Author has written 4 stories for Vampire Academy, Criminal Minds, and Inuyasha.
My name is Crista
My age is 22
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Blue
My height is 5'4"
Gender: of course I'm a female duhhhhhh
Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Drawing, Singing
Zodiac: Leo
Single
deviantart: http://
dokuga penname: Synysterstar
True Avenged Sevenfold Fans
1. Know more songs then Bat Country, Beast And The Harlot or Almost Easy.
2. You accept them for their changes.
3. You don't call them sell outs.
4. You would get their names tattooed on you (or the deathbat).
5. You know their names/stage names and what they do in the band.
6. You love them, their personalities, and music!!
7. You are known at school as the "A7X girl/guy."
8. You write their names or song lyrics all over your body in permanent marker and re-write it when it starts to wash off.
9. If you met the hottest guy, they would be gone in a sec if they dissed A7X.
10. You would risk your life to stand up to anyone who says something bad about Avenged Sevenfold.
11. Your quote to live by is "seize the day or die regretting the time you lost."
12. You had to put A7X in one of your stories that had nothing to do with them...at all.
13. Often, your threats include something with the band. (e.g. "Don't make me send Syn after you!")
14. You randomly sing their songs and it's starting to drive your friends crazy.
15. It upsets your best friend when you argue who's hotter; Syn or Zacky. Although you never win because you're both so headstrong...
16. You quote funny lines from their tour intros on the Live In The LBC disc from Diamonds In The Rough.
17. You talk about the guys like they're your best friends.
18. Your ringtones are Avenged Sevenfold songs and sometimes you don't answer your phone quick enough because you're too busy singing to it.
19. You honestly feel that they saved your life.
20. You're not obsessed, you're addicted!
Funny enough... all that above is true LMAO
Vampire Academy shit
Who introduced you to the books?
I was at the library and saw vampire and went OOO PRETTY!!READS
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
HAHAHAH borrow HAHAHAH I bought them bitches and LOVED every single one
Are you most looking forward to: Blood Promise, Spirit Bound or Succubus Shadows?
Spirit Bound!! _
What's your dream ending to the series?
Christian and Lissa getting back together, Dimitri being a dhampir again, Adrian getting it on with Tasha Ozera ;p Abe and Janine get married lol
Favorites:
Who is your favorite character?
Dimitri and Rose are tied
Who's your favorite Dhampir?
AH... don't make choose!!
What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
SO MANY GRAWRRR
What was your favorite Rose and Adrian moment?
HAHAh dirty little Moroi leaving her presents in the form of perfume bottles and she goes to yell at him
How about your favorite Lissa and Rose moment?
When Rose protected Lissa from Mia
What was your favorite adventure/battle
The battle of crazy fucking strigoi douchebag Isaiah and Elena in Frostbite
Which book cover was your favorite?
...Spirit bound
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
Hellz ya!
This or That?
Vampire Academy or Frostbite?
Vampire Academy get hot rose/dimitri action in it
Frostbite or Shadow Kiss?
Shadow Kiss
Shadow Kiss or Vampire Academy?
BOTH has hot sexy steamy moments with dimitri and rose
Blood Promise or Spirit Bound?
I'll let you know when spirit bound comes out
Who do you want to see Rose with most: Dimitri or Adrian?
Dimitri.
Who do you like more:
Rose or Dimitri?
Dimitri
Rose or Adrian?
Rose
Rose or Lissa?
Rose
Lissa or Adrian?
Adrian
Rose or Mia?
Rose
Christian or Lissa?
Christian
Christian or Dimitri?
Dimitri
Kirova or Alberta?
Alberta
Adrian or Christian?
Christian.
Janine Hathaway or Tasha Ozera?
Janine
Lissa or Mia?
Lissa
Eddie or Mason?
Eddie
Anna or Vladimir?
Anna
Adrian or Mason?
Mason
Eddie or Christian?
Christian
Eddie or Adrian?
Eddie
Who's the better villain: Blonde Strigoi (Nathan) or Victor?
Victor
Moroi or Dhampir?
Dhampir!!
The Saddest Story Never Told Videos:
Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5E4ebAe1ZI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd-rvXXlPx8
Vladimir Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKBouSdGZRs
Vladimir&Anna video about the side effects of the spirit: http:///video/cw1GnBNT/issues.html
NOTE* you do NOT have to download the video to watch it, just click the play button youtube deleted the original music on this one so i uploaded it here for it to be seen because the effects match the song in this video*
Strange Angels shit:
I am a fan of the graves and dru pairing they just fit so well together! I plan on making a graves/dru fic eventually and in honor of it i made this poster sorta thing
Criminal Minds shit:
Favorite Quotes:
JJ: about the incredible Sir Kneighf Please don’t tell me you have a crush on a fictional character.
