” Person B: “So much so, it even hurts a little.”

"Can I at least stab him with a spork?”

“You haven’t lost your mind, you’re just an idiot.”

“Awe, you’re an idiot, isn’t that adorable? Go play in your corner.”

“To see you fall would be the greatest tragedy of all, you who are my enemy.”

“He who flees with the wind at his back does so in great favor to his enemies.”

“I don’t have an ass, I have a back with a crack in the bottom.”

“What am I supposed to do? Say ‘Oh, fascinating’ and poke you with a stick?!”

Anime Quotes

"Dolls can be repaired if broken. This is why they are superior to humans." - Muraki Kazutaka (Yami no Matsuei)

"You are always more beautiful when drenched in blood." - Muraki Kazutaka (Yami No Matsuei)

"Don't beat yourself up. There's plenty of people to do that for you.." - Inuyasha (Inuyasha)

"What is that ridiculous opendage growing out of your head?" Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Do you think he knows it's a circle?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"What repulsive creature makes my eardrums bleed?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Die! Just Die! You have no talent at all!!" - Jiraiya (Naruto)

"Hmm, how shall I say this... my first impression is... I hate you." - Hatake Kakashi (Naruto)