Garcia: He’s not fictional. He’s the online alter-ego of a real person.
JJ: Hmmm, you don’t even know anything about him, even if it is…him.
Garcia: Look, we meet online at specified times that he is never late to. We spend hours adventuring and chatting during which time I have his undivided attention and he lavishes me with flattery. When was the last time you had a date go that well?
JJ: See if he’s got a fictional brother.
--
Garcia: Hey, you know what this means? We can find out if Princess Diana's death really was accidental!
JJ: I think this is exactly what got you on the list.
--
Garcia rattles off some bad Spanish
Morgan: Easy there, Garcia. I think you just offended somebody’s mother.
Garcia: Shut up you. I took French. What can I say?
Morgan: Penelope, your last name is Garcia.
Garcia: Yeah, I know. It’s my stepfather’s name. Do you want my genius or not?
--
Reid: to the waitress, after having difficulty with his chopsticks Excuse me, could I get a fork perhaps? group laughs Did you know that experts credit Confucius with the advent of the chopstick. He equated knives with acts of aggression.
Morgan: You don't know how to use them, do ya?
Reid: It's like trying to forage for dinner with a pair of number two pencils. It’s absolutely incredible, 1.3 billion people stay nourished because of these things. --
Officer: So are we looking for an ex-con or some nut job with an Amazon account? --
Female Officer: after hearing the unsub's profile So we're looking for a small, angry, white guy with a day job? --
Hotchner: Ok, here's what we know. Blitz attackers are almost always male.
Morgan: Well, he got picked up in the pouring rain by a New York cabbie, so we definitely know he's not a brother.
--
Blackwolf: Samuel, tell the men from the FBI who the Ga'he are.
Reid: The Ga'he are mighty spirits who dwell in desert caves.
Hotchner: Reid, is your name Samuel?
Reid: Sorry. --
Gideon: The children?
Hotchner: Fine, we got them out before they got here. We took down these four.
Reid: Without firing a shot?
Blackwolf: Captain America here shot number 5.
Hotchner: You’re welcome. --
Blackwolf: I have other options besides shooting a man.
Reid: Like negotiating?
Blackwolf: Like running. --
Blackwolf: There are many paths to the same place. Trust me.
Hotchner: Just so you know, you sound like a fortune cookie.
--
Elle: Brother…as in that’s Hotch’s brother?
Garcia: Maybe Hotch is adopted?
--
JJ: That’s Hotch’s brother? I don’t see it.
Hotch: Sean, listen to me. All I’m saying is that you’re 25 years old.
Sean: You know what? Don’t profile me Aaron. storms away
JJ: Now I see it.
Blackwolf: to Gideon You look like a college professor. to Reid You look like his student. to Hotchner You look like FBI.
(Garcia doesn't want to meet the Dawes)
Garcia: They slaughtered 13 young girls with blond hair, (points to self) HELLO!
--
Reid: Are you hacking into the government HMO database? Is that legal?
Garcia: Of course not. We'll go to prison and you'll become someone's bitch.
Reid: Really?
(Garica calls Morgan on his cell phone)
Morgan: Yeah,Morgan
Garica: Isn't this spooky
Morgan: Isn't what spooky?
Garica: That right now you were thinking about me, and out of the blue your phone rings and it's me. Huh? How's that for a spiritual connection?
Morgan: Umm. Do I know you?
Garica: Why do you hurt me?
(Morgan laughs)
Hotchner: Nice shot
Ried: I was aiming for his leg
Hotchner: Well, I wouldn't have kept kicking you, I was afraid you didn't get my plan.
Reid: I got your plan the minute you moved the hostages out of my line of fire.
Hotchner: Well I hope I didn't hurt you too badly.
Reid: Hotch, I was a twelve year old child prodigy in a Las Vegas public high school. You kick like a nine year old girl.
--
Garcia: Office of Supreme Genius Puzzle solver. Do you have a riddle for me?
Reid: (over phone) I found out that Bale has been accessing the Internet by getting around a fire wall that is set up on a prison library computer. This guy even has an e-mail address.
Garcia: Wow. Sneaky bastard.
Reid: Yeah.
--
Morgan: Look, we need as close to the real voice as you can get, and anything that might be in the background. Can you do it?
Garcia: Okay, you know how on Star Trek when Captain Kirk asks McCoy to do something totally impossible, and McCoy says, "Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker"?
Morgan: Hey, what are you telling me, not to expect a miracle?
Garcia: No, I'm saying I'm not a doctor.
Morgan: (laughs) That's my girl.
--
Elle: What... what is the most sinful place on campus?
Morgan: Come on, Elle, when I was in college, it was everywhere.Gideon: No badges. I don’t want to satisfy the unsub’s need for attention by letting him know the FBI is here. Try not to look official. (looks at the team) Try to look less official.Morgan: You know there’s got to be a faster way to do this. How about we just change the first question to ‘have you recently dated a homicidal pyromaniac?’ Elle: There could be an email or a journal in the computer, something that tells us where Heather is. Do you think you can break in?
Morgan: In six drives?
Gideon: "Try again. Fail again. Fail better."
Reid: (nods) Samuel Beckett.
Morgan: "Try not. Do or do not."
(Gideon looks at Reid as he doesn't know the quote)
Reid: Yoda. Garcia: (on the phone) You've reached Penelope Garcia in the FBI's Office of Supreme Genius.
Morgan: Hey, it's Morgan. Need you to work me some magic here. I got a program called Deadbolt Defense and a girl with only a couple of hours to live, so what do you know?
Garcia: Then you gotta problem. Deadbolt's the number one password crack-resistant software out there. You're gonna have to get inside this guy's head to get the password.
Morgan: I thought I was calling the Office of Supreme Genius.
Garcia: Well, gorgeous, you've been rerouted to the Office of Too Friggin' Bad.
Morgan: Oh, one last thing. Look up the words "sexy" and "brilliant" in that computer of yours, and tell me what you come up with.
Garcia: Look at that, it's me.
Morgan: You are a goddess, woman. Ciao. to surrounding fertility clinic patients, most of whom are paying rapt attention ...It was a work call.
--
Garcia: He who seeks the "Queen of All Knowledge," speak and be recognized.
Reid: Garcia, we're sending you some cigarettes.
Garcia: Why not a flesh-eating virus? It'll be faster and far less painful.Reid: We need some butts rushed to the lab for DNA analysis.
Garcia: Reid... I love it when you say "butts."
--
Garcia: Referring to what the bomber said about computers Yikes - that would totally suck for me, whisper I'm surrounded in here.
Morgan: Come on, what are you worried about? You've got me to protect you.
Garcia: Hah! Now that gets my blood up.
--
Garcia: Brace yourselves. I'm going to teach you the meaning of L.U.S.T.
Gideon: Did she say lust?
Garcia: I cross-referenced every known fact on the victims and I just found a website that links both Dennis Cutler and Mathew Jarvis' companies on a list of businesses guilty of L.U.S.T.
Hotchner: I'm missing something.
Garcia: Leaking Underground Storage Tanks.Hotch: “The modern furniture, the strategically placed magazines, the framed diplomas, the art on the wall are all in conflict with your family photos. You have three children, but you favour the middle one - your son."
Erin: (interrupts) “What do you think you're doing?
Hotch: (continues) “Of course you love all your children, but not like your son...”
Erin: "That's enough!"
Hotch: "The bonsai you obsessively nurture is to compensation for feelings of failure as a mother."
Erin: "Agent Hotchner! I said that is enough. My position is not in question here. As your superior, I am questioning your ability to lead your team."
Hotch: "My team? Let me tell you about my team. Agent Morgan fought to protect his identity from the very people who could save him. Why? Because trust has to be earned, and there are very few people he truly trusts. Reid’s intellect is a shield which protects him from his emotions and, at the moment, his shield is under repair. Prentiss overcompensates because she doesn’t yet feel she’s a part of the team. She needn’t worry. Every day, Agent Jareau fields dozens of requests for our team and every night she goes home hoping she’s made the right choices. Garcia fills her office with figurines and color to remind herself to smile as the horror fills her screens and Agent Gideon in many ways is damned by his profound knowledge of others, which is why he shares so little of himself yet he pours his heart into every case we handle. I stand by my actions and I stand by my team, and if you think that you can find a better person for the job, good luck."
Erin: "Agent Hotchner..."
Hotch: "How do I know you favor your son? I'm good at my job!"
--
Morgan: Garcia, baby girl, please tell me something I want to hear.
Garcia: You are a statuesque god of sculpted chocolate thunder.
Morgan: How about something I don't already know?
Garcia: (after an intentional pause) I have a sweet tooth.Garcia: (answering phone) Talk dirty to me.
Section Chief Erin Strauss: This is Section Chief Erin Strauss.
Garcia: (horrified and red-faced) Ma'am, I think it goes without saying that I was expecting it to be someone else.
Garcia: (answering phone later) FBI Technical Analyst Penelope Garcia speaking.
--
Morgan: (on phone) Hey, girl, you’re on speaker – behave.
Garcia: Or what, you’ll spank me?
--
Morgan: (examining camera surveillance footage) Well, can't you get a better angle?
Garcia: Sugar, I'm not London here; I can only work with what they have. And, believe me when I tell you, the 1980s just called. They want their security system back.
--
Garcia: To Reid and Morgan When I was in the ambulance I could hear the song 'Heroes' playing in my head. I kept flashing in and out of consciousness and I remember thinking, 'Wait. Is David Bowie really God?'
--
Garcia: Do you know who Frank Miller is?
Morgan: Frank Miller... Sounds familiar. Un-sub?
Garcia: laughs No, graphic novelist. 300? Sin City?
Morgan: Oh, right, right, right. Cool movies.
Garcia: He said something once and it makes me think of you. "The noir hero is a knight in blood caked armor. He's dirty and he does his best to deny the fact that he's a hero the whole time."Garcia: There is really no acceptable excuse for violence, but for you I am making an exception. (opens the front door) Oh my God, Agent Rossi!
--
Rossi: What kind of a researcher are you?
Garcia: I'm not a researcher. I'm a technical analyst.
Rossi: What the hell does that even mean?
Kevin: (entering room, naked, just out of the shower) You left the middle of my back totally unloofahed.
--
JJ: (looking at her files) (sarcastically) I'm not busy at all.
Garcia: So you don't want to hear about Agent Rossi showing up at my apartment after I had a post-coital shower with fellow FBI technical analyst Kevin Lynch?
JJ: (head snaps up) Please Sit.JJ: So, you were in the shower with Kevin Lynch?
Garcia: Come on, JJ. I'm being serious. I need your help.
JJ: With what?
Garcia: Agent Rossi. We're not supposed to date fellow Bureau employees.
JJ: From what I hear, Rossi is the reason most of these fraternization rules even exist.Garcia: (on the phone) Yes, I know what a closed adoption means. Do you know what a court order means?
JJ: (whispers) We don't have time for a court order.
Garcia: You know what Ma'am? I'm done being nice. If you look to your cursor you'll notice it's moving on its own, that's me hacking your secure network. Now i got her file, now i got her social, and now cause your grumpy, I'm gonna send your boss those Jamaican vacation photos. Check you out, no tan lines!
--
Reid: (examining Prentiss' high school yearbook picture) It's remarkable. Something like this makes you question everything you thought you knew.
Garcia: Yeah. Like the monolith in 2001.
Reid: So there was actually a time when something like this was socially acceptable?
Garcia: Oh, you're young. The 80s left a lot of people confused. This is especially sad, though.
Garcia: Morgan?
Morgan: Yeah baby?
Garcia: You sound stressed.
Morgan: Do I?
Garcia: Where are you?
Morgan: Not where I want to be right now.
Morgan: Garcia...I'll tell you what you are to me. You're my god-given solace. Woman, you promise me one thing; whatever happens...don't you ever stop talking to me
Garcia: I can't right now cause I'm mad at you
Morgan: That can wait.Garcia: So we'll search birth records from August, September, 2007. How's that? We'll do single mothers only, in case she wanted to keep the father a secret. You know, didn't wanna brag. "Oh, your baby daddy's a third grade teacher? Well mine likes to poke people in the stomach with tools. So there".
--
Reid: They didn't care about race of hair colour it's men that do.
Garcia: (appearing on screen with red hair) Damn straight. Men do.
Morgan: Well hello red! Look at you! Guys.. (turns screen around)
JJ and Prentiss: (smiling) Wow!
Hotch:
Garcia: At first only that both garments were made from chiffon but with the wonder twin powers of the Atlantic city police and my impecable eye for fashion we have also determined that that these garments fit rediculosly well. They are super flattering to each victims exact mesurements, kind of exactly like the unsub whipped them up herself.
Garcia: Hi there. I'm Penelope.
Christopher: Good for you...
Garica: Can I sit down?
Christopher: You're the cop..
Garcia: Um. I look like a cop to you?
Christopher: Yeah. What, you aren't?
Garcia: No. The FBI tech analyst. I just have some administrative cyber crud, to go over with you. Just to geek at.
Christopher: Cool...
Garcia: You are glum. Time is a great healer.
Christopher: You have no idea how I feel...
Garcia: Well I lost my mom and my dad when I was about your age so, I dunno I think I have a pretty good idea... And I felt totally alone. Until I found the netizens.
Christopher: (smiling) BTTT
Garcia: And I'm not lying, it'll totally get better. BTW I like your nails.
Christopher: Thanks. You're not a goth?
Garcia: You know I dont think I'm supossed to be anymore but (holds up her hands to show her painted nails) the love is still there.
Christopher: (laughs) So you're FBI?
Garcia: Yeah I know, it's crazy, but I love it... I enjoy your earring too. Where did you score that?
Christopher: eBay. It's supposed to be Johnny D's from that pirate movie.
Garcia: Most awsome.
Rossi: She's good. Established repore when Morgan and Reid couldn't.
Hotchner: We should bring her out all the time.
